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Pavel Kharitonov |
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www fun/humor.html fun/jokes/.symlinks server/g... |
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Date: |
Mon, 28 May 2012 09:21:15 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Pavel Kharitonov <ineiev> 12/05/28 09:21:14
Modified files:
fun : humor.html
fun/jokes : .symlinks
server/gnun : gnun.mk
Added files:
fun/jokes : ed-msg.html ed-msg.txt
Removed files:
fun/jokes : ed.msg.txt ed.msg.html
fun/jokes/po : ed.msg.pot ed.msg.translist
Log message:
Fix negotiation.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.72&r2=1.73
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/.symlinks?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.txt?cvsroot=www&r1=1.1&r2=0
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=0
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.pot?cvsroot=www&r1=1.3&r2=0
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.translist?cvsroot=www&r1=1.3&r2=0
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/server/gnun/gnun.mk?cvsroot=www&r1=1.288&r2=1.289
Patches:
Index: fun/humor.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/humor.html,v
retrieving revision 1.72
retrieving revision 1.73
diff -u -b -r1.72 -r1.73
--- fun/humor.html 18 May 2012 19:46:28 -0000 1.72
+++ fun/humor.html 28 May 2012 09:20:22 -0000 1.73
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@
<ul>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/echo-msg.html">GNU Echo</a></li>
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html">Ed, man! !man ed</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/power.users.html">Power Users Guide</a></li>
@@ -340,7 +340,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2012/05/18 19:46:28 $
+$Date: 2012/05/28 09:20:22 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: fun/jokes/.symlinks
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/.symlinks,v
retrieving revision 1.7
retrieving revision 1.8
diff -u -b -r1.7 -r1.8
--- fun/jokes/.symlinks 28 Mar 2012 13:24:42 -0000 1.7
+++ fun/jokes/.symlinks 28 May 2012 09:20:36 -0000 1.8
@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
# Redirect old URL to renamed file
happy-new-year.html happy-new-year.cfbC.html
echo-msg.html echo.msg.html
+ed-msg.html ed.msg.html
#
# Redirect historical URLs to .txt files since
# the former break our Multiviews stuff
Index: server/gnun/gnun.mk
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/server/gnun/gnun.mk,v
retrieving revision 1.288
retrieving revision 1.289
diff -u -b -r1.288 -r1.289
--- server/gnun/gnun.mk 26 May 2012 19:58:31 -0000 1.288
+++ server/gnun/gnun.mk 28 May 2012 09:21:08 -0000 1.289
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@
doctor.manifesto \
echo-msg \
ed \
- ed.msg \
+ ed-msg \
errno.2 \
error-haiku \
eternal-flame \
Index: fun/jokes/ed-msg.html
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/ed-msg.html
diff -N fun/jokes/ed-msg.html
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/ed-msg.html 28 May 2012 09:20:37 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,163 @@
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>Ed, man! !man ed- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<!--#set var="article_name" value="/fun/jokes/ed-msg" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
+
+<h2>Ed, man! !man ed</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+<pre>
+From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)
+Subject: The True Path (long)
+Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
+Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
+</pre>
+
+<p>When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
+<b>and</b> Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages
+like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is
+read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE
+time.</p>
+
+<p>Ed, man! !man ed</p>
+
+<pre>
+ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
+
+NAME
+ ed - text editor
+
+SYNOPSIS
+ ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
+DESCRIPTION
+ Ed is the standard text editor.
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
+alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed
+because it's ED!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:</p>
+
+<pre>
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
+-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
+</pre>
+
+<p>Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <tt>vi</tt> is
+symlinked to <tt>ed</tt>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script
+which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the
+user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:</p>
+<pre>
+golem$ ed
+
+?
+help
+?
+?
+?
+quit
+?
+exit
+?
+bye
+?
+hello?
+?
+eat flaming death
+?
+^C
+?
+^C
+?
+^D
+?
+</pre>
+<p>---</p>
+
+<p>Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is
+generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
+the novice with verbosity.</p>
+
+<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
+
+<p>Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.</p>
+
+<p>ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
+AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
+BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN
+SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!</p>
+
+<p>When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of
+worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an
+EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”.
+Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!</p>
+
+<p>TEXT EDITOR.</p>
+
+<p>When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
+“edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No.
+Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all.
+The standard.</p>
+
+<p>Ed is for those who can <b>remember</b> what they are working on.
+If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you
+should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.
+THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED
+TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS
+SPOKEN!!!</p>
+
+<p>?</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt">plain
+text</a>, plus an <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.hup">Intel “press
+release”</a> edited with <tt>ed</tt>.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+
+</div>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
+the FSF.<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2012/05/28 09:20:37 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
Index: fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt
diff -N fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt
--- /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/ed-msg.txt 28 May 2012 09:20:37 -0000 1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,101 @@
+From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)
+Subject: The True Path (long)
+Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
+Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
+
+When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
+*and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like,
+'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor
+that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
+
+Ed, man! !man ed
+
+ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
+
+NAME
+ ed - text editor
+
+SYNOPSIS
+ ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
+DESCRIPTION
+ Ed is the standard text editor.
+---
+
+Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
+alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed
+because it's ED!
+
+"Ed is the standard text editor."
+
+And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
+
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
+-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
+
+Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
+Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
+message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
+and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
+
+"Ed is the standard text editor."
+
+Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
+
+golem> ed
+
+?
+help
+?
+?
+?
+quit
+?
+exit
+?
+bye
+?
+hello?
+?
+eat flaming death
+?
+^C
+?
+^C
+?
+^D
+?
+
+---
+Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is
+generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
+the novice with verbosity.
+
+"Ed is the standard text editor."
+
+Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
+
+ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
+AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
+BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN
+SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
+
+When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
+help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!!
+Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
+ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!
+
+TEXT EDITOR.
+
+When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
+"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely
+you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
+
+Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you
+are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should
+not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE
+SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
+FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!
+
+?
+
Index: fun/jokes/ed.msg.txt
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/ed.msg.txt
diff -N fun/jokes/ed.msg.txt
--- fun/jokes/ed.msg.txt 23 Dec 2011 05:23:57 -0000 1.1
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,101 +0,0 @@
-From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)
-Subject: The True Path (long)
-Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
-Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
-
-When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
-*and* Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like,
-'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'. So I use the editor
-that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.
-
-Ed, man! !man ed
-
-ED(1) UNIX Programmer's Manual ED(1)
-
-NAME
- ed - text editor
-
-SYNOPSIS
- ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
-DESCRIPTION
- Ed is the standard text editor.
----
-
-Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
-alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed
-because it's ED!
-
-"Ed is the standard text editor."
-
-And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:
-
--rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
--rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
--rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
-
-Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
-Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
-message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
-and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!
-
-"Ed is the standard text editor."
-
-Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:
-
-golem> ed
-
-?
-help
-?
-?
-?
-quit
-?
-exit
-?
-bye
-?
-hello?
-?
-eat flaming death
-?
-^C
-?
-^C
-?
-^D
-?
-
----
-Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is
-generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
-the novice with verbosity.
-
-"Ed is the standard text editor."
-
-Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.
-
-ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
-AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
-BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN
-SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!
-
-When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
-help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!!
-Not a "viitor". Not a "emacsitor". Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
-ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!
-
-TEXT EDITOR.
-
-When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
-"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely
-you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.
-
-Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on. If you
-are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should
-not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE
-SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
-FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!
-
-?
-
Index: fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
diff -N fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
--- fun/jokes/ed.msg.html 18 May 2012 19:46:51 -0000 1.11
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,162 +0,0 @@
-<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<title>Ed, man! !man ed- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-<!--#include virtual="/fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.translist" -->
-
-<h2>Ed, man! !man ed</h2>
-
-<blockquote>
-<pre>
-From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)
-Subject: The True Path (long)
-Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
-Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack
-</pre>
-
-<p>When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
-<b>and</b> Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages
-like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is
-read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE
-time.</p>
-
-<p>Ed, man! !man ed</p>
-
-<pre>
-ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)
-
-NAME
- ed - text editor
-
-SYNOPSIS
- ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
-DESCRIPTION
- Ed is the standard text editor.
-</pre>
-<p>---</p>
-
-<p>Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
-alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed
-because it's ED!</p>
-
-<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
-
-<p>And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:</p>
-
-<pre>
--rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
--rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
--rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
-</pre>
-
-<p>Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <tt>vi</tt> is
-symlinked to <tt>ed</tt>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script
-which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the
-user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!</p>
-
-<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
-
-<p>Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:</p>
-<pre>
-golem$ ed
-
-?
-help
-?
-?
-?
-quit
-?
-exit
-?
-bye
-?
-hello?
-?
-eat flaming death
-?
-^C
-?
-^C
-?
-^D
-?
-</pre>
-<p>---</p>
-
-<p>Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is
-generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
-the novice with verbosity.</p>
-
-<p>“Ed is the standard text editor.”</p>
-
-<p>Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.</p>
-
-<p>ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
-AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
-BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN
-SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!</p>
-
-<p>When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of
-worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an
-EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”.
-Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!</p>
-
-<p>TEXT EDITOR.</p>
-
-<p>When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
-“edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No.
-Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all.
-The standard.</p>
-
-<p>Ed is for those who can <b>remember</b> what they are working on.
-If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you
-should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.
-THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED
-TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS
-SPOKEN!!!</p>
-
-<p>?</p>
-</blockquote>
-
-<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.msg">plain
-text</a>, plus an <a href="/fun/jokes/ed.hup">Intel “press
-release”</a> edited with <tt>ed</tt>.</p>
-
-<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
-Collection.</p>
-
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
-<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
-FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
-Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-
-</div>
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-
-<div id="footer">
-<p>Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
-There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
-the FSF.<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
-
-<p>
-Please see the
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Updated:
-<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2012/05/18 19:46:51 $
-<!-- timestamp end -->
-</p>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-</body>
-</html>
Index: fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.pot
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.pot
diff -N fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.pot
--- fun/jokes/po/ed.msg.pot 19 May 2012 01:21:43 -0000 1.3
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,238 +0,0 @@
-# LANGUAGE translation of http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
-# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
-# This file is distributed under the same license as the original article.
-# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
-#
-#, fuzzy
-msgid ""
-msgstr ""
-"Project-Id-Version: ed.msg.html\n"
-"POT-Creation-Date: 2012-05-18 20:26-0300\n"
-"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
-"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
-"Language-Team: LANGUAGE <address@hidden>\n"
-"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
-"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
-"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
-
-#. type: Content of: <title>
-msgid "Ed, man! !man ed- GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <h2>
-msgid "Ed, man! !man ed"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><pre>
-#, no-wrap
-msgid ""
-"From: address@hidden (Patrick J. LoPresti)\n"
-"Subject: The True Path (long)\n"
-"Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT\n"
-"Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs,alt.slack\n"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi "
-"<b>and</b> Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, "
-"‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read "
-"only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "Ed, man! !man ed"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><pre>
-#, no-wrap
-msgid ""
-"ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)\n"
-"\n"
-"NAME\n"
-" ed - text editor\n"
-"\n"
-"SYNOPSIS\n"
-" ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]\n"
-"DESCRIPTION\n"
-" Ed is the standard text editor.\n"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-#:
-msgid "---"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, "
-"but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-#:
-msgid "“Ed is the standard text editor.”"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><pre>
-#, no-wrap
-msgid ""
-"-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed\n"
-"-rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi\n"
-"-rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs\n"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"Of course, on the system <b>I</b> administrate, <tt>vi</tt> is symlinked to "
-"<tt>ed</tt>. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a "
-"syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; "
-"and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><pre>
-#, no-wrap
-msgid ""
-"golem$ ed\n"
-"\n"
-"?\n"
-"help\n"
-"?\n"
-"?\n"
-"?\n"
-"quit\n"
-"?\n"
-"exit\n"
-"?\n"
-"bye\n"
-"?\n"
-"hello?\n"
-"?\n"
-"eat flaming death\n"
-"?\n"
-"^C\n"
-"?\n"
-"^C\n"
-"?\n"
-"^D\n"
-"?\n"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous "
-"enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with "
-"verbosity."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND "
-"IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY "
-"FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE "
-"BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help "
-"screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a "
-"“viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren't even "
-"WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "TEXT EDITOR."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their "
-"“edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? "
-"Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid ""
-"Ed is for those who can <b>remember</b> what they are working on. If you "
-"are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be "
-"vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED "
-"“VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE "
-"FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
-msgid "?"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <p>
-msgid ""
-"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/ed.msg\">plain text</a>, "
-"plus an <a href=\"/fun/jokes/ed.hup\">Intel “press release”</a> "
-"edited with <tt>ed</tt>."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <p>
-msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
Collection."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <h4>
-msgid "Disclaimer"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <p>
-msgid ""
-"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
-"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <p>
-msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
-#. type: Content of: <div>
-msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <div><p>
-msgid ""
-"Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to <a "
-"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are also <a "
-"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <div><p>
-msgid ""
-"Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
-"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. type: Content of: <div><p>
-msgid ""
-"Please see the <a "
-"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
-"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
-msgstr ""
-
-#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
-#. type: Content of: <div><div>
-msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
-msgstr ""
-
-#. timestamp start
-#. type: Content of: <div><p>
-msgid "Updated:"
-msgstr ""
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