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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 18/12/05 15:57:54
Modified files:
fun : humor.de.html humor.ja.html
Added files:
fun/po : humor.de-diff.html humor.ja-diff.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.59&r2=1.60
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.ja.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.53&r2=1.54
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/po/humor.de-diff.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/po/humor.ja-diff.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
Patches:
Index: humor.de.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.de.html,v
retrieving revision 1.59
retrieving revision 1.60
diff -u -b -r1.59 -r1.60
--- humor.de.html 26 Oct 2018 20:01:40 -0000 1.59
+++ humor.de.html 5 Dec 2018 20:57:53 -0000 1.60
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/humor.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/po/humor.de.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/po/humor.de.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/humor.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE" value="/fun/po/humor.de-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2018-10-06" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/humor.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.de.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
@@ -8,6 +13,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.de.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.de.html" -->
<h2>Lachen mit GNU</h2>
<p>Diese Webseite soll aktiven Hackern einige Lacher liefern und enthält von
@@ -311,7 +317,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Letzte Ãnderung:
-$Date: 2018/10/26 20:01:40 $
+$Date: 2018/12/05 20:57:53 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: humor.ja.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.ja.html,v
retrieving revision 1.53
retrieving revision 1.54
diff -u -b -r1.53 -r1.54
--- humor.ja.html 26 Oct 2018 20:01:41 -0000 1.53
+++ humor.ja.html 5 Dec 2018 20:57:53 -0000 1.54
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
-<!--#set var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/humor.en.html" -->
+<!--#set var="PO_FILE"
+ value='<a href="/fun/po/humor.ja.po">
+ https://www.gnu.org/fun/po/humor.ja.po</a>'
+ --><!--#set var="ORIGINAL_FILE" value="/fun/humor.html"
+ --><!--#set var="DIFF_FILE" value="/fun/po/humor.ja-diff.html"
+ --><!--#set var="OUTDATED_SINCE" value="2018-10-06" --><!--#set
var="ENGLISH_PAGE" value="/fun/humor.en.html" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.ja.html" -->
<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
@@ -8,6 +13,7 @@
<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.ja.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/outdated.ja.html" -->
<h2>GNUã¨ç¬ãã</h2>
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@@ -249,7 +255,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
æçµæ´æ°:
-$Date: 2018/10/26 20:01:41 $
+$Date: 2018/12/05 20:57:53 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: po/humor.de-diff.html
===================================================================
RCS file: po/humor.de-diff.html
diff -N po/humor.de-diff.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ po/humor.de-diff.html 5 Dec 2018 20:57:54 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,305 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
+ "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd";>
+<!-- Generated by GNUN -->
+<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"; xml:lang="en" lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
+<title>/fun/humor.html-diff</title>
+<style type="text/css">
+span.removed { background-color: #f22; color: #000; }
+span.inserted { background-color: #2f2; color: #000; }
+</style></head>
+<body><pre>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<title>Laugh along with GNU
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
+
+<p>This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working
+hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
+by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
+
+<p>Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can
publish
+jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it
+somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.
+Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details
on our
+submission policy.</p>
+
+
+<p>Many of the graphics in the <a
href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
+Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
+
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+
+<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC
Options</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
+ Declarations</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span> href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more
or less</a></li>
+ <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a>
for humans</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed
:-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno
codes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error
messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long
Options?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software
Terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti
Code</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error
Messages</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello
World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU
Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from
Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser">Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU
Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man
ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users
Guide</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
+ expansions</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
+<!-- Some of the music is under /music/ and some is under /fun/jokes/.
+ That under /music/ have been there a long time, and may be
+ bookmarked by some users - so we didn't move them when fun/jokes
+ was set up in 10/99. -->
+
+<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
+
+<ul><li><a href="/music/">GNU music and
songs</a></li></ul>
+
+<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <span class="removed"><del><strong><li>The <a
href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
+ congress</li></strong></del></span>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last
Bug</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight
Dreary</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
+ Christmas</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only
G.N.U.</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
+ Foundation Patent</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html">Tomato
parable</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software
Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
+ Church</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a
Hoax?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a
programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is
any-key??</a></li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU
Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a
href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus
Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead
Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of
Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html">
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of
People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The
Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses
are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone
Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics
Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific
Facts</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp
Generator
+ Needed</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions
1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions
2</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li>A luser's <a
href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for
some common
+ words</li>
+ <li>A war against <a
href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <span class="removed"><del><strong><li><a
href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
+ tree…</a></li></strong></del></span>
+ <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
+ Statements</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in
German</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a>
jokes</li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus
Torvalds converts to
+ Islam</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys
:-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling
Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus
comes to
+ town</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
+ 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf
Logo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some
Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux
users are
+ needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+</ul>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h4>
+
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
+
+<p>This is our policy to include something in the fun section:</p>
+
+<ol>
+ <li>It should be funny.</li>
+ <li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
+ <li>It is not libelous.</li>
+ <li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
+ humor.</li>
+ <li>Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the
+ computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes
+ related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar
+ fields.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+
+<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/">email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And
+we'll end this page with a
+perfect <a
href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
+
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<div class="unprintable">
+
+<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden"><address@hidden></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF. Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden"><address@hidden></a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+ replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+ We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+ translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+ Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+ to <a href="mailto:address@hidden">
+ <address@hidden></a>.</p>
+
+ <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ our web pages, see <a
+ href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+ README</a>. -->
+Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.</p>
+</div>
+
+<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
+ files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
+ be under CC BY-ND 4.0. Please do NOT change or remove this
+ without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
+ Please make sure the copyright date is consistent with the
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+
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+ years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
+ year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
+ being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
+
+ There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
+ Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
+
+<p>Copyright © <span
class="removed"><del><strong>2015</strong></del></span> <span
class="inserted"><ins><em>2015, 2018</em></ins></span> Richard M.
Stallman</p>
+
+<p>This page is licensed under a <a rel="license"
+href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/">Creative
+Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International
License</a>.</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2018/12/05 20:57:54 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
+</pre></body></html>
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===================================================================
RCS file: po/humor.ja-diff.html
diff -N po/humor.ja-diff.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ po/humor.ja-diff.html 5 Dec 2018 20:57:54 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,305 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
+ "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd";>
+<!-- Generated by GNUN -->
+<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"; xml:lang="en" lang="en">
+<head>
+<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
+<title>/fun/humor.html-diff</title>
+<style type="text/css">
+span.removed { background-color: #f22; color: #000; }
+span.inserted { background-color: #2f2; color: #000; }
+</style></head>
+<body><pre>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<title>Laugh along with GNU
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
+
+<p>This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working
+hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
+by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
+
+<p>Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can
publish
+jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it
+somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.
+Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details
on our
+submission policy.</p>
+
+
+<p>Many of the graphics in the <a
href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
+Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
+
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+
+<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC
Options</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
+ Declarations</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span> href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more
or less</a></li>
+ <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a>
for humans</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed
:-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno
codes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error
messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long
Options?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software
Terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti
Code</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error
Messages</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello
World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU
Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from
Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser">Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU
Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man
ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users
Guide</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
+ expansions</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
+<!-- Some of the music is under /music/ and some is under /fun/jokes/.
+ That under /music/ have been there a long time, and may be
+ bookmarked by some users - so we didn't move them when fun/jokes
+ was set up in 10/99. -->
+
+<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
+
+<ul><li><a href="/music/">GNU music and
songs</a></li></ul>
+
+<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <span class="removed"><del><strong><li>The <a
href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
+ congress</li></strong></del></span>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last
Bug</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight
Dreary</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
+ Christmas</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only
G.N.U.</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
+ Foundation Patent</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html">Tomato
parable</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software
Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
+ Church</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a
Hoax?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a
programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is
any-key??</a></li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU
Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a
href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus
Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead
Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of
Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html">
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of
People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The
Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses
are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone
Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics
Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific
Facts</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp
Generator
+ Needed</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions
1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions
2</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li>A luser's <a
href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/">rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for
some common
+ words</li>
+ <li>A war against <a
href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <span class="removed"><del><strong><li><a
href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
+ tree…</a></li></strong></del></span>
+ <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
+ Statements</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in
German</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a>
jokes</li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus
Torvalds converts to
+ Islam</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys
:-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling
Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus
comes to
+ town</a></li>
+ <li><a <span
class="removed"><del><strong>href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
+ 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
+ <li><a</strong></del></span>
href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf
Logo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some
Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux
users are
+ needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+</ul>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h4>
+
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
+
+<p>This is our policy to include something in the fun section:</p>
+
+<ol>
+ <li>It should be funny.</li>
+ <li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
+ <li>It is not libelous.</li>
+ <li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
+ humor.</li>
+ <li>Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the
+ computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes
+ related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar
+ fields.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+
+<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/">email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And
+we'll end this page with a
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+
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