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www/fun/jokes echo-msg.html ed-msg.html evilmal... |
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Mon, 6 Jul 2020 09:43:09 -0400 (EDT) |
CVSROOT: /webcvs/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Therese Godefroy <th_g> 20/07/06 09:43:09
Modified files:
fun/jokes : echo-msg.html ed-msg.html evilmalware.html
filks.html gnu-overflow.html
gnuemacs.acro.exp.html hakawatha.html
know.your.sysadmin.html
Log message:
Replace <tt> with <code>.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.6&r2=1.7
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.13&r2=1.14
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/filks.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.14&r2=1.15
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.14&r2=1.15
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.12&r2=1.13
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.17&r2=1.18
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.20&r2=1.21
Patches:
Index: echo-msg.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html,v
retrieving revision 1.7
retrieving revision 1.8
diff -u -b -r1.7 -r1.8
--- echo-msg.html 4 Jun 2019 07:52:17 -0000 1.7
+++ echo-msg.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.8
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
<p><b>-O</b> clean up dirty language</p>
- <p><b>-p</b> decrypt and print <tt>/etc/passwd</tt></p>
+ <p><b>-p</b> decrypt and print <code>/etc/passwd</code></p>
<p><b>-P</b> port echo to all reachable networks</p>
@@ -99,7 +99,7 @@
<p><b>-q</b> query standard input for arguments</p>
- <p><b>-r</b> read alternate “<tt>.echo</tt>” file on
+ <p><b>-r</b> read alternate “<code>.echo</code>” file on
start up</p>
<p><b>-R</b> change root password to “RMS”</p>
@@ -175,7 +175,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/06/04 07:52:17 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: ed-msg.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html,v
retrieving revision 1.6
retrieving revision 1.7
diff -u -b -r1.6 -r1.7
--- ed-msg.html 28 Feb 2013 17:09:01 -0000 1.6
+++ ed-msg.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.7
@@ -48,8 +48,8 @@
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
</pre>
-<p>Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <tt>vi</tt> is
-symlinked to <tt>ed</tt>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script
+<p>Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <code>vi</code> is
+symlinked to <code>ed</code>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script
which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the
user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!</p>
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@
<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt">plain
text</a>, plus an <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.hup">Intel “press
-release”</a> edited with <tt>ed</tt>.</p>
+release”</a> edited with <code>ed</code>.</p>
<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
Collection.</p>
@@ -153,7 +153,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2013/02/28 17:09:01 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: evilmalware.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html,v
retrieving revision 1.13
retrieving revision 1.14
diff -u -b -r1.13 -r1.14
--- evilmalware.html 28 Feb 2013 17:09:03 -0000 1.13
+++ evilmalware.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.14
@@ -24,31 +24,31 @@
<ol>
<li>Put the attachment into the appropriate directory
-eg. <tt>/usr/src</tt>.</li>
+eg. <code>/usr/src</code>.</li>
-<li>Type ‘<tt>tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz</tt>’ to extract
+<li>Type ‘<code>tar xvzf evilmalware.tar.gz</code>’ to extract
the source files for this virus.</li>
-<li>‘<tt>cd</tt>’ to the directory containing the virus'
-source code and type ‘<tt>./configure</tt>’ to configure
-the virus for your system. If you're using ‘<tt>csh</tt>’
-on an old version of System V, you might need to type ‘<tt>sh
-./configure</tt>’ instead to prevent ‘<tt>csh</tt>’
-from trying to execute ‘<tt>configure</tt>’ itself.</li>
+<li>‘<code>cd</code>’ to the directory containing the virus'
+source code and type ‘<code>./configure</code>’ to configure
+the virus for your system. If you're using ‘<code>csh</code>’
+on an old version of System V, you might need to type ‘<code>sh
+./configure</code>’ instead to prevent ‘<code>csh</code>’
+from trying to execute ‘<code>configure</code>’ itself.</li>
-<li>Type ‘<tt>make</tt>’ to compile the package. You may
+<li>Type ‘<code>make</code>’ to compile the package. You may
need to be logged in as root to do this.</li>
-<li>Optionally, type ‘<tt>make check_payable</tt>’ to run
+<li>Optionally, type ‘<code>make check_payable</code>’ to run
any self-tests that come with the virus, and send a large donation to
an unnumbered Swiss bank account.</li>
-<li>Type ‘<tt>make install</tt>’ to install the virus and
+<li>Type ‘<code>make install</code>’ to install the virus and
any spyware, trojans pornography, penis enlargement adverts and DDoS
attacks that come with it.</li>
<li>You may now configure your preferred malware behaviour in
-<tt>/etc/evilmalware.conf</tt>.</li>
+<code>/etc/evilmalware.conf</code>.</li>
</ol>
<table cellpadding="15" cellspacing="15">
@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2013/02/28 17:09:03 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: filks.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/filks.html,v
retrieving revision 1.14
retrieving revision 1.15
diff -u -b -r1.14 -r1.15
--- filks.html 17 Aug 2019 07:34:38 -0000 1.14
+++ filks.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.15
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
said hey babe<br />
take a walk on the free side</p>
-<p><tt>and the soundcard goes:</tt></p>
+<p><em>and the soundcard goes:</em></p>
<p>do-do-do-do-de-do</p>
<p>Little Joe never once buyed<br />
@@ -301,7 +301,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/08/17 07:34:38 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: gnu-overflow.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html,v
retrieving revision 1.14
retrieving revision 1.15
diff -u -b -r1.14 -r1.15
--- gnu-overflow.html 17 Aug 2019 07:34:38 -0000 1.14
+++ gnu-overflow.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.15
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
<p>The recursive acronym “GNU's Not Unix” harbors a stack
overflow bug that can cause the English language to crash and may
allow arbitrary linguistic commands to be executed, according to a
-message posted on <tt>gnu.acronym.bug</tt> this morning. All sites
+message posted on <code>gnu.acronym.bug</code> this morning. All sites
running GNU software are urged to apply a temporary patch which
changes the expansion of the acronym to “GNU Needs Users”,
until a permanent patch is available. GNU project founder Richard
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
over a decade ago.</p>
<p>“Linguistic bugs are notoriously difficult to track
-down,” Stallman told <tt>segfault.org</tt> via email.
+down,” Stallman told <code>segfault.org</code> via email.
“The capacity of the stack depends on the memory of the person
reading the buggy text. In addition, there is not yet any English
interface to GDB, which means searching manually through coredumps to
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/08/17 07:34:38 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: gnuemacs.acro.exp.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html,v
retrieving revision 1.12
retrieving revision 1.13
diff -u -b -r1.12 -r1.13
--- gnuemacs.acro.exp.html 28 Feb 2013 17:09:07 -0000 1.12
+++ gnuemacs.acro.exp.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.13
@@ -222,8 +222,8 @@
<li>Emacs Masquerades As Comfortable Shell</li>
<li>Ever Made A Control-key Setup?</li>
<li>Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story</li>
-<li>Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed (by extensive use of <tt>M-x
-global-unset-key</tt>)</li>
+<li>Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed (by extensive use of <code>M-x
+global-unset-key</code>)</li>
<li>Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen (Deutsch: Emacs makes all
computers beautiful)</li>
<li>Each Mail A Continued Surprise</li>
@@ -291,7 +291,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2013/02/28 17:09:07 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: hakawatha.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html,v
retrieving revision 1.17
retrieving revision 1.18
diff -u -b -r1.17 -r1.18
--- hakawatha.html 24 Jul 2019 12:22:42 -0000 1.17
+++ hakawatha.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.18
@@ -134,7 +134,7 @@
Signifying nearly nothing<br />
— Though it has the real advantage<br />
That it fits in with this metre)<br />
-Meaning to <tt>mv</tt> it later<br />
+Meaning to <code>mv</code> it later<br />
When he'd though of something lYeditor he entered<br />
Hakawatha then typed quickly<br />
Very, very, VERY quickly<br />
@@ -351,7 +351,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2019/07/24 12:22:42 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: know.your.sysadmin.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /webcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html,v
retrieving revision 1.20
retrieving revision 1.21
diff -u -b -r1.20 -r1.21
--- know.your.sysadmin.html 30 May 2020 10:52:11 -0000 1.20
+++ know.your.sysadmin.html 6 Jul 2020 13:43:09 -0000 1.21
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
mail, or file it away in triplicate.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts disk usage policy in
-<tt>motd</tt>. Uses disk quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling
+<code>motd</code>. Uses disk quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling
development work. Locks accounts that go over quota.</li>
<li><i>MANIAC:</i>
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@
to the delight of the xtrek freaks.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts CPU usage policy
-in <tt>motd</tt>. Uses CPU quotas. Locks accounts that go over
+in <code>motd</code>. Uses CPU quotas. Locks accounts that go over
quota. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work, much to
the delight of the xtrek freaks.</li>
@@ -85,16 +85,16 @@
<ul>
<li><i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Writes perl script that creates home
directory, copies in incomprehensible default environment, and places
-entries in <tt>/etc/passwd</tt>, <tt>/etc/shadow</tt>,
-and <tt>/etc/group</tt>. (By hand, NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on
+entries in <code>/etc/passwd</code>, <code>/etc/shadow</code>,
+and <code>/etc/group</code>. (By hand, NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on
setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to handle new accounts. Usually,
said secretary is still dithering over the difference between
‘enter’ and ‘return’; and so, no new accounts
are ever created.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts new account policy
-in <tt>motd</tt>. Since people without accounts cannot read
-the <tt>motd</tt>, nobody ever fulfills the bureaucratic requirements;
+in <code>motd</code>. Since people without accounts cannot read
+the <code>motd</code>, nobody ever fulfills the bureaucratic requirements;
and so, no new accounts are ever created.</li>
<li><i>MANIAC:</i> “If you're too stupid to break in and create
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@
mountain climbing.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts network usage policy in
-<tt>motd</tt>. Calls up Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever
+<code>motd</code>. Calls up Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever
answers for network quotas. Tries to get xtrek freaks fired.</li>
<li><i>MANIAC:</i> Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and
@@ -164,7 +164,7 @@
“guru-mode”, or for that matter, emacs.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts user support policy in
-<tt>motd</tt>. Maintains queue of questions. Answers them when he
+<code>motd</code>. Maintains queue of questions. Answers them when he
gets a chance, often within two weeks of receipt of the proper
form.</li>
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
trusts scripts to sniff out any problems & compute charges.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Devotes 75% of disk space to
-accounting records owned by root and <tt>chmod</tt>'ed 000.</li>
+accounting records owned by root and <code>chmod</code>'ed 000.</li>
<li><i>MANIAC:</i> Laughs fool head off at very mention of
accounting.</li>
@@ -252,7 +252,7 @@
<li><i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Rewrites lpd in FORTH.</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts printer use policy
-in <tt>motd</tt>. Calls customer support every time the printer
+in <code>motd</code>. Calls customer support every time the printer
freezes. Tries to get user who submitted the most recent job
fired.</li>
@@ -295,13 +295,13 @@
<h4><b>SITUATION:</b> Balky mail.</h4>
<ul>
-<li><i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Rewrites <tt>sendmail.cf</tt> from scratch.
+<li><i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Rewrites <code>sendmail.cf</code> from scratch.
Rewrites sendmail in SNOBOL. Hacks kernel to implement file locking.
Hacks kernel to implement “better” semaphores. Rewrites
sendmail in assembly. Hacks kernel to …</li>
<li><i>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</i> Puts mail use policy
-in <tt>motd</tt>. Locks accounts that go over mail use quota. Keeps
+in <code>motd</code>. Locks accounts that go over mail use quota. Keeps
quota low enough that people go back to interoffice mail, thus solving
problem.</li>
@@ -343,7 +343,7 @@
</pre></li>
</ul>
-<h4>Typical root <tt>.cshrc</tt> file:</h4>
+<h4>Typical root <code>.cshrc</code> file:</h4>
<ul>
<li><i>TECHNICAL THUG:</i> Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the
@@ -457,7 +457,7 @@
Uses nearby nodes as beta test sites for worms.</li>
<li><i>TECHNICAL IDIOT:</i> Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner
-or later do <tt>rm -rf /</tt>.</li>
+or later do <code>rm -rf /</code>.</li>
<li><i>FASCISTIC MANIAC:</i> At first hint of cracker incursions,
whether real or imagined, shuts down system by triggering
@@ -509,7 +509,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2020/05/30 10:52:11 $
+$Date: 2020/07/06 13:43:09 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
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