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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 21/07/11 15:30:53
Modified files:
fun : humor.fr.html
fun/po : humor.fr-en.html
music : music.fr.html
music/po : music.fr-en.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.fr.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.57&r2=1.58
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/po/humor.fr-en.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.45&r2=1.46
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/music/music.fr.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.40&r2=1.41
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/music/po/music.fr-en.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.32&r2=1.33
Patches:
Index: fun/humor.fr.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.fr.html,v
retrieving revision 1.57
retrieving revision 1.58
diff -u -b -r1.57 -r1.58
--- fun/humor.fr.html 31 May 2021 21:09:01 -0000 1.57
+++ fun/humor.fr.html 11 Jul 2021 19:30:52 -0000 1.58
@@ -1,19 +1,22 @@
<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/humor.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.fr.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
<title>Rions avec le GNU - Projet GNU - Free Software Foundation</title>
<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.fr.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
<h2>Rions avec le GNU</h2>
+<div class="thin"></div>
-<p>C'est sur cette page que les hackers se distraient de leur travail acharné
-avec quelques éclats de rire. Elle contient logiciels, documentation,
-musique, poèmes, etc., proposés par les utilisateurs de GNU et recueillis
-par les contributeurs de GNU au fil des ans.</p>
+<p>C'est dans cette section que les hackers se distraient de leur travail
+acharné avec quelques éclats de rire. Elle contient logiciels,
+documentation, musique, poèmes, etc., proposés par les utilisateurs de GNU
+et recueillis par les contributeurs de GNU au fil des ans.</p>
<p>De nos jours, il y a une multitude d'endroits sur Internet où publier des
histoires drôles. Aussi, avant de nous en proposer une, veuillez essayer de
@@ -26,28 +29,55 @@
GNU</a> sont aussi très drôles.</p>
<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+<h3 id="Computing">Informatique</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 sortes de gens dans le
+monde</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Où est « n'importe quelle toucheÂ
» ??</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead beef (bÅuf mort)</a>Â ?</li>
+ <li>Que pense le Dr Emacs du <a
+href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">manifeste GNU</a>Â ?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pourquoi les virus sont si rares
sous
+GNU/Linux</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html"><i>A Swarm of Gnats?</i></a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">Le virus de la
crédulité</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 des raisons d'Intel pour avoir
+tardé à annoncer la sortie du P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.fr.txt">Vous savez que vous êtes un
+programmeur quand…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 des réseaux non
fiables</a></li>
+ <li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorciste</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Alerte au virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap physique, ou le hack de la
machine
+à écrire Dvorak</a></li>
+ <li><a
+href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>Où
+vont les caractères effacés ?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
<h3 id="Software">Logiciels</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggestions d'options à GCC</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Code source de ed en BrainFuckÂ
;-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C plus ou moins</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">Code source des humains</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Code source de ed :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Code source de ed en BrainFuckÂ
;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Manuel de l'Emacs de Plan9</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Codes Errno</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Messages d'erreur</a> en Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggestions d'options à GCC</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-overflow ?</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Bonne année en 4
langages</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Joyeux Noël en 4 langages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World !</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Options longues ?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Vocabulaire du logiciel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Joyeux Noël en 4 langages</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Code spaghetti</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Messages d'erreur Unix</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-overflow ?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World !</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Manuel de l'Emacs de Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Vocabulaire du logiciel</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
- <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>De l'humour via
Twitter</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Messages d'erreur Unix</a></li>
+ <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Humour via Twitter</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
@@ -55,11 +85,19 @@
<ul>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Guide de l'utilisateur
avancé</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Comprendre votre
administrateur
-système</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">Significations de l'acronyme
GNU
Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Comprendre votre
administrateur
+système</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Guide de l'utilisateur
avancé</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science et ingénierie</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Fonctionnalités
téléphoniques</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Magasin de physique !</a></li>
+ <li>Quelques <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">données
scientifiques</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Musique</h3>
@@ -70,18 +108,16 @@
was set up in 10/99. -->
<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
<ul>
- <li><a href="/music/">Musiques et chants du GNU</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.html">Les Gnus veulent juste s'amuser</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/music/music.html">Musiques et chants du GNU</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Poems">Poèmes</h3>
<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">Le dernier bogue</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Minuit lugubre</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Le Noël d'un
réseaulogiste</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophie</h3>
@@ -103,39 +139,15 @@
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, un poisson d'avril ?</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Computing">Informatique</h3>
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionaire et jeux de mots</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.fr.txt">Vous savez que vous êtes un
-programmeur quand…</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Où est « n'importe quelle toucheÂ
» ??</a></li>
- <li>Que pense le Dr Emacs du <a
-href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">manifeste GNU</a>Â ?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 des raisons d'Intel pour avoir
-tardé à annoncer la sortie du P5</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 des réseaux non
fiables</a></li>
- <li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorciste</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Alerte au virus</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">Le virus de la
crédulité</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead beef (bÅuf mort)</a>Â ?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html"><i>A Swarm of Gnats?</i></a></li>
- <li><a
-href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>Où
-vont les caractères effacés ?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 sortes de gens dans le
-monde</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap physique, ou le hack de la
machine
-à écrire Dvorak</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pourquoi les virus sont si rares
sous
-GNU/Linux</a></li>
-</ul>
-
-<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science et ingénierie</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Fonctionnalités
téléphoniques</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Boutique de physique !</a></li>
- <li>Quelques <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">données
scientifiques</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrames</a> de quelques mots
courants</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Définitions amusantes
1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Définitions amusantes
2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">La grammaire va au
café</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur
orthographique</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycémie</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
@@ -146,13 +158,6 @@
déformation dimensionnelle</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionnaire</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Définitions amusantes
1</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Définitions amusantes
2</a></li>
-</ul>
-
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
@@ -160,33 +165,31 @@
<h3 id="Unclassified">Non classé</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">La grammaire va au
café</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Interaction</a> d'un utilisateur
avec
-<a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrames</a> de quelques mots
courants</li>
- <li>Une guerre contre les <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">bogues</a>Â
!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Une guerre contre les bogues</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Entendu au tribunal</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF en allemand</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Ãvangile</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Apparence</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Interaction</a> d'un utilisateur
avec
+<a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html">Embarquer une fille en
musique</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citations</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur
orthographique</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Le Père Noël vient en
ville</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycémie</a></li>
- <li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">logo du loup</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Quelques <i>filks</i></a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Ãmoticones :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">Combien faut-il d'utilisateurs
de
GNU/Linux pour changer une ampoule ?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Le logo du loup</a></li>
</ul>
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
categories. -->
-<h4 id="Guidelines">Règles à respecter pour proposer des histoires</h4>
+<div class="infobox">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Guidelines">Règles à respecter pour proposer des histoires</h3>
<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
<p>Pour accepter quelque chose dans la section « humour », nous avons les
@@ -204,16 +207,18 @@
similaires.</li>
</ol>
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Renonciation au copyright</h4>
-
-<p>L'essentiel de cette page (et des pages liées) provient des <a href=
-"ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>archives de courriel</a> de la FSF concernant le
-projet GNU.</p>
+<div id="Disclaimer" role="contentinfo">
+<h3>Renonciation au copyright</h3>
+<p>L'essentiel de cette page (et des pages liées) provient des archives de
+courriel de la FSF concernant le projet GNU. La FSF ne revendique aucun
+copyright sur ces textes.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
-<p>La Fondation pour le logiciel libre ne revendique aucun copyright sur ces
-textes. Et nous terminerons cette page avec une <a
+<p class="comment">*** Et nous terminerons cette page avec une <a
href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">limitation de garantie</a> tout ce
-qu'il y a de plus appropriée !</p>
+qu'il y a de plus appropriée ! ***</p>
+</div>
<div class="translators-notes">
@@ -223,7 +228,7 @@
<!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.fr.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
<div class="unprintable">
<p>Veuillez envoyer les requêtes concernant la FSF et GNU à <<a
@@ -243,7 +248,7 @@
<web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
- <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
our web pages, see <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
README</a>. -->
@@ -272,7 +277,7 @@
There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-<p>Copyright © 2015, 2018, 2020 Richard M. Stallman</p>
+<p>Copyright © 1999-2021 Richard M. Stallman</p>
<p>Cette page peut être utilisée suivant les conditions de la licence <a
rel="license"
@@ -290,7 +295,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Dernière mise à jour :
-$Date: 2021/05/31 21:09:01 $
+$Date: 2021/07/11 19:30:52 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: fun/po/humor.fr-en.html
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/po/humor.fr-en.html,v
retrieving revision 1.45
retrieving revision 1.46
diff -u -b -r1.45 -r1.46
--- fun/po/humor.fr-en.html 9 Nov 2020 21:59:26 -0000 1.45
+++ fun/po/humor.fr-en.html 11 Jul 2021 19:30:52 -0000 1.46
@@ -1,12 +1,15 @@
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
<title>Laugh along with GNU
- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
+<div class="thin"></div>
-<p>This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working
+<p>This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working
hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
@@ -22,30 +25,57 @@
<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
<li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
- BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
languages</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
</ul>
@@ -54,11 +84,19 @@
<ul>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
- administrator</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
expansions</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
@@ -70,19 +108,17 @@
<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
<ul>
- <li><a href="/music/">GNU music and songs</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.html">Gnus Just Wanna Have Fun</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/music/music.html">GNU Music and Songs</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
Christmas</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
@@ -103,39 +139,16 @@
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary and Word Play</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
- when…</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
- <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
- the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
- delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
- Networks</a></li>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
- <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
- Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
- the World</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
- Typewriter Hack</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
- fairly uncommon</a></li>
-</ul>
-
-<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
- <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
+ words</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
@@ -146,13 +159,6 @@
Needed</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
-</ul>
-
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
@@ -161,35 +167,32 @@
<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a></li>
- <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
- with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
- words</li>
- <li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">A war against bugs</a>!</li>
<li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
Statements</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/musical-pickup.html">Musical pickup</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
town</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">The Wolf Logo</a></li>
</ul>
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
categories. -->
-<h4 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h4>
+<div class="infobox">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h3>
<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
@@ -207,19 +210,21 @@
fields.</li>
</ol>
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-
+<div id="Disclaimer" role="contentinfo">
+<h3>Disclaimer</h3>
<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project. The Free Software
+Foundation claims no copyrights on these.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And
-we'll end this page with a
-perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
+<p class="comment">*** And we'll end this page with a perfect <a
+href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>! ***</p>
+</div>
</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
<div class="unprintable">
<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
@@ -237,13 +242,13 @@
to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
<web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
- <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
our web pages, see <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
README</a>. -->
Please see the <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
of this article.</p>
</div>
@@ -264,7 +269,7 @@
There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-<p>Copyright © 2015, 2018, 2020 Richard M. Stallman</p>
+<p>Copyright © 1999-2021 Richard M. Stallman</p>
<p>This page is licensed under a <a rel="license"
href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/";>Creative
@@ -274,7 +279,7 @@
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2020/11/09 21:59:26 $
+$Date: 2021/07/11 19:30:52 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
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--- music/music.fr.html 11 Jul 2021 16:30:54 -0000 1.40
+++ music/music.fr.html 11 Jul 2021 19:30:53 -0000 1.41
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@
<h3>Paroles et interprétation</h3>
<ul class="songs">
- <li><a href="/music/free-software-song.html">Chanson du logiciel libre</a>Â
!</li>
+ <li><a href="/music/free-software-song.html">Chanson du logiciel
libre</a></li>
<li><a href="/music/free-birthday-song.html">The Free Birthday Song</a>
(Chanson
d'anniversaire libre)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html">God Wrote in Lisp code</a> (Dieu
@@ -41,28 +41,29 @@
<h3>Paroles seules</h3>
<ul class="songs columns">
- <li><a href="/music/free-firmware-song.html">Chanson du micrologiciel
-libre</a>Â !</li>
+ <li><a href="/music/free-firmware-song.html">Chanson du micrologiciel
libre</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html">Chanson du GNU</a></li>
<li><a href="/music/till_there_was_gnu.html">Jusqu'au jour où vint GNU</a>
</li>
- <li><a href="/music/whole-gnu-world.html">Tout un monde GNU</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/music/whole-gnu-world.html">A Whole GNU World</a> (Tout un
monde
+GNU)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.html">Gnus Just Wanna Have Fun</a> (Les gnus
veulent juste s'amuser)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html">Chanson de GNU
Emacs</a></li>
<li><a href="/music/gdb-song.html">Chanson de GDB</a></li>
<li><a href="/music/emacsvsvi.html">Emacs vs Vi</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/vi.song.html">Intoxiqué à vi</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/vi.song.html">Addicted to Vi</a> (Intoxiqué Ã
vi)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html">Vim, Send Me an Angel!</a> (Vim,
envoie-moi un ange)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html">Le bonheur est un prompt Bash</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hackforfreedom.html">Hacke pour la liberté</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hackforfreedom.html">Hacker pour la liberté</a></li>
<li><a href="/music/blues-song.html">Le blues du programmeur</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hackersong.html">Si les Beatles étaient des
hackers…</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html">What a Wonderful Code</a> (Quel
code merveilleux)</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/nobody-owns.html">Personne ne possède cette
chanson</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Quelques filks</a></li>
</ul>
<div id="hap-bash" class="pict">
@@ -149,7 +150,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Dernière mise à jour :
-$Date: 2021/07/11 16:30:54 $
+$Date: 2021/07/11 19:30:53 $
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--- music/po/music.fr-en.html 11 Jul 2021 16:30:54 -0000 1.32
+++ music/po/music.fr-en.html 11 Jul 2021 19:30:53 -0000 1.33
@@ -50,6 +50,7 @@
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hackersong.html">If the Beatles were
hackers…</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html">What a Wonderful Code</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/nobody-owns.html">Nobody Owns This Song</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some filks</a></li>
</ul>
<div id="hap-bash" class="pict">
@@ -114,7 +115,7 @@
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2021/07/11 16:30:54 $
+$Date: 2021/07/11 19:30:53 $
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