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From: Yavor Doganov
Subject: www/fun/jokes last.bug.html
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 2010 15:37:43 +0000

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   10/01/20 15:37:43

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : last.bug.html 

Log message:
        Use the `lyrics' CSS class.  Don't include footer-min.  Minor
        boilerplate compliance changes.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/last.bug.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10

Patches:
Index: last.bug.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/last.bug.html,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- last.bug.html       5 Nov 2008 00:45:28 -0000       1.9
+++ last.bug.html       20 Jan 2010 15:37:34 -0000      1.10
@@ -1,74 +1,68 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
 <title>The Last Bug - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>The Last Bug</h2>
 
-<pre>
-        THE LAST BUG
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>&ldquo;But you're out of your mind,&rdquo;<br />
+They said with a shrug.<br />
+&ldquo;The customer's happy;<br />
+What's one little bug?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>But he was determined.<br />
+The others went home.<br />
+He spread out the program,<br />
+Deserted, alone.</p>
+
+<p>The cleaning men came,<br />
+The whole room was cluttered<br />
+With memory-dumps, punch cards.<br />
+&ldquo;I'm close,&rdquo; he muttered.</p>
+
+<p>The mumbling got louder,<br />
+Simple deduction,<br />
+&ldquo;I've got it, it's right,<br />
+Just change one instruction.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It still wasn't perfect,<br />
+As year followed year,<br />
+And strangers would comment,<br />
+&ldquo;Is that guy still here?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He died at the console,<br />
+Of hunger and thirst.<br />
+Next day he was buried,<br />
+Face down, nine-edge first.</p>
+
+<p>And the last bug in sight,<br />
+An ant passing by,<br />
+Saluted his tombstone,<br />
+And whispered, &ldquo;Nice try.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
 
-"But you're out of your mind,"
-They said with a shrug.
-"The customer's happy;
-What's one little bug?"
-
-But he was determined.
-The others went home.
-He spread out the program,
-Deserted, alone.
-
-The cleaning men came,
-The whole room was cluttered
-With memory-dumps, punch cards.
-"I'm close," he muttered.
-
-The mumbling got louder,
-Simple deduction,
-"I've got it, it's right,
-Just change one instruction."
-
-It still wasn't perfect,
-As year followed year,
-And strangers would comment,
-"Is that guy still here?"
-
-He died at the console,
-Of hunger and thirst.
-Next day he was buried,
-Face down, nine-edge first.
-
-And the last bug in sight,
-An ant passing by,
-Saluted his tombstone,
-And whispered, "Nice try."
-</pre>
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug">plain
+text</a>.</p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
 <p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
 </div>
 
-</div>
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
 
 <div id="footer">
 <p>
 Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
-also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.  
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
 <br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.
 </p>
 
 <p>
@@ -78,10 +72,9 @@
 translations of this article.
 </p>
 
-<p>
-Updated:
+<p>Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:28 $
+$Date: 2010/01/20 15:37:34 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
@@ -89,24 +82,25 @@
 <div id="translations">
 <h4>Translations of this page</h4>
 
-  <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
-  <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
-  <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
-  <!-- English is.  If you add a new language here, please -->
-  <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
-  <!--      one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
-  <!--    - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
-  <!--      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
-  <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
-  <!--     http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code.
+     Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German.
+     Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text.
+     If you add a new language here, please
+     advise address@hidden and add it to
+      - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html
+      - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway"
+      - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias
+      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases
+     Please also check you have the language code right; see:
+     http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php
+     If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available,
+     use the 3-letter ISO 639-2.
+     Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
 
 <ul class="translations-list">
 <!-- English -->
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/last.bug.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
 </ul>
-
 </div>
 </div>
 </body>




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