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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Lorenzo L. Ancora <lorenzoancora> 20/11/01 14:59:34
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server/staging/fun: humor.html
server/staging/fun/jokes: lauper.html lauper.txt
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Add new joke lyric (req. by J.Self-P.Hardy)
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http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/server/staging/fun/jokes/lauper.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.86 -->
+<title>Laugh along with GNU
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/fun/po/humor.translist" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>Laugh along with GNU</h2>
+
+<p>This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working
+hackers. It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted
+by GNU users and collected by GNU contributors over the years.</p>
+
+<p>Nowadays there are many places on the internet where people can publish
+jokes, so before submitting a joke to us, please consider publishing it
+somewhere else. Jokes submitted by GNU contributors will have a priority.
+Please read the <a href="#Guidelines">Guidelines</a> for details on our
+submission policy.</p>
+
+
+<p>Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
+Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
+
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
+
+<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
+ <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="https://twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
+ expansions</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
+<!-- Some of the music is under /music/ and some is under /fun/jokes/.
+ That under /music/ have been there a long time, and may be
+ bookmarked by some users - so we didn't move them when fun/jokes
+ was set up in 10/99. -->
+
+<!-- moved to its own page, mattl -->
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/music/">GNU music and songs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.html">Gnus Just Wanna Have Fun</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
+ Christmas</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
+ Foundation Patent</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Tomato
parable</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
+ Church</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a
href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150224010742/http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
+ Needed</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
+</ul>
+
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
+
+<ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/grammar-in-the-bar.html">Grammar in the bar</a></li>
+ <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
+ words</li>
+ <li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
+ Statements</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
+ town</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
+ needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+</ul>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h4>
+
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
+
+<p>This is our policy to include something in the fun section:</p>
+
+<ol>
+ <li>It should be funny.</li>
+ <li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
+ <li>It is not libelous.</li>
+ <li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
+ humor.</li>
+ <li>Although the humor does not have to be strictly connected to the
+ computers world, we strongly prefer to reserve these pages for jokes
+ related to free software, GNU, the UNIX environment, and similar
+ fields.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+
+<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And
+we'll end this page with a
+perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
+
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+<div id="footer">
+<div class="unprintable">
+
+<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";><gnu@gnu.org></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF. Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
+to <a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
+ replace it with the translation of these two:
+
+ We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
+ translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
+ Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
+ to <a href="mailto:web-translators@gnu.org";>
+ <web-translators@gnu.org></a>.</p>
+
+ <p>For information on coordinating and submitting translations of
+ our web pages, see <a
+ href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
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+Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.</p>
+</div>
+
+<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
+ files generated as part of manuals) on the GNU web server should
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+
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+
+<p>Copyright © 2015, 2018, 2020 Richard M. Stallman</p>
+
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+href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/4.0/";>Creative
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+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p class="unprintable">Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/11/01 19:59:33 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+</div><!-- for class="inner", starts in the banner include -->
+</body>
+</html>
Index: jokes/lauper.html
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RCS file: jokes/lauper.html
diff -N jokes/lauper.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
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+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>GNUS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation
(FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>GNUS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+<p>This is to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's
+"<cite>Girls Just Wanna Have Fun</cite>":</p>
+
+<div class="lyrics" style="max-width: max-content;">
+ <p>
+ Updates done past the morning light<br/>
+ My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"<br/>
+ Oh mother dear, we had a late test run<br/>
+ And GNUs, they wanna have fun<br/>
+ Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Co-maintainers call in the dead of night<br/>
+ My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"<br/>
+ Oh dad, this bug fix is a critical one<br/>
+ And GNUs, they wanna have fun<br/>
+ Oh GNUs just wanna haveâ¦
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That's all they really want<br/>
+ Some fun<br/>
+ When the ho-hum day is done<br/>
+ Oh GNUs, they wanna have fun<br/>
+ Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+ </p>
+ <p style="color:#7a49a5;">
+ (GNUs, they want, wanna have fun, GNUs wanna haveâ¦)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Some GNUs take code that's a beautiful hack<br/>
+ And make it even better, then give it right back<br/>
+ 'Cause sharing our code is how we've all won<br/>
+ And GNUs, they wanna have fun<br/>
+ Oh GNUs just wanna haveâ¦
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thatâs all they really want<br/>
+ Is some fun<br/>
+ When the ho-hum day is done<br/>
+ Oh GNUs, they wanna have fun<br/>
+ Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+ </p>
+ <p style="color:#7a49a5;">
+ (GNUs they want, wanna have fun, GNUs wanna haveâ¦)
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They just wanna<br/>
+ They just wanna<br/>
+ They just wanna<br/>
+ They just wanna<br/>
+ GNUsâ¦<br/>
+ GNUs just wanna have fun!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When the ho-hum<br/>
+ When the ho-hum day is done, oh<br/>
+ GNUsâ¦
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ GNUs just wanna have fun!
+ </p>
+</div>
+
+<p>—<br />
+Submitted by <i>Paul Hardy</i>.</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/lauper.txt">plain
+text</a>.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:gnu@gnu.org";><gnu@gnu.org></a>. There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:webmasters@gnu.org";><webmasters@gnu.org></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.
+</p>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
+
+<p>Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2020/11/01 19:59:34 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
Index: jokes/lauper.txt
===================================================================
RCS file: jokes/lauper.txt
diff -N jokes/lauper.txt
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ jokes/lauper.txt 1 Nov 2020 19:59:34 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+This is to the tune of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun":
+
+GNUS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN
+
+Updates done past the morning light
+My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?"
+Oh mother dear, we had a late test run
+And GNUs, they wanna have fun
+Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+
+Co-maintainers call in the dead of night
+My father yells, "What you gonna do with your life?"
+Oh dad, this bug fix is a critical one
+And GNUs, they wanna have fun
+Oh GNUs just wanna haveâ¦
+
+That's all they really want
+Some fun
+When the ho-hum day is done
+Oh GNUs, they wanna have fun
+Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+
+(GNUs, they want, wanna have fun, GNUs wanna haveâ¦)
+
+Some GNUs take code that's a beautiful hack
+And make it even better, then give it right back
+'Cause sharing our code is how we've all won
+And GNUs, they wanna have fun
+Oh GNUs just wanna haveâ¦
+
+Thatâs all they really want
+Is some fun
+When the ho-hum day is done
+Oh GNUs, they wanna have fun
+Oh GNUs just wanna have fun!
+
+(GNUs they want, wanna have fun, GNUs wanna haveâ¦)
+
+They just wanna
+They just wanna
+They just wanna
+They just wanna
+GNUsâ¦
+GNUs just wanna have fun!
+
+When the ho-hum
+When the ho-hum day is done, oh
+GNUsâ¦
+
+GNUs just wanna have fun!
+
+- Paul Hardy
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