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Yavor Doganov |
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Subject: |
www/fun/jokes hackersong.html |
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Date: |
Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:42:51 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 09/11/20 14:42:50
Modified files:
fun/jokes : hackersong.html
Log message:
Convert to XHTML.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.5&r2=1.6
Patches:
Index: hackersong.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html,v
retrieving revision 1.5
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -b -r1.5 -r1.6
--- hackersong.html 24 Aug 2007 01:04:31 -0000 1.5
+++ hackersong.html 20 Nov 2009 14:42:42 -0000 1.6
@@ -1,132 +1,111 @@
-<!-- For the JOKES pages. -->
-<!-- This is a boilerplate for the web pages used in the GNU project. -->
-<!-- Please change it according to specifications below. -->
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>If the Beatles were hackers . . . - GNU Project - Free Software
-Foundation (FSF)</TITLE>
-<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<LINK REV="made" HREF="mailto:address@hidden";>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
-
-<H3>If the Beatles were hackers . . .</H3>
-
-<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
- ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
- WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-[
- <A HREF="/fun/jokes/hackersong.html">English</A>
-| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/hackersong.ko.html">Korean</A>
-]
-
-<HR>
-
-<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to -->
-<!-- * replace the "JokeTITLE" in both places above. -->
-<!-- * if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer. -->
-<!-- * delete "HERE IS THE BODY OF THE JOKE" -->
-
-<H4>Eleanor Rigby (with apologies to the Beatles)</H4>
-Eleanor Rigby
-Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
-Lives in a dream
-Waits for a signal
-Writing some code that will make the machine do some more
-Who is it for?
-
-All these lonely users, where do they all come from
-All these lonely users, where do they all belong
-
-Hacker Mackenzy
-Writing the code for a program that no one will run
-Its nearly done.
-Look at him working.
-Fixing the bugs late at night when there's nobody there
-nobody cares.
-
-All these lonely users, where do they all come from
-All these lonely users, where do they all belong
-Ahhhh.... look at all those lonely users...
-Ahhhh.... look at all those lonely users...
-
-<H4>Always a hacker (with apologies to Billy Joel)</H4>
-She can kill all your files
-She can freeze with a frown
-And a wave of her hand bring your whole system down
-And she works on her code until twelve after three
-She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.
-
-<H4>Unknown morbid source:</H4>
-He died at the console of hunger and thirst
-Next day he was buried
-Face down, nine edge first.
-
-<!-- if you want to translate above song into another language and not
-certain the meaning of the last phrase, refer to tower's commet. - chsong.
-
-My guess is that "nine edge first" refers to the bottom edge of an old
-computer punch card. "Face down, nine edge first." was the usual way
-one loaded these cards into a card reader, verifier, punch, tabulator,
-etc. I my guess is right, I suggest you translate the phrase literally,
-and if you wish add a footnote explaining the phrase.
-
-See http://www.geocities.com/pattonhq/ibm.html which has some
-history and special purpose cards. The generic ones just had 80
-columns of 12 rows with the 9's at the bottom or each column. The
-last example card on that page comes closest to a generic one. There
-were cards made with fewer columns.
- http://www.computer-museum.org/collections/hollerith.html
-which has a card in a very old punch and some history.
- http://www.computer-museum.org/collections/ibm_card_sort.html
-which has some of the machines used in the 50's and 60's (I used
-machines like this in the 60's.)
--->
-
-<HR>
-
-<P>
-<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.
-
-<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
-
-The joke on this page was obtained
-from the FSF's
-<A HREF="http://mail.gnu.org/";>email archives</A>
-of the GNU Project.
-<BR>
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
-
-<!-- * If needed, change the copyright block at the bottom. -->
-<!-- In general, all pages on the -->
-<!-- GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying. -->
-<!-- Please do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first. -->
-
-<HR>
-
-<P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
-
-<P>
-Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
-contact</A> the FSF.
-
-<P>
-Please send comments on these web pages to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
-send other questions to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-
-<P>
-Updated:
-<!-- hhmts start -->
-$Date: 2007/08/24 01:04:31 $
-<!-- hhmts end -->
-<HR>
-</BODY>
-</HTML>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+<title>If the Beatles were hackers… - GNU Project - Free
+ Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+<h2>If the Beatles were hackers…</h2>
+
+<h3>Eleanor Rigby (with apologies to the Beatles)</h3>
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>Eleanor Rigby<br />
+Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen<br />
+Lives in a dream<br />
+Waits for a signal<br />
+Writing some code that will make the machine do some more<br />
+Who is it for?</p>
+
+<p>All these lonely users, where do they all come from<br />
+All these lonely users, where do they all belong</p>
+
+<p>Hacker Mackenzy<br />
+Writing the code for a program that no one will run<br />
+Its nearly done.<br />
+Look at him working.<br />
+Fixing the bugs late at night when there's nobody there<br />
+nobody cares.</p>
+
+<p>All these lonely users, where do they all come from<br />
+All these lonely users, where do they all belong<br />
+Ahhhh… look at all those lonely users…<br />
+Ahhhh… look at all those lonely users…</p>
+</div>
+
+<h3>Always a hacker (with apologies to Billy Joel)</h3>
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>She can kill all your files<br />
+She can freeze with a frown<br />
+And a wave of her hand bring your whole system down<br />
+And she works on her code until twelve after three<br />
+She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.</p>
+</div>
+
+<h3>Unknown morbid source</h3>
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>He died at the console of hunger and thirst<br />
+Next day he was buried<br />
+Face down, nine edge first.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>. There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2009/11/20 14:42:42 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code.
+ Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German.
+ Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text.
+ If you add a new language here, please
+ advise address@hidden and add it to
+ - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html
+ - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway"
+ - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias
+ to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases
+ Please also check you have the language code right; see:
+ http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php
+ If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available,
+ use the 3-letter ISO 639-2.
+ Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/hackersong.html">English</a> [en]</li>
+<!-- Korean -->
+<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/hackersong.ko.html">한국어</a> [ko]</li>
+</ul>
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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