www/fun/jokes programmer.txt

[Waclaw Jacek]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Waclaw Jacek <wwj>      10/11/16 01:28:57

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : programmer.txt 

Log message:
        Adding some programmer jokes from #427137

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/programmer.txt?cvsroot=www&r1=1.1&r2=1.2

Patches:
Index: programmer.txt
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/programmer.txt,v
retrieving revision 1.1
retrieving revision 1.2
diff -u -b -r1.1 -r1.2
--- programmer.txt      22 Sep 2003 01:23:40 -0000      1.1
+++ programmer.txt      16 Nov 2010 01:28:54 -0000      1.2
@@ -8,39 +8,50 @@
 3.  By the time you've gotten here in the document, you've run Tidy
 or a similar app to check my X/HTML skills.
 
-4.  The statement (0x2b||!0x2b) makes sense to you.
+4.  Point 3 annoys you, since this document is obviously plaintext
+without html formatting.
 
-5.  You find 4 funny.
+5.  The statement (0x2b||!0x2b) makes sense to you.
 
-6.  You note with disgust that it always evaluates to true, since
+6.  You find 4 funny.
+
+7.  You note with disgust that it always evaluates to true, since
 0x2b != 0.
 
-7.  Point 6 disgusts you, because under other languages than C++
+8.  Point 6 disgusts you, because under other languages than C++
 (Java, per se), it would throw an exception, runtime error, etc.
 
-8.  Both points 6 and 7 disgust you, because (0x2b||!0x2b) isn't 
+9.  Both points 6 and 7 disgust you, because (0x2b||!0x2b) isn't 
 a statement.
 
-9.  You wonder why there's so much religious debate.  After all,
+10.  You wonder why there's so much religious debate.  After all,
 can't they just type man life?
 
-10.  When you think of Blowfish, the stuff described on www.blowfish.com
+11.  Point 9 disgusts you, because your PDP-10 does not have man pages.
+
+12.  When you think of Blowfish, the stuff described on www.blowfish.com
 has no relation to what comes to mind.
 
-11.  You can write formal grammar statements for C, C++, C#, Java,
+13.  You can write formal grammar statements for C, C++, C#, Java,
 Perl, Python, PHP, HTML, any XML schema, Assembly, Obj-C, QBASIC,
 XBASIC, OO.o BASIC, StarMath, and just about anything else I could
 throw at you, and yet the question, "Is our children learning?"
 raises no red flags.
 
-12.You quit drinking coffee; caffeine I/Vs are easier.
+14.  You wonder why point 11 is making a reference to John Kerry.
+
+15.  You quit drinking coffee; caffeine I/Vs are easier.
 
-13.Your address@hidden password is the chemical formula for caffeine.
+16.  Your address@hidden password is the chemical formula for caffeine.
 
-14.You didn't know that there was a war in Iraq: too busy preparing
+17.  You didn't know that there was a war in Iraq: too busy preparing
 for the next gcc compiler release.
 
-15.You wrote the GPL.
+18.  You wrote the GPL.
+
+19.  You think a "pipe dream" involves bash scripting.
+
+20.  Point 16 disgusts you, since zsh is so much more powerful.
 
 Disclaimer:
 
@@ -48,4 +59,6 @@
 Project.  The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on
 this joke.
 
-$Id: programmer.txt,v 1.1 2003/09/22 01:23:40 sinuhe Exp $
+Further jokes were added later on.
+
+$Id: programmer.txt,v 1.2 2010/11/16 01:28:54 wwj Exp $