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Yavor Doganov |
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www/fun/jokes/po know.your.sysadmin.pot |
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Date: |
Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:25:45 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 10/01/20 09:25:45
Added files:
fun/jokes/po : know.your.sysadmin.pot
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/know.your.sysadmin.pot?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
Patches:
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+# SOME DESCRIPTIVE TITLE
+# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
+# This file is distributed under the same license as the PACKAGE package.
+# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
+#
+#, fuzzy
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Project-Id-Version: PACKAGE VERSION\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: 2010-01-20 04:25-0500\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
+"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
+"Language-Team: LANGUAGE <address@hidden>\n"
+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
+
+# type: Content of: <title>
+msgid ""
+"Know your System Administrator - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation "
+"(FSF)"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+msgid "Know your System Administrator"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "(A field guide)"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "There are four major species of Unix sysad:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid ""
+"The <b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced "
+"into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne "
+"shell, sed, C, awk, perl, and APL."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid ""
+"The <b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a "
+"harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid ""
+"The <b>MANIAC</b>. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the "
+"Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer espionage. "
+"Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches major competitors "
+"with indesp schemes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid ""
+"The <b>IDIOT</b>. Usually a cretin, morphodite, or old COBOL programmer "
+"selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins, "
+"morphodites, and old COBOL programmers."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Low disk space"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage, "
+"maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk usage via "
+"least squares regression analysis, identify users who are more than a "
+"standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to the offending parties. "
+"Places script in cron. Disk usage does not change, since disk-hogs, by "
+"nature, either ignore script-generated mail, or file it away in triplicate."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts disk usage policy in <tt>motd</tt>. Uses "
+"disk quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work. Locks "
+"accounts that go over quota."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+#:
+msgid "<i>MANIAC:</i>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cd /home\n"
+"# rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+#:
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cd /home\n"
+"# cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{ printf \"%s/*\\n\", $2}'` | "
+"compress\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Excessive CPU usage"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, "
+"maintain a database of CPU usage, identify processes more than a standard "
+"deviation over the norm, and renice offending processes. Places script in "
+"cron. Ends up renicing the production database into oblivion, bringing "
+"operations to a grinding halt, much to the delight of the xtrek freaks."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts CPU usage policy in <tt>motd</tt>. Uses "
+"CPU quotas. Locks accounts that go over quota. Allows no exceptions, thus "
+"crippling development work, much to the delight of the xtrek freaks."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# kill -9 `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# compress -f `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> New account creation"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes perl script that creates home directory, "
+"copies in incomprehensible default environment, and places entries in "
+"<tt>/etc/passwd</tt>, <tt>/etc/shadow</tt>, and <tt>/etc/group</tt>. (By "
+"hand, NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to "
+"handle new accounts. Usually, said secretary is still dithering over the "
+"difference between ‘enter’ and ‘return’; and so, no "
+"new accounts are ever created."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts new account policy in <tt>motd</tt>. "
+"Since people without accounts cannot read the <tt>motd</tt>, nobody ever "
+"fulfills the bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are ever "
+"created."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> “If you're too stupid to break in and create your own "
+"account, I don't want you on the system. We've got too many goddamn "
+"sh*t-for-brains a**holes on this box anyway.”"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cd /home; mkdir \"Bob's home directory\"\n"
+"# echo \"Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f\" > /etc/passwd\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Root disk fails"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem "
+"from boot monitor. Failing that, front-panel toggles microkernel in and "
+"starts script on neighboring machine to load binary boot code into broken "
+"machine, reformat and reinstall OS. Lets it run over the weekend while he "
+"goes mountain climbing."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Begins investigation to determine who broke "
+"the drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged "
+"for the equipment."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM:</i> Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to "
+"smash same to flinders. Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Abuses field "
+"engineer while they put in a new drive and reinstall the OS."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM:</i> Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer "
+"to smash same to flinders. Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Abuses "
+"bystanders while putting in new drive and reinstalling OS."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i> Doesn't notice anything wrong."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Poor network response"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires "
+"entire machine room, improving response time by 2%. Shrugs shoulders, says, "
+"“I've done all I can do,” and goes mountain climbing."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts network usage policy in <tt>motd</tt>. "
+"Calls up Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever answers for network quotas. "
+"Tries to get xtrek freaks fired."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for "
+"connections to time out."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# compress -f /dev/en0\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> User questions"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Hacks the code of emacs' <code>doctor-mode</code> to "
+"answer new users questions. Doesn't bother to tell people how to start the "
+"new “guru-mode”, or for that matter, emacs."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts user support policy in <tt>motd</tt>. "
+"Maintains queue of questions. Answers them when he gets a chance, often "
+"within two weeks of receipt of the proper form."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters "
+"knowledge for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>IDIOT:</i> Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user "
+"realizes few Unix systems support punched cards or JCL."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Stupid user questions"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or "
+"French until user gives up and goes away."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Locks user's account until user can present "
+"documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cat > > ~luser/.cshrc\n"
+"alias vi 'rm \\!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z "
+"~/.cshrc'\n"
+"^D\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>IDIOT:</i> Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user "
+"to system administration team."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Process accounting management"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts "
+"to sniff out any problems & compute charges."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting "
+"records owned by root and <tt>chmod</tt>'ed 000."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>MANIAC:</i> Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# lpr /etc/wtmp /usr/adm/paact\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Religious war, BSD vs. System V"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> BSD. Crippled on System V boxes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> System V. Horrified by the people who use "
+"BSD. Places frequent calls to DEA."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run "
+"quickly."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cd c:\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Religious war, System V vs. AIX"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Weeps."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> AIX—doesn't much care for the OS, but "
+"loves the jackboots."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much "
+"Big Financial Institutions love IBM…."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i> AIX."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Balky printer daemons."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Rewrites lpd in FORTH."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts printer use policy in <tt>motd</tt>. "
+"Calls customer support every time the printer freezes. Tries to get user "
+"who submitted the most recent job fired."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the "
+"print queues, and maybe restarts the daemons. Runs it once a hour from "
+"cron."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# kill -9 /dev/lp ; /dev/lp &\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> OS upgrade."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Reads source code of new release, takes only what he "
+"likes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for "
+"having shipped a product with bugs in it in the first place."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# uptime\n"
+"1:33pm up 19 days, 22:49, 167 users, load average: 6.49, 6.45, 6.31\n"
+"# wall\n"
+"Well, it's upgrade time. Should take a few hours. And good luck on\n"
+"that 5:00 deadline, guys! We're all pulling for you!\n"
+"^D\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# dd if=/dev/rmt8 of=/vmunix\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Balky mail."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Rewrites <tt>sendmail.cf</tt> from scratch. Rewrites "
+"sendmail in SNOBOL. Hacks kernel to implement file locking. Hacks kernel "
+"to implement “better” semaphores. Rewrites sendmail in "
+"assembly. Hacks kernel to …"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts mail use policy in <tt>motd</tt>. Locks "
+"accounts that go over mail use quota. Keeps quota low enough that people go "
+"back to interoffice mail, thus solving problem."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`\n"
+"# rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*\n"
+"# wall\n"
+"Mail is down. Please use interoffice mail until we have it back up.\n"
+"^D\n"
+"# write max\n"
+"I've got my boots and backpack. Ready to leave for Mount Tam?\n"
+"^D\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# echo \"HELP!\" | mail\n"
+"tech_support.AT.vendor.com%kremvax%bitnet!BIFF!!!\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "<b>SITUATION:</b> Users want phone list application."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up "
+"and go back to post-it notes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it "
+"notes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant "
+"man to keep track of phone numbers. Users give up and go back to post-it "
+"notes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"% dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep \"Fred\"\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Typical root <tt>.cshrc</tt> file:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a "
+"perl script, rewrites itself."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Typical lines include:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"umask 777\n"
+"alias cd 'cd \\!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek > /dev/null "
+"&'\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>MANIAC:</i> Typical lines include:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"alias rm 'rm -rf \\!*'\n"
+"alias hose kill -9 '`ps -augxww | grep \\!* | awk \\'{print $2}\\'`'\n"
+"alias kill 'kill -9 \\!* ; kill -9 \\!* ; kill -9 \\!*'\n"
+"alias renice 'echo Renice\\? You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \\!*'\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i> Typical lines include:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"alias dir ls\n"
+"alias era rm\n"
+"alias kitty cat\n"
+"alias process_table ps\n"
+"setenv DISPLAY vt100\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Hobbies, technical:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes "
+"INTERCAL scripts. Maintains ENIAC emulator. Virtual reality."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies "
+"old TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations. Listens to police "
+"band."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits "
+"card-key logs. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone "
+"conversations. Jams police band."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>IDIOT:</i> Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral "
+"converter. Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Hobbies, nontechnical:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Drinks “Smart Drinks.” Attends raves. "
+"Hangs out at poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick "
+"up Birkenstock MOTAS."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. "
+"Sometimes turns up car radio and sings along to John Denver. Golfs. Drinks "
+"gin martinis. Hangs out in yuppie bars and tries to pick up dominatrixes."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>MANIAC:</i> Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies "
+"and Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say “virtual "
+"reality.” Drinks damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black "
+"Bush, and grain alcohol. Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick "
+"up MOTAS by drinking longshoremen under the table."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>IDIOT:</i> Reads Time and Newsweek—and <b>believes</b> them. "
+"Drinks Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood relations—often "
+"succeeds, producting next generation of idiots."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "1992 Presidential Election:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he "
+"liked Tipper."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+#:
+msgid "<i>MANIAC:</i> Frank Zappa."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i> Perot."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "1996 Presidential Election:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Richard Stallman — Larry Wall."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Nixon — Buchanan."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>IDIOT:</i> Quayle."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Compound System Administrators:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL FASCIST:</i> Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to "
+"prevent folk from ever using more than their fair share of system "
+"resources. Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL MANIAC:</i> Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the "
+"system, but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby "
+"nodes as beta test sites for worms."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>TECHNICAL IDIOT:</i> Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do "
+"<tt>rm -rf /</tt>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<i>FASCISTIC MANIAC:</i> At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real "
+"or imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain detectors "
+"and Halon system."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>FASCISTIC IDIOT:</i>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li><pre>
+#, no-wrap
+msgid ""
+"\n"
+"# cp /dev/null /etc/passwd\n"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<i>MANIACAL IDIOT:</i> Napalms the CPU."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "—Stephan Zielinski"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "—Submitted by <b>Durval Menezes</b>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"This joke is also available in <a "
+"href=\"/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin\">plain text</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
Collection."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Disclaimer"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
+"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
+# type: Content of: <div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are also <a "
+"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.<br /> Please send "
+"broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please see the <a "
+"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
+"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
+# type: Content of: <div><div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
+msgstr ""
+
+#. timestamp start
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Updated:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><h4>
+msgid "Translations of this page"
+msgstr ""
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