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Dora Scilipoti |
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www/fun humor.html |
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Wed, 07 May 2014 07:35:22 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Dora Scilipoti <dora> 14/05/07 07:35:21
Modified files:
fun : humor.html
Log message:
Modify submission policy (RT #876751 and discussion in www-discuss.)
Add comment about the README file. Minor tidy up.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.85&r2=1.86
Patches:
Index: humor.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.html,v
retrieving revision 1.85
retrieving revision 1.86
diff -u -b -r1.85 -r1.86
--- humor.html 1 May 2014 09:26:26 -0000 1.85
+++ humor.html 7 May 2014 07:34:50 -0000 1.86
@@ -15,78 +15,47 @@
<p>Many of the graphics in the <a href="/graphics/graphics.html">GNU
Art Gallery</a> also have humorous twists.</p>
-<h3 id="CreateMoreLaughs">Create More Laughs</h3>
-
-<p>Humor submissions are welcome and encouraged. Please read the
-<a href="#Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</a> for more details.</p>
-
-<p>Please send
-us, <a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>,
-your ideas for more laughs to be added to this page and this web
-site!</p>
+<!-- It would be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<h3 id="Software">Software</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
-Declarations</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
-
-<li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
-BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
-languages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
-languages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via Twitter</a>
-</li></ul>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc.html">Suggested GCC Options</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">Funny C/C++
+ Declarations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/c+-.html">C more or less</a></li>
+ <li>GPL'd <a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">source code</a> for humans</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.html">Source code for ed :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html">Source code for ed in
+ BrainFuck ;-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/errno.2.html">Errno codes</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">Error messages</a> in Haiku</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.html">Happy New Year in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html">Merry Christmas in 4
+ languages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/long-options.html">Long Options?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/software.terms.html">Software Terms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html">Spaghetti Code</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html">Unix Error Messages</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html">GNU-Overflow?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/helloworld.html">Hello World!</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html">GNU Emacs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/emacs.man">Emacs man page from Plan9</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html">Ubuntu</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://m.twitter.com/1990sLinuxUser";>Some humor via
Twitter</a></li>
+</ul>
<h3 id="Documentation">Documentation</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
-administrator</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
-expansions</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html">Know your system
+ administrator</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html">GNU Emacs acronym
+ expansions</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Music">Music</h3>
@@ -102,187 +71,148 @@
<h3 id="Poems">Poems</h3>
<ul>
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
-congress</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
-Christmas</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html">Gingrinch</a> that stole
+ congress</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">The Last Bug</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html">Midnight Dreary</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/networkologist.html">A Networkologist's
+ Christmas</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html">Hakawatha</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html">Only G.N.U.</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Philosophy">Philosophy</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
-Foundation Patent</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Tomato parable</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html">The Swedish YAAS
+ Foundation Patent</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://maxbarry.com/2011/03/23/news.html";>Tomato
parable</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="TheFourthEstate">The Fourth Estate</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
-Church</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">Free Software Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html">Microsoft and the
+ Church</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/rectium.html">Rectium?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html">Unix, a Hoax?</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Computing">Computing</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
-when…</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
-
-<li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
-the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
-delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
-Networks</a></li>
-
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility Virus</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
-Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
-the World</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
-Typewriter Hack</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
-fairly uncommon</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/programmer.txt">You know you're a programmer
+ when…</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">Where is any-key??</a></li>
+ <li>What does Dr. Emacs think of
+ the <a href="/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html">GNU Manifesto</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html">Top 10 reasons why Intel
+ delayed announcing the P5</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html">Top 10 Unreliable
+ Networks</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html">Vaxorcist</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html">Virus Warning</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html">The Gullibility
Virus</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html">Dead Beef</a>?</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html">A Swarm of Gnats?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html";>
+ Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html">10 Kinds of People in
+ the World</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak
+ Typewriter Hack</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are
+ fairly uncommon</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="ScienceAndEngineering">Science and Engineering</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
-
-<li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/phone.features.html">Phone Features</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/physics.html">The Physics Store!</a></li>
+ <li>Some <a href="/fun/jokes/science.facts.html">Scientific Facts</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Spam">Spam</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
-Needed</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/darkprofits.html">Darkprofits</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/sheep.html">Inflatable Sheep</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html">Dimensional Warp Generator
+ Needed</a></li>
</ul>
<h3 id="Dictionary">Dictionary</h3>
<ul>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions1.html">Fun Definitions 1</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fundefinitions2.html">Fun Definitions 2</a></li>
</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
<h3 id="Unclassified">Unclassified</h3>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
-<!-- It would also be nice to see alphabetical order be maintained -->
<ul>
-<li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
-with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
-words</li>
-
-<li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
-tree…</a></li>
-
-<li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
-Statements</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Foreign Signs</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU Jive</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds converts to
-Islam</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
-town</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
-10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
-
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>A luser's <a href="/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html">interaction</a>
+ with <a href= "http://www.stallman.org/";>rms</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams.html">Anagrams</a> for some common
+ words</li>
+ <li>A war against <a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">Bugs</a>!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html">If Clinton was a
+ tree…</a></li>
+ <li>Funny <a href="/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html">Court
+ Statements</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html">Foreign Signs</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html">FSF in German</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html">GNU Jive</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">Gospel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html">Linus Torvalds converts to
+ Islam</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html">Santa Claus comes to
+ town</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html">Top
+ 10 Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html">Typoglycemia</a></li>
+ <li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+ <li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaughLab</a> — Including
+ the “the world's funniest joke”!</li>
+ <li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
+ needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
+</ul>
+<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as
+ this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above.
+ That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new
+ categories. -->
-<li>The <a href="/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html">Wolf Logo</a></li>
+<h4 id="Guidelines">Guidelines</h4>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/filks.html">Some Filks</a></li>
+<!-- See the README file under the /fun/ directory -->
-<li><a href="http://laughlab.co.uk/";>LaughLab</a> — Including
-the “the world's funniest joke”!</li>
+<p>This is our policy to include something in the fun section:</p>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html">How many GNU/Linux users are
needed to change a light bulb?</a></li>
-</ul>
-<!-- Most readers like lists to be of manageable length. So try as -->
-<!-- this Unclassified section grows, to add new sections above. -->
-<!-- That is, classify some of the unclassified jokes into new -->
-<!-- categories. -->
+<ol>
+ <li>It should be funny.</li>
+ <li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
+ <li>It is not libelous.</li>
+ <li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
+ humor.</li>
+ <li>The humor does not have to be computer-related.</li>
+</ol>
-<h2 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h2>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
<p>Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was
obtained from the FSF's <a href= "ftp://lists.gnu.org/";>email
@@ -292,24 +222,6 @@
we'll end this page with a
perfect <a href="/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html">Disclaimer</a>!</p>
-<h3 id="Guidelines">Humor Submission Guidelines</h3>
-
-<p>Our policy for the humor page is that we will include something if
-all of these are true:</p>
-
-<ol>
-<li>It should be funny.</li>
-
-<li>It has no copyright problems.</li>
-
-<li>It is not libelous.</li>
-
-<li>It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in
-humor.</li>
-
-<li>The humor does not have to be computer-related.</li>
-</ol>
-
</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
<div id="footer">
@@ -367,7 +279,7 @@
<p class="unprintable">Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/05/01 09:26:26 $
+$Date: 2014/05/07 07:34:50 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>