www/fun/jokes declarations.html

[Steven Richards]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Steven Richards <sbrichards>    11/07/13 21:07:42

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : declarations.html 

Log message:
        Added funny declarations from ticket #693402

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/declarations.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.14&r2=1.15

Patches:
Index: declarations.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/declarations.html,v
retrieving revision 1.14
retrieving revision 1.15
diff -u -b -r1.14 -r1.15
--- declarations.html   9 Mar 2009 12:01:12 -0000       1.14
+++ declarations.html   13 Jul 2011 21:07:39 -0000      1.15
@@ -149,6 +149,41 @@
 };
 </pre>
 
+<p>The following was submitted by Matthew Brades:</p>
+
+<pre>
+auto mobile;
+long trousers_with_holes;
+char red_to_a_crisp;
+unsigned long long contract;
+float y_thing;
+union commitee;
+volatile gas;
+volatile liquid;
+
+// The darned switch don't work!
+switch (button) {
+> case on:
+> switch (on_light) {
+> case broken:
+> goto hardware_shop;
+> goto hardware_shop_again;
+> break;
+> }
+> break;
+> case off:
+> return to_shop;
+> }
+
+// Don't forget the preprocessor!
+// This may offend some people - I apologise
+
+#ifdef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE
+#ifndef AND_PERSON_IS_FINE
+
+#define answer_universe 42
+</pre>
+
 <p>An initial variant of this joke is also available
 in <a href="/fun/jokes/declarations">plain text</a>.</p>
 
@@ -176,7 +211,7 @@
 
 <p>Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2009/03/09 12:01:12 $
+$Date: 2011/07/13 21:07:39 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>