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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 21/09/13 12:04:14
Modified files:
fun/jokes : fsf-in-german.uk.html
purchase.agreement.de.html
users-lightbulb.de.html
fun/jokes/po : fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html
purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
users-lightbulb.de-diff.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.uk.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.5&r2=1.6
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.44&r2=1.45
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.6&r2=1.7
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.1&r2=1.2
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.2&r2=1.3
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/users-lightbulb.de-diff.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.2&r2=1.3
Patches:
Index: fsf-in-german.uk.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.uk.html,v
retrieving revision 1.5
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -b -r1.5 -r1.6
--- fsf-in-german.uk.html 31 May 2021 20:31:26 -0000 1.5
+++ fsf-in-german.uk.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:10 -0000 1.6
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.uk.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.uk.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2021-07-15" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.uk.html" -->
<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
@@ -6,6 +11,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.uk.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.uk.html" -->
<h2>ФÐÐРнÑмеÑÑкоÑ</h2>
<blockquote><pre>
@@ -70,7 +76,7 @@
<p><!-- timestamp start -->
Ðновлено:
-$Date: 2021/05/31 20:31:26 $
+$Date: 2021/09/13 16:04:10 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: purchase.agreement.de.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html,v
retrieving revision 1.44
retrieving revision 1.45
diff -u -b -r1.44 -r1.45
--- purchase.agreement.de.html 30 Apr 2021 17:04:19 -0000 1.44
+++ purchase.agreement.de.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:10 -0000 1.45
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE"
value="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2021-07-15" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.de.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
@@ -8,6 +13,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.de.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.de.html" -->
<h2>Haftungsausschluss</h2>
<p><a href="/graphics/gleesons"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
@@ -158,7 +164,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Letzte Ãnderung:
-$Date: 2021/04/30 17:04:19 $
+$Date: 2021/09/13 16:04:10 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: users-lightbulb.de.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.de.html,v
retrieving revision 1.6
retrieving revision 1.7
diff -u -b -r1.6 -r1.7
--- users-lightbulb.de.html 30 Apr 2021 17:04:19 -0000 1.6
+++ users-lightbulb.de.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:13 -0000 1.7
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/jokes/po/users-lightbulb.de.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/po/users-lightbulb.de.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/po/users-lightbulb.de-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2021-07-15" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.de.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
@@ -9,6 +14,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/users-lightbulb.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.de.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.de.html" -->
<h2>Wie viele GNU/Linux-Nutzer braucht man, um eine Glühbirne zu
wechseln?</h2>
<ul>
@@ -165,7 +171,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Letzte Ãnderung:
-$Date: 2021/04/30 17:04:19 $
+$Date: 2021/09/13 16:04:13 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html,v
retrieving revision 1.1
retrieving revision 1.2
diff -u -b -r1.1 -r1.2
--- po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html 3 Aug 2019 07:00:15 -0000 1.1
+++ po/fsf-in-german.uk-diff.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:14 -0000 1.2
@@ -11,26 +11,44 @@
</style></head>
<body><pre>
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>FSF in German - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
(FSF)</title>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" --></em></ins></span>
+<title>FSF in German - GNU Project - Free Software <span
class="removed"><del><strong>Foundation
(FSF)</title></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>Foundation</title></em></ins></span>
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/fsf-in-german.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><div class="breadcrumb"
role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26"
width="26"
+ alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a> /
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a> /
+ <a
href="/fun/humor.html#Dictionary">Dictionary & word play</a> /
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width"></em></ins></span>
<h2>FSF in German</h2>
-<blockquote><pre>
-Date: Fri, 7 May 93 21:30:47 PDT
+<span
class="removed"><del><strong><blockquote><pre></strong></del></span>
+
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><p class="infobox">
+From: Paul Rubin<br />
+To: rms@ai.mit.edu<br />
+Subject: FSF<br /></em></ins></span>
+Date: Fri, 7 May 93 21:30:47 <span class="removed"><del><strong>PDT
From: phr@america.telebit.com (Paul Rubin)
To: rms@ai.mit.edu
Subject: FSF
-</pre>
+</pre></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>PDT</p></em></ins></span>
-<p>Did you know that FSF in Germany stands for “Fisch sucht
-Fahrrad”"? Translation: fish seeks bicycle. An FSF-party is a
+<p>Did you know that FSF in Germany stands for <span
class="removed"><del><strong>“Fisch</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>“<i>Fisch</em></ins></span> sucht
+<span class="removed"><del><strong>Fahrrad”"?</strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em>Fahrrad</i>”?</em></ins></span>
Translation: fish seeks bicycle. An FSF-party is a
singles gathering, I think.</p>
<p>I'm not sure whether the expression is widely used.</p>
-</blockquote>
+<span class="removed"><del><strong></blockquote>
-<p>This joke is also available in <a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german"></strong></del></span>
<span
class="inserted"><ins><em>href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.txt"></em></ins></span>
+<p>This joke is also available in <a
href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.txt">
plain text</a>.</p>
<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
@@ -39,39 +57,69 @@
<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/">email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
+Project.</p></strong></del></span>
+
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><p class="button right-align"><a
href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.txt">Original
+email</a></p>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3></em></ins></span>
<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this
joke.</p>
</div>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></div>
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above
--></em></ins></span>
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-
-<div id="footer">
+<div <span class="removed"><del><strong>id="footer">
<p>
-Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
-<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org"><gnu@gnu.org></a>. There are
-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
-<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org"><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.
-</p>
+Please</strong></del></span> <span class="inserted"><ins><em>id="footer"
role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
-<p>
-Please see the
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
+<p>Please</em></ins></span> send <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>general</em></ins></span> FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org"><gnu@gnu.org></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF.
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><br />
+Please send broken</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>Broken</em></ins></span> links and other corrections
or suggestions <span class="inserted"><ins><em>can be sent</em></ins></span>
+to <a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org"><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.
</p>
+<p></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org"><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+ replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+ We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+ translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+ Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+ to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org">
+ <web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+ <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations
of
+ our web pages, see <a
+ href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+ README</a>. --></em></ins></span>
+Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and <span
class="removed"><del><strong>submitting</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>contributing</em></ins></span> translations
+of this <span class="removed"><del><strong>article.
+</p></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>article.</p>
+</div></em></ins></span>
+
<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
-<p>Updated:
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><p>Updated:</strong></del></span>
+
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><p
class="unprintable">Updated:</em></ins></span>
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/08/03 07:00:15 $
+$Date: 2021/09/13 16:04:14 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
-</div>
+<span class="removed"><del><strong></div></strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></div><!-- for class="inner", starts
in the banner include --></em></ins></span>
</body>
</html>
</pre></body></html>
Index: po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html,v
retrieving revision 1.2
retrieving revision 1.3
diff -u -b -r1.2 -r1.3
--- po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html 30 Apr 2021 11:18:30 -0000 1.2
+++ po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:14 -0000 1.3
@@ -11,25 +11,39 @@
</style></head>
<body><pre>
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: <span
class="removed"><del><strong>1.77</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes"</em></ins></span> -->
<title>Disclaimer
- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><div class="breadcrumb"
role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26"
width="26"
+ alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a> /
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a> /
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width"></em></ins></span>
<h2>Disclaimer!</h2>
-<p><a href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img
src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><p><a
href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
alt=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128"
style="float: right;"
/></a></p>
<hr />
<pre>
-Disclaimer to be used when purchasing software:
+Disclaimer</strong></del></span>
+
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><p>Disclaimer</em></ins></span> to be
used when purchasing <span class="removed"><del><strong>software:
- AGREEMENT AND LIMITED WARRANTY
+ AGREEMENT</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>software:</p>
+<h3 class="c">AGREEMENT</em></ins></span> AND LIMITED <span
class="removed"><del><strong>WARRANTY</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>WARRANTY</h3>
+<p></em></ins></span>
This check is fully warranted against physical defects and poor
workmanship in its stationery. If the check is physically damaged,
return it to me and I will replace or repair it at my discretion.
@@ -41,7 +55,7 @@
assured you of its worth, either verbally or in written
communication, we may have had our fingers crossed, so don't come
whimpering back to me if it bounces.
-
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p><p></em></ins></span>
The money, if any, represented by this instrument remains my
property. You are licensed to use it, however you are not allowed
to copy the original check except for your personal records, nor
@@ -49,7 +63,7 @@
may you allow any other person to use the money. Remember, you may
have it in your possession, but it still belongs to me, and I'm
going to call on you from time to time just to keep tabs on it.
-
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p><p></em></ins></span>
This agreement supersedes all others between us, including the
equally ridiculous one you have undoubtedly pasted on the back of
your packaging, or concealed somewhere in the middle of it. The
@@ -59,20 +73,30 @@
though yours may say that it supersedes mine. Why, even if yours
said it would supersede mine even if mine said it would supersede
yours even if yours said... Oh well. You get the idea.
-
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p><p></em></ins></span>
You may decline this agreement by returning the uncashed check to
me within twenty-four hours. If you attempt to cash it, however,
you have implicitly accepted these terms. You may also implicitly
accept these terms by:
-1) Calling my bank to inquire about the status of my account;
+<span class="removed"><del><strong>1) Calling</strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p>
+<ol>
+<li>Calling</em></ins></span> my bank to inquire about the status of my
<span class="removed"><del><strong>account;
+
+2) Thanking</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>account;</li>
-2) Thanking me at the conclusion of our business transaction;
+<li>Thanking</em></ins></span> me at the conclusion of our business
<span class="removed"><del><strong>transaction;
-3) Going to bed at the end of this or any other day; or
+3) Going</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>transaction;</li>
-4) Using any toilet or rest room.
+<li>Going</em></ins></span> to bed at the end of this or any other day;
<span class="removed"><del><strong>or
+4) Using</strong></del></span> <span class="inserted"><ins><em>or</li>
+
+<li>Using</em></ins></span> any toilet or rest <span
class="removed"><del><strong>room.</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>room.</li>
+</ol>
+<p></em></ins></span>
Please be advised that I have adopted a strict rubber-glue policy.
Any nasty thing that your lawyers say bounces off of me and sticks
back to you. Be further advised that you agree to pay my legal
@@ -80,27 +104,36 @@
any other reason that might strike my fancy. Violations will be
punishable by fine, imprisonment, death, any two of the above, or
all three.
-
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p><p></em></ins></span>
Thank you and have a nice day!
-</pre>
+<span class="removed"><del><strong></pre></strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></p>
+
+<p class="button right-align"><a
href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo"></em></ins></span>
<hr />
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><p><a
href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
Collection.</p>
<h3 id="license">Disclaimer</h3>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's
-<span class="removed"><del><strong><a href="http://mail.gnu.org/">email
archives</a></strong></del></span> <span class="inserted"><ins><em>email
archives</em></ins></span>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives
of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this
joke.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this
joke.</p></strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><p>Source: <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q4/softcheq.html">
+rec.humor.funny</a> (1991)</p>
+</div>
+</div></em></ins></span>
</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div <span
class="removed"><del><strong>id="footer"></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>id="footer" role="contentinfo"></em></ins></span>
<div class="unprintable">
<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
@@ -118,17 +151,17 @@
to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org">
<web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
- <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ <p>For information on coordinating and <span
class="removed"><del><strong>submitting</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>contributing</em></ins></span> translations of
our web pages, see <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
README</a>. -->
Please see the <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and <span
class="removed"><del><strong>submitting</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>contributing</em></ins></span> translations
of this article.</p>
</div>
-<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><!-- Regarding copyright, in general,
standalone pages (as opposed to
files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
be under CC BY-ND 3.0 US. Please do NOT change or remove this
without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
@@ -143,18 +176,18 @@
being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
- Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
+ Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain.
--></strong></del></span>
<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2021/04/30 11:18:30 $
+$Date: 2021/09/13 16:04:14 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
-</div>
+<span class="removed"><del><strong></div></strong></del></span>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em></div><!-- for class="inner", starts
in the banner include --></em></ins></span>
</body>
</html>
</pre></body></html>
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diff -u -b -r1.2 -r1.3
--- po/users-lightbulb.de-diff.html 30 Apr 2021 11:18:30 -0000 1.2
+++ po/users-lightbulb.de-diff.html 13 Sep 2021 16:04:14 -0000 1.3
@@ -11,20 +11,33 @@
</style></head>
<body><pre>
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: <span
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<h2>How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light
bulb?</h2>
+<span class="inserted"><ins><em><address class="byline">by André
Ferreira Machado</address></em></ins></span>
+
<ul>
<li>1 to post a thread in a mailing list telling the bulb has
burnt.</li>
<li>1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command
lines.</li>
<li>1 to complain that the user broke the thread.</li>
<li>1 to ask what new bulb will he install.</li>
-<li>1 to <span class="removed"><del><strong>advice</strong></del></span>
<span class="inserted"><ins><em>advise</em></ins></span> that we shouldn't use
the word burn for meaning a
+<li>1 to advise that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a
broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire
and that it would be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess
of electrical current.</li>
@@ -52,7 +65,7 @@
<li>1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed
bulb.</li>
<li>217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.</li>
-<li>6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has <span
class="removed"><del><strong>propietary</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>proprietary</em></ins></span> elements,
+<li>6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has proprietary elements,
and that another should be used.</li>
<li>20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp
switch.</li>
@@ -70,14 +83,14 @@
scratch.</li>
<li>14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to
send it in txt or LaTeX.</li>
-<li>5 to say that they didn't like the taken <span
class="removed"><del><strong>decission</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>decision</em></ins></span> and that
+<li>5 to say that they didn't like the taken decision and that
they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better
lamp.</li>
<li>1 to post a series of commands to put to change the
lightbulb.</li>
<li>1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error
message.</li>
-<li>1 to <span class="removed"><del><strong>advice</strong></del></span>
<span class="inserted"><ins><em>advise</em></ins></span> that the commands must
be executed as root.</li>
+<li>1 to advise that the commands must be executed as root.</li>
</ul>
<p>And finally:</p>
@@ -87,14 +100,15 @@
went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.</li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><h3
id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
<p>The joke on this page was
mailed to the FSF by its author Andre Machado.</p>
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joke.</p>
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@@ -112,19 +126,19 @@
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