www/fun/jokes users-lightbulb.html

[Pavel Kharitonov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Pavel Kharitonov <ineiev>       13/09/12 05:49:40

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : users-lightbulb.html 

Log message:
        Update boilerplate texts to v1.75.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/users-lightbulb.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.3&r2=1.4

Patches:
Index: users-lightbulb.html
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 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
-<title>How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb? - GNU 
Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
+<!-- Parent-Version: 1.75 -->
+<title>How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?
+- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>How many GNU/Linux users are needed to change a light bulb?</h2>
 
-<pre>
-1 to post a thread in a mailing list telling the bulb has burnt.
-1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.
-1 to complain that the user broke the thread.
-1 to ask what new bulb will he install.
-1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken
-lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it
-would be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical
-current.
-25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable
-lightbulbs.
-5 who say that the burnt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to
-the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.
-1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.
-250 to flood the noob's mail address.
-300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to
-reboot continuously to get back to normal.
-1 former GNU/Linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an
-Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs $250.
-20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a
-20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.
-15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.
-30 to say that national lightbulbs are crippled remasters of foreign
-lightbulbs and that they don't bring anything new.
-23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.
-1 to remind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.
-1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real GNU/Linux
-users aren't afraid of the dark.
-1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed bulb.
-217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.
-6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that
-another should be used.
-20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp switch.
-The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible one.
-1 to yell out: “STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR GOD'S SAKE!”
-350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he
-has scientific proofs of His existence.
-1 to explain how electricity works and why a light bulb is inefficient.
-1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should
-trust in community-made bulbs.
-1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from
-scratch.
-14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it
-in txt or LaTeX.
-5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork
-the house's electric installation and install a better lamp.
-1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.
-1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.
-1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root
-
-And finally:
-The father of the first user, who while everyone was discussing, went
-to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.
-</pre>
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-mailed to the FSF by its author Andre Machado</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
+<ul>
+<li>1 to post a thread in a mailing list telling the bulb has
+burnt.</li>
+<li>1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.</li>
+<li>1 to complain that the user broke the thread.</li>
+<li>1 to ask what new bulb will he install.</li>
+<li>1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a
+broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire
+and that it would be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess
+of electrical current.</li>
+<li>25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable
+lightbulbs.</li>
+<li>5 who say that the burnt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't
+belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail
+list.</li>
+<li>1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft lightbulb.</li>
+<li>250 to flood the noob's mail address.</li>
+<li>300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that
+you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to normal.</li>
+<li>1 former GNU/Linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest
+to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and
+it costs $250.</li>
+<li>20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less
+functions than a 20 times cheaper standard lightbulb.</li>
+<li>15 to suggest to install a national lightbulb.</li>
+<li>30 to say that national lightbulbs are crippled remasters of
+foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring anything new.</li>
+<li>23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent bulb.</li>
+<li>1 to remind everyone that the right name is GNU/Lightbulb.</li>
+<li>1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real
+GNU/Linux users aren't afraid of the dark.</li>
+<li>1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed
+bulb.</li>
+<li>217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another.</li>
+<li>6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements,
+and that another should be used.</li>
+<li>20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp
+switch.</li>
+<li>The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a
+compatible one.</li>
+<li>1 to yell out: &ldquo;STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR
+GOD'S SAKE!&rdquo;</li>
+<li>350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and
+that if he has scientific proofs of His existence.</li>
+<li>1 to explain how electricity works and why a light bulb is
+inefficient.</li>
+<li>1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we
+should trust in community-made bulbs.</li>
+<li>1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from
+scratch.</li>
+<li>14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to
+send it in txt or LaTeX.</li>
+<li>5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that
+they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better
+lamp.</li>
+<li>1 to post a series of commands to put to change the
+lightbulb.</li>
+<li>1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error
+message.</li>
+<li>1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root.</li>
+</ul>
 
-</div>
+<p>And finally:</p>
+
+<ul>
+<li>The father of the first user, who while everyone was discussing,
+went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.</li>
+</ul>
 
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<h3 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h3>
+<p>The joke on this page was
+mailed to the FSF by its author Andre Machado.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
 
+</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
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-<p>
-Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
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-contact</a> the FSF.  
-<br />
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-</p>
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+<!-- Regarding copyright, in general, standalone pages (as opposed to
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-$Date: 2013/09/11 01:35:31 $
+$Date: 2013/09/12 05:49:40 $
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