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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 20/07/31 08:31:17
Modified files:
. : keepingup.de.html
fun/jokes : purchase.agreement.de.html
po : keepingup.de-diff.html
Added files:
fun/jokes/po : purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/keepingup.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.58&r2=1.59
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.41&r2=1.42
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/po/keepingup.de-diff.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.4&r2=1.5
Patches:
Index: keepingup.de.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/keepingup.de.html,v
retrieving revision 1.58
retrieving revision 1.59
diff -u -b -r1.58 -r1.59
--- keepingup.de.html 6 Mar 2020 06:59:00 -0000 1.58
+++ keepingup.de.html 31 Jul 2020 12:31:12 -0000 1.59
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/keepingup.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/po/keepingup.de.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/po/keepingup.de.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/keepingup.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE" value="/po/keepingup.de-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2020-06-01" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/keepingup.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.de.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
@@ -8,6 +13,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/po/keepingup.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.de.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.de.html" -->
<h2>Auf dem Laufenden bleiben</h2>
<p>
@@ -162,7 +168,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Letzte Ãnderung:
-$Date: 2020/03/06 06:59:00 $
+$Date: 2020/07/31 12:31:12 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html,v
retrieving revision 1.41
retrieving revision 1.42
diff -u -b -r1.41 -r1.42
--- fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html 3 Dec 2016 23:44:58 -0000
1.41
+++ fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.de.html 31 Jul 2020 12:31:16 -0000
1.42
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE"
value="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2020-06-01" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.de.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
@@ -8,6 +13,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.de.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.de.html" -->
<h2>Haftungsausschluss</h2>
<p><a href="/graphics/gleesons"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
@@ -159,7 +165,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Letzte Ãnderung:
-$Date: 2016/12/03 23:44:58 $
+$Date: 2020/07/31 12:31:16 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: po/keepingup.de-diff.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/po/keepingup.de-diff.html,v
retrieving revision 1.4
retrieving revision 1.5
diff -u -b -r1.4 -r1.5
--- po/keepingup.de-diff.html 12 Oct 2019 17:28:34 -0000 1.4
+++ po/keepingup.de-diff.html 31 Jul 2020 12:31:17 -0000 1.5
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@
</style></head>
<body><pre>
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: <span
class="removed"><del><strong>1.84</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>1.86</em></ins></span> -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
<title>Keeping Up With GNU and the FSF
- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
<!--#include virtual="/po/keepingup.translist" -->
@@ -62,16 +62,15 @@
<li><a href="//www.fsf.org/free-software-supporter/">
The Free Software Supporter</a> will keep you up-to-date each
month on news and events from the free software movement. The Free
- Software Supporter is published in English, Spanish, <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>French,</em></ins></span>
- and
- <span
class="removed"><del><strong>French.</li></strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>Brazilian Portuguese.</li></em></ins></span>
- <li><a href="http://mail.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-gnu">
+ Software Supporter is published in English, Spanish, French,
+ and Brazilian Portuguese.</li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="http://mail.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-gnu"></strong></del></span>
<span
class="inserted"><ins><em>href="https://lists.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-gnu"></em></ins></span>
info-gnu</a>: Announcements and requests for help from the GNU
project and the Free Software Foundation.</li>
<li><a href="//www.fsf.org/events">FSF Events</a>: Keep
up-to-date with events, speeches and conferences featuring
Richard Stallman and the FSF staff.</li>
- <li><a href="http://mail.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-press">
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="http://mail.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-press"></strong></del></span>
<span
class="inserted"><ins><em>href="https://lists.gnu.org/mailman/listinfo/info-press"></em></ins></span>
info-press</a>: GNU press announcements.</li>
</ul>
@@ -137,7 +136,7 @@
There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-<p>Copyright © 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2014, 2015, <span
class="removed"><del><strong>2017</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>2017, 2018, 2019</em></ins></span> Free Software
+<p>Copyright © 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2014, 2015, 2017,
2018, <span class="removed"><del><strong>2019</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>2019, 2020</em></ins></span> Free Software
Foundation, Inc.</p>
<p>This page is licensed under a <a rel="license"
@@ -148,12 +147,11 @@
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/10/12 17:28:34 $
+$Date: 2020/07/31 12:31:17 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
-<span class="removed"><del><strong></div></strong></del></span>
-<span class="inserted"><ins><em></div><!-- for class="inner", starts
in the banner include --></em></ins></span>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
</body>
</html>
</pre></body></html>
Index: fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
diff -N fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.de-diff.html 31 Jul 2020 12:31:17
-0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,160 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
+ "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd";>
+<!-- Generated by GNUN -->
+<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"; xml:lang="en" lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
+<title>/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html-diff</title>
+<style type="text/css">
+span.removed { background-color: #f22; color: #000; }
+span.inserted { background-color: #2f2; color: #000; }
+</style></head>
+<body><pre>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<title>Disclaimer
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/purchase.agreement.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Disclaimer!</h2>
+
+<p><a href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img
src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
+alt=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128"
style="float: right;"
+/></a></p>
+
+<hr />
+
+<pre>
+Disclaimer to be used when purchasing software:
+
+
+ AGREEMENT AND LIMITED WARRANTY
+
+This check is fully warranted against physical defects and poor
+workmanship in its stationery. If the check is physically damaged,
+return it to me and I will replace or repair it at my discretion.
+No other warranty of any kind is made, neither express nor implied
+including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of
+Merchantability, Suitability for Purpose, and Validity of Currency.
+Any and all risk concerning the actual value of this check is
+assumed by you, the recipient. Even though I or my agents may have
+assured you of its worth, either verbally or in written
+communication, we may have had our fingers crossed, so don't come
+whimpering back to me if it bounces.
+
+The money, if any, represented by this instrument remains my
+property. You are licensed to use it, however you are not allowed
+to copy the original check except for your personal records, nor
+are you permitted to give the money itself to anyone else. Neither
+may you allow any other person to use the money. Remember, you may
+have it in your possession, but it still belongs to me, and I'm
+going to call on you from time to time just to keep tabs on it.
+
+This agreement supersedes all others between us, including the
+equally ridiculous one you have undoubtedly pasted on the back of
+your packaging, or concealed somewhere in the middle of it. The
+location of your version of this or any other covenant between us
+is irrelevant to its inapplicability here. Only this one pertains,
+and I really mean it. In fact, this one supersedes yours even
+though yours may say that it supersedes mine. Why, even if yours
+said it would supersede mine even if mine said it would supersede
+yours even if yours said... Oh well. You get the idea.
+
+You may decline this agreement by returning the uncashed check to
+me within twenty-four hours. If you attempt to cash it, however,
+you have implicitly accepted these terms. You may also implicitly
+accept these terms by:
+
+1) Calling my bank to inquire about the status of my account;
+
+2) Thanking me at the conclusion of our business transaction;
+
+3) Going to bed at the end of this or any other day; or
+
+4) Using any toilet or rest room.
+
+Please be advised that I have adopted a strict rubber-glue policy.
+Any nasty thing that your lawyers say bounces off of me and sticks
+back to you. Be further advised that you agree to pay my legal
+expenses if I decide to sue you for violating this agreement or for
+any other reason that might strike my fancy. Violations will be
+punishable by fine, imprisonment, death, any two of the above, or
+all three.
+
+Thank you and have a nice day!
+
+</pre>
+
+<hr />
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h3 id="license">Disclaimer</h3>
+
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's
+<span class="removed"><del><strong><a href="http://mail.gnu.org/">email
archives</a></strong></del></span> <span class="inserted"><ins><em>email
archives</em></ins></span>
+of the GNU Project.</p>
+
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this
joke.</p>
+
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<div class="unprintable">
+
+<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org"><gnu@gnu.org></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF. Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a
href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org"><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+ replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+ We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+ translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+ Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+ to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org">
+ <web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+ <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ our web pages, see <a
+ href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+ README</a>. -->
+Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.</p>
+</div>
+
+<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
+ files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
+ be under CC BY-ND 3.0 US. Please do NOT change or remove this
+ without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
+ Please make sure the copyright date is consistent with the
+ document. For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
+ document was modified, or published.
+
+ If you wish to list earlier years, that is ok too.
+ Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
+ years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
+ year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
+ being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
+
+ There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
+ Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
+
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/07/31 12:31:17 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
+</pre></body></html>
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