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From: |
Yavor Doganov |
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Subject: |
www/fun/jokes evilmalware.html |
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Date: |
Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:11:50 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 09/10/16 14:11:50
Modified files:
fun/jokes : evilmalware.html
Log message:
Split strings for translators' sake.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.6&r2=1.7
Patches:
Index: evilmalware.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html,v
retrieving revision 1.6
retrieving revision 1.7
diff -u -b -r1.6 -r1.7
--- evilmalware.html 5 Nov 2008 00:45:27 -0000 1.6
+++ evilmalware.html 16 Oct 2009 14:11:42 -0000 1.7
@@ -1,82 +1,83 @@
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
<title>Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon - GNU Project - Free Software
Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>“Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon” from
+Charlie Harvey</h2>
-<h2>"Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon" from Charlie Harvey</h2>
+<p>evilmalware 0.6 (beta)</p>
-<pre>
-evilmalware 0.6 (beta)
+<p>Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005 E\/17 |-|4><0|2z Software
+Foundation, Inc.</p>
-Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005
-E\/17 |-|4><0|2z Software Foundation, Inc.
+<p>This is free software; see the source for copying conditions.
+There is NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE
+DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE
+(eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the
+world).</p>
-This is free software; see the source for copying conditions. There is
-NO warranty; not even for MERCHANTABILITY, COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF IMPORTANT
-DATA or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE (eg. sending thousands of Viagra
-spams to people accross the world).
+<h3>Basic Installation</h3>
-Basic Installation
-==================
+<p>Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the
+correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are
+set to ‘allow everything’.</p>
-Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct
-version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are set to `allow
-everything'.
+<ol>
+<li>Put the attachment into the appropriate directory
+eg. <tt>/usr/src</tt>.</li>
-1. Put the attachment into the appropriate directory eg. /usr/src
+<li>Type ‘<tt>tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz</tt>’ to extract
+the source files for this virus.</li>
-2. Type `tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz' to extract the source files for
- this virus.
+<li>‘<tt>cd</tt>’ to the directory containing the virus'
+source code and type ‘<tt>./configure</tt>’ to configure
+the virus for your system. If you're using ‘<tt>csh</tt>’
+on an old version of System V, you might need to type ‘<tt>sh
+./configure</tt>’ instead to prevent ‘<tt>csh</tt>’
+from trying to execute ‘<tt>configure</tt>’ itself.</li>
-3. `cd' to the directory containing the virus's source code and type
- `./configure' to configure the virus for your system. If you're
- using `csh' on an old version of System V, you might need to type
- `sh ./configure' instead to prevent `csh' from trying to execute
- `configure' itself.
+<li>Type ‘<tt>make</tt>’ to compile the package. You may
+need to be logged in as root to do this.</li>
-4. Type `make' to compile the package. You may need to be logged in as
- root to do this.
+<li>Optionally, type ‘<tt>make check_payable</tt>’ to run
+any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to
+an unnumbered Swiss bank account.</li>
-5. Optionally, type `make check_payable' to run any self-tests that come
- with the virus, and send a large donation to an unnumbered Swiss bank
- account.
+<li>Type ‘<tt>make install</tt>’ to install the virus and
+any spyware, trojans pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS
+attacks that come with it.</li>
-6. Type `make install' to install the virus and any spyware, trojans
- pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS attacks that
- come with it.
+<li>You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in
+<tt>/etc/evilmalware.conf</tt>.</li>
+</ol>
-7. You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in
- /etc/evilmalware.conf .
+<table cellpadding="15" cellspacing="15">
+<tr><th align="left">SEE ALSO</th>
+<td><i>evilmalware(1)</i>, <i>evilmalware.conf(5)</i>,
+<i>please_delete_all_my_files(1)</i></td></tr>
+</table>
-SEE ALSO
- evilmalware(1), evilmalware.conf(5), please_delete_all_my_files(1)
-</pre>
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
</div>
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
<div id="footer">
<p>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. There are
-also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
</p>
<p>
@@ -89,7 +90,7 @@
<p>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:27 $
+$Date: 2009/10/16 14:11:42 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
@@ -97,24 +98,25 @@
<div id="translations">
<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
- <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
- <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
- <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
- <!-- English is. If you add a new language here, please -->
- <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
- <!-- - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
- <!-- - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
- <!-- one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
- <!-- - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
- <!-- to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
- <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
- <!-- http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!-- - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!-- - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!-- - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!-- to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the language code right; see: -->
+<!-- http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php -->
+<!-- If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available, -->
+<!-- use the 3-letter ISO 639-2. -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
<ul class="translations-list">
<!-- English -->
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">English</a> [en]</li>
</ul>
-
</div>
</div>
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