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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 20/01/30 13:31:02
Modified files:
fun/jokes/po : c+-.translist echo-msg.translist
ed-msg.translist error-haiku.translist
gnu-overflow.translist gospel.translist
Added files:
fun/jokes : ed-msg.ru.html error-haiku.ru.html
gnu-overflow.ru.html gospel.ru.html
fun/jokes/po : ed-msg.ru-en.html error-haiku.ru-en.html
gnu-overflow.ru-en.html gospel.ru-en.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed-msg.ru.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.ru.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.ru.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gospel.ru.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/c%43-.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/echo-msg.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/ed-msg.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.5&r2=1.6
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/gospel.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/ed-msg.ru-en.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.ru-en.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.ru-en.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/gospel.ru-en.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
Patches:
Index: po/c+-.translist
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diff -u -b -r1.8 -r1.9
--- po/c+-.translist 29 May 2015 08:57:46 -0000 1.8
+++ po/c+-.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.9
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value='<div id="translations">
<p>
<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/c+-.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/c+-.ru.html">ÑÑÑÑкий</a> [ru]</span>
</p>
</div>' -->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/c+-.en.html" title="English" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
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<!-- end translist file -->
Index: po/echo-msg.translist
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/echo-msg.translist,v
retrieving revision 1.7
retrieving revision 1.8
diff -u -b -r1.7 -r1.8
--- po/echo-msg.translist 29 Apr 2019 11:42:40 -0000 1.7
+++ po/echo-msg.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.8
@@ -3,10 +3,12 @@
value='<div id="translations">
<p>
<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.ru.html">ÑÑÑÑкий</a> [ru]</span>
<span dir="ltr"><a lang="zh-cn" hreflang="zh-cn"
href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.zh-cn.html">ç®ä½ä¸æ</a> [zh-cn]</span>
</p>
</div>' -->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.en.html" title="English" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.ru.html" title="ÑÑÑÑкий" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="zh-cn" hreflang="zh-cn"
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Index: po/ed-msg.translist
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/ed-msg.translist,v
retrieving revision 1.5
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diff -u -b -r1.5 -r1.6
--- po/ed-msg.translist 31 Aug 2013 17:21:33 -0000 1.5
+++ po/ed-msg.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.6
@@ -2,12 +2,11 @@
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value='<div id="translations">
<p>
-<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
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</p>
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-<!-- Fallback for old position of translist; to be removed
- when translists in all translations are included before banner.html. -->
-<!--#echo encoding="none" var="TRANSLATION_LIST" -->
-<!--#endif -->
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html" title="English" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
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<!-- end translist file -->
Index: po/error-haiku.translist
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.translist,v
retrieving revision 1.8
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diff -u -b -r1.8 -r1.9
--- po/error-haiku.translist 4 Jun 2019 06:59:50 -0000 1.8
+++ po/error-haiku.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.9
@@ -3,8 +3,10 @@
value='<div id="translations">
<p>
<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.ru.html">ÑÑÑÑкий</a> [ru]</span>
</p>
</div>' -->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html" title="English" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.ru.html" title="ÑÑÑÑкий" />
<!-- end translist file -->
Index: po/gnu-overflow.translist
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.translist,v
retrieving revision 1.8
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diff -u -b -r1.8 -r1.9
--- po/gnu-overflow.translist 17 Aug 2019 07:59:07 -0000 1.8
+++ po/gnu-overflow.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.9
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value='<div id="translations">
<p>
<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.ru.html">ÑÑÑÑкий</a> [ru]</span>
</p>
</div>' -->
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.en.html" title="English" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.ru.html" title="ÑÑÑÑкий" />
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Index: po/gospel.translist
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/po/gospel.translist,v
retrieving revision 1.7
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diff -u -b -r1.7 -r1.8
--- po/gospel.translist 31 Aug 2013 17:21:35 -0000 1.7
+++ po/gospel.translist 30 Jan 2020 18:31:02 -0000 1.8
@@ -2,12 +2,11 @@
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value='<div id="translations">
<p>
-<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/gospel.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr" class="original"><a lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/gospel.en.html">English</a> [en]</span>
+<span dir="ltr"><a lang="ru" hreflang="ru"
href="/fun/jokes/gospel.ru.html">ÑÑÑÑкий</a> [ru]</span>
</p>
</div>' -->
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-<!-- Fallback for old position of translist; to be removed
- when translists in all translations are included before banner.html. -->
-<!--#echo encoding="none" var="TRANSLATION_LIST" -->
-<!--#endif -->
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html"
hreflang="x-default" />
+<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" lang="en" hreflang="en"
href="/fun/jokes/gospel.en.html" title="English" />
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Index: ed-msg.ru.html
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diff -N ed-msg.ru.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ ed-msg.ru.html 30 Jan 2020 18:30:40 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,183 @@
+<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.ru.html" -->
+
+<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
+<title>Ed, man! !man ed - ÐÑÐ¾ÐµÐºÑ GNU - Фонд Ñвободного
пÑогÑаммного обеÑпеÑениÑ</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/ed-msg.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.ru.html" -->
+<h2>Ed, man! !man ed</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+<pre>
+ÐÑ ÐºÐ¾Ð³Ð¾: address@hidden (ÐаÑÑик Ðж. ÐоÐÑеÑÑи)
+Тема: ÐÑÑиннÑй пÑÑÑ (долгий)
+ÐаÑа: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
+ÐÑÑÐ¿Ð¿Ñ Ð½Ð¾Ð²Ð¾ÑÑей: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
+</pre>
+
+<p>Ðогда Ñ Ð²Ñ
Ð¾Ð¶Ñ Ð² ÑÐ²Ð¾Ñ ÑиÑÑÐµÐ¼Ñ Xenix Ñ
110-бодового ÑеÑминала, и vi, <b>и</b>
+Emacs пÑоÑÑо дÑÑволÑÑки ÑоÑмозÑÑ. Ðни
вÑводÑÑ Ð±ÐµÑполезнÑе ÑообÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ñипа
+“СпÑавка - C-h”, и “‘foo” - Файл
ÑолÑко длÑ
+ÑÑениє. Так ÑÑо Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÑзÑÑÑÑ ÑедакÑоÑом,
коÑоÑÑй не ÑазбÑаÑÑваеÑÑÑ
+моим ЦÐÐÐЫРвÑеменем.</p>
+
+<p>Ed, man! !man ed</p>
+
+<pre>
+ED(1) Ð ÑководÑÑво пÑогÑаммиÑÑа Unix
ED(1)
+
+ÐÐЯ
+ ed - ÑекÑÑовÑй ÑдакÑоÑ.
+
+ÐЫÐÐÐ
+ ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ Ð¸Ð¼Ñ ]
+ÐÐÐСÐÐÐÐ
+ Ed - ÑÑандаÑÑнÑй ÑекÑÑовÑй ÑедакÑоÑ.
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>УÑенÑе-компÑÑÑеÑÑики без Ñма Ð¾Ñ ed, не
ÑолÑко поÑомÑ, ÑÑо он ÑÑÐ¾Ð¸Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑвÑм по
+алÑавиÑÑ, но поÑÐ¾Ð¼Ñ ÑÑо он ÑÑандаÑÑнÑй. ÐÑе
дÑÑгие без Ñма Ð¾Ñ Ð½ÐµÐ³Ð¾, поÑомÑ
+ÑÑо ÑÑо ED!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed - ÑÑандаÑÑнÑй ÑекÑÑовÑй
ÑедакÑоÑ.”</p>
+
+<p>Ð ed не ÑазбазаÑÐ¸Ð²Ð°ÐµÑ Ð¼ÐµÑÑо на моем Timex
Sinclair. ÐÐ¾Ñ ÑмоÑÑиÑе:</p>
+
+<pre>
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
+-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
+</pre>
+
+<p>РазÑмееÑÑÑ, в ÑиÑÑеме, коÑоÑÑÑ
админиÑÑÑиÑÑÑ <b>Ñ</b>, <tt>vi</tt> - ÑÑо
+ÑÑÑлка на <tt>ed</tt>. Emacs заменен на ÑÑенаÑий
командного инÑеÑпÑеÑаÑоÑа,
+коÑоÑÑй 1) генеÑиÑÑÐµÑ Ð² syslog ÑообÑение
ÑÑÐ¾Ð²Ð½Ñ LOG_EMERG; 2) ÑнижаеÑ
+диÑковÑÑ ÐºÐ²Ð¾ÑÑ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÑзоваÑÐµÐ»Ñ Ð½Ð° 100Ри 3)
ÐÐÐУСÐÐÐТ ED!!!!!!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed - ÑÑандаÑÑнÑй ÑекÑÑовÑй
ÑедакÑоÑ.”</p>
+
+<p>ÐзглÑнем на ÑипиÑнÑй ÑÐµÐ°Ð½Ñ ÑабоÑÑ
новиÑка Ñ Ð¼Ð¾Ð³ÑÑим ed:</p>
+<pre>
+golem$ ed
+
+?
+help
+?
+?
+?
+quit
+?
+exit
+?
+bye
+?
+аÑ?
+?
+ÑÑоб ÑÑ ÑгоÑел
+?
+^C
+?
+^C
+?
+^D
+?
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>ÐбÑаÑиÑе внимание на единообÑазие
полÑзоваÑелÑÑкого инÑеÑÑейÑа и ÑообÑений
+об оÑибкаÑ
. Ed доÑÑаÑоÑно великодÑÑен,
ÑÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ Ð¾ÑмеÑаÑÑ Ð¾Ñибки, и вмеÑÑе Ñ Ñем
+доÑÑаÑоÑно благоÑазÑмен, ÑÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ Ð½Ðµ
оÑеломлÑÑÑ Ð½Ð¾Ð²Ð¸Ñка многоÑловием.</p>
+
+<p>“Ed - ÑÑандаÑÑнÑй ÑекÑÑовÑй
ÑедакÑоÑ.”</p>
+
+<p>Ed, велиÑайÑий из ÑедакÑоÑов паÑадигмÑ
“ÑÑо ÑÑ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÑÑаеÑÑ, Ñо и
+полÑÑаеÑÑ”.</p>
+
+<p>ED - ÐСТÐÐÐЫРÐУТЬ Ð ÐÐÐ ÐÐÐÐ! ÐÐÐÐÐ ÐÐÐÐÐ ED
ÐЫÐÐÐ ÐÐÐ Ð ÐÐÐ ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐЫÐ, Ð
+ÐÐÐÐÐÐСТÐÐÐÐЫÐ! ED ÐÐ ÐСÐÐРТÐТ ÐÐШÐÐ¥ ÐÐ
ÐÐÐЦÐÐÐЫХ ТÐÐÐСÐЫХ ТÐÐÐÐ!! ED -
+СТÐÐÐÐРТÐЫРТÐÐСТÐÐЫРРÐÐÐÐТÐÐ ! ÐТ ED
ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐТСЯ СÐÐÐЫШÐÐ, ÐÐЮТ ÐТÐЧÐÐ Ð
+ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐТ ТРÐÐÐÐ!!</p>
+
+<p>Ðогда Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÑзÑÑÑÑ ÑедакÑоÑом, мне не
нÑÐ¶Ð½Ñ Ð»Ð¸ÑниÑ
воÑÐµÐ¼Ñ ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐТ никÑемнÑÑ
+ÑкÑанов подÑказки и пÑогÑамм пеÑемеÑениÑ
кÑÑÑоÑа! Ðне пÑоÑÑо нÑжен ÑEDакÑоÑ!
+Ðе “viдакÑоє. Ðе “emacsакÑоє.
ТакиÑ
и СÐÐÐ-Ñо
+неÑ!!! ED! ED! ED - СТÐÐÐÐРТ!!!</p>
+
+<p>ТÐÐСТÐÐЫРРÐÐÐÐТÐÐ .</p>
+
+<p>Ðогда компании IBM в ее вездеÑÑÑем
вÑемогÑÑеÑÑве понадобилоÑÑ Ð¾Ð¿ÐµÑеÑÑÑÑ Ð²
+Ñвоем “edlin” на ÑÑандаÑÑ Unix, они
подÑажали vi? ÐеÑ. Emacs?
+ШÑÑоÑки! Ðни вÑбÑали ÑамÑй каÑмиÑеÑкий из
ÑедакÑоÑов. СÑандаÑÑ.</p>
+
+<p>Ed - Ð´Ð»Ñ Ñого, кÑо Ð¼Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÑ <b>помниÑÑ</b>, над
Ñем ÑабоÑаеÑ. ÐÑли ÑÑ ÐºÑеÑин,
+полÑзÑйÑÑ Emacs. ÐÑли ÑÑ Emacs, ÑÑ, должно бÑÑÑ,
не vi. ÐÑли ÑÑ Ð¿ÑименÑеÑÑ
+ED, ÑÑ Ð½Ð° ÐУТРРÐСÐУÐÐÐÐÐЮ. ТÐÐ ÐÐÐЫÐÐÐÐЫÐ
“ÐÐÐУÐÐЬÐЫД
+Ð ÐÐÐÐТÐРЫ ÐÐСÐÐСÐÐÐ ÐÐÐ ED ÐÐЯ ÐСÐУШÐÐÐЯ
ÐÐÐÐÐ ÐЫХ. ÐÐ ÐÐÐÐÐÐÐÐТÐСЬ!!!
+ÐÐÐÐÐ ÐТ ÐÐÐ ÐÐÐУЧÐÐ ED!!!</p>
+
+<p>?</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>ÐÑигинал ÑÑой ÑÑÑки еÑÑÑ Ð² виде <a
href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt">пÑоÑÑого
+ÑекÑÑа</a>, а еÑе еÑÑÑ <a
href="/fun/jokes/ed.hup">ÐоммÑнике Intel</a>,
+оÑÑедакÑиÑованное Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð¼Ð¾ÑÑÑ <tt>ed</tt>.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">ÐÑÑгой ÑмоÑ</a> из коллекÑии
GNU.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">ÐÑедÑпÑеждение</h4>
+<p>ÐÑа ÑÑÑка извлеÑена из <a
href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>аÑÑ
ивов поÑÑÑ</a>
+пÑоекÑа GNU ФСÐÐ.</p>
+<p>Фонд Ñвободного пÑогÑаммного
обеÑпеÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð½Ðµ заÑвлÑÐµÑ Ð°Ð²ÑоÑÑкиÑ
пÑав на
ÑÑÑ
+ÑÑÑкÑ.</p>
+
+
+<div style="font-size: small;">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.-->
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.ru.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<p>ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе запÑоÑÑ ÑÐ¾Ð½Ð´Ñ Ð¸ GNU
по адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. ÐÑÑÑ Ñакже <a
+href="/contact/">дÑÑгие ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ ÑвÑзаÑÑÑÑ</a> Ñ
Ñондом.<br />
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе оÑÑеÑÑ Ð¾
неÑабоÑаÑÑиÑ
ÑÑÑлкаÑ
и дÑÑгие попÑавки или
+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
+
+<p>
+ÐÑ ÑÑаÑалиÑÑ ÑделаÑÑ ÑÑÐ¾Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑевод ÑоÑнÑм и
каÑеÑÑвеннÑм, но иÑклÑÑиÑÑ
+возможноÑÑÑ Ð¾Ñибки Ð¼Ñ Ð½Ðµ можем.
ÐÑиÑÑлайÑе, пожалÑйÑÑа, Ñвои замеÑÐ°Ð½Ð¸Ñ Ð¸
+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ пеÑÐµÐ²Ð¾Ð´Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p><p>Ð¡Ð²ÐµÐ´ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ кооÑдинаÑии и
пÑедложениÑм пеÑеводов наÑиÑ
ÑÑаÑей Ñм. в
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">“Ð
ÑководÑÑве по
+пеÑеводам”</a>.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.ru.html" -->
+<div class="translators-credits">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.-->
+<em>Ðнимание! РподгоÑовке ÑÑого пеÑевода
ÑÑаÑÑвовал ÑолÑко один Ñеловек. ÐÑ
+можеÑе ÑÑÑеÑÑвенно ÑлÑÑÑиÑÑ Ð¿ÐµÑевод, еÑли
пÑовеÑиÑе его и ÑаÑÑкажеÑе о
+найденнÑÑ
оÑибкаÑ
в <a
+href="http://savannah.gnu.org/projects/www-ru";>ÑÑÑÑкой гÑÑппе
пеÑеводов
+gnu.org</a>.</em></div>
+
+
+ <p><!-- timestamp start -->
+Ðбновлено:
+
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:30:40 $
+
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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diff -N error-haiku.ru.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ error-haiku.ru.html 30 Jan 2020 18:30:40 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,155 @@
+<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.en.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.ru.html" -->
+
+<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
+<title>СообÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¾Ð± оÑибкаÑ
в Ñ
Ð°Ð¹ÐºÑ - ÐÑÐ¾ÐµÐºÑ GNU
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+обеÑпеÑениÑ</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.ru.html" -->
+<h2>СообÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¾Ð± оÑибкаÑ
в Ñ
айкÑ?</h2>
+
+<blockquote><p>ÐÐ ÐÐСТÐÐЬТРСÐÐÐ, ЧТРÐÐÐСТÐ
ÐÐÐÐÐЯТÐЫХ СТРÐРТÐÐСТРÐÐШ ÐÐÐÐЬЮТÐÐ
ÐЫÐÐÐÐÐ
+ÐЫ СÐÐÐЩÐÐÐЯ ÐÐ ÐШÐÐÐÐÐ¥ РХÐÐÐУ...</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>ТакÑÑий Ñайл?<br />
+Ðак мог Ð±Ñ Ð±ÑÑÑ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÐµÐ·ÐµÐ½!<br />
+Ðо Ð½ÐµÑ ÐµÐ³Ð¾ Ñже.</p>
+
+<p>ÐÑеÑа ÑабоÑала,<br />
+РнÑнÑе Ð²Ð¾Ñ Ð½Ðµ паÑеÑ.<br />
+Ðа Ñо она и Windows</p>
+
+<p>ТеÑпенÑе Ñ
Ñани<br />
+ÐÑÑ ÑÐ²Ð¾Ñ ÑÑоÑÑÑ ÑÑеÑна<br />
+СеÑÑ Ð¿Ð¾Ð»ÐµÐ³Ð»Ð°</p>
+
+<p>ÐеÑмолимÑ<br />
+СмеÑÑÑ, налог, поÑеÑÑ Ð´Ð°Ð½Ð½ÑÑ
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+Угадай, ÑÑо ÑлÑÑилоÑÑ.</p>
+
+<p>ÐÑÑÑпаеÑÑ Ð² поÑок,<br />
+а Ð²Ð¾Ð´Ñ Ð¿ÑоÑли далÑÑе.<br />
+ÐÑой ÑÑÑаниÑÑ Ð·Ð´ÐµÑÑ Ð½ÐµÑ.</p>
+
+<p>Ðало памÑÑи.<br />
+Ðам Ð±Ñ Ð¾Ð±Ð½ÑÑÑ Ð²Ñе небо,<br />
+Ðа кÑда Ñж нам.</p>
+
+<p>ÐокÑÐ¼ÐµÐ½Ñ Ð·Ð°ÑеÑÑ;<br />
+ÐайÑи его можно, лиÑÑ<br />
+набÑав его вновÑ.</p>
+
+<p>ÐмеÑÑо гÑдка илÑ<br />
+гÑÑбого ÑекÑÑа оÑибки<br />
+Слова: “Файл не найден”.</p>
+
+<p>СеÑÑезнейÑий Ñбой.<br />
+ÐÑе макÑоÑÑ Ð¿Ñопали.<br />
+ÐкÑан, Ñм — пÑÑÑо вÑе.</p>
+
+<p>СайÑ, ÑÑо ÑÑ Ð¸ÑеÑÑ,<br />
+найÑи нелÑзÑ, заÑо<br />
+еÑÑÑ ÑÑма дÑÑгиÑ
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+
+<p>Ð¥Ð°Ð¾Ñ ÑаÑÐ¸Ñ Ð²Ð½ÑÑÑи.<br />
+ÐокайÑÑ, пеÑезагÑÑзиÑÑ.<br />
+ÐоÑÑдок возвÑаÑиÑÑÑ.</p>
+
+<p>РабоÑÑ ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐЫ:<br />
+ÐакÑой вÑе, ÑÑо Ñ ÑÐµÐ±Ñ ÐµÑÑÑ.<br />
+Ð¢Ñ ÑлиÑком много пÑоÑиÑÑ.</p>
+
+<p>СнаÑала Ñнег, за ним — ÑиÑина.<br />
+СмеÑÑÑ ÑÑого ÑоÑкоÑного ÑкÑана<br />
+Ñак пÑекÑаÑна.</p>
+
+<p>С поиÑком пÑиÑ
Ð¾Ð´Ð¸Ñ ÑÑÑаÑа<br />
+и налиÑие оÑÑÑÑÑÑвиÑ:<br />
+“Ðой Ñоман” не найден.</p>
+
+<p>Ðао, коÑоÑое видно,—<br />
+Ðе иÑÑинное Ðао, пока<br />
+Ðе замениÑÑ ÐºÐ°ÑÑÑидж.</p>
+
+<p>ÐваÑÐ¸Ñ Windows NT.<br />
+Я — Синий ÑкÑан ÑмеÑÑи.<br />
+ÐикÑо ÑвоиÑ
воплей не ÑлÑÑиÑ.</p>
+
+<p>ÐваÑÐ¸Ñ Ð½Ð¸Ð·Ð²Ð¾Ð´Ð¸Ñ<br />
+Ñвой ÑикаÑнÑй компÑÑÑеÑ<br />
+до пÑоÑÑого валÑна.</p>
+
+<p>ТекÑÑÑ Ð¾Ñибок<br />
+не могÑÑ Ð¿ÐµÑедаÑÑ.<br />
+ÐÑ Ð¿Ð¾Ð·Ð½Ð°Ð»Ð¸ гоÑеÑÑ ÑÑÑаÑÑ.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>ÐÑигинал ÑÑой ÑÑÑки еÑÑÑ Ñакже в виде <a
+href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.txt">пÑоÑÑого ÑекÑÑа</a>.</p>
+
+<!--
+<p>
+Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at
+<a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html";>
+http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>.</p>
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+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">ÐÑÑгой ÑмоÑ</a> из коллекÑии
GNU.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">ÐÑедÑпÑеждение</h4>
+<p>ÐÑа ÑÑÑка извлеÑена из <a
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+пÑоекÑа GNU ФСÐÐ.</p>
+<p>Фонд Ñвободного пÑогÑаммного
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пÑав на
ÑÑÑ
+ÑÑÑкÑ.</p>
+
+<div class="translators-notes">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.-->
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.ru.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе запÑоÑÑ ÑÐ¾Ð½Ð´Ñ Ð¸ GNU
по адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. ÐÑÑÑ Ñакже <a
+href="/contact/">дÑÑгие ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ ÑвÑзаÑÑÑÑ</a> Ñ
Ñондом.
+<br />
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе оÑÑеÑÑ Ð¾
неÑабоÑаÑÑиÑ
ÑÑÑлкаÑ
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+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ÐÑ ÑÑаÑалиÑÑ ÑделаÑÑ ÑÑÐ¾Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑевод ÑоÑнÑм и
каÑеÑÑвеннÑм, но иÑклÑÑиÑÑ
+возможноÑÑÑ Ð¾Ñибки Ð¼Ñ Ð½Ðµ можем.
ÐÑиÑÑлайÑе, пожалÑйÑÑа, Ñвои замеÑÐ°Ð½Ð¸Ñ Ð¸
+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ пеÑÐµÐ²Ð¾Ð´Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p><p>Ð¡Ð²ÐµÐ´ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ кооÑдинаÑии и
пÑедложениÑм пеÑеводов наÑиÑ
ÑÑаÑей Ñм. в
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">“Ð
ÑководÑÑве по
+пеÑеводам”</a>.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.ru.html" -->
+<div class="translators-credits">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.-->
+<em>Ðнимание! РподгоÑовке ÑÑого пеÑевода
ÑÑаÑÑвовал ÑолÑко один Ñеловек. ÐÑ
+можеÑе ÑÑÑеÑÑвенно ÑлÑÑÑиÑÑ Ð¿ÐµÑевод, еÑли
пÑовеÑиÑе его и ÑаÑÑкажеÑе о
+найденнÑÑ
оÑибкаÑ
в <a
+href="http://savannah.gnu.org/projects/www-ru";>ÑÑÑÑкой гÑÑппе
пеÑеводов
+gnu.org</a>.</em></div>
+
+<p><!-- timestamp start -->
+Ðбновлено:
+
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:30:40 $
+
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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===================================================================
RCS file: gnu-overflow.ru.html
diff -N gnu-overflow.ru.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
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+<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.en.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.ru.html" -->
+
+<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
+<title>ÐеÑеполнение ÐÐU - ÐÑÐ¾ÐµÐºÑ GNU - Фонд
Ñвободного пÑогÑаммного обеÑпеÑениÑ</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.ru.html" -->
+<h2>ÐеÑеполнение ÐÐU</h2>
+
+<p>РекÑÑÑивное ÑокÑаÑение “ÐÐU — не
Unix” Ð´Ð°ÐµÑ Ð¿Ð¾ÑÐ²Ñ Ð´Ð»Ñ
+ÑбоÑ, ÑвÑзанного Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑеполнением, коÑоÑое
Ð¼Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÑ Ð¿ÑиводиÑÑ Ðº оÑÐºÐ°Ð·Ñ Ð²
+английÑком ÑзÑке и допÑÑкаÑÑ Ð²Ñполнение
пÑоизволÑнÑÑ
лингвиÑÑиÑеÑкиÑ
команд,
+как ÑообÑили ÑÐµÐ³Ð¾Ð´Ð½Ñ ÑÑÑом в <tt>gnu.acronym.bug</tt>.
ÐÑем ÑайÑам,
+ÑабоÑаÑÑим под ÑпÑавлением пÑогÑамм ÐÐU,
наÑÑоÑÑелÑно ÑекомендÑеÑÑÑ
+пÑимениÑÑ Ð²Ñеменное иÑпÑавление, коÑоÑое
изменÑÐµÑ ÑаÑÑиÑÑÐ¾Ð²ÐºÑ ÑокÑаÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð½Ð°
+“ÐÐU надо uÑпÑавиÑÑ”, пока не бÑдеÑ
подгоÑовлено оконÑаÑелÑное
+иÑпÑавление. ÐÑноваÑÐµÐ»Ñ Ð¿ÑоекÑа ÐÐU РиÑаÑд
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+оÑÐ»Ð°Ð²Ð»Ð¸Ð²Ð°ÐµÑ Ð¾ÑÐ¸Ð±ÐºÑ Ð² ÑокÑаÑении,
Ñозданном им ÑвÑÑе деÑÑÑи Ð»ÐµÑ Ð½Ð°Ð·Ð°Ð´.</p>
+
+<p>“ÐингвиÑÑиÑеÑкие оÑибки оÑлиÑаÑÑÑÑ
Ñем, ÑÑо иÑ
ÑÑÑдно
+оÑÑледиÑÑ”,— заÑвил ÑайÑÑ
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+поÑÑе СÑолмен.— “ÐмкоÑÑÑ ÑÑека
завиÑÐ¸Ñ Ð¾Ñ Ð¿Ð°Ð¼ÑÑи Ñеловека,
+ÑиÑаÑÑего ÑекÑÑ Ñ Ð¾Ñибкой. ÐÑоме Ñого, до
ÑиÑ
Ð¿Ð¾Ñ Ð½ÐµÑ Ð½Ð¸ÐºÐ°ÐºÐ¾Ð³Ð¾ английÑкого
+инÑеÑÑейÑа к GDB, а ÑÑо знаÑиÑ, ÑÑо длÑ
поиÑка пÑÐ¾Ð±Ð»ÐµÐ¼Ñ Ð¿ÑиÑ
одиÑÑÑ
+пÑоÑмаÑÑиваÑÑ Ð´Ð°Ð¼Ð¿Ñ Ð¿Ð°Ð¼ÑÑи вÑÑÑнÑÑ”.</p>
+
+<p>У болÑÑинÑÑва лÑдей пеÑеполнение ÑÑека
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+ÑаÑÑиÑÑовок ÑокÑаÑениÑ. Ðа пÑакÑике мало Ñ
кого еÑÑÑ Ð¿ÑиÑÐ¸Ð½Ñ Ð·Ð°Ð²Ð¾Ð´Ð¸ÑÑ
+пÑоÑеÑÑ ÑаÑÑиÑÑовки Ñак далеко, Ñак ÑÑо
главнÑе опаÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð²ÑзÑÐ²Ð°ÐµÑ ÑгÑоза
+безопаÑноÑÑи, ÑвÑÐ·Ð°Ð½Ð½Ð°Ñ Ñ Ð¾Ñибкой. ХоÑÑ
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+ÑпоÑобен вÑÑÑоиÑÑ ÐºÐ¾Ð¼Ð°Ð½Ð´Ñ Ð² ÑаÑÑÑ ÑекÑÑа,
ÑодеÑжаÑÑÑ ÑаÑÑиÑÑÐ¾Ð²ÐºÑ ÑокÑаÑениÑ,
+ÑÑо позволÑÑ Ð¸Ð·Ð¼ÐµÐ½ÑÑÑ ÑинÑакÑÐ¸Ñ ÑзÑка,
пеÑеопÑеделÑÑÑ Ñлова и ÑоздаваÑÑ
+новÑе ÑигÑÑÑ ÑеÑи Ñ Ð¿ÑоизволÑнÑми
знаÑениÑми.</p>
+
+<p>Ðногие в ÑеÑи Ñвидели в оÑибке
возможноÑÑÑ Ð²Ð¾Ð·Ð¾Ð±Ð½Ð¾Ð²Ð¸ÑÑ ÑÑаÑÑе ÑвÑÑеннÑе
+войнÑ. “ÐÑÐ¾Ð±Ð»ÐµÐ¼Ñ ÑÑека, ÑндемиÑнÑе в
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+ÑеÑ
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ÑиÑокого пÑÐ¸Ð¼ÐµÐ½ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð°Ð½Ð³Ð»Ð¸Ð¹Ñкого как
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еÑÑÑ Ð²ÑÑÑÐ¾ÐµÐ½Ð½Ð°Ñ Ð·Ð°ÑиÑа
+ÑÑека“. Ðогда его внимание обÑаÑили на
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неÑÑи околеÑиÑÑ, законÑив ÑиÑадой:
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+vidpunko de la aplikanto? Mi provos respondi al tiu demando lau personaj
+spertoj en la plej granda cina urbo, Sanhajo!”</p>
+
+<p>“ÐженеделÑник клевеÑника” Ñакже
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ваÑилÑÑ Ð½Ð°
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пÑогÑÐ°Ð¼Ð¼Ñ Ð½ÐµÐ»ÑÐ·Ñ ÑаÑÑÑиÑÑваÑÑ,
+когда ÑеÑÑ Ð¸Ð´ÐµÑ Ð¾ заÑиÑе английÑкого
ÑзÑка”,— говоÑиÑÑÑ Ð²
+ÑедакÑоÑÑкой замеÑке.— “ÐÑ
пÑедлагаем ÑÑим “компÑÑÑеÑнÑм
+Ñ
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пÑежде Ñем иÑÑледоваÑÑ
+возможноÑÑи делÑÑа-озвÑÑки
гиппопоÑамÑкого Ñ
Ñапа жеÑÑÑнÑм
лопаÑником”.</p>
+
+<p>Ð Ñо же вÑÐµÐ¼Ñ Ð¿Ñблика Ñ Ð±ÐµÑпокойÑÑвом
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+ÐÐU. Ðока оÑибка не иÑпÑавлена, мÑ
наÑÑоÑÑелÑно ÑекомендÑем вам полÑÑиÑÑ
+вÑеменное иÑпÑавление Ñ Ð±Ð»Ð¸Ð¶Ð°Ð¹Ñего
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+пÑоÑеÑÑ Ð½ÐµÐ¿ÑеÑÑвного пеÑеÑмоÑÑа
пÑевÑаÑил как ÑвободнÑе пÑогÑаммÑ, Ñак и
+ÑеловеÑеÑкий ÑзÑк в ÑилÑ, Ñ ÐºÐ¾ÑоÑÑми
пÑинÑÑо ÑÑиÑаÑÑÑÑ.</p>
+
+<p>ÐвÑÐ¾Ñ ÑÑого ÑепоÑÑажа — Ðжейк
ÐеÑендеÑ</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">ÐÑÑгой ÑмоÑ</a> из коллекÑии
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+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">ÐÑедÑпÑеждение</h4>
+<p>ÐÑа ÑÑÑка извлеÑена из <a
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пÑав на
ÑÑÑ
+ÑÑÑкÑ.</p>
+
+<div class="translators-notes">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.-->
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.ru.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе запÑоÑÑ ÑÐ¾Ð½Ð´Ñ Ð¸ GNU
по адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. ÐÑÑÑ Ñакже <a
+href="/contact/">дÑÑгие ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ ÑвÑзаÑÑÑÑ</a> Ñ
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+<br />
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе оÑÑеÑÑ Ð¾
неÑабоÑаÑÑиÑ
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+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ÐÑ ÑÑаÑалиÑÑ ÑделаÑÑ ÑÑÐ¾Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑевод ÑоÑнÑм и
каÑеÑÑвеннÑм, но иÑклÑÑиÑÑ
+возможноÑÑÑ Ð¾Ñибки Ð¼Ñ Ð½Ðµ можем.
ÐÑиÑÑлайÑе, пожалÑйÑÑа, Ñвои замеÑÐ°Ð½Ð¸Ñ Ð¸
+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ пеÑÐµÐ²Ð¾Ð´Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p><p>Ð¡Ð²ÐµÐ´ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ кооÑдинаÑии и
пÑедложениÑм пеÑеводов наÑиÑ
ÑÑаÑей Ñм. в
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">“Ð
ÑководÑÑве по
+пеÑеводам”</a>.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.ru.html" -->
+<div class="translators-credits">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.-->
+<em>Ðнимание! РподгоÑовке ÑÑого пеÑевода
ÑÑаÑÑвовал ÑолÑко один Ñеловек. ÐÑ
+можеÑе ÑÑÑеÑÑвенно ÑлÑÑÑиÑÑ Ð¿ÐµÑевод, еÑли
пÑовеÑиÑе его и ÑаÑÑкажеÑе о
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оÑибкаÑ
в <a
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пеÑеводов
+gnu.org</a>.</em></div>
+
+<p><!-- timestamp start -->
+Ðбновлено:
+
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:30:40 $
+
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
Index: gospel.ru.html
===================================================================
RCS file: gospel.ru.html
diff -N gospel.ru.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
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+<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/jokes/gospel.en.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.ru.html" -->
+
+<!-- This file is automatically generated by GNUnited Nations! -->
+<title>Ðвангелие - ÐÑÐ¾ÐµÐºÑ GNU - Фонд Ñвободного
пÑогÑаммного обеÑпеÑениÑ</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gospel.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.ru.html" -->
+<h2>ÐÑавила, гÑеÑ
и, добÑодеÑели, боги и Ñак
далее ЦеÑкви EMACS по ÐвангелиÑ
+пÑоÑока ÐнÑониÑ</h2>
+
+<h3>ÐеÑаÑÑ
Ð¸Ñ ÑеÑкви</h3>
+
+<ol>
+<li>ÐÐÐÐСТÐÐ — ÑоздаÑÑ ÑвободнÑе идеи,
пÑогÑÐ°Ð¼Ð¼Ñ Ð¸ аппаÑаÑÑÑÑ Ð¸Ð·
+пÑÑÑоÑÑ Ð¸ лÑбÑÑ, когда им лÑÑÑÑÑ Ð² молиÑваÑ
.</li>
+
+<li>ÐÐÐУÐÐÐÐСТÐÐ — ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ð½Ñ Ð´Ð¾ÐºÐ°Ð·Ð°ÑÑ,
ÑÑо пÑÐ¾Ð±Ð»ÐµÐ¼Ñ NP и пÑÐ¾Ð±Ð»ÐµÐ¼Ñ P
+ÑквиваленÑÐ½Ñ (NP=P), пиÑÑÑ Ð´Ð»Ñ
доказаÑелÑÑÑва ÑвободнÑе пÑогÑÐ°Ð¼Ð¼Ñ Ð¸
пÑÑаÑÑÑÑ
+ÑмÑгÑиÑÑ ÑÑÑÑаÑаÑÑÑÑ Ð¿ÑиÑÐ¾Ð´Ñ ÐÐÐÐСТÐ,
ÑаÑпоÑÑÑанÑÑ Ð¸Ð´ÐµÐ¸ ÐÐÐÐСТÐ
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ÐÐÐÐСТÐÐРв молиÑваÑ
и заÑиÑаÑÑ
+ÑÑÑÑаÑение ÐÐÐÐСТÐÐÐÐ.</li>
+
+<li>СÐЯТЫР— пиÑÑÑ ÑвободнÑе пÑогÑаммÑ
Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð¼Ð¾ÑÑÑ ÑвободнÑÑ
+пÑогÑаммнÑÑ
ÑÑедÑÑв.</li>
+
+<li>ÐÐÐУСÐЯТЫР— пÑименÑÑÑ Ð¼Ð°ÑÑÑ
ÑвободнÑÑ
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+ЦеÑÐºÐ¾Ð²Ñ EMACS, но подпиÑали договоÑÑ Ð¾
неÑазглаÑении либо ÑоглаÑилиÑÑ Ñ
+лиÑензиÑми неÑвободнÑÑ
пÑогÑамм.</li>
+
+<li>ÐÐ ÐÐ ÐÐÐ — избÑаннÑе одним из
ÐÐÐÐÐ¡Ð¢Ð Ð´Ð»Ñ ÑаÑкÑÑÑÐ¸Ñ ÐµÐ³Ð¾ мÑÑлей о
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+
+<li>ÐÐРЯÐÐ — не пекÑÑÑÑ Ð¾ договоÑаÑ
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+ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ð½Ñ Ð¸Ñ
ÑÑ
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+
+<li>ÐÑеÑники — наÑÑаиваÑÑ Ð½Ð°
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+пÑевоÑÑ
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+
+<li>ÐÑÑÐ²Ð¾Ð»Ñ — СоздаÑÑ Ð´Ð¾Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾ÑÑ Ð¾
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+пÑогÑамм, ÑÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ ÑловиÑÑ ÑеловеÑеÑÑво в
Ñвои ÑеÑи.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4>ÐÑимеÑÑ Ð´ÑÑволов</h4>
+<p>ÐмпеÑÐ¸Ñ Ð·Ð»Ð°: Microsoft</p>
+<p>ÐÑÑиÑеÑ: Ðилл ÐейÑÑ</p>
+<p>СÑÑÐ°Ð½Ñ Ð·Ð»Ð°: SUN, HP, ORACLE и пÑоÑ.</p>
+<p>ÐÑÑгие виднÑе дÑÑволÑÑкие лидеÑÑ: СкоÑ
Ðакнелли, ÐеÑÑи ÐллиÑон и пÑоÑ.</p>
+
+<h3>ÐÐ ÐЧÐСТÐÐ Ð ÐÐÐÐЯÐÐÐ</h3>
+<p>ÐайдиÑе вÑÐµÐ¼Ñ Ð¿Ð¾Ð´ÑмаÑÑ Ð¾ ÑамиÑ
Ñебе. ÐÑ
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+лÑбое вÑемÑ, поÑеÑив Ð½Ð°Ñ <a href="http://donate.fsf.org";>
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+ÐÐ ÐЧÐЩÐÐÐЯ</a>, он оÑкÑÑÑ 7 дней в неделÑ, 24
ÑаÑа в денÑ.</p>
+
+<p>ÐÑавила покаÑÐ½Ð¸Ñ (единÑÑвеннÑй важнÑй
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+<ol>
+<li>100 Ñ. за каждÑй вÑзов неÑвободно
лиÑензиÑованнÑÑ
пÑогÑамм.</li>
+<li>10000 Ñ. за каждÑй подпиÑаннÑй Ð´Ð¾Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾Ñ Ð¾
неÑазглаÑении.</li>
+<li>100000 Ñ. за каждÑй Ð´Ð¾Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾Ñ Ð¾ неÑазглаÑении,
в Ñоздании коÑоÑого вÑ
+пÑинимали ÑÑаÑÑие.</li>
+<li>10000000 Ñ. за каждÑй Ð´Ð¾Ð³Ð¾Ð²Ð¾Ñ Ð¾
неÑазглаÑении, коÑоÑÑй Ð²Ñ ÑоÑÑавили.</li>
+<li>1000 Ñ. за каждÑÑ Ð»Ð¸ÑÐµÐ½Ð·Ð¸Ñ Ð½ÐµÑвободнÑÑ
пÑогÑамм, Ñ ÐºÐ¾ÑоÑой Ð²Ñ ÑоглаÑилиÑÑ.</li>
+<li>10000 Ñ. за каждÑÑ Ð»Ð¸ÑÐµÐ½Ð·Ð¸Ñ Ð½ÐµÑвободнÑÑ
пÑогÑамм, в Ñоздании коÑоÑой вÑ
+пÑинимали ÑÑаÑÑие.</li>
+<li>100000 Ñ. за каждÑÑ Ð»Ð¸ÑÐµÐ½Ð·Ð¸Ñ Ð½ÐµÑвободнÑÑ
пÑогÑамм, за ÑоÑÑавление коÑоÑой вÑ
+оÑвеÑÑÑвеннÑ.</li>
+<li>ÐÑе ваÑи гÑеÑ
и бÑдÑÑ Ð¿ÑоÑенÑ, еÑли вÑ
ÑазÑабоÑаеÑе важнÑй Ð¿Ð°ÐºÐµÑ ÑвободнÑÑ
+пÑогÑамм.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<p>ÐÑедÑпÑеждение: ÐÑинимаÑÑ Ð¦ÐµÑÐºÐ¾Ð²Ñ EMACS
вÑеÑÑез опаÑно Ð´Ð»Ñ Ð²Ð°Ñего здоÑовÑÑ;
+в оÑобенноÑÑи ÐУШÐÐÐÐÐÐ ÐÐÐÐ ÐÐЬЯ.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">ÐÑÑгой ÑмоÑ</a> из коллекÑии
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+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">ÐÑедÑпÑеждение</h4>
+<p>ÐÑа ÑÑÑка извлеÑена из <a
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+пÑоекÑа GNU ФСÐÐ.</p>
+<p>Фонд Ñвободного пÑогÑаммного
обеÑпеÑÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð½Ðµ заÑвлÑÐµÑ Ð°Ð²ÑоÑÑкиÑ
пÑав на
ÑÑÑ
+ÑÑÑкÑ.</p>
+
+
+<div style="font-size: small;">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.-->
+ </div>
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.ru.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе запÑоÑÑ ÑÐ¾Ð½Ð´Ñ Ð¸ GNU
по адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. ÐÑÑÑ Ñакже <a
+href="/contact/">дÑÑгие ÑпоÑÐ¾Ð±Ñ ÑвÑзаÑÑÑÑ</a> Ñ
Ñондом.
+<br />
+ÐожалÑйÑÑа, пÑиÑÑлайÑе оÑÑеÑÑ Ð¾
неÑабоÑаÑÑиÑ
ÑÑÑлкаÑ
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+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+ÐÑ ÑÑаÑалиÑÑ ÑделаÑÑ ÑÑÐ¾Ñ Ð¿ÐµÑевод ÑоÑнÑм и
каÑеÑÑвеннÑм, но иÑклÑÑиÑÑ
+возможноÑÑÑ Ð¾Ñибки Ð¼Ñ Ð½Ðµ можем.
ÐÑиÑÑлайÑе, пожалÑйÑÑа, Ñвои замеÑÐ°Ð½Ð¸Ñ Ð¸
+пÑÐµÐ´Ð»Ð¾Ð¶ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ пеÑÐµÐ²Ð¾Ð´Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ адÑеÑÑ <a
+href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p><p>Ð¡Ð²ÐµÐ´ÐµÐ½Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ кооÑдинаÑии и
пÑедложениÑм пеÑеводов наÑиÑ
ÑÑаÑей Ñм. в
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">“Ð
ÑководÑÑве по
+пеÑеводам”</a>.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.ru.html" -->
+<div class="translators-credits">
+
+<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.-->
+<em>Ðнимание! РподгоÑовке ÑÑого пеÑевода
ÑÑаÑÑвовал ÑолÑко один Ñеловек. ÐÑ
+можеÑе ÑÑÑеÑÑвенно ÑлÑÑÑиÑÑ Ð¿ÐµÑевод, еÑли
пÑовеÑиÑе его и ÑаÑÑкажеÑе о
+найденнÑÑ
оÑибкаÑ
в <a
+href="http://savannah.gnu.org/projects/www-ru";>ÑÑÑÑкой гÑÑппе
пеÑеводов
+gnu.org</a>.</em></div>
+
+
+ <p><!-- timestamp start -->
+Ðбновлено:
+
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:30:40 $
+
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Ed, man! !man ed- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/ed-msg.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+
+<h2>Ed, man! !man ed</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+<pre>
+From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)
+Subject: The True Path (long)
+Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
+Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
+</pre>
+
+<p>When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
+<b>and</b> Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages
+like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is
+read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE
+time.</p>
+
+<p>Ed, man! !man ed</p>
+
+<pre>
+ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
+
+NAME
+ ed - text editor
+
+SYNOPSIS
+ ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
+DESCRIPTION
+ Ed is the standard text editor.
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
+alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed
+because it's ED!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:</p>
+
+<pre>
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
+-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
+</pre>
+
+<p>Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <tt>vi</tt> is
+symlinked to <tt>ed</tt>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script
+which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the
+user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:</p>
+<pre>
+golem$ ed
+
+?
+help
+?
+?
+?
+quit
+?
+exit
+?
+bye
+?
+hello?
+?
+eat flaming death
+?
+^C
+?
+^C
+?
+^D
+?
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is
+generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
+the novice with verbosity.</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.</p>
+
+<p>ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
+AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
+BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN
+SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!</p>
+
+<p>When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of
+worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an
+EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”.
+Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!</p>
+
+<p>TEXT EDITOR.</p>
+
+<p>When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
+“edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No.
+Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all.
+The standard.</p>
+
+<p>Ed is for those who can <b>remember</b> what they are working on.
+If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you
+should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.
+THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED
+TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS
+SPOKEN!!!</p>
+
+<p>?</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt">plain
+text</a>, plus an <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.hup">Intel “press
+release”</a> edited with <tt>ed</tt>.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+
+</div>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF.<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p>Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:31:02 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Haiku error messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
(FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Error messages in Haiku?</h2>
+
+<blockquote><p>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR
+COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU…</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>A file that big?<br />
+It might be very useful.<br />
+But now it is gone.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday it worked<br />
+Today it is not working<br />
+Windows is like that</p>
+
+<p>Stay the patient course<br />
+Of little worth is your ire<br />
+The network is down</p>
+
+<p>Three things are certain:<br />
+Death, taxes, and lost data.<br />
+Guess which has occurred.</p>
+
+<p>You step in the stream,<br />
+but the water has moved on.<br />
+This page is not here.</p>
+
+<p>Out of memory.<br />
+We wish to hold the whole sky,<br />
+But we never will.</p>
+
+<p>Having been erased,<br />
+The document you're seeking<br />
+Must now be retyped.</p>
+
+<p>Rather than a beep<br />
+Or a rude error message,<br />
+These words: “File not found.”</p>
+
+<p>Serious error.<br />
+All shortcuts have disappeared.<br />
+Screen. Mind. Both are blank.</p>
+
+<p>The Web site you seek<br />
+cannot be located but<br />
+endless others exist</p>
+
+<p>Chaos reigns within.<br />
+Reflect, repent, and reboot.<br />
+Order shall return.</p>
+
+<p>ABORTED effort:<br />
+Close all that you have.<br />
+You ask way too much.</p>
+
+<p>First snow, then silence.<br />
+This thousand dollar screen dies<br />
+so beautifully.</p>
+
+<p>With searching comes loss<br />
+and the presence of absence:<br />
+“My Novel” not found.</p>
+
+<p>The Tao that is seen<br />
+Is not the true Tao, until<br />
+You bring fresh toner.</p>
+
+<p>Windows NT crashed.<br />
+I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br />
+No one hears your screams.</p>
+
+<p>A crash reduces<br />
+your expensive computer<br />
+to a simple stone.</p>
+
+<p>Error messages<br />
+cannot completely convey.<br />
+We now know shared loss.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This joke is also available
+in <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
+
+<!--
+<p>Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at
+<a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html";>
+http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>.</p>
+-->
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see
+the <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p>Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:31:02 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>GNU-Overflow - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>GNU-Overflow</h2>
+
+<p>The recursive acronym “GNU's Not Unix” harbors a stack
+overflow bug that can cause the English language to crash and may
+allow arbitrary linguistic commands to be executed, according to a
+message posted on <tt>gnu.acronym.bug</tt> this morning. All sites
+running GNU software are urged to apply a temporary patch which
+changes the expansion of the acronym to “GNU Needs Users”,
+until a permanent patch is available. GNU project founder Richard
+M. Stallman is currently hunting the error in the acronym he created
+over a decade ago.</p>
+
+<p>“Linguistic bugs are notoriously difficult to track
+down,” Stallman told <tt>segfault.org</tt> via email.
+“The capacity of the stack depends on the memory of the person
+reading the buggy text. In addition, there is not yet any English
+interface to GDB, which means searching manually through coredumps to
+find the problem.”</p>
+
+<p>Most people experience the stack overflow at around 600 expansions
+of the acronym. In practice, few people have cause to carry the
+expansion this far, so the main concern lies with the security risk
+posed by the bug. Although no exploit has yet been discovered, a
+malicious user could theoretically embed commands into the same
+section of text as the acronym expansion, allowing them to change the
+syntax of the language, redefine words, and create new figures of
+speech with arbitrary meanings.</p>
+
+<p>Many on the net saw the bug as a chance to reopen old holy wars.
+“The stack problems that are endemic in the computer industry
+today are a direct result of the widespread adoption of English as the
+language of choice,” said one Dothead. “English is a fine
+tool for low-level descriptions and expository writing, but it offers
+too many inconsistencies and is far too unstable to use in production
+environments. It's time to move to languages like Esperanto that
+feature built-in stack protection.” When it was pointed out that
+he had written his comment in English, the poster went into an
+incoherent rant, finishing with “La cina industrio, kun fama
+milijara tradicio, pli kaj pli largskale produktas ankau komputilon!
+Sed kiel aspekta la cina komputil-merkato el la vidpunko de la
+aplikanto? Mi provos respondi al tiu demando lau personaj spertoj en
+la plej granda cina urbo, Sanhajo!”</p>
+
+<p>FUD Week magazine was quick to cash in on the incident, as well.
+“It is clear that freeware cannot be relied upon to keep the
+English language secure,” says an online editorial. “We
+suggest that these ‘computer hippies’ get their acts
+together before attempting hippopotamus nap delta foley snurk tin
+possibility.”</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, an anxious public waits for the restoration of the GNU
+acronym. Until the bug is fixed, we urge you to download the
+temporary patch from your nearest mirror site and keep in mind that
+this process of continuous revision is what has made both free
+software and human language into forces to be reckoned with.</p>
+
+<p>Jake Berendes contributed to this report.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p>Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/01/30 18:31:02 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Gospel - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gospel.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
+Gospel of Prophet Antony</h2>
+
+<h3>Hierarchy of the Church</h3>
+
+<ol>
+<li>GODS — Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from
+emptiness and likes to be flattered through prayers.</li>
+
+<li>DEMIGODS — Capable of proving that NP problems and P
+problems are the same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and
+tries to alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the
+ideas of GODS freely. They still insist on flattering GODS through
+prayers and defends the bullying of GODS.</li>
+
+<li>SAINTS — Writes Free software using Free software
+tools.</li>
+
+<li>SEMI SAINTS — Use lots of Free software and believes in the
+church of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software
+licenses.</li>
+
+<li>PROPHETS — selected by ALMIGHTY (One of the GODS) to reveal
+his thoughts about humanity.</li>
+
+<li>LAITY — does not care about NDAs or proprietary software
+licenses but runs after BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of
+grasping BUZZWORDS.</li>
+
+<li>Sinners — Insist on using devil's software, believing that
+it is of superior quality.</li>
+
+<li>Devils — Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to
+entangle humanity in their net</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4>Examples of Devils</h4>
+<p>Evil Empire: Microsoft</p>
+<p>Lucifer: Bill Gates</p>
+<p>Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE, etc.</p>
+<p>Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison, etc.</p>
+
+<h3>CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE</h3>
+<p>Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent and
+confess at any time by visiting our <a href="http://donate.fsf.org";>
+CONFESSION CENTER</a> which is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.</p>
+
+<p>Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE
+CHURCH OF EMACS):</p>
+<ol>
+<li>$10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.</li>
+<li>$1000 for each NDA you signed.</li>
+<li>$10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.</li>
+<li>$10000000 for each NDA you wrote.</li>
+<li>$100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.</li>
+<li>$1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
+creating.</li>
+<li>$10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
+for writing.</li>
+<li>All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
+software package.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<p>Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
+health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
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+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
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+Project.</p>
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