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[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/10/14 20:26:26

Modified files:
        philosophy     : shouldbefree.ca.html 
Added files:
        fun/jokes/po   : error-haiku.pot 

Log message:
        Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.pot?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.4&r2=1.5

Patches:
Index: philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html
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RCS file: /web/www/www/philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html,v
retrieving revision 1.4
retrieving revision 1.5
diff -u -b -r1.4 -r1.5
--- philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html     14 Oct 2009 08:26:16 -0000      1.4
+++ philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html     14 Oct 2009 20:26:22 -0000      1.5
@@ -902,7 +902,7 @@
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 Updated:
 
-$Date: 2009/10/14 08:26:16 $
+$Date: 2009/10/14 20:26:22 $
 
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Index: fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.pot
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.pot
diff -N fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.pot
--- /dev/null   1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/po/error-haiku.pot        14 Oct 2009 20:26:17 -0000      1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,192 @@
+# SOME DESCRIPTIVE TITLE
+# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
+# This file is distributed under the same license as the PACKAGE package.
+# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
+#
+#, fuzzy
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Project-Id-Version: PACKAGE VERSION\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: 2009-10-14 16:26-0300\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
+"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
+"Language-Team: LANGUAGE <address@hidden>\n"
+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
+
+# type: Content of: <title>
+msgid "Haiku error messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+msgid "Error messages in Haiku?"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR "
+"MESSAGES IN HAIKU&hellip;"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "A file that big?<br /> It might be very useful.<br /> But now it is 
gone."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Yesterday it worked<br /> Today it is not working<br /> Windows is like 
that"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Stay the patient course<br /> Of little worth is your ire<br /> The network "
+"is down"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Three things are certain:<br /> Death, taxes, and lost data.<br /> Guess "
+"which has occurred."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"You step in the stream,<br /> but the water has moved on.<br /> This page is "
+"not here."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Out of memory.<br /> We wish to hold the whole sky,<br /> But we never 
will."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Having been erased,<br /> The document you're seeking<br /> Must now be "
+"retyped."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Rather than a beep<br /> Or a rude error message,<br /> These words: "
+"&ldquo;File not found.&rdquo;"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Serious error.<br /> All shortcuts have disappeared.<br /> "
+"Screen. Mind. Both are blank."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "The Web site you seek<br /> cannot be located but<br /> endless others 
exist"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Chaos reigns within.<br /> Reflect, repent, and reboot.<br /> Order shall "
+"return."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "ABORTED effort:<br /> Close all that you have.<br /> You ask way too 
much."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"First snow, then silence.<br /> This thousand dollar screen dies<br /> so "
+"beautifully."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"With searching comes loss<br /> and the presence of absence:<br /> &ldquo;My "
+"Novel&rdquo; not found."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"The Tao that is seen<br /> Is not the true Tao, until<br /> You bring fresh "
+"toner."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Windows NT crashed.<br /> I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br /> No one hears "
+"your screams."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "A crash reduces<br /> your expensive computer<br /> to a simple stone."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Error messages<br /> cannot completely convey.<br /> We now know shared "
+"loss."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/error-haiku\">plain "
+"text</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at <a "
+"href=\"http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html\";> "
+"http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor 
Collection."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Disclaimer"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
+"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
+# type: Content of: <div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  There are also <a "
+"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.  <br /> Please send "
+"broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please see the <a "
+"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
+"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
+# type: Content of: <div><div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
+msgstr ""
+
+#.  timestamp start 
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Updated:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><h4>
+msgid "Translations of this page"
+msgstr ""