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From: Therese Godefroy
Subject: www/fun/jokes 10-kinds-of-people.html any-key.h...
Date: Wed, 14 Jul 2021 12:05:31 -0400 (EDT)

CVSROOT:        /webcvs/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Therese Godefroy <th_g> 21/07/14 12:05:31

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : 10-kinds-of-people.html any-key.html 
                         brainfuck.html c+-.html deadbeef.html dna.html 
                         doctor.manifesto.html ed.html errno.2.html 
                         error-haiku.html evilmalware.html gcc.html 
                         gcc_audio.html gnu-overflow.html gnuemacs.html 
                         gullibility.virus.html happy-new-year.html 
                         helloworld.html long-options.html 
                         merry-xmas.html p5.delay.html pasta.code.html 
                         software.terms.html ubuntu.html 
                         unix.errors.html unreliable.net.html 
                         vaxorcist.html virus-warning.html xmodmap.html 

Log message:
        Add breadcrumb and available info (remove disclaimer if author
        is known); update to boilerplate 1.96; reformat/restyle as needed.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.17&r2=1.18
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/any-key.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.17&r2=1.18
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.24&r2=1.25
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/c%43-.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.15&r2=1.16
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.15&r2=1.16
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/dna.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.22&r2=1.23
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.16&r2=1.17
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.28&r2=1.29
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.19&r2=1.20
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.18&r2=1.19
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.16&r2=1.17
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gcc.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.17&r2=1.18
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=1.12
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.15&r2=1.16
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.18&r2=1.19
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.16&r2=1.17
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.15&r2=1.16
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/long-options.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.21&r2=1.22
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.16&r2=1.17
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=1.12
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=1.12
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=1.12
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.12&r2=1.13
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.12&r2=1.13
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.12&r2=1.13
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.12&r2=1.13
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10

Patches:
Index: 10-kinds-of-people.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html,v
retrieving revision 1.17
retrieving revision 1.18
diff -u -b -r1.17 -r1.18
--- 10-kinds-of-people.html     13 Sep 2015 16:48:13 -0000      1.17
+++ 10-kinds-of-people.html     14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.18
@@ -1,31 +1,39 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>10 Kinds of People in the World
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/10-kinds-of-people.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>10 Kinds of People in the World</h2>
 
-<blockquote><p>There are 10 kinds of people in the world &mdash;
+<p>There are 10 kinds of people in the world &mdash;
 those who understand binary and those who don't.</p>
+
 <p>There are 10 kinds of people in the world &mdash; those who
 understand trinary, those who don't understand trinary and those who
-mistake it for binary.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-
-<p>The first joke was submitted by Colin Sharpe and the second by
-Fran&ccedil;ois Celliers.</p>
+mistake it for binary.</p>
 
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The first joke was submitted to the GNU Project by Colin Sharpe in 2004,
+and the second by Fran&ccedil;ois Celliers in 2008.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -43,42 +51,24 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
-<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
-     files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
-     be under CC BY-ND 4.0.  Please do NOT change or remove this
-     without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
-     Please make sure the copyright date is consistent with the
-     document.  For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
-     document was modified, or published.
-     
-     If you wish to list earlier years, that is ok too.
-     Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
-     years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
-     year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
-     being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
-     
-     There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
-     Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/09/13 16:48:13 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: any-key.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/any-key.html,v
retrieving revision 1.17
retrieving revision 1.18
diff -u -b -r1.17 -r1.18
--- any-key.html        13 Sep 2015 16:49:22 -0000      1.17
+++ any-key.html        14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.18
@@ -1,33 +1,46 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Where is any-key?
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/any-key.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Where is any-key???</h2>
 
-<pre>
-From: Thomas Henneke
-To: gnu@gnu.org
-Subject: humor
-Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 22:05:41 +0100
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Thomas Henneke<br />
+To: gnu@gnu.org<br />
+Subject: humor<br />
+Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 22:05:41 +0100</p>
 
+<p>
 Here is an old one, but I still like it:
-
-- Please press any key!
+</p><p>
+- Please press any key!<br />
 - Where is the any-key?
-</pre>
+</p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
 <h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-<p>The joke on this page was submitted by Thomas Henneke (thanks,
-Thomas).</p>
-
-<p>The Free Software Foundation does not claim copyright for this
-joke.</p>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -45,41 +58,24 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
-<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
-     files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
-     be under CC BY-ND 4.0.  Please do NOT change or remove this
-     without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
-     Please make sure the copyright date is consistent with the
-     document.  For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
-     document was modified, or published.
-     
-     If you wish to list earlier years, that is ok too.
-     Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
-     years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
-     year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
-     being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
-     
-     There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
-     Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/09/13 16:49:22 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: brainfuck.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html,v
retrieving revision 1.24
retrieving revision 1.25
diff -u -b -r1.24 -r1.25
--- brainfuck.html      29 May 2015 08:33:21 -0000      1.24
+++ brainfuck.html      14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.25
@@ -1,11 +1,23 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Ed-like in BrainFuck
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/brainfuck.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>BrainFuck</h2>
 
+<div class="comment">
 <p>Brainfuck is an amusing and minimalistic programming language which
 doesn't serve any real purpose except being a funny joke, challenging
 programmers and testing the boundaries of computer language
@@ -14,43 +26,44 @@
 <p><b>Warning!</b> Brainfuck isn't suitable for practical use when
 programming!</p>
 
-<p>This is a piece of source code like Ed in Brainfuck language:</p>
+<p>Wikipedia has <a href="https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck";>more
+information about the Brainfuck language</a>.</p>
+</div>
+
+<div class="column-limit"></div>
 
-<pre>
+<!-- RT #212869 -->
+<p>This is a piece of Ed-like source code in Brainfuck language, by
+Nicolas Favre-Felix:</p>
+
+<pre class="emph-box">
 
+[[,][-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.[-]+++++++++++++.---.+]
 </pre>
+<div class="column-limit"></div>
 
-<p>The following was offered from Andrea Bolognani, with this
-comment:</p>
+<p id="AB">The following was offered by Andrea Bolognani, with this 
comment:</p>
 
 <blockquote><p>The above version reads from standard input until it
 encounters a EOF character, and then starts printing <code>?</code>
-in an infinite loop.  I've written a drop-in replacement&hellip;as an
+in an infinite loop.  I've written a drop-in replacement [...]; as an
 added bonus, this version uses only 69 instructions, which is 30 less
 than the one above.</p></blockquote>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
 
++[&gt;+++++[&gt;++++++&lt;-]&lt;-]++[&gt;+++++&lt;-]&gt;&gt;+++&lt;&lt;+[[,----------]&gt;&gt;.&lt;.&lt;+]
 </pre>
 
-<p>More information about Brainfuck
-language: <a 
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck";>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck</a>.
-</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
 
-<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-<p>The code from Andrea Bolognani is licensed under the terms of
-the GNU GPL, version 2 or later.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>These jokes were submitted to the GNU Project by their authors,
+respectively in 2004 and 2008.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -68,47 +81,31 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
-<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
-     files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
-     be under CC BY-ND 4.0.  Please do NOT change or remove this
-     without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
-     Please make sure the copyright date is consistent with the
-     document.  For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
-     document was modified, or published.
-     
-     If you wish to list earlier years, that is ok too.
-     Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
-     years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
-     year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
-     being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
-     
-     There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
-     Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
-<p>Copyright &copy; 2015 Free Software Foundation, Inc.</p>
-
-<p>This page is licensed under a <a rel="license"
-href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/";>Creative
-Commons Attribution-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License</a>.</p>
+<p>Copyright &copy; 2008 Andrea Bolognani (<a href="#AB">second Ed-like
+code</a>)</p>
+
+<p>Andrea Bolognani's code is licensed under the terms of the <a
+rel="license" href="/licenses/gpl.html">GNU General Public License</a>,
+version&nbsp;2 or later.</p>
 
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/05/29 08:33:21 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: c+-.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/c+-.html,v
retrieving revision 1.15
retrieving revision 1.16
diff -u -b -r1.15 -r1.16
--- c+-.html    17 Dec 2020 09:12:55 -0000      1.15
+++ c+-.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.16
@@ -1,21 +1,22 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>C more or less
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/c+-.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>C more or less</h2>
 
-<blockquote>
-<pre>
-Date: Tue, 16 Apr 91 13:16:47 EDT
-From: geoff@circus.camex.com
-To: clp@home.harvardsq.com, rms@ai.mit.edu
-Subject: C more-or-less
-</pre>
-
-<p>[from rec.funny: C more-or-less]</p>
-
 <p>C+-: (pronounced &ldquo;C more or less&rdquo;)</p>
 
 <p>Unlike C++, C+- is a subject oriented language.  Each C+- class
@@ -61,7 +62,7 @@
 loose coupling between classes is illegal, so the marriage and divorce
 operators may be needed:</p>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
 marriage (MParent1, FParent1);
 // child classes can now be derived
 sclass MySclass: public MParent1, FParent1
@@ -80,33 +81,24 @@
 </pre>
 
 <p>Operator precedence rules can be suspended with the directive
-<code>#pragma dwim</code>, known as the &ldquo;Do what I mean&rdquo;
+<code>#pragma&nbsp;dwim</code>, known as the &ldquo;Do what I mean&rdquo;
 pragma.  ANSIfication will be firmly resisted.  C+-'s slogan is
 &ldquo;Be Your Own Standard.&rdquo;</p>
 
-<p>[from the april '91 issue of AIExpert]</p>
-
-<p>--<br />
-Maurice Suhre<br />
-suhre@trwrb.dsd.trw.com</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/c+-">plain
-text</a>.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-top: 2em"><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the 
GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.txt">original
+email</a></p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
 <h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="https://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project (1991). The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -124,41 +116,22 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
-<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
-     files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
-     be under CC BY-ND 4.0.  Please do NOT change or remove this
-     without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
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-     document.  For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
-     document was modified, or published.
-     
-     If you wish to list earlier years, that is ok too.
-     Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
-     years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
-     year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
-     being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
-     
-     There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
-     Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
-
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 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2020/12/17 09:12:55 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: deadbeef.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html,v
retrieving revision 1.15
retrieving revision 1.16
diff -u -b -r1.15 -r1.16
--- deadbeef.html       13 Sep 2015 16:52:29 -0000      1.15
+++ deadbeef.html       14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.16
@@ -1,17 +1,26 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Dead Beef?
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/deadbeef.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Dead Beef?</h2>
 
-<blockquote>
-<pre>
-From: Wolfgang Formann
-Subject: More jokes
-Date: Sun, 21 Nov 1999 20:30:42 +0100
-</pre>
+<p  class="infobox">
+From: Wolfgang Formann<br />
+Subject: More jokes<br />
+Date: Sun, 21 Nov 1999 20:30:42 +0100</p>
 
 <p>This was true with the ancient IBM 6150/6151!</p>
 
@@ -20,22 +29,21 @@
 
 <p>I do not know if this is still true with Power-PC, but I did laugh
 much that time (somewhen in the late 80's).</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
 <h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+<p>A similar joke was submitted to <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q1/deadb.html";>rec.humor.funny</a>
+by Judy Anderson in 1991.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -53,41 +61,24 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
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-     without talking with the webmasters or licensing team first.
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-     document.  For web pages, it is ok to list just the latest year the
-     document was modified, or published.
-     
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-     Either "2001, 2002, 2003" or "2001-2003" are ok for specifying
-     years, as long as each year in the range is in fact a copyrightable
-     year, i.e., a year in which the document was published (including
-     being publicly visible on the web or in a revision control system).
-     
-     There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
-     Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/09/13 16:52:29 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: dna.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/dna.html,v
retrieving revision 1.22
retrieving revision 1.23
diff -u -b -r1.22 -r1.23
--- dna.html    27 Aug 2015 15:37:17 -0000      1.22
+++ dna.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.23
@@ -1,15 +1,23 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Human DNA as C code</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Human DNA as C code
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/dna.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width" style="width: 55em">
 <h2>Human DNA deciphered into C code!</h2>
 
-<blockquote>
-<pre>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
-Subject: A little C programming&hellip;
-Keywords: computer, smirk
-Date: 4 Aug 91 23:30:05 GMT
-</pre>
+<address class="byline">by Mathew Murphy</address>
 
 <p>For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact
 that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful
@@ -23,7 +31,7 @@
 <p>Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents
 begin as follows:</p>
 
-<pre>/* HUMAN_DNA.H
+<pre class="emph-box">/* HUMAN_DNA.H
  *
  * Human Genome
  * Version 2.1
@@ -32,7 +40,7 @@
  */
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* Revision history:
+<pre class="emph-box">/* Revision history:
  *
  * 0000-00-01 00:00  1.0  Adam.
  * 0000-00-02 10:00  1.1  Eve.
@@ -55,7 +63,7 @@
  */
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* Standard definitions
+<pre class="emph-box">/* Standard definitions
  */
 
 #define SEX male
@@ -64,7 +72,7 @@
 #define RACE caucasian
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
+<pre class="emph-box">/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
  *
  * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
  * inheritance features.
@@ -79,7 +87,7 @@
 #endif
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
+<pre class="emph-box">/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
  */
 #include &lt;sex.h&gt;
 
@@ -98,13 +106,13 @@
    }
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
+<pre class="emph-box">/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA 
duplication.
  * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
  */
 DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);
 </pre>
 
-<pre>/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
+<pre class="emph-box">/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
  *
  * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
  * to display at birth.
@@ -116,57 +124,67 @@
 
 <p>&hellip;and so on.</p>
 
-<p>[ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]</p>
-</blockquote>
+<p>[ Note that God uses three-space tabs&nbsp;]</p>
 
-<p>The original author of this joke is Mathew
-Murphy <a href="mailto:meta@pobox.com";>&lt;meta@pobox.com&gt;</a>.  He
-has kindly released this joke under GPL.  Thanks Mathew!</p>
-
-<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/dna">plain
-text</a>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p style="margin-top: 2em"></p>
 
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.txt">Original
+email</a></p>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>Source:&nbsp; <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q3/genome.html";>
+rec.humor.funny</a> (1991).</p>
+<p>&lt;<a href="mailto:meta@pobox.com";>Mathew Murphy</a>&gt; kindly 
+released this joke under GPL. Thanks Mathew!</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
-<div id="footer">
-<p>Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";><em>gnu@gnu.org</em></a>.
+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";>&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
 There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 
-the FSF.<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";><em>webmasters@gnu.org</em></a>.</p>
+the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-<p>Please see the <a
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+        replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+        We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+        translations.  However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+        Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+        to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
+        &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
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+        our web pages, see <a
+        href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+        README</a>. -->
+Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
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+</div>
 
-<p>Copyright &copy; 1991 Mathew Murphy.</p>
+<p>Copyright &copy; 1991 Mathew Murphy</p>
 
-<p>Human DNA deciphered into C code! by Mathew Murphy is licensed
-under the <a rel="license" href="/licenses/gpl.html">GNU General
-Public License</a>.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Human DNA deciphered into C code!&rdquo; is licensed under the <a
+rel="license" href="/licenses/gpl.html">GNU General Public License</a>,
+version&nbsp;2 or later.</p>
 
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
-<p>Updated:
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/08/27 15:37:17 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: doctor.manifesto.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html,v
retrieving revision 1.16
retrieving revision 1.17
diff -u -b -r1.16 -r1.17
--- doctor.manifesto.html       4 Jun 2019 06:36:45 -0000       1.16
+++ doctor.manifesto.html       14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.17
@@ -1,10 +1,23 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Dr. Emacs and the GNU Manifesto</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Dr. Emacs and the GNU Manifesto
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/doctor.manifesto.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>What does Dr. Emacs think of the GNU Manifesto?</h2>
 
-<p>A bored acquaintance of mine ran The GNU Manifesto through doctor.
+<p>A bored acquaintance of mine ran The GNU Manifesto through Doctor.
 Highlights:</p>
 
 <ul>
@@ -23,44 +36,55 @@
 <li>Are you sure gnu will be compatible with unix?</li>
 </ul>
 
-<p>This joke is also available
-in <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
-<div id="footer">
-<p>Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";><em>gnu@gnu.org</em></a>.
+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";>&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
 There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 
-the FSF.<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";><em>webmasters@gnu.org</em></a>.</p>
+the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-<p>Please see the <a
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+        replace it with the translation of these two:
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+        We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
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+        Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+        to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
+        &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
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+        our web pages, see <a
+        href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+        README</a>. -->
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+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
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+</div>
 
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-<p>Updated:
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
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-$Date: 2019/06/04 06:36:45 $
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 </html>

Index: ed.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/ed.html,v
retrieving revision 1.28
retrieving revision 1.29
diff -u -b -r1.28 -r1.29
--- ed.html     4 Jun 2019 06:36:45 -0000       1.28
+++ ed.html     14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.29
@@ -1,15 +1,30 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Ed source code</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/ed.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Ed source code</h2>
 
-<p><kbd>while :;do read x;echo \?;done</kbd></p>
+<pre class="emph-box" style="margin-top: 2.5em">
+<kbd>while :;do read x;echo \?;done</kbd></pre>
+
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.txt">plain
+text version</a></p>
 
 <p>Here is the source code in x86 assembly (submitted by Nate):</p>
 
-<pre>[ORG 0x100]
+<pre class="emph-box">[ORG 0x100]
 top:  mov ah,0x0a
       mov dx, buffer
       int 0x21
@@ -22,12 +37,9 @@
 buffer:
 </pre>
 
-<p>An initial variant of this joke is also available
-in <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<p>Another, submitted by Hunter Turcin:</p>
-<pre>
+<p style="margin-top: 2em">Another variant, submitted by Hunter Turcin:</p>
 
+<pre class="emph-box">
 #include &lt;iostream&gt;
 #include &lt;string&gt;
 using namespace std;
@@ -45,43 +57,53 @@
 }
 </pre>
 
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The jokes on this page were obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on them.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
-<div id="footer">
-<p>Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
 <a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";>&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
 There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
-the FSF.<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+the FSF.  Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+        replace it with the translation of these two:
 
-<p>
+        We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+        translations.  However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+        Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+        to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
+        &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
+        our web pages, see <a
+        href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+        README</a>. -->
 Please see the 
 <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing
 translations of this article.
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+</div>
 
 <!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
 
-<p>Updated:
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/06/04 06:36:45 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:29 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
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+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: errno.2.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html,v
retrieving revision 1.19
retrieving revision 1.20
diff -u -b -r1.19 -r1.20
--- errno.2.html        17 Dec 2020 09:12:55 -0000      1.19
+++ errno.2.html        14 Jul 2021 16:05:29 -0000      1.20
@@ -1,23 +1,45 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<style type="text/css" media="screen, print">
+table.errno { width: 100%; background: white; margin: 1.2em 0; }
+#content .emph-box {
+  overflow: auto; padding: 0 1.2em 1.2em; background: #f5f5f5; }
+#content .emph-box table:last-child { margin-bottom: 0; }
+</style>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/errno.2.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Subject: errno(2) codes</h2>
 
-<blockquote><p>
-The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Naim Abdullah<br />
+Subject: errno(2) codes<br />
+Date: 16 Sep 86 05:45:44 GMT</p>
+
+<p>The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during
 the summer.  I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX
 conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups.</p>
 
-<hr />
-
+<div class="emph-box">
+<hr class="no-display" />
 <p>At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest
 was held to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of
 the errno(2) &lsquo;EERROR&rsquo; type.  This contest had been tried
 at an earlier European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry
 was:</p>
 
-<table>
+<table class="errno">
 <tr><th>ENOTOBACCO</th>
 <td>Read on an empty pipe</td></tr>
 </table>
@@ -27,7 +49,7 @@
 hp.unix] follows; if your pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want
 to abandon ship:</p>
 
-<table>
+<table class="errno">
 <tr><th>EBEFOREI</th>
 <td>Invalid syntax</td></tr>
 
@@ -80,9 +102,9 @@
 <td>The feature you want has not been implemented yet</td></tr>
 </table>
 
-<p>And finally, a sort-of &lsquo;period piece&rsquo;:</p>
+<p>And finally, a sort-of &ldquo;period piece&rdquo;:</p>
 
-<table>
+<table class="errno">
 <tr><th>EMR.ED</th>
 <td>A host is a host,<br />
 From coast to coast<br />
@@ -93,30 +115,23 @@
 
 <p>I would also like this new signal to be supported:</p>
 
-<table>
+<table class="errno">
 <tr><th>SIGNUKE</th>
 <td>Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-)</td></tr>
 </table>
+</div>
+<hr class="no-display" />
 
-<hr />
-
-<p>
---Naim Abdullah<br />
-&nbsp;&nbsp;Dept. of EECS,<br />
-&nbsp;&nbsp;Northwestern University,<br />
-&nbsp;&nbsp;ihnp4!nucsrl!naim
-</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2">plain
-text</a>.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.txt">Original
+email</a></p>
 
-<hr />
+<hr class="column-limit" />
 
-<p>Paul Hardy who was at the conference remembered these
-entries:</p>
+<p>
+Paul Hardy who was at the conference remembered these entries:</p>
 
-<table>
+<div class="emph-box">
+<table class="errno">
 <tr><th>EEEEK</th>
 <td>Mouse on floor</td></tr>
 
@@ -132,53 +147,58 @@
 <td>Missing vowel</td>
 </tr>
 </table>
+</div>
 
-<!-- Dead link as of 2019-03-23
-<p>The top 300 entries can be found
-in <a 
href="http://unix-archive.pdp11.org.ru/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V08.34.pdf";>this
-conference trip report</a> (pg. 66) by Nick Stoughon.</p>
--->
-
-<p style="margin-top: 2em">
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke shared by Naim Abdullah was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="https://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p class="comment">The top 300 entries can be found in <a
+ 
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20181221020643/http://unix-archive.pdp11.org.ru/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V08.34.pdf";>
+this conference trip report</a> (p. 66) by Nick Stoughon.</p>
 
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 </div>
 
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Index: error-haiku.html
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retrieving revision 1.18
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diff -u -b -r1.18 -r1.19
--- error-haiku.html    26 Feb 2021 09:40:22 -0000      1.18
+++ error-haiku.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.19
@@ -1,24 +1,48 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Haiku error messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation 
(FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Haiku error messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<style type="text/css" media="screen, print">
+.lyrics p { width: 20em; }
+<!--
+.lyrics {
+  box-sizing: border-box;
+  max-width: 100%;
+  padding: 0 1em 1.2em;
+  margin-left: 0;
+}
+.lyrics p { display: inline-block; }
+#content .button a { margin: .5em; }
+--></style>
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+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Error messages in Haiku?</h2>
 
-<blockquote><p>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR
-COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU&hellip;</p></blockquote>
+<p>Imagine if, instead of cryptic text strings, your
+computer produced error messages in haiku&hellip;</p>
 
-<div class="lyrics">
+<div class="lyrics c">
 <p>A file that big?<br />
 It might be very useful.<br />
 But now it is gone.</p>
 
-<p>Yesterday it worked<br />
-Today it is not working<br />
-Windows is like that</p>
-
-<p>Stay the patient course<br />
-Of little worth is your ire<br />
-The network is down</p>
+<p>Yesterday it worked,<br />
+Today it is not working.<br />
+Windows is like that.</p>
+
+<p>Stay the patient course.<br />
+Of little worth is your ire,<br />
+The network is down.</p>
 
 <p>Three things are certain:<br />
 Death, taxes, and lost data.<br />
@@ -81,54 +105,55 @@
 We now know shared loss.</p>
 </div>
 
-<p>This joke is also available
-in <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<!--
-<p>Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at
-<a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html";>
-http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>.</p>
--->
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
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-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>Credits and more haiku messages can be found at <a
+href="https://web.archive.org/web/20050301085638/http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html";>
+salon.com</a>.</p>
+</div>
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retrieving revision 1.16
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diff -u -b -r1.16 -r1.17
--- evilmalware.html    16 Dec 2020 16:56:37 -0000      1.16
+++ evilmalware.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.17
@@ -1,16 +1,27 @@
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+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
 <!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
-<title>Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon - GNU Project - Free Software 
Foundation</title>
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/evilmalware.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
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+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon</h2>
 
 <address class="byline" style="margin-bottom: 2em">By <a
-href="https://static.charlieharvey.org.uk/writings/why_linux_viruses_are_fairly_uncommon.txt";>
-Charlie Harvey</a></address>
+href="https://charlieharvey.org.uk/file/uid/41";>Charlie Harvey</a></address>
 
-<p>evilmalware 0.6 (beta)</p>
+<div class="emph-box" style="background: white">
+<h3>evilmalware 0.6 (beta)</h3>
 
 <p>Copyright 2000, 2001, 2003, 2005 E\/17 |-|4&gt;&lt;0|2z Software
 Foundation, Inc.</p>
@@ -21,7 +32,7 @@
 (eg. sending thousands of Viagra spams to people accross the
 world).</p>
 
-<h3>Basic Installation</h3>
+<h4>Basic Installation</h4>
 
 <p>Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the
 correct version of glibc installed, and that your firewall rules are
@@ -55,34 +66,31 @@
 <li>You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in
 <code>/etc/evilmalware.conf</code>.</li>
 </ol>
-
-<table>
+</div>
+<table style="width: 100%">
 <tr><th style="padding: 1em">SEE ALSO</th>
 <td style="padding: 1em"><i>evilmalware(1)</i>, <i>evilmalware.conf(5)</i>,
 <i>please_delete_all_my_files(1)</i></td></tr>
 </table>
 
-
-<p style="margin-top: 2em">
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="https://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was submitted to the GNU Project by Charlie Harvey
+in 2005.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
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===================================================================
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retrieving revision 1.17
retrieving revision 1.18
diff -u -b -r1.17 -r1.18
--- gcc.html    7 Jul 2015 05:53:16 -0000       1.17
+++ gcc.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.18
@@ -1,18 +1,28 @@
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-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Some suggested future GCC options
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gcc.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
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+<div class="reduced-width" style="width: 41em">
 <h2>Some suggested future GCC options</h2>
 
-<blockquote><pre>
-From: Noah Friedman
-To: Roland McGrath, Richard Stallman, Jim Blandy, Michael Bushnell
-Cc: chris williams, Christian Longshore Claiborn
-Subject: Some gcc options we'd like to see.
-Date: Mon, 28 Jun 93 00:45:09 EST
-</pre>
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Noah Friedman<br />
+To: Roland McGrath, Richard Stallman, Jim Blandy, Michael Bushnell<br />
+Cc: chris williams, Christian Longshore Claiborn<br />
+Subject: Some gcc options we'd like to see.<br />
+Date: Mon, 28 Jun 93 00:45:09 EST</p>
 
 <ul>
 <li>-Waggravate-return</li>
@@ -33,34 +43,34 @@
 <li>-mno-dialogue</li>
 <li>-pedophile</li>
 <li>-vomit-frame-pointer</li>
-</ul></blockquote>
+</ul>
+<div class="column-limit"></div>
 
-<blockquote><pre>
-From: Alexandre Oliva
-Date: 06 Jan 2002 17:37:07 -0200
-</pre>
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Alexandre Oliva<br />
+Date: 06 Jan 2002 17:37:07 -0200</p>
 
 <p>On Jan 2, 2002, in a long, heated thread concerning the
 interpretation of certain passages of the C standard, jtv wrote:</p>
 
-<pre>> (Yes, I'm a pedant.  I'm pining for the day when gcc will support the
-> options &ldquo;-ffascist -Wanal&rdquo;)</pre>
-
-<p>How about introducing the options &lsquo;-flame -War&rsquo; :-)</p>
-</blockquote>
+<blockquote class="important"><p>
+(Yes, I'm a pedant.  I'm pining for the day when gcc will support the
+options &lsquo;-ffascist&nbsp;-Wanal&rsquo;)
+</p></blockquote>
 
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
+<p>How about introducing the options &lsquo;-flame&nbsp;-War&rsquo; :-)</p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
 <h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p>The joke on this page was submitted to the GNU Project in 2003. The Free
+Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
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@@ -78,13 +88,13 @@
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         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
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 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -92,10 +102,10 @@
 
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-$Date: 2015/07/07 05:53:16 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
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+++ gcc_audio.html      14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.12
@@ -1,14 +1,26 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>A Swarm of Gnats - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
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+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>A Swarm of Gnats</h2>
 
-<blockquote><pre>
-Subject: GNU pun
-Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 23:55:07 -0500
-From: <a href="http://www.stallman.org/";>Richard Stallman</a> <a 
href="mailto:rms@gnu.org";>&lt;rms@gnu.org&gt;</a>
-</pre>
+<p class="infobox">
+From: <a href="http://www.stallman.org/";>Richard Stallman</a>
+<a href="mailto:rms@gnu.org";>&lt;rms@gnu.org&gt;</a><br />
+Subject: GNU pun<br />
+Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2004 23:55:07 -0500</p>
 
 <p>Someone found a way to generate audio output from the data that GCC
 is handling.  Using this to listen to the events leading up to an GNAT
@@ -17,46 +29,52 @@
 <p>So he asked a GNAT developer, &ldquo;Is this the sound of a swarm
 of gnats?&rdquo; The developer told him, &ldquo;No, that's the song of
 the sick Ada.&rdquo;</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4>Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
-</p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
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 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
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-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
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-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
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+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
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+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
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Index: gnu-overflow.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html,v
retrieving revision 1.15
retrieving revision 1.16
diff -u -b -r1.15 -r1.16
--- gnu-overflow.html   6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000       1.15
+++ gnu-overflow.html   14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.16
@@ -1,7 +1,19 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>GNU-Overflow - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>GNU-Overflow - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gnu-overflow.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>GNU-Overflow</h2>
 
 <p>The recursive acronym &ldquo;GNU's Not Unix&rdquo; harbors a stack
@@ -58,47 +70,54 @@
 this process of continuous revision is what has made both free
 software and human language into forces to be reckoned with.</p>
 
-<p>Jake Berendes contributed to this report.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p><i>Jake Berendes contributed to this report.</i></p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
-<div id="footer">
-<p>
-Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
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-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
-<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Please see the
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
-</p>
+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";>&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
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+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+        replace it with the translation of these two:
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+        Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+        to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
+        &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
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+        our web pages, see <a
+        href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
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+of this article.</p>
+</div>
 
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-<p>Updated:
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 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
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 </p>
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-
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: gnuemacs.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html,v
retrieving revision 1.18
retrieving revision 1.19
diff -u -b -r1.18 -r1.19
--- gnuemacs.html       16 Oct 2015 17:50:29 -0000      1.18
+++ gnuemacs.html       14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.19
@@ -1,55 +1,57 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.78 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>GNU Emacs Humor - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gnuemacs.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>GNU Emacs Humor</h2>
 
 <h3>April Fool Mail - emacs rewrite</h3>
 
-<p><i>The following is an April fool mail received from RMS.  It
-wasn't actually sent by him, but he found it funny.</i></p>
+<p class="comment">The following is an April fool mail received from RMS.  It
+wasn't actually sent by him, but he found it funny.</p>
 
-<blockquote><pre>
-From: Richard Stallman
-Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:53:20 -0500
-Subject: emacs rewrite
-</pre>
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Richard Stallman<br />
+Subject: emacs rewrite<br />
+Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2006 15:53:20 -0500</p>
 
 <p>After more than 30 years I think it's time to rewrite emacs from
-scratch.</p>
-
-<p>I would be happy to hear your suggestions about the best language
-to use.</p>
-
-<p>At the moment I think that Perl would be the best fit, because of
+scratch. I would be happy to hear your suggestions about the best language
+to use. At the moment I think that Perl would be the best fit, because of
 its acronym:</p>
 
 <p>Perfect emacs rewriting language.</p>
-</blockquote>
 
-<h4>Reply from RMS</h4>
+<h3>Reply from RMS</h3>
+
+<p class="infobox">From: Richard Stallman<br />
+Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:08:17 -0400<br />
+Subject: Re: emacs rewrite</p>
 
-<blockquote><pre>
-From: Richard Stallman
-Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2006 21:08:17 -0400
-Subject: Re: emacs rewrite
-</pre>
-
-<p>Someone wrote an April Fool and put my name on it.</p>
-<p>It was funny.</p>
-</blockquote>
+<p>Someone wrote an April Fool and put my name on it.<br />
+It was funny.</p>
 
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
 <h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project and submitted by Ramprasad B.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation does not claim copyright for this
-joke.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -67,13 +69,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -81,10 +83,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/10/16 17:50:29 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: gullibility.virus.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html,v
retrieving revision 1.16
retrieving revision 1.17
diff -u -b -r1.16 -r1.17
--- gullibility.virus.html      4 Jun 2019 06:36:45 -0000       1.16
+++ gullibility.virus.html      14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.17
@@ -1,10 +1,23 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>The Gullibility Virus - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation 
(FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>The Gullibility Virus - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gullibility.virus.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Gullibility Virus</h2>
 
-<blockquote>
+<address class="byline">by Scott D. Webster</address>
+
 <p>WASHINGTON, D.C.&mdash;The Institute for the Investigation of
 Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users
 are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe
@@ -50,7 +63,7 @@
 <p>T. C. is an example of someone recently infected.  He told one
 reporter, &ldquo;I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost
 all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using
-shampoo.&rdquo; When told about the Gullibility Virus, T . C. said he
+shampoo.&rdquo; When told about the Gullibility Virus, T. C. said he
 would stop reading e-mail, so that he would not become infected.
 Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately.
 Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet
@@ -59,51 +72,56 @@
 tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet
 community.</p>
 
-<p>&mdash;<br />
-Scott D. Webster</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>This joke is also available
-in <a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>This text has been circulating on the Internet since 1998 with various
+additions (here is <a
+href="https://web.archive.org/web/19980221224048/http://www.cs.rutgers.edu/~watrous/gullibility-virus.html";>
+one version</a> among others).</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
+<div class="unprintable">
 
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-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
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-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
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-Please see the
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+<p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";>&lt;gnu@gnu.org&gt;</a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
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+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";>&lt;webmasters@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+        replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+        We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
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+        Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
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+        &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
+
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+        our web pages, see <a
+        href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+        README</a>. -->
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+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
+of this article.</p>
+</div>
 
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-<p>Updated:
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/06/04 06:36:45 $
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 </body>
 </html>

Index: happy-new-year.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- happy-new-year.html 4 Jun 2019 06:36:45 -0000       1.9
+++ happy-new-year.html 14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.10
@@ -1,11 +1,22 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-<title>Happy New Year - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Happy New Year in four languages - GNU Project - Free Software 
Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/happy-new-year.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-<h2>Happy New Year in 4 languages</h2>
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
+<h2>Happy New Year in four languages</h2>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
 cat /*dev/null; echo "Happy New Year"\!
 cat &lt;&lt;c*/ /*dev/null | cat > /dev/null
 c */ () {} /*
@@ -20,22 +31,20 @@
 c*/
 </pre>
 
-<p>This joke is also available
-in <a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.txt">plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
 
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -53,13 +62,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -67,10 +76,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/06/04 06:36:45 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: helloworld.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html,v
retrieving revision 1.15
retrieving revision 1.16
diff -u -b -r1.15 -r1.16
--- helloworld.html     28 Feb 2013 17:09:12 -0000      1.15
+++ helloworld.html     14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.16
@@ -1,23 +1,36 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Hello World! - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Hello World! - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/helloworld.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Hello World!</h2>
 
+<address class="byline">by Dennis Lou and others</address>
+
 <p>How the way people code &ldquo;Hello World&rdquo; varies depending
 on their age and job:</p>
 
 <h4>High School/Jr. High</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  20 END
 </pre>
 
 <h4>First year in College</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  program Hello(input, output)
  begin
  writeln('Hello World')
@@ -26,7 +39,7 @@
 
 <h4>Senior year in College</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  (defun hello
  (print
  (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))
@@ -34,7 +47,7 @@
 
 <h4>New professional</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  #include &lt;stdio.h&gt;
 
  void main(void)
@@ -49,7 +62,7 @@
 
 <h4>Seasoned professional</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  #include &lt;iostream.h&gt;
  #include &lt;string.h&gt;
  class string
@@ -98,7 +111,7 @@
 
 <h4>System Administrator</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  #include &lt;stdio.h&gt;
  #include &lt;stdlib.h&gt;
  main()
@@ -118,7 +131,7 @@
 
 <h4>Apprentice Hacker</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  #!/usr/local/bin/perl
  $msg="Hello, world.\n";
  if ($#ARGV &gt;= 0) {
@@ -136,7 +149,7 @@
 
 <h4>Experienced Hacker</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  #include &lt;stdio.h&gt;
  #include &lt;string.h&gt;
  #define S "Hello, World\n"
@@ -145,7 +158,7 @@
 
 <h4>Seasoned Hacker</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
  % a.out
  Hello, world.
@@ -153,21 +166,21 @@
 
 <h4>Guru Hacker</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  % cat
  Hello, world.
 </pre>
 
 <h4>New Manager (do you remember?)</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  20 END
 </pre>
 
 <h4>Middle Manager</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
  Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?
  I need it by tomorrow.
@@ -176,14 +189,14 @@
 
 <h4>Senior Manager</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  % zmail jim
  I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.
 </pre>
 
 <h4>Chief Executive</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
  % letter
  letter: Command not found.
  % mail
@@ -197,7 +210,7 @@
 
 <h4>Research Scientist</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
        PROGRAM HELLO
        PRINT *, 'Hello World'
        END
@@ -205,51 +218,60 @@
 
 <h4>Older research Scientist</h4>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
        WRITE (6, 100)
     100 FORMAT (1H ,11HHELLO WORLD)
        CALL EXIT
        END
 </pre>
 
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. Some of the entries are also found at <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/new90/helowor.html";>
+rec.humor.funny</a> (1990).</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
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RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/long-options.html,v
retrieving revision 1.21
retrieving revision 1.22
diff -u -b -r1.21 -r1.22
--- long-options.html   21 Aug 2015 00:55:03 -0000      1.21
+++ long-options.html   14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.22
@@ -1,28 +1,39 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Long options? - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/long-options.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Long options?</h2>
-<p>
-From: aronsson@lysator.liu.se
-To: long-option-poll@gnu.ai.mit.edu
-</p>
+
+<p class="infobox">
+From: Lars Aronsson<br />
+Subject: Re: New poll. PRO MINUS MINUS. ANTI MINUS EQUALS.<br />
+Date: Tue, 19 Nov 91 01:54:30 +0100</p>
+
 <p>
 In gnu.announce R M Stallman wrote:
-</p>
-<blockquote>
+</p><blockquote class="important">
 <p>
-   `--' as a prefix,
-   `-=' as a prefix,
-
+   <kbd>`--'</kbd> as a prefix,<br />
+   <kbd>`-='</kbd> as a prefix,<br />
+<br />
 * How easy is it to type each of these alternatives.
-</p>
-</blockquote>
+</p></blockquote>
 <p>
-In the beginning was the Unix and the Unix spoke and said "Hello
-world\n". Not did it say "Hello New Jersey\n", nor "Hello USA\n". But
-it said "Hello world\n". For the joy of good computing is not for
+In the beginning was the Unix and the Unix spoke and said &ldquo;Hello
+world\n.&rdquo; Not did it say &ldquo;Hello New Jersey\n,&rdquo; nor 
&ldquo;Hello USA\n.&rdquo; But
+it said &ldquo;Hello world\n.&rdquo; For the joy of good computing is not for
 USAmericans alone, but for the whole world to share. And the Unix saw
 that this was good.
 </p>
@@ -36,44 +47,37 @@
 keyboard, is typed as a shifted digit zero.
 </p>
 <p>
-Thus, teaches us the gospel, the sequence "-=" as a prefix for long
+Thus, teaches us the gospel, the sequence &ldquo;<kbd>-=</kbd>&rdquo; as a 
prefix for long
 options would be very hard for Swedish computer users (and many others
 world wide) to type.
 </p>
-<blockquote>
-<p>
+<blockquote class="important"><p>
 * How error-prone are they.
-</p>
-</blockquote>
+</p></blockquote>
 <p>
 Dunno.
 </p>
-<blockquote>
-<p>
+<blockquote class="important"><p>
 * How esthetically clean are they.
-</p>
-</blockquote>
-<p>
-Of course, the "long minus" ("--") is an ideal prefix for "long
-options". I congratulate the inventor of this idea and hope it wins.
--- 
-Lars Aronsson, Lysator computer club, Linkoping University, Sweden
-     Aronsson@Lysator.LiU.SE    Voice phone at home +46-13-17 2143
-</p>
+</p></blockquote>
 <p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+Of course, the &ldquo;long minus&rdquo; (&ldquo;<kbd>--</kbd>&rdquo;) is an 
ideal prefix for &ldquo;long
+options.&ldquo; I congratulate the inventor of this idea and hope it wins.</p>
+
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.txt">Original
+email</a></p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -91,13 +95,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -105,10 +109,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/08/21 00:55:03 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: merry-xmas.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html,v
retrieving revision 1.16
retrieving revision 1.17
diff -u -b -r1.16 -r1.17
--- merry-xmas.html     21 Aug 2015 01:16:58 -0000      1.16
+++ merry-xmas.html     14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.17
@@ -1,19 +1,32 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-<title>Merry Christmas
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
+<title>Merry Christmas in four languages
 - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/merry-xmas.translist" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-<h2>Merry Christmas in 4 languages</h2>
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
+<h2>Merry Christmas in four languages</h2>
+
+<address class="byline">From Niksa Orlic</address>
 
 <p>
 The following is in C, Pascal, FORTRAN,
 and PHP.  You might also be interested in <a
 href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in
-4 languages</a>
+four languages</a>.
 </p>
 
-<pre>
+<pre class="emph-box">
 const a = '\''; void b()/*'; var b:string;{
 c */ { /*
 c &lt;?php print "&lt;script&gt;document.fgColor='#ffffff'&lt;/script&gt;";
@@ -28,20 +41,16 @@
 cbuf[18] = '\n'; cbuf[19] = '\0'; printf(cbuf+3); return 0; }
 </pre>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The joke on this page was submitted to the GNU Project by Niksa Orlic
+in 2003.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -59,13 +68,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -73,10 +82,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2015/08/21 01:16:58 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

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retrieving revision 1.12
diff -u -b -r1.11 -r1.12
--- p5.delay.html       12 Aug 2014 05:04:09 -0000      1.11
+++ p5.delay.html       14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.12
@@ -1,77 +1,69 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>P5 Delay - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
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+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Top Ten Reasons Why Intel Delayed Announcing the P5</h2>
 
-<pre>
-From: risky.Convergent.COM!israel@unislc.slc.unisys.com (Paul Israel)
-
-
-   This is an original from me. Honest.
-
+<address class="byline">by Paul Israel</address> 
 
-       Top Ten Reasons Why Intel Delayed Announcing the P5
+<ul class="blurbs" style="text-indent:-2.5em; margin: 2em">
+<li><code>10.</code> Ad managers wanted time to think up a better name
+           for &ldquo;MESI&rdquo; cache coherency.</li>
 
-       10. Ad managers wanted time to think up a better name
-           for "MESI" cache coherency.
+<li><code>&nbsp;9.</code> Hoped to outfox AMD this time by waiting for them to
+           release their &ldquo;P5&rdquo; first.</li>
 
-        9. Hoped to outfox AMD this time by waiting for them to
-           release their 'P5' first.
+<li><code>&nbsp;8.</code> Still trying to figure out how to mount a 3 foot high
+           cooling tower on a 2 square package.</li>
 
-        8. Still trying to figure out how to mount a 3 foot high
-           cooling tower on a 2 square package.
-
-        7. Marketing's prediction that all of IBM's top executives
+<li><code>&nbsp;7.</code> Marketing's prediction that all of IBM's top 
executives
            would be killed by space aliens, followed by IBM engineering's
            insistence on a return to an Intel strategy, did not appear
-           to pan out.
-
-        6. Sales force needs to be retrained to sell a processor
-           that doesn't end in "86".
-
-        5. Can never seem to squeeze in enough byte enables.
-
-        4. Military insisted at the last minute on 8080 compatability
-           mode.
+           to pan out.</li>
 
-        3. New "Break on stupid code" exception not popular with
-           programmers.
+<li><code>&nbsp;6.</code> Sales force needs to be retrained to sell a processor
+           that doesn't end in &ldquo;86.&rdquo;</li>
 
-        2. All those millions of dollars in processor R&amp;D were
-           cutting into the CEO's Christmas bonus.
+<li><code>&nbsp;5.</code> Can never seem to squeeze in enough byte 
enables.</li>
 
-        1. Needed to hire more lawyers first.
+<li><code>&nbsp;4.</code> Military insisted at the last minute on 8080 
compatibility
+           mode.</li>
 
---
+<li><code>&nbsp;3.</code> New &ldquo;Break on stupid code&rdquo; exception not 
popular with
+           programmers.</li>
 
-Selected by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your joke (jokes ONLY) to funny@clarinet.com.
-Attribute the joke's source if at all possible.  A Daemon will auto-reply.
+<li><code>&nbsp;2.</code> All those millions of dollars in processor R&amp;D 
were
+           cutting into the CEO's Christmas bonus.</li>
 
-Please don't send me requests of the form, "could you please send me the
-joke about XXX?"  Yes, I have it, but if I were willing to let myself be
-a joke server I would spend all day doing it.  I reject all such requests.
+<li><code>&nbsp;1.</code> Needed to hire more lawyers first.</li>
+</ul>
 
-</pre>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay">Original
+email</a></p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>Source:&nbsp; <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q3/delayp5.html";>
+rec.humor.funny</a> (1992)</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
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@@ -89,13 +81,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -103,10 +95,10 @@
 
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 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:09 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
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-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

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--- pasta.code.html     12 Aug 2014 05:04:10 -0000      1.11
+++ pasta.code.html     14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.12
@@ -1,78 +1,98 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Spaghetti Code - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
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 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Spaghetti Code</h2>
 
-<pre>
-        Letter to the Editor
-        CROSSTALK, Journal of Defense Software Engineering
-
-  The mention of "a feast of spaghetti code" ("Computer Collectives", 
CrossTalk,
-April/May 1992) prompted this response:
-
-  Nearly every software professional has heard the term spaghetti code as a
-pejorative description for complicated, difficult to understand, and impossible
-to maintain, software.  However, many people may not know the other two 
-elements of the complete Pasta Theory of Software.
-
-  Lasagna code is used to describe software that has a simple, understandable,
-and layered structure.  Lasagna code, although structured, is unfortunately
-monolithic and not easy to modify.  An attempt to change one layer conceptually
-simple, is often very difficult in actual practice.
-
-  The ideal software structure is one having components that are small and
-loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code.  In ravioli 
-code, each of the components, or objects, is a package containing some meat
-or other nourishment for the system; any component can be modified or replaced
-without significantly affecting other components.
-
-  We need to go beyond the condemnation of spaghetti code to the active
-encouragement of ravioli code.
-
-                                                Raymond J. Rubey
-                                                SoftTech, Inc.
-                                                3100 Presidential Drive
-                                                Fairborn, OH  45324
-                                                Voice:  513-429-8291
-</pre>
-
 <p>
-This one is contributed by Luca Nanetti
+   <i>Letter to the Editor<br />
+   CROSSTALK, Journal of Defense Software Engineering</i>
 </p>
-<pre>
-Pure Java code: ZUPPA DI FAGIOLI CODE (italian for "beans soup");
 
-Internet apps with HTML, XML, etc, plus Java things: PASTA E FAGIOLI CODE 
-(italian for "beans soup with pasta chunks");
+<p>The mention of &ldquo;a feast of spaghetti code&rdquo; (&ldquo;Computer
+Collectives,&rdquo; <cite>CrossTalk</cite>, April/May 1992) prompted this
+response:</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+  <p>Nearly every software professional has heard the term spaghetti code as a
+  pejorative description for complicated, difficult to understand, and 
impossible
+  to maintain, software.  However, many people may not know the other two 
+  elements of the complete Pasta Theory of Software.</p>
+
+  <p>Lasagna code is used to describe software that has a simple, 
understandable,
+  and layered structure.  Lasagna code, although structured, is unfortunately
+  monolithic and not easy to modify.  An attempt to change one layer 
conceptually
+  simple, is often very difficult in actual practice.</p>
+
+  <p>The ideal software structure is one having components that are small and
+  loosely coupled; this ideal structure is called ravioli code.  In ravioli 
+  code, each of the components, or objects, is a package containing some meat
+  or other nourishment for the system; any component can be modified or 
replaced
+  without significantly affecting other components.</p>
+
+  <p>We need to go beyond the condemnation of spaghetti code to the active
+  encouragement of ravioli code.</p>
+
+  <address>
+  Raymond J. Rubey<br />
+  SoftTech, Inc.
+  </address>
+</blockquote>
 
-Bad OOP programming:few huge and absurdely complicated objects: CANEDERLI CODE 
-(two big boiled balls of bread, eggs, milk and meat; very good!)
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
 
-Bad OOP programming: a confusing lot of very, very little objects all 
-interacting together: RISOTTO CODE (rice) Monolitical, non-object-oriented, 
-non-procedural, non-structured code, but so wonderful, so good, 
-so brilliant that glows like a big bright yellow sun: POLENTA CODE.
-</pre>
+<div class="column-limit"></div>
 
 <p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<i>This one is contributed by Luca Nanetti:</i>
+</p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<ul>
+<li>Pure Java code:
+<i>zuppa di fagioli</i> code (italian for &ldquo;beans soup&rdquo;);</li>
+
+<li>Internet apps with HTML, XML, etc, plus Java things:
+<i>pasta e fagioli</i> code (italian for &ldquo;beans soup with pasta
+chunks&rdquo;);</li>
+
+<li>Bad OOP programming&mdash;few huge and absurdely complicated objects:
+<i>canederli</i> code (two big boiled balls of bread, eggs, milk and meat;
+very good!)</li>
+
+<li>Bad OOP programming&mdash;a confusing lot of very, very little objects all
+interacting together:
+<i>risotto</i> code (rice);</li>
+
+<li>Monolitical, non-object-oriented, non-procedural, non-structured code,
+but so wonderful, so good, so brilliant that it glows like a big bright
+yellow sun:
+<i>polenta</i> code.</li>
+</ul>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>This joke was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -90,13 +110,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -104,10 +124,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:10 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
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-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

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===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html,v
retrieving revision 1.11
retrieving revision 1.12
diff -u -b -r1.11 -r1.12
--- software.terms.html 12 Aug 2014 05:04:11 -0000      1.11
+++ software.terms.html 14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.12
@@ -1,145 +1,195 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Software Terms - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
+<style type="text/css" media="print,screen"><!--
+dl.terms dd { margin-top: 0; }
+dl.terms dt { margin: 0; }
+--></style>
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-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Software Terms</h2>
 
-<pre>
-Define your terms for software releases:
-
-Advanced User:  A person who has managed to remove a computer from its
-               packing materials.
+<p class="comment">
+From: Mike Rowan<br />
+Subject: Software Terms<br />
+Date: Thu, 6 Sep 90 07:48:13 EDT</p>
 
-Power User:  A person who has mastered the brightness and contrast controls
-               on any computer monitor.
+<p>Define your terms for software releases:</p>
 
-American Made:  Assembled in America from parts made abroad.
+<dl class="terms">
+<dt>Advanced User</dt>
+<dd>A person who has managed to remove a computer from its
+    packing materials.</dd>
 
-Alpha Test Version:  Too buggy to be released to the paying public.
+<dt>Power User</dt>
+<dd>A person who has mastered the brightness and contrast controls
+    on any computer monitor.</dd>
 
-Beta Test Version:  Still too buggy to be released.
+<dt>American Made</dt>
+<dd>Assembled in America from parts made abroad.</dd>
 
-Release Version:  Alternate pronunciation of "Beta Test Version".
+<dt>Alpha Test Version</dt>
+<dd>Too buggy to be released to the paying public.</dd>
 
-Sales Manager:  Last week's new sales associate.
+<dt>Beta Test Version</dt>
+<dd>Still too buggy to be released.</dd>
 
-Consultant:  A former sales associate who has mastered at least one tenth
-               of the dBase III Plus Manual.
+<dt>Release Version</dt>
+<dd>Alternate pronunciation of &ldquo;Beta Test Version.&rdquo;</dd>
 
-Systems Integrator:  A former consultant who understands the term AUTOEXEC.BAT.
+<dt>Sales Manager</dt>
+<dd>Last week's new sales associate.</dd>
 
-AUTOEXEC.BAT: A sturdy aluminum or wooden shaft used to coax AT hard disks into
-               performing properly.
+<dt>Consultant</dt>
+<dd>A former sales associate who has mastered at least one tenth
+    of the dBase III Plus Manual.</dd>
 
-Backup:  The duplicate copy of crucial data that no one bothered to make;
-               used only in the abstract.
+<dt>Systems Integrator</dt>
+<dd>A former consultant who understands the term AUTOEXEC.BAT.</dd>
 
-Clone:  One of the many advanced-technology computers IBM is beginning to
-               wish it had built.
+<dt>AUTOEXEC.BAT</dt>
+<dd>A sturdy aluminum or wooden shaft used to coax AT hard disks into
+    performing properly.</dd>
 
-Convertible:  Transformable from a second-rate computer to a first-rate
-               doorstop or paperweight.  (Replaces the term "junior".)
+<dt>Backup</dt>
+<dd>The duplicate copy of crucial data that no one bothered to make;
+    used only in the abstract.</dd>
 
-Copy Protection:  A clever method of preventing incompetent pirates from
-               stealing software and legitimate customers from using it.
+<dt>Clone</dt>
+<dd>One of the many advanced-technology computers IBM is beginning to
+    wish it had built.</dd>
 
-Database Manager:  A program that allows users to manipulate data in every
-               conceivable way except the absolutely essential way they
-               conceive of the day after entering 20 megabytes of raw data.
+<dt>Convertible</dt>
+<dd>Transformable from a second-rate computer to a first-rate
+    doorstop or paperweight.  (Replaces the term &ldquo;junior.&rdquo;)</dd>
 
-EMS:  Emergency Medical Service;  often summoned in cases of apoplexy induced
-       by attempts to understand extended, expanded, or enhanced memory specs.
+<dt>Copy Protection</dt>
+<dd>A clever method of preventing incompetent pirates from
+    stealing software and legitimate customers from using it.</dd>
 
-Encryption:  A powerful algorithmic encoding technique employed in the creation
-               of computer manuals.
-
-FCC-Certified:  Guaranteed not to interfere with radio or television reception
-               until you add the cable that is required to make it work.
+<dt>Database Manager</dt>
+<dd>A program that allows users to manipulate data in every
+    conceivable way except the absolutely essential way they
+    conceive of the day after entering 20 megabytes of raw data.</dd>
 
-Hard Disk:  A device that allows users to delete vast quantities of data with
-               simple mnemonic commands.
+<dt>EMS</dt>
+<dd>Emergency Medical Service;  often summoned in cases of apoplexy induced
+    by attempts to understand extended, expanded, or enhanced memory 
specs.</dd>
+
+<dt>Encryption</dt>
+<dd>A powerful algorithmic encoding technique employed in the creation
+    of computer manuals.</dd>
+
+<dt>FCC-Certified</dt>
+<dd>Guaranteed not to interfere with radio or television reception
+    until you add the cable that is required to make it work.</dd>
+
+<dt>Hard Disk</dt>
+<dd>A device that allows users to delete vast quantities of data with
+    simple mnemonic commands.</dd>
 
-Integrated Software:  A single product that deftly performs hundreds of
+<dt>Integrated Software</dt>
+<dd>A single product that deftly performs hundreds of
                functions that the user never needs and awkwardly
-               performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
+    performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.</dd>
 
-Laptop:  Smaller and lighter than the average breadbox.
+<dt>Laptop</dt>
+<dd>Smaller and lighter than the average breadbox.</dd>
 
-Multitasking:  A clever method of simultaneously slowing down the multitude
-               of computer programs that insist on running too fast.
+<dt>Multitasking</dt>
+<dd>A clever method of simultaneously slowing down the multitude
+    of computer programs that insist on running too fast.</dd>
 
-Network:  An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to
+<dt>Network</dt>
+<dd>An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to
                corrupt, trash, and otherwise cause permanent damage to useful
-               information.
+    information.</dd>
 
-Portable:  Smaller and lighter than the average refrigerator.
+<dt>Portable</dt>
+<dd>Smaller and lighter than the average refrigerator.</dd>
 
-Support:  The mailing of advertising literature to customers who have returned
-               a registration card.
+<dt>Support</dt>
+<dd>The mailing of advertising literature to customers who have returned
+    a registration card.</dd>
 
-Transportability:  Neither chained to a wall or attached to an alarm system.
+<dt>Transportability</dt>
+<dd>Neither chained to a wall or attached to an alarm system.</dd>
 
-Printer:  An electromechnical paper shredding device.
+<dt>Printer</dt>
+<dd>An electromechnical paper shredding device.</dd>
 
-Spreadsheet:  A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide
+<dt>Spreadsheet</dt>
+<dd>A program that gives the user quick and easy access to a wide
                variety of highly detailed reports based on highly inaccurate
-               assumptions.
+    assumptions.</dd>
 
-Thought Processor:  An electronic version of the intended outline procedure
+<dt>Thought Processor</dt>
+<dd>An electronic version of the intended outline procedure
                that thinking people instantly abandon upon graduation
-               from high school.
+    from high school.</dd>
 
-Upgraded:  Didn't work the first time.
+<dt>Upgraded</dt>
+<dd>Didn't work the first time.</dd>
 
-User Friendly:  Supplied with a full color manual.
+<dt>User Friendly</dt>
+<dd>Supplied with a full color manual.</dd>
 
-Very User Friendly:  Supplied with a disk and audiotape so the user need
-               not bother with the full color manual.
+<dt>Very User Friendly</dt>
+<dd>Supplied with a disk and audiotape so the user need
+    not bother with the full color manual.</dd>
 
-Version 1.0:  Buggier than Maine in June;  eats data.
+<dt>Version 1.0</dt>
+<dd>Buggier than Maine in June;  eats data.</dd>
 
-Version 1.1:  Eats data only occasionally; upgrade is free, to avoid litigation
-               by disgruntled users of Version 1.0.
+<dt>Version 1.1</dt>
+<dd>Eats data only occasionally; upgrade is free, to avoid litigation
+    by disgruntled users of Version 1.0.</dd>
 
-Version 2.0:  The version originally planned as the first release, except for
+<dt>Version 2.0</dt>
+<dd>The version originally planned as the first release, except for
                a couple of data-eating bugs that just won't seem to go away;
-               no free upgrades or the company would go bankrupt.
+    no free upgrades or the company would go bankrupt.</dd>
 
-Version 3.0:  The revision in the works when the company goes bankrupt.
+<dt>Version 3.0</dt>
+<dd>The revision in the works when the company goes bankrupt.</dd>
 
-Videotex:  A moribund electronic service offering people the privelege of
+<dt>Videotex</dt>
+<dd>A moribund electronic service offering people the privelege of
                paying to read the weather on their television screens instead
                of having Willard Scott read it to them free while they
-               brush their teeth.
-
-Warranty:  Disclaimer.
+    brush their teeth.</dd>
 
-Workstation:  A computer or terminal slavishly linked to a mainframe that does
-               not offer game programs.
+<dt>Warranty</dt>
+<dd>Disclaimer.</dd>
 
-(The previous list of terms was furnished by copied from the
-Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 issue.  The
-original data was provided by the WIC Connection.)
-</pre>
-
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<dt>Workstation</dt>
+<dd>A computer or terminal slavishly linked to a mainframe that does
+    not offer game programs.</dd>
+</dl>
+
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.txt">
+Original email</a></p>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>Source:&nbsp; <cite>Government Computer News</cite>, November 21, 1988</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -157,13 +207,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -171,10 +221,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:11 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: ubuntu.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- ubuntu.html 12 Aug 2014 05:04:12 -0000      1.9
+++ ubuntu.html 14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.10
@@ -1,13 +1,23 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Ubuntu Humor - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Ubuntu Humor</h2>
 
+<address class="byline">From David Delony</address>
+
 <p>
 Did you hear about the fork in the Christian Ubuntu? Apparently, one
 of the developers sent in 95 patches, but they were rejected. Now
@@ -15,16 +25,16 @@
 the Protestant version has no icons.
 </p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was submitted by David Delony (thanks,
-David).</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright for this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The joke on this page was submitted to the GNU Project by David Delony
+in 2007.</p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
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 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
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@@ -42,13 +52,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -56,10 +66,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:12 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

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--- unix.errors.html    12 Aug 2014 05:04:12 -0000      1.12
+++ unix.errors.html    14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.13
@@ -1,17 +1,24 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Unix Error Messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Software">Software</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Unix Error Messages</h2>
 
-<pre>
-From: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)
+<p class="infobox">From: Tom Thomassen</p>
  
-=================================cut here=================================== 
+<pre class="emph-box">
 (% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
  
 % "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
@@ -69,20 +76,22 @@
 cat: cannot open can of food
 </pre>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
+
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a
+href="https://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project.
+A similar collection of error messages (gathered in 1988) can be found at <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/old90/18951.html";>
+rec.humor.funny</a></p>
+</div>
 </div>
 
 </div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
 <div class="unprintable">
 
 <p>Please send general FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to
@@ -100,13 +109,13 @@
         to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
         &lt;web-translators@gnu.org&gt;</a>.</p>
 
-        <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+        <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
         our web pages, see <a
         href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
         README</a>. -->
 Please see the <a
 href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
 of this article.</p>
 </div>
 
@@ -114,10 +123,10 @@
 
 <p class="unprintable">Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:12 $
+$Date: 2021/07/14 16:05:30 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
-</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
 </body>
 </html>

Index: unreliable.net.html
===================================================================
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+++ unreliable.net.html 14 Jul 2021 16:05:30 -0000      1.13
@@ -1,43 +1,52 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Top Ten Unreliable networks - GNU Project - Free Software 
Foundation</title>
-
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 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
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-<pre>
-Top 10 less reliable networks than NSFnet's T3:
-
-10.  Cans tied together with string during a San Fran 8.5 earthquake.
-9-1 co,ming
-9.  The Arthritic's Morse Code net.
-8.  AT&amp;&amp;T's net during a transparent software upgrade.
-7.  Bouncing signals off satellite, orbiting asteroid near Alpha Centauri.
-6.  "Great Valleys Of The World"'s semaphore net.
-5.  Chain-packet net (every time you get a packet, send off two more).
-4.  Using carrier mackerel across the Sahara.
-3.  Single Side Band transmitted from ground zero of a thermonuclear explosion.
-2.  100 monkeys sending at random (by chance, they'll eventually send the 
information you want sent).
-1.  L.A.'s smog signal net.
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+Top 10 less reliable networks than NSFnet's T3:
+</p>
+<ul class="blurbs" style="text-indent:-2.5em; margin: 2em">
+<li><code>10.</code> Cans tied together with string during a San Fran 8.5 
earthquake.</li>
+<li><code>9-1</code> co,ming</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;9.</code> The Arthritic's Morse Code net.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;8.</code> AT&amp;T's net during a transparent software 
upgrade.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;7.</code> Bouncing signals off satellite, orbiting asteroid 
near Alpha Centauri.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;6.</code> &ldquo;Great Valleys Of The World&rdquo;'s semaphore 
net.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;5.</code> Chain-packet net (every time you get a packet, send 
off two more).</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;4.</code> Using carrier mackerel across the Sahara.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;3.</code> Single Side Band transmitted from ground zero of a 
thermonuclear explosion.</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;2.</code> 100 monkeys sending at random (by chance, they'll 
eventually send the information you want sent).</li>
+<li><code>&nbsp;1.</code> L.A.'s smog signal net.</li>
+</ul>
+
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+<h2>The VAXorcist</h2>
+
+<address class="byline">by Christopher Russel<br />
+<small>Operations Manager, Dept of Mechanical Engineering,
+University of Maryland</small></address>
+<p>Remember how much fun you had upgrading your systems to VMS V5.0?
+Well, you had it easy&hellip;</p>
 
-<h2>THE VAXORCIST</h2>
-
-<pre>
-Remember how much fun you had upgrading your systems to VMS V5.0?
-Well, you had it easy......
-
-                       THE VAXORCIST
-                       -------------
-
-             A rough draft of a video presentation
-                     by Christopher Russell
-       Operations Manager, Dept of Mechanical Engineering
-                     University of Maryland
+<hr class="thin" />
    
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+<h3 class="c">THE VAXORCIST<br />
+<small style="font-weight: normal">A rough draft of a video 
presentation</small></h3>
 
-(SCENE: Inside of a VAX computer room.  CREDITS ROLL as the SYSMGR is
+<p><i>(SCENE: Inside of a VAX computer room.  CREDITS ROLL as the SYSMGR is
 sitting in front of the console terminal, typing.  He pauses, picks up a
 small magnetic tape, walks over to a tape drive, mounts it, and returns to
-the console where he continues typing.)
-
-(There is a knock at the door.  SYSMGR walks to the door and opens it,
-revealing USER.) 
-
+the console where he continues typing.)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(There is a knock at the door.  SYSMGR walks to the door and opens it,
+revealing USER.)</i>
+</p><p>
 USER:  Any idea when the system will be up?
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  Well, I just installed version 5.0 of VMS, so I'm going to run
 some diagnostics on it overnight to make sure it works alright.  Assuming 
 everything goes alright, the system should be up first thing tomorrow 
 morning.
-
-USER:  Great.  Thanks.  (Exits)
-
-(SYSMGR closes the door and returns to the console.)
-
+</p><p>
+USER:  Great.  Thanks.  <i>(Exits)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(SYSMGR closes the door and returns to the console.)</i>
+</p><p>
 ROD SERLING-LIKE VOICE:  This is John Smith, University of Maryland System 
 Manager.  In an effort to make his system the best it can be, he has just
 installed VMS Version 5.0 onto his VAX.  But little does he know that the
-Version 5 documentation kit from Digital includes a one-way ticket to ...
+Version 5 documentation kit from Digital includes a one-way ticket to&hellip;
 the VMS TWILIGHT ZONE!
-
-(ominous music - fade out)
-
-(Fade in.  The SYSMGR scans the console for a moment, then turns, picks up
+</p><p>
+<i>(ominous music - fade out)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(Fade in.  The SYSMGR scans the console for a moment, then turns, picks up
 his coat and walks to the door.  He stops at the door for a moment, looking
 back at the big machine.  Finally, he turns out the light and exits,
-closing the door behind him.) 
-
-(Cut to the Console Terminal.  We read the following as it is printed on 
-the console terminal:)
-
+closing the door behind him.)</i> 
+</p><p>
+<i>(Cut to the Console Terminal.  We read the following as it is printed on 
+the console terminal:)</i>
+</p>
+<div class="emph-box"><p>
 VMS V5.0 DIAGNOSTICS --
-
-DIAGNOSTICS - PHASE 1 STARTING...
-
+</p><p>
+DIAGNOSTICS - PHASE 1 STARTING&hellip;
+</p><p>
 DIAGNOSTICS - PHASE 1 FINISHED SUCCESSFULLY.
-
-DIAGNOSTICS - PHASE 2 STARTING...
-
-TESTING MICROCODE ... SUCCESSFUL
-
-TESTING DECNET ...  SUCCESSFUL
-
-TESTING LICENSE MANAGEMENT UTILITY ... SUCCESSFUL
-
-TESTING SYSTEM SERVICES ... SUCCESSFUL
-
-TESTING HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND COMPLETELY UNDOCUMENTED AI ROUTINE ...
-
-(Cut to view of the Tape in the Tape drive.  The tape spins for a moment, 
-and suddenly stops.)
-
-(Cut to view of the Machine Room.  A fog has begun drifting across the 
+</p><p>
+DIAGNOSTICS - PHASE 2 STARTING&hellip;
+</p><p>
+TESTING MICROCODE &hellip; SUCCESSFUL
+</p><p>
+TESTING DECNET &hellip;  SUCCESSFUL
+</p><p>
+TESTING LICENSE MANAGEMENT UTILITY &hellip; SUCCESSFUL
+</p><p>
+TESTING SYSTEM SERVICES &hellip; SUCCESSFUL
+</p><p>
+TESTING HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL AND COMPLETELY UNDOCUMENTED AI ROUTINE &hellip;
+</p>
+</div>
+<p>
+<i>(Cut to view of the Tape in the Tape drive.  The tape spins for a moment, 
+and suddenly stops.)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(Cut to view of the Machine Room.  A fog has begun drifting across the 
 floor, and the hardware is slowly being backlit by a pulsing red light.
 A peal of weird laughter cuts through the silence.  A variety of bizarre 
 things occur:  A VT100 monitor sitting on a table slowly rotates 360
 degrees; the tape drive opens and tape begins spewing out of it; slime
 begins pouring out of a disk drive; the line printer begins form-feeding
 like mad.  These continue for several minutes, or for as long as we can
-keep them up.  FADE OUT) 
-
-(SCENE: Hallway outside of the computer room.  SYSMGR walks up to the door 
-and is met by USER.)
-
+keep them up.  FADE OUT)</i> 
+</p><p>
+<i>(SCENE: Hallway outside of the computer room.  SYSMGR walks up to the door 
+and is met by USER.)</i>
+</p><p>
 USER:  System going to be up soon?
-
-SYSMGR:  (as he speaks, he tries to open the Machine room door, but the 
-door is apparently stuck.) The diagnostics should be done by now, so we
-should be up in about 15 minutes... (he succeeds in opening the door, but
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(as he speaks, he tries to open the Machine room door, but the 
+door is apparently stuck.)</i> The diagnostics should be done by now, so we
+should be up in about 15 minutes&hellip; <i>(he succeeds in opening the door, 
but
 is confronted by floor to ceiling magnetic tape.  Tangled at about eye
 level is an empty tape reel. SYSMGR takes the reel and looks at it.  CLOSE
 UP of the reel so we can read the label, which reads: VAX/VMS V5.0
-DIAGNOSTIC KIT.) (to USER) ...give or take a few days.... 
-
-(SCENE:  View of TSR (Telephone Support Rep) from behind as she is sitting 
+DIAGNOSTIC KIT.)</i> <i>(to USER)</i> &hellip;give or take a few days&hellip; 
+</p><p>
+<i>(SCENE:  View of TSR (Telephone Support Rep) from behind as she is sitting 
 in a cubicle, a terminal in front of her.  Beside her on the wall is a 
 poster which reads "Digital Has It Now - But You Can't Have It".  We can
 see the terminal, but we should not be able to read what is on it.  She is
-wearing a headset.) 
-
+wearing a headset.)</i> 
+</p><p>
 TSR:  Colorado Customer Support.  What is your access number, please?
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR VOICE: 31576
-
+</p><p>
 TSR:  And your name?
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR VOICE:  John Smith.
-
-(Cut to SYSMGR standing beside his console.  He his holding a phone to his 
+</p><p>
+<i>(Cut to SYSMGR standing beside his console.  He his holding a phone to his 
 head with his right hand, and holding a printout in his left which he is 
-perusing while he talks on the phone.)
-
+perusing while he talks on the phone.)</i>
+</p><p>
 TSR VOICE:  And what operating system are you using?
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  VMS version 5.
-
+</p><p>
 TSR VOICE:  And is this a problem with the operating system or a layered 
 product?
-
-(As the SYSMGR looks up from the printout, his eyes suddenly widen and 
+</p><p>
+<i>(As the SYSMGR looks up from the printout, his eyes suddenly widen and 
 he drops the printout and ducks.  At that second, a disk platter flies 
 through the air where his head just was.  Slowly, SYSMGR stands up and 
 looks to where the disk went.  PAN BACK to reveal a stack of boxes with a 
-disk embedded in one of them at neck height.)
-
-SYSMGR:  (into the phone) Operating System.  Definitely the Operating System.
-
-(Cut back to TSR sitting at her desk.)
-
+disk embedded in one of them at neck height.)</i>
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(into the phone)</i> Operating System.  Definitely the Operating 
System.
+</p><p>
+<i>(Cut back to TSR sitting at her desk.)</i>
+</p><p>
 TSR:  Can you describe the problem, please?
-
-(SYSMGR voice can now only be heard as mumbling)
-
-TSR:  Yes... Tape drive spewing tape into the air... yes...  Line printers 
-printing backwards... yes... miscellaneous hardware flying through the
-air... uh huh...  disk drives melting... yeah... strange voices coming from
-the CPU board... I see... yes.  Is that all?  (pause as she finishes typing
-at the terminal)  Well, I'm afraid that that team is busy at the moment,
+</p><p>
+<i>(SYSMGR voice can now only be heard as mumbling)</i>
+</p><p>
+TSR:  Yes&hellip; Tape drive spewing tape into the air&hellip; yes&hellip;  
Line printers 
+printing backwards&hellip; yes&hellip; miscellaneous hardware flying through 
the
+air&hellip; uh huh&hellip;  disk drives melting&hellip; yeah&hellip; strange 
voices coming from
+the CPU board&hellip; I see&hellip; yes.  Is that all?  <i>(pause as she 
finishes typing
+at the terminal)</i>  Well, I'm afraid that that team is busy at the moment,
 can I have them get back to you? 
-
-(CUT TO SCENE: MANAGER sitting behind a large desk in a plush office.  
-DEVELOPER is pacing in front of him, hands behind his back.)
-
-(SUBTITLE: Meanwhile at Maynard...)
-
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT TO SCENE: MANAGER sitting behind a large desk in a plush office.  
+DEVELOPER is pacing in front of him, hands behind his back.)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(SUBTITLE: Meanwhile at Maynard&hellip;)</i>
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  So tell me!  What the hell happened?!
-
-DEVELOPER:  (turning to face MANAGER)  It's a glitch, a fluke.  A one in a 
+</p><p>
+DEVELOPER:  <i>(turning to face MANAGER)</i>  It's a glitch, a fluke.  A one 
in a 
 billion chance.  And it's not Development's fault.  Not really.  
-
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  Then who's fault is it?
-
+</p><p>
 DEVELOPER:  We traced it back to the Software Distribution Center.  It 
 seems that there was a mixup and some of the code for the experimental AI 
-routine was copied onto the distribution from the wrong optical disk.  (He 
-removes a CD from his jacket)  This one, to be precise.
-
+routine was copied onto the distribution from the wrong optical disk.  <i>(He 
+removes a CD from his jacket)</i>  This one, to be precise.
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  And what's that?
-
-DEVELOPER:  (reading the label)  "Ozzy Osbourne's Greatest Hits".  
+</p><p>
+DEVELOPER:  <i>(reading the label)</i>  &ldquo;Ozzy Osbourne's Greatest 
Hits.&rdquo;  
 Normally, it wouldn't have made any difference, as the AI routine isn't 
 used yet.  But when they began running diagnostics, it hit the routine and 
 the computer just sort of became a thing possessed.
-
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  Wonderful.  Were any other distributions affected?
-
+</p><p>
 DEVELOPER:  No, just the University of Maryland's.
-
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  Well, that's a relief.  We've got to get them taken care of
 before anyone finds out.  Can you imagine what Digital Review would do 
 if they heard about this?
-
+</p><p>
 DEVELOPER:  We could always blame it on the Chaos Computer Group.
-
+</p><p>
 MANAGER:  No, we've already used that one.  This calls for drastic action. 
-(MANAGER picks up the phone and begins flipping through the rolodex)
-
+<i>(MANAGER picks up the phone and begins flipping through the rolodex)</i>
+</p><p>
 DEVELOPER:  Who are you going to send?
-
-(CUT to the Rolodex so that we can read the cards.  The first card reads:
-
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to the Rolodex so that we can read the cards.  The first card 
reads:</i></p>
+<blockquote><p class="emph-box">
        SYSTEM PROBLEMS - Ron Jankowski, x474
-
-he flips to the next card:
-
+</p></blockquote>
+<p>
+<i>He flips to the next card:</i></p>
+<blockquote><p class="emph-box">
        BAD SYSTEM PROBLEMS - Bob Candless, x937
-
-he flips to the next card:
-
+</p></blockquote>
+<p>
+<i>He flips to the next card:</i></p>
+<blockquote><p class="emph-box">
        REALLY BAD SYSTEM PROBLEMS - Michelle French, x365
-
-he flips to the next card
-
+</p></blockquote>
+<p>
+<i>He flips to the next card</i></p>
+<blockquote><p class="emph-box">
        OUTRAGEOUSLY BAD SYSTEM PROBLEMS - Mike West, x887
-
-he flips to the next card and taps the card with forefinger:
-
+</p></blockquote>
+<p>
+<i>He flips to the next card and taps the card with forefinger:</i></p>
+<blockquote><p class="emph-box">
        SYSTEM FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION - The VAXorcist, x666
-
-
-(CUT to Machine Room.  SYSMGR is standing by the console holding 
+</p></blockquote>
+<p>
+<i>(CUT to Machine Room.  SYSMGR is standing by the console holding 
 an RA60 disk cover and using it as a shield to defend himself from various 
 pieces of hardware which are flying at him from off-camera.  There is 
 a knock at the door.  Slowly, SYSMGR makes his way to the door and opens 
 it.  Standing there, backlit amidst outrageous amounts of fog is the 
-VAXORCIST, wearing a trench coat and fedora, and carrying a briefcase.)
-
-VAXORCIST:  (in a hushed voice)  DEC sent me.  I hear you're having some 
+VAXORCIST, wearing a trench coat and fedora, and carrying a briefcase.)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(in a hushed voice)</i>  DEC sent me.  I hear you're having 
some 
 problems.
-
-(CUT to SYSMGR OFFICE, a small but pleasant office with posters on the 
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to SYSMGR OFFICE, a small but pleasant office with posters on the 
 walls and clutter on the desk.  As the VAXORCIST enters, he removes his 
 coat and hat, revealing a very techie outfit beneath.  He is wearing a DEC 
-badge.)
-
-SYSMGR:  (Frantic)  Problems?  Problems?!?  You could say I'm having some 
+badge.)</i>
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(Frantic)</i>  Problems?  Problems?!?  You could say I'm having 
some 
 problems.  4.6 was fine.  4.7 was fine.  I install 5.0 and all Hell breaks 
 loose.  The damn thing ate two of my operators this morning!
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Calm down, everything will be alright.  I've dealt with
 situations like this before. 
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  You have?
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Four years ago at an installation in Oregon, a programmer
 renamed his Star Trek program to VMB.EXE and copied it into the system
 directory.  When the system was rebooted the next day it phasored the
@@ -237,209 +249,204 @@
 was a similar problem in Texas three years ago, and then, of course, there
 was the IRS fiasco that we're not allowed to talk about.  But don't worry. 
 These things can be fixed.  Before I can help you, though, I have to ask
-you a few questions. (The VAXorcist opens his briefcase and removes a
-clipboard) Now, according to the report, the strange occurences began after
+you a few questions. <i>(The VAXorcist opens his briefcase and removes a
+clipboard)</i> Now, according to the report, the strange occurrences began 
after
 you installed VMS Version 5, is that correct? 
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  Yes, that's correct.
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Now, did you carefully read the Installation Guide for VMS
 Version 5? 
-
-SYSMGR:  (confused) Installation Guide?
-
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(confused)</i> Installation Guide?
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Yes, it should have come with the Release Notes.
-
-SYSMGR:  (still confused) Release Notes? (SYSMGR begins rooting about on 
-his disk, shifting papers around as if he might find them underneath)
-
-VAXORCIST:  (annoyed) Yes, Release Notes.  They should have come with your 
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(still confused)</i> Release Notes? <i>(SYSMGR begins rooting 
about on 
+his disk, shifting papers around as if he might find them underneath)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(annoyed)</i> Yes, Release Notes.  They should have come with 
your 
 documentation upgrade. 
-
-SYSMGR:  (completely confused - looks up from his rooting through the 
-papers on his desk) Documentation upgrade?
-
-VAXORCIST:  (angry) YES!  The Documentation upgrade for your VMS
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(completely confused - looks up from his rooting through the 
+papers on his desk)</i> Documentation upgrade?
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(angry)</i> YES!  The Documentation upgrade for your VMS
 Documentation Set! 
-
-SYSMGR:  Documentation S...?  Oh, you mean the grey binders?  They're over
-there. (he points to the wall behind the VAXORCIST.  The VAXORCIST turns
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  Documentation S&hellip;?  Oh, you mean the grey binders?  They're over
+there. <i>(He points to the wall behind the VAXORCIST.  The VAXORCIST turns
 and we see a closed glass-front bookcase packed with grey binders.  A small
 red sign on the front of the bookcase reads: "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, BREAK
-GLASS"). 
-
+GLASS")</i>
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Right.  This is going to be tougher than I thought.  Let's go 
 take a look at your system and see just how bad everything is.
-
-(CUT to the Machine Room.  The room is neat and tidy and there is no sign 
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to the Machine Room.  The room is neat and tidy and there is no sign 
 that anything is wrong.  The VAXORCIST enters the room with the SYSMGR
-behind him.)
-
+behind him.)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Everything looks okay to me.
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  Maybe it's hibernating.
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Unlikely.  It's probably trying to lure us into a false sense 
 of security.
-
-SYSMGR:  Sounds like VMS alright.  (VAXORCIST gives him a dirty look)
-
-VAXORCIST:  I'm going to have to test it's power.  This could get ugly, you 
-may want to leave.  (The SYSMGR shakes his head no.  The VAXORCIST brings 
-himself up to full height in front of the VAX and points a finger at it)
-By the power of DEC, I expel thee from this system! (Clap of thunder)
-
-(CUT to door to the machine room.  The SYSMGR is pulling a cart on which 
-sits the VAXORCIST wrapped from head to toe in magnetic tape)
-
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  Sounds like VMS alright.  <i>(VAXORCIST gives him a dirty look)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  I'm going to have to test its power.  This could get ugly, you 
+may want to leave.  <i>(The SYSMGR shakes his head no.  The VAXORCIST brings 
+himself up to full height in front of the VAX and points a finger at it)</i>
+By the power of DEC, I expel thee from this system! <i>(Clap of thunder)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to door to the machine room.  The SYSMGR is pulling a cart on which 
+sits the VAXORCIST wrapped from head to toe in magnetic tape)</i>
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  Any other bright ideas?
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Just shut up and get this damn stuff off of me.
-
-(CUT to SYSMGRs office)
-
-VAXORCIST:  (Writing on the clipboard)  Things look pretty bad.  I think 
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to SYSMGRs office)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(Writing on the clipboard)</i>  Things look pretty bad.  I 
think 
 we're going to need a full-scale VAXorcism here. 
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  Is there anything I can do to help?
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  As a matter of fact, there is.  We've got to incapacitate the
 VAX to keep it from causing any more damage until I'm ready to deal with
 it.  Now, I've got some software here that will do that, but it's got to be 
-installed.  (VAXORCIST hands SYSMGR a tape)  With that running, the CPU 
+installed.  <i>(VAXORCIST hands SYSMGR a tape)</i>  With that running, the CPU 
 will be so bogged down, the VAX won't be able to harm anybody.
-
-SYSMGR:  (Examining the tape) What is it?  A program to calculate pi to the
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(Examining the tape)</i> What is it?  A program to calculate pi to 
the
 last digit? 
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Better than that.  It starts up All-in-1 with a 10 user load.
-
-(CUT to Hall outside of Computer Room.  The VAXORCIST approaches the door.
-As the SYSMGR approaches the door, the VAXORCIST holds him back.
-
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to Hall outside of Computer Room.  The VAXORCIST approaches the door.
+As the SYSMGR approaches the door, the VAXORCIST holds him back.)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  I appreciate your help, but it won't be safe for you in there.
-
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  What?  You're going in there to face that thing alone?  You're 
 nuts!
-
-VAXORCIST:  Hey, it's my job.  (VAXORCIST turns to the door)
-
-SYSMGR:  Wait a minute.  (VAXORCIST stops and turns around)  You better
-take this with you.  (SYSMGR removes a very large and very nasty looking 
-gun from the inside of his jacket)
-
-VAXORCIST:  (Smiling)  No, I won't need that.  I've got something more 
-powerful.  (VAXORCIST holds up a small guide-sized orange binder, opens it, 
-and shows it to SYSMGR.  CUT to closeup of the book which reads:  "GUIDE TO 
-VAX/VMS SYSTEM EXORCISM")
-
-(CUT to view of Machine room door as seen by the VAX.  The VAXORCIST enters 
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  Hey, it's my job.  <i>(VAXORCIST turns to the door)</i>
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  Wait a minute.  <i>(VAXORCIST stops and turns around)</i>  You better
+take this with you.  <i>(SYSMGR removes a very large and very nasty looking 
+gun from the inside of his jacket)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(Smiling)</i>  No, I won't need that.  I've got something more 
+powerful.  <i>(VAXORCIST holds up a small guide-sized orange binder, opens it, 
+and shows it to SYSMGR.  CUT to closeup of the book which reads:  <cite>GUIDE 
TO 
+VAX/VMS SYSTEM EXORCISM</cite>)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to view of Machine room door as seen by the VAX.  The VAXORCIST enters 
 the room and stands in front of the VAX.  CUT to view of the Machine Room 
-showing the SYSMGR confronting the VAX)
-
+showing the SYSMGR confronting the VAX)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  By the power of DEC, I command thee, Evil Spirit, to show 
 thyself.
-
+</p><p>
 VAX:  Bugger off.
-
-VAXORCIST:  (Shaken)  What?
-
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(Shaken)</i>  What?
+</p><p>
 VAX:  I said Bugger off!  Now get out of here before I core-dump all over 
 you!
-
-VAXORCIST:  (Recovered)  Threaten me not, oh Evil one!  For I speak with 
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(Recovered)</i>  Threaten me not, oh Evil one!  For I speak 
with 
 the power of DEC, and I command thee to show thyself!
-
-(A rumble is heard and again the VAX becomes backlit by red lights and a 
+</p><p>
+<i>(A rumble is heard and again the VAX becomes backlit by red lights and a 
 fog begins to roll across the floor.  The VAX cabinet doors slowly creak 
 open to reveal two small red lights in the dark cabinet which appear to be 
-the creature's eyes)
-
+the creature's eyes.)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAX:  There.  Happy?  Now get out of here before I drop a tape drive on 
 your private parts.
-
-VAXORCIST:  (Opening the orange binder, he begins intoning SHUTDOWN.COM in 
-gregorian chant.  The VAX screams.)
-
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(Opening the orange binder, he begins intoning SHUTDOWN.COM in 
+gregorian chant.  The VAX screams.)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAX:  Stop that!  Stop that!  You, you DOS LOVER!  Your mother manages RSX
 systems in Hell! 
-
-(The VAXORCIST continues and the VAX screams again.)
-
-VAX:  Stop it!  (a large wad of computer tape is thrown at the VAXORCIST, 
-apparently from the VAX).  Eat oxide, bit-bucket breath!
-
-(The VAXORCIST continues and the VAX screams once more.)
-
+</p><p>
+<i>(The VAXORCIST continues and the VAX screams again.)</i>
+</p><p>
+VAX:  Stop it!  <i>(A large wad of computer tape is thrown at the VAXORCIST, 
+apparently from the VAX.)</i>  Eat oxide, bit-bucket breath!
+</p><p>
+<i>(The VAXORCIST continues and the VAX screams once more.)</i>
+</p><p>
 VAX:  Mount me!  Mount me!
-
-VAXORCIST:  (finishing the intonation) And now, by the power of DEC, I
-banish thee back to the null-space from which you came!  (The VAX screams
-and the scream fades to silence.) 
-
-(CUT to the doorway of the Machine room, which now stands open.  The 
-VAXORCIST is once again wearing his trench coat and fedora.)
-
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST:  <i>(finishing the intonation)</i> And now, by the power of DEC, I
+banish thee back to the null-space from which you came!  <i>(The VAX screams
+and the scream fades to silence.)</i> 
+</p><p>
+<i>(CUT to the doorway of the Machine room, which now stands open.  The 
+VAXORCIST is once again wearing his trench coat and fedora.)</i>
+</p><p>
 SYSMGR:  So it's over?
-
-VAXORCIST: (Putting his hat on) Yes, it's over.
-
-SYSMGR:  (Shaking the VAXORCISTs hand) Thank God.  Listen, thanks a lot.  I
+</p><p>
+VAXORCIST: <i>(Putting his hat on)</i> Yes, it's over.
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(Shaking the VAXORCISTs hand)</i> Thank God.  Listen, thanks a 
lot.  I
 don't know what we would have done without you. 
-
+</p><p>
 VAXORCIST:  Hey, it's the least we could do.  The Software Distribution 
 Center should be sending you a patch tape in a week or two to patch out 
-that AI routine and prevent this from happening again.  Sign here.  (he 
-hands SYSMGR the clipboard, SYSMGR signs at the bottom and hands it back)
-Have a good one.  (VAXORCIST leaves). 
-
-(SYSMGR enters the machine room.  Camera follows him in.)
-
-SYSMGR:  (Calling to someone off-camera)  Okay, you guys, let's get 
+that AI routine and prevent this from happening again.  Sign here.  <i>(He 
+hands SYSMGR the clipboard, SYSMGR signs at the bottom and hands it back)</i>
+Have a good one.  <i>(VAXORCIST leaves.)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(SYSMGR enters the machine room.  Camera follows him in.)</i>
+</p><p>
+SYSMGR:  <i>(Calling to someone off-camera)</i>  Okay, you guys, let's get 
 rolling.  Get those backup tapes out.  We've got a clean system again!
-(cheers are heard from off-camera.  The SYSMGR leaves the picture, leaving 
-only the VAX with it's cabinet doors still open in the picture.  Slow zoom 
+<i>(cheers are heard from off-camera.  The SYSMGR leaves the picture, leaving 
+only the VAX with its cabinet doors still open in the picture.  Slow zoom 
 in to the LSI unit.  Slowly, the LSI unit begins to emit a pulsing red 
-glow)
-
-(Fade to black.  CREDITS ROLL)
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
-Copyright (C) 1991 by Christopher Russell (crussell@eng.umd.edu).  Please 
+glow)</i>
+</p><p>
+<i>(Fade to black.  CREDITS ROLL)</i>
+</p>
+<hr class="thin" />
+<p id="Licensing">
+Copyright &copy; 1991 by Christopher Russell (crussell@eng.umd.edu).  Please 
 feel free to copy this and pass it around if it amuses you, as long as 
 this notice is left intact.  
-
+</p><p>
 Any similarity between characters appearing in this script and any persons, 
 creatures, or entities living, dead, or otherwise is purely coincidental.  
-
+</p><p>
 I am no longer an employee of the University of Maryland, so I'm not 
 particularly bothered if you think that they are responsible for any of 
 this.  Unless it's funny, then it's mine.  
-
+</p><p>
 Thanks to my friends and colleagues at the University of Maryland and
 elsewhere for their help and encouragement in the developement of the
 script and the video.
-
---
-Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL your jokes (jokes ONLY) to funny@looking.ON.CA
-
-Please!  No copyrighted stuff.  Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics,
-Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
-</pre>
-
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.txt">Plain
+text version</a></p>
 
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-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<hr />
+<p>Source:&nbsp; <a
+href="https://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q3/vaxor.html";>
+rec.humor.funny</a></p>
+</div>
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+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
+<!--#set var="DISABLE_TOP_ADDENDUM" value="yes" -->
 <title>Virus Warning - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
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-
+<div class="breadcrumb" role="navigation">
+ <a href="/"><img src="/graphics/icons/home.png" height="26" width="26"
+    alt="GNU Home" title="GNU Home" /></a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#content">GNU humor</a>&nbsp;/
+ <a href="/fun/humor.html#Computing">Computing</a>&nbsp;/
+</div>
+<!--GNUN: OUT-OF-DATE NOTICE-->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/top-addendum.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
 <h2>Virus Warning</h2>
 
-<pre>
-This just in :  NEW VIRUS WARNING
-
-If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
-immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
-
+<p>
+This just came in :  NEW VIRUS WARNING
+</p><p>
+If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of &ldquo;Badtimes,&rdquo; delete 
it
+immediately <em>without</em> reading it.  This is the most dangerous Email 
virus yet.
+</p><p>
 It will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will scramble any
-disks that are even close to your computer.  It will recalibrates your
+disks that are even close to your computer.  It will recalibrate your
 refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
 It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
 ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
 harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
-
+</p><p>
 It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
 antifreeze into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and leave its
 dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
 hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car
 radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.
-
+</p><p>
 Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile.  It will give
 you nightmares about circus midgets.  It will replace your shampoo with Nair
 and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
 behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
-
+</p><p>
 It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is dead, such is
 the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things
 we hold most dear.
-
+</p><p>
 Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
 and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
 will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
 and refill your skim milk with whole.
-
+</p><p>
 It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.
-
+</p><p>
 It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
-
+</p><p>
 These are just a few signs.
-
+</p><p>
 Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.
-</pre>
+</p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<p class="button right-align"><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.txt">Original
+email</a></p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the
+GNU Project (1998). The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it.</p>
+</div>
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@@ -95,10 +103,10 @@
 
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-<pre>
-To: webmasters@gnu.org
-From: Joe Corneli
-
-Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack
+<address class="byline">by Joe Corneli</address>
 
+<p>
 Ingredients: Old typewriter, propane torch, matches, solder (optional)
+</p><p>
 Melt type elements off of typewriter with propane torch. They should
 retain a coating of solder. Rearrange keycaps (on my Dart model, the
 keycaps could be popped on and off very easily, YMMV). Reheat and
 replace type elements in new configuration. Use extra solder if
 desired.
-
+</p><p>
 Disclaimer: These instructions are provided for your amusement only.
 OK, maybe they aren't laugh-out-loud funny, but they should at least
 induce a wry smile among seasoned Xmodmap users and/or typewriter
 enthusiasts.     
+</p>
 
---
-</pre>
-
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+<div class="infobox" role="contentinfo">
+<hr />
+<p>The joke on this page was submitted to the GNU Project by Joe Corneli
+in 2005.</p>
+</div>
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