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From: |
Therese Godefroy |
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Subject: |
www/fun humor.html |
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Date: |
Sun, 11 Jul 2021 13:15:15 -0400 (EDT) |
CVSROOT: /webcvs/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Therese Godefroy <th_g> 21/07/11 13:15:15
Modified files:
fun : humor.html
Log message:
Sort alphabetially, remove songs (already in music.html), move some
unclassified jokes to Dictionary (expanded to include word play);
update to boilerplate 1.96, reduce line width.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.109&r2=1.110
Patches:
Index: humor.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/humor.html,v
retrieving revision 1.109
retrieving revision 1.110
diff -u -b -r1.109 -r1.110
--- humor.html 9 Nov 2020 19:13:52 -0000 1.109
+++ humor.html 11 Jul 2021 17:15:15 -0000 1.110
@@ -1,12 +1,15 @@
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.96 -->
+<!-- This page is derived from /server/standards/boilerplate.html -->
<title>Laugh along with GNU
- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<div class="reduced-width">
<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
+<div class="thin"></div>
-<p>This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working
+<p>This section is designed to provide some laughs to the working
hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
@@ -22,30 +25,57 @@
<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
<li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
- BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
languages</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
</ul>
@@ -54,11 +84,19 @@
<ul>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
- administrator</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
expansions</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
@@ -70,19 +108,17 @@
<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
<ul>
- <li><a href="/music/">GNU music and songs</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.html">Gnus Just Wanna Have Fun</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/music/music.html">GNU Music and Songs</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
Christmas</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
@@ -103,39 +139,16 @@
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary and Word Play</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
- when…</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
- <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
- the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
- delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
- Networks</a></li>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
- <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
- Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
- the World</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
- Typewriter Hack</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
- fairly uncommon</a></li>
-</ul>
-
-<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
- <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
+ words</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
@@ -146,13 +159,6 @@
Needed</a></li>
</ul>
-<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
-
-<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
-</ul>
-
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
@@ -161,35 +167,31 @@
<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a></li>
- <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
- with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
- words</li>
- <li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">A war against bugs</a>!</li>
<li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
Statements</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
town</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">The Wolf Logo</a></li>
</ul>
<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
categories. -->
-<h4 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h4>
+<div class="infobox">
+<hr />
+<h3 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h3>
<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
@@ -207,19 +209,21 @@
fields.</li>
</ol>
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-
+<div id="Disclaimer" role="contentinfo">
+<h3>Disclaimer</h3>
<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU Project. The Free Software
+Foundation claims no copyrights on these.</p>
+</div>
+</div>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And
-we'll end this page with a
-perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
+<p class="comment">*** And we'll end this page with a perfect <a
+href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>! ***</p>
+</div>
</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
+<div id="footer" role="contentinfo">
<div class="unprintable">
<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
@@ -237,13 +241,13 @@
to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
<web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
- <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ <p>For information on coordinating and contributing translations of
our web pages, see <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
README</a>. -->
Please see the <a
href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and contributing translations
of this article.</p>
</div>
@@ -264,7 +268,7 @@
There is more detail about copyright years in the GNU Maintainers
Information document, www.gnu.org/prep/maintain. -->
-<p>Copyright © 2015, 2018, 2020 Richard M. Stallman</p>
+<p>Copyright © 1999-2021 Richard M. Stallman</p>
<p>This page is licensed under a <a rel="license"
href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/";>Creative
@@ -274,7 +278,7 @@
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2020/11/09 19:13:52 $
+$Date: 2021/07/11 17:15:15 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
- www/fun humor.html,
Therese Godefroy <=