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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: GNUN <gnun> 14/05/08 08:27:54
Modified files:
fun : humor.fr.html
fun/po : humor.fr-en.html
Log message:
Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.fr.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.32&r2=1.33
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/po/humor.fr-en.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.27&r2=1.28
Patches:
Index: humor.fr.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.fr.html,v
retrieving revision 1.32
retrieving revision 1.33
diff -u -b -r1.32 -r1.33
--- humor.fr.html 1 May 2014 19:27:26 -0000 1.32
+++ humor.fr.html 8 May 2014 08:27:52 -0000 1.33
@@ -20,72 +20,41 @@
<p>Pas mal des dessins de la <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">Galerie d'Art
GNU</a> sont aussi très drôles.</p>
-<h3 id="CreateMoreLaughs">Créer d'autres histoires drôles</h3>
-
-<p>Les propositions de textes humoristiques sont bienvenues et
-encouragées. Veuillez lire les <a href="#Guidelines">règles</a> qui s'y
-rapportent.</p>
-
-<p>Merci d'envoyer vos idées d'histoires drôles pour cette page et ce site
web
-Ã <a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
-
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<h3 id="Software">Logiciels</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggestions d'options à GCC</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Déclarations C/C++
amusantes</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C plus ou moins</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">Code source des humains</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Code source de ed :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Code source de ed en BrainFuckÂ
;-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Codes Errno</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Messages d'erreur</a> en Haiku</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Bonne année en 4
langages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Joyeux Noël en 4 langages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Options longues ?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Vocabulaire du logiciel</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Code spaghetti</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Messages d'erreur Unix</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-overflow ?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World !</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Manuel de l'Emacs de Plan9</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>De l'humour via Twitter</a>
-</li></ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggestions d'options à GCC</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Déclarations C/C++
amusantes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C plus ou moins</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">Code source des humains</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Code source de ed :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Code source de ed en BrainFuckÂ
;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Codes Errno</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Messages d'erreur</a> en Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Bonne année en 4
langages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Joyeux Noël en 4 langages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Options longues ?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Vocabulaire du logiciel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Code spaghetti</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Messages d'erreur Unix</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-overflow ?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World !</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Manuel de l'Emacs de Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>De l'humour via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Guide de l'utilisateur
avancé</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Comprendre votre
administrateur
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Guide de l'utilisateur
avancé</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Comprendre votre
administrateur
système</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">Significations de l'acronyme
GNU
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">Significations de l'acronyme
GNU
Emacs</a></li>
</ul>
@@ -101,181 +70,141 @@
<h3 id="Poems">Poèmes</h3>
<ul>
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
congress</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">Le dernier bogue</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Minuit lugubre</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Le Noël d'un
réseaulogiste</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
congress</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">Le dernier bogue</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Minuit lugubre</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">Le Noël d'un
réseaulogiste</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophie</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">Le brevet de la fondation
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">Le brevet de la fondation
suédoise YASS</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Parabole des
tomates</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Parabole des
tomates</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">La quatrième pouvoir</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Hack du logiciel libre</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft et l'Ãglise</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium ?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, un poisson d'avril ?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Hack du logiciel libre</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft et
l'Ãglise</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium ?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, un poisson d'avril ?</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Computing">Informatique</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.fr.txt">Vous savez que vous êtes un
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.fr.txt">Vous savez que vous êtes un
programmeur quand…</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Où est « n'importe quelle touche »Â
??</a></li>
-
-<li>Que pense le Dr Emacs du <a
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Où est « n'importe quelle toucheÂ
» ??</a></li>
+ <li>Que pense le Dr Emacs du <a
href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">manifeste GNU</a>Â ?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 des raisons d'Intel pour avoir
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 des raisons d'Intel pour avoir
tardé à annoncer la sortie du P5</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 des réseaux non
fiables</a></li>
-
-<li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorciste</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Alerte au virus</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">Le virus de la
crédulité</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead beef (bÅuf mort)</a>Â ?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">Un essaim de moucherons
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 des réseaux non
fiables</a></li>
+ <li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorciste</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Alerte au virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">Le virus de la
crédulité</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead beef (bÅuf mort)</a>Â ?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">Un essaim de moucherons
<cite>[Gnats]</cite>Â ?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
Où
+ <li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
Où
vont les caractères effacés ?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 sortes de gens dans le
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 sortes de gens dans le
monde</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap physique, ou le hack de la
machine
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Xmodmap physique, ou le hack de la
machine
à écrire Dvorak</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pourquoi les virus sont si rares sous
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Pourquoi les virus sont si rares
sous
GNU/Linux</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science et ingénierie</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Fonctionnalités
téléphoniques</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Boutique de physique !</a></li>
-
-<li>Quelques <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">données
scientifiques</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Fonctionnalités
téléphoniques</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">Boutique de physique !</a></li>
+ <li>Quelques <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">données
scientifiques</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Brebis gonflable</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Recherche un générateur de
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Brebis gonflable</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Recherche un générateur de
déformation dimensionnelle</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionnaire</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Définitions amusantes 1</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Définitions amusantes 2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Définitions amusantes
1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Définitions amusantes
2</a></li>
</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
<h3 id="Unclassified">Non classé</h3>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
-<!-- It would also be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Interaction</a> d'un utilisateur
avec
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">Interaction</a> d'un utilisateur
avec
<a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrames</a> de quelques mots
courants</li>
-
-<li>Une guerre contre les <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">bogues</a>Â !</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">Si Clinton était un
arbre…</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Entendu au tribunal</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Pancartes en « anglaisÂ
»</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF en allemand</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU en langue <cite>Jive</cite></a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Ãvangile</a></li>
-
-<li>Blagues <a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">d'avocat</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Apparence</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds se convertit Ã
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrames</a> de quelques mots
courants</li>
+ <li>Une guerre contre les <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">bogues</a>Â
!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">Si Clinton était un
arbre…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Entendu au tribunal</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Pancartes en « anglaisÂ
»</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF en allemand</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU en langue
<cite>Jive</cite></a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Ãvangile</a></li>
+ <li>Blagues <a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">d'avocat</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Apparence</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds se convertit Ã
l'Islam</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citations</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur
orthographique</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Le Père Noël vient en
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur
orthographique</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Le Père Noël vient en
ville</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top 10 des
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top 10 des
autocollants pour pare-choc des élections de 2000</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycémie</a></li>
-
-<li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">logo du loup</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Quelques <cite>filks</cite></a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaboDuRire</a> â avec la « blague la
plus
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycémie</a></li>
+ <li>Le <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">logo du loup</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Quelques <cite>filks</cite></a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaboDuRire</a> â avec la « blague
la plus
drôle du monde » !</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">Combien faut-il d'utilisateurs de
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">Combien faut-il d'utilisateurs
de
GNU/linux pour changer une ampoule ?</a></li>
</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
-<h2 id="Disclaimer">Renonciation au copyright</h2>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Règles à respecter</h4>
+
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
+<p>Pour accepter quelque chose dans la section « humour », nous avons les
+règles suivantes :</p>
+
+<ol>
+ <li>Cela doit être amusant.</li>
+ <li>Il ne doit y avoir aucun problème de copyright.</li>
+ <li>Cela ne doit pas être diffamatoire.</li>
+ <li>Cela ne doit pas choquer les hackers ordinaires au-delà de ce qu'on
+considère comme raisonnable pour une histoire drôle.</li>
+ <li>L'humour n'a pas besoin d'être en rapport avec l'informatique.</li>
+</ol>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Renonciation au copyright</h4>
<p>L'essentiel de cette page (et des pages liées) provient des <a href=
"ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>archives de courriel</a> de la FSF concernant le
@@ -286,24 +215,6 @@
href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">limitation de garantie</a> tout ce
qu'il y a de plus appropriée !</p>
-<h3 id="Guidelines">Règles concernant les textes humoristiques</h3>
-
-<p>Pour être publié dans cette section, un texte humoristique doit respecter
-tous les points suivants :</p>
-
-<ol>
-<li>Il doit être amusant.</li>
-
-<li>Il ne doit avoir aucun problème de copyright.</li>
-
-<li>Il ne doit pas être diffamatoire.</li>
-
-<li>Il ne doit pas choquer les hackers ordinaires au-delà de ce qu'on
considère
-comme raisonnable pour une histoire drôle.</li>
-
-<li>L'humour n'a pas besoin d'être en rapport avec l'informatique.</li>
-</ol>
-
<div class="translators-notes">
<!--TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.-->
@@ -380,7 +291,7 @@
<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Dernière mise à jour :
-$Date: 2014/05/01 19:27:26 $
+$Date: 2014/05/08 08:27:52 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: po/humor.fr-en.html
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/po/humor.fr-en.html,v
retrieving revision 1.27
retrieving revision 1.28
diff -u -b -r1.27 -r1.28
--- po/humor.fr-en.html 1 May 2014 19:27:27 -0000 1.27
+++ po/humor.fr-en.html 8 May 2014 08:27:53 -0000 1.28
@@ -15,78 +15,47 @@
<p>Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
-<h3 id="CreateMoreLaughs">Create More Laughs</h3>
-
-<p>Humor submissions are welcome and encouraged. Please read the
-<a href="#Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</a> for more details.</p>
-
-<p>Please send
-us, <a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>,
-your ideas for more laughs to be added to this page and this web
-site!</p>
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
-Declarations</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
-
-<li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
-BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
-languages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
-languages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via Twitter</a>
-</li></ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
+ Declarations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
+ <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
-administrator</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
-expansions</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
+ expansions</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
@@ -102,187 +71,148 @@
<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
-congress</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
-Christmas</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
+ congress</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
+ Christmas</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
-Foundation Patent</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Tomato parable</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
+ Foundation Patent</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Tomato
parable</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
-Church</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
+ Church</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
-when…</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
-
-<li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
-the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
-delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
-Networks</a></li>
-
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
-Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
-the World</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
-Typewriter Hack</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
-fairly uncommon</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
-
-<li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
-Needed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
+ Needed</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
-<!-- It would also be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<ul>
-<li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
-with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
-words</li>
-
-<li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
-tree…</a></li>
-
-<li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
-Statements</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Foreign Signs</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU Jive</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds converts to
-Islam</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
-town</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
-10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
+ words</li>
+ <li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
+ tree…</a></li>
+ <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
+ Statements</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Foreign Signs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU Jive</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds converts to
+ Islam</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
+ town</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
+ 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaughLab</a> — Including
+ the “the world's funniest joke”!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
+ needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+</ul>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Guidelines</h4>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
-<li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaughLab</a> — Including
-the “the world's funniest joke”!</li>
+<p>This is our policy to include something in the fun section:</p>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
-</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
+<ol>
+ <li>It should be funny.</li>
+ <li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
+ <li>It is not libelous.</li>
+ <li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
+ humor.</li>
+ <li>The humor does not have to be computer-related.</li>
+</ol>
-<h2 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h2>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>email
@@ -292,24 +222,6 @@
we'll end this page with a
perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
-<h3 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h3>
-
-<p>Our policy for the humor page is that we will include something if
-all of these are true:</p>
-
-<ol>
-<li>It should be funny.</li>
-
-<li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
-
-<li>It is not libelous.</li>
-
-<li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
-humor.</li>
-
-<li>The humor does not have to be computer-related.</li>
-</ol>
-
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@@ -367,7 +279,7 @@
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-$Date: 2014/05/01 19:27:27 $
+$Date: 2014/05/08 08:27:53 $
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