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CVSROOT: /web/www
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Changes by: John Sullivan <johnsu01> 18/10/12 21:47:04
Modified files:
fun : humor.de.html humor.fr.html humor.html
humor.ja.html humor.ru.html humor.sq.html
humor.zh-cn.html humor.zh-tw.html
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fun/jokes : gingrinch.html gingrinch.text
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http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.fr.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.44&r2=1.45
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<h3 id="Poems">Gedichte</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html" hreflang="en">Der Gingrinch, der den
-Kongress stahl</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html" hreflang="en">Der letzte
Programmfehler</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html" hreflang="en">Düstere
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<h3 id="Poems">Poèmes</h3>
<ul>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
congress</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">Le dernier bogue</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Minuit lugubre</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Le Noël d'un
réseaulogiste</a></li>
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<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
- congress</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
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@@ -65,7 +65,6 @@
<h3 id="Poems">è©©</h3>
<ul>
- <li>è°ä¼ããããã<a
href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">ã®ã³ã°ãªããæ°</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">æå¾ã®ãã°</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">æ·±å¤ã®æ鬱</a></li>
<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">ãããã¯ã¼ã¯å±ã®ã¯ãªã¹ãã¹</a></li>
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@@ -77,7 +77,6 @@
<h3 id="Poems">СÑиÑ
и</h3>
<ul>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">ÐингÑинÑ</a>,
ÑкÑавÑий конгÑеÑÑ</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">ÐоÑледнÑÑ
оÑибка</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">ÐоÑмаÑ</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">СоÑелÑник
ÑеÑеолога</a></li>
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<ul>
- <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> që
përlau kongresin.
- </li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">"Bug"-u i Fundit</a>.
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">"Bug"-u i Fundit</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
Christmas</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a>.
@@ -359,7 +358,7 @@
<p>Përditësuar:
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-$Date: 2018/10/11 22:44:34 $ $Author: johnsu01 $
+$Date: 2018/10/13 01:47:03 $ $Author: johnsu01 $
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<h3 id="Poems">è¯æ</h3>
<ul>
- <li>å·èµ°å½ä¼ç<a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">æåçè«å/æ
é</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">åå¤éªå®¢</a></li>
<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">ä¸ä¸ªç½ç»ä¸å®¶çå£è¯è</a></li>
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<H4><A HREF="#TOCPoems" NAME="Poems">¸Ö</A></H4>
<UL>
- <LI><a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Á¤(Gingrinch)</a> ¦û¾Ú¤F¤j·|¡C
<LI><A HREF="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">address@hidden</a>¡C
<LI><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">¨I´eªº¤È©]</a>¡C
<LI><A href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">address@hidden</a>¡C
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--- jokes/gingrinch.html 28 Feb 2013 17:09:06 -0000 1.14
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,165 +0,0 @@
-<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Gingrinch - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/gingrinch.translist" -->
-<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-<h2>THE GINGRINCH THAT STOLE CONGRESS</h2>
-
-<div class="lyrics">
-<p>THE GINGRINCH THAT STOLE CONGRESS</p>
-<p>(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)</p>
-
-<p>Every Rep down in Congress liked Clinton somewhat,<br />
-Except for the Gingrinch, who simply did NOT!<br />
-He hated Bill Clinton! He hated his wife!<br />
-He vowed to torment them the rest of his life!</p>
-
-<p>The Ging hated anyone left of the Huns,<br />
-He hated the wusses who didn't like guns.<br />
-He hated the teachers who wouldn't lead prayers,<br />
-He hated the people who'd tax millionaires!<br />
-He hated “McGoverniks” whining 'bout rights,<br />
-Like equal protection for gays and nonwhites.</p>
-
-<p>He hated the folks who said “Nicotine kills”<br />
-And vowed he would pass more pro-nicotine bills.<br />
-He hated the folks who said “Women need choice”<br />
-And vowed to give middle-aged males more voice.<br />
-But he hated the people on welfare much more;<br />
-He hated the way they were POOR POOR POOR POOR!</p>
-
-<p>He hated the way they had no jobs at all,<br />
-This struck him as heaploads of GALL GALL GALL GALL!<br />
-They also lacked training and day care. So what?<br />
-The Gingrinch announced he'd come up with a plot:<br />
-“Get off of Welfare! Get off today!<br />
-Or we will take all of your children AWAY!”</p>
-
-<p>Now, no one knew what made the Ging such a meanie:<br />
-It could be because he had a small weenie.<br />
-It could be because he had Donahue hair,<br />
-Or maybe because not much lurked under there.<br />
-But probably what most explained the man's life<br />
-Was that he abandoned his children and wife.</p>
-
-<p>Yes, 'way down in Georgia, his wife lay near dead<br />
-Sickened with cancer, in a hospital bed.<br />
-He crept in to see her (they let him, of course)<br />
-And whispered, quite sweetly, “I want a divorce!”<br />
-He whipped out his pencil with something like zeal<br />
-And got down to work on his alimony deal.<br />
-And while she was whimp'ring he said, “By the way,<br />
-I'm leaving for somebody younger — hooray!”</p>
-
-<p>The Gingrinch's heart shrank two sizes that night.<br />
-And that could be what makes him so Christian Right.<br />
-Now, the night before Congress the Ging hatched his plans:<br />
-From now on he'd speak for, quote, “Normal Americans.”<br />
-Tax-slashers! That's what those “Normal” folks love!<br />
-He'd take to the skies and dismantle the gov!</p>
-
-<p>He jumped out of bed and he summoned his pet:<br />
-A doberman pinscher who once killed a vet.<br />
-George was his name (as in Wallace, not Bush);<br />
-“Boy!” said the Gingrinch, “We're gonna whip tush!”</p>
-
-<p>They flew to a soup kitchen, filled with sad “bums,”<br />
-Snatched up the kettle and stole all the crumbs.<br />
-They flew to a basketball game late at night<br />
-And shooed the kids out, to the dealers' delight.</p>
-
-<p>They unplugged mass transit and cried “Buy a car!”<br />
-Then chopped down a forest and chomped a cigar.<br />
-What bliss! What fun! What downright glee!<br />
-What joy! What yuks! What great TV!</p>
-
-<p>The next day the Gingrinch sat high above view<br />
-And looked down on Congress (as many folks do).<br />
-He wanted to relish the joy and the cheer<br />
-Of folks waking up to their first tax-free year.</p>
-
-<p>He waited and waited and waited some more;<br />
-He waited to hear them cry “Newt! Take the floor!”<br />
-He waited for kudos and champagne free-flowing,<br />
-He waited for trumpets on high to start blowing.<br />
-But instead of rejoicing and hoopla, etcet,<br />
-He heard a strange rumble that made his palms sweat.</p>
-
-<p>The people weren't happy, not happy at all!<br />
-They ringed 'round the Statehouse! They filled up the hall!<br />
-They groused and they grumbled and cried, “We're real mad!<br />
-We want all those costly old programs we had!<br />
-Give back our givebacks! Give back our pork!<br />
-Give back the stuff you walked off with, you dork!”</p>
-
-<p>And the Gingrinch sat simply quite stunned at the sight<br />
-Of Normal Americans, not left and not right.</p>
-
-<p>They wanted clean air and they wanted green trees,<br />
-They wanted full coverage for medical fees,<br />
-They wanted nice schools and streets safe to play,<br />
-They wanted it all — they just didn't want to pay!</p>
-
-<p>And when the truth hit him, the Ging grinned a grin,<br />
-He laughed and he laughed till the tears ran down his chin.<br />
-The Clintons climbed up to the Dome, laughing too.<br />
-“Hee hee hee,” Bill and Hill laughed, “Hoo hoo
-hoo!”<br />
-They laughed with the cheer that comes from within,<br />
-They laughed with the knowledge: You just cannot win.</p>
-
-<p>The Gingrinch and Clintons now shared the same plight<br />
-Whatever they'd do, they could not do it right.<br />
-“Folks hate you,” said Bill, “once you land in D.C.<br />
-But I've got a plan: Let us bond, you and me.<br />
-We'll work as a team, yes! That's my advice!<br />
-We'll listen and nod and make NICE NICE NICE!”<br />
-The Prez put his hand out, they hugged on the ledge…</p>
-
-<p>And then that old Gingrinch pushed Bill off the edge.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.text">
-plain text</a>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-
-<div id="footer">
-<p>
-Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are
-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
-<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Please see the
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
-</p>
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
-
-<p>Updated:
-<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2013/02/28 17:09:06 $
-<!-- timestamp end -->
-</p>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-</body>
-</html>
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diff -N jokes/gingrinch.text
--- jokes/gingrinch.text 13 Feb 2001 01:22:25 -0000 1.1
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,112 +0,0 @@
-> From: Crystal DeVelis <address@hidden>
-
-THE GINGRINCH THAT STOLE CONGRESS
-(With apologies to Dr. Seuss)
-
-Every Rep down in Congress liked Clinton somewhat,
-Except for the Gingrinch, who simply did NOT!
-He hated Bill Clinton! He hated his wife!
-He vowed to torment them the rest of his life!
-
-The Ging hated anyone left of the Huns,
-He hated the wusses who didn't like guns.
-He hated the teachers who wouldn't lead prayers,
-He hated the people who'd tax millionaires!
-He hated "McGoverniks" whining 'bout rights,
-Like equal protection for gays and nonwhites.
-
-He hated the folks who said "Nicotine kills"
-And vowed he would pass more pro-nicotine bills.
-He hated the folks who said "Women need choice"
-And vowed to give middle-aged males more voice.
-But he hated the people on welfare much more;
-He hated the way they were POOR POOR POOR POOR!
-
-He hated the way they had no jobs at all,
-This struck him as heaploads of GALL GALL GALL GALL!
-They also lacked training and day care. So what?
-The Gingrinch announced he'd come up with a plot:
-"Get off of Welfare! Get off today!
-Or we will take all of your children AWAY!"
-
-Now, no one knew what made the Ging such a meanie:
-It could be because he had a small weenie.
-It could be because he had Donahue hair,
-Or maybe because not much lurked under there.
-But probably what most explained the man's life
-Was that he abandoned his children and wife.
-
-Yes, 'way down in Georgia, his wife lay near dead
-Sickened with cancer, in a hospital bed.
-He crept in to see her (they let him, of course)
-And whispered, quite sweetly, "I want a divorce!"
-He whipped out his pencil with something like zeal
-And got down to work on his alimony deal.
-And while she was whimp'ring he said, "By the way,
-I'm leaving for somebody younger - hooray!"
-
-The Gingrinch's heart shrank two sizes that night.
-And that could be what makes him so Christian Right.
-Now, the night before Congress the Ging hatched his plans:
->From now on he'd speak for, quote, "Normal Americans."
-Tax-slashers! That's what those "Normal" folks love!
-He'd take to the skies and dismantle the gov!
-
-He jumped out of bed and he summoned his pet:
-A doberman pinscher who once killed a vet.
-George was his name (as in Wallace, not Bush);
-"Boy!" said the Gingrinch, "We're gonna whip tush!"
-
-They flew to a soup kitchen, filled with sad "bums,"
-Snatched up the kettle and stole all the crumbs.
-They flew to a basketball game late at night
-And shooed the kids out, to the dealers' delight.
-
-They unplugged mass transit and cried "Buy a car!"
-Then chopped down a forest and chomped a cigar.
-What bliss! What fun! What downright glee!
-What joy! What yuks! What great TV!
-
-The next day the Gingrinch sat high above view
-And looked down on Congress (as many folks do).
-He wanted to relish the joy and the cheer
-Of folks waking up to their first tax-free year.
-
-He waited and waited and waited some more;
-He waited to hear them cry "Newt! Take the floor!"
-He waited for kudos and champagne free-flowing,
-He waited for trumpets on high to start blowing.
-But instead of rejoicing and hoopla, etcet,
-He heard a strange rumble that made his palms sweat.
-
-The people weren't happy, not happy at all!
-They ringed 'round the Statehouse! They filled up the hall!
-They groused and they grumbled and cried, "We're real mad!
-We want all those costly old programs we had!
-Give back our givebacks! Give back our pork!
-Give back the stuff you walked off with, you dork!"
-
-And the Gingrinch sat simply quite stunned at the sight
-Of Normal Americans, not left and not right.
-
-They wanted clean air and they wanted green trees,
-They wanted full coverage for medical fees,
-They wanted nice schools and streets safe to play,
-They wanted it all - they just didn't want to pay!
-
-And when the truth hit him, the Ging grinned a grin,
-He laughed and he laughed till the tears ran down his chin.
-The Clintons climbed up to the Dome, laughing too.
-"Hee hee hee," Bill and Hill laughed, "Hoo hoo hoo!"
-They laughed with the cheer that comes from within,
-They laughed with the knowledge: You just cannot win.
-
-The Gingrinch and Clintons now shared the same plight
-Whatever they'd do, they could not do it right.
-"Folks hate you," said Bill, "once you land in D.C.
-But I've got a plan: Let us bond, you and me.
-We'll work as a team, yes! That's my advice!
-We'll listen and nod and make NICE NICE NICE!"
-The Prez put his hand out, they hugged on the ledge...
-
-And then that old Gingrinch pushed Bill off the edge.
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