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www/fun/jokes programmer.txt
From: |
Waclaw Jacek |
Subject: |
www/fun/jokes programmer.txt |
Date: |
Tue, 16 Nov 2010 09:44:11 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Waclaw Jacek <wwj> 10/11/16 09:44:11
Modified files:
fun/jokes : programmer.txt
Log message:
Fixing programmer jokes\\ inner references, as reported in #636478
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/programmer.txt?cvsroot=www&r1=1.2&r2=1.3
Patches:
Index: programmer.txt
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/programmer.txt,v
retrieving revision 1.2
retrieving revision 1.3
diff -u -b -r1.2 -r1.3
--- programmer.txt 16 Nov 2010 01:28:54 -0000 1.2
+++ programmer.txt 16 Nov 2010 09:43:57 -0000 1.3
@@ -13,21 +13,21 @@
5. The statement (0x2b||!0x2b) makes sense to you.
-6. You find 4 funny.
+6. You find 5 funny.
7. You note with disgust that it always evaluates to true, since
0x2b != 0.
-8. Point 6 disgusts you, because under other languages than C++
+8. Point 7 disgusts you, because under other languages than C++
(Java, per se), it would throw an exception, runtime error, etc.
-9. Both points 6 and 7 disgust you, because (0x2b||!0x2b) isn't
+9. Both points 7 and 8 disgust you, because (0x2b||!0x2b) isn't
a statement.
10. You wonder why there's so much religious debate. After all,
can't they just type man life?
-11. Point 9 disgusts you, because your PDP-10 does not have man pages.
+11. Point 10 disgusts you, because your PDP-10 does not have man pages.
12. When you think of Blowfish, the stuff described on www.blowfish.com
has no relation to what comes to mind.
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
throw at you, and yet the question, "Is our children learning?"
raises no red flags.
-14. You wonder why point 11 is making a reference to John Kerry.
+14. You wonder why point 13 is making a reference to John Kerry.
15. You quit drinking coffee; caffeine I/Vs are easier.
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
19. You think a "pipe dream" involves bash scripting.
-20. Point 16 disgusts you, since zsh is so much more powerful.
+20. Point 19 disgusts you, since zsh is so much more powerful.
Disclaimer:
@@ -61,4 +61,4 @@
Further jokes were added later on.
-$Id: programmer.txt,v 1.2 2010/11/16 01:28:54 wwj Exp $
+$Id: programmer.txt,v 1.3 2010/11/16 09:43:57 wwj Exp $