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From: Yavor Doganov
Subject: www/fun/jokes error-haiku.html
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:48:53 +0000

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/10/14 13:48:53

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : error-haiku.html 

Log message:
        Use the `lyrics' class to split the poem in chunks.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9

Patches:
Index: error-haiku.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html,v
retrieving revision 1.8
retrieving revision 1.9
diff -u -b -r1.8 -r1.9
--- error-haiku.html    5 Nov 2008 00:45:27 -0000       1.8
+++ error-haiku.html    14 Oct 2009 13:48:46 -0000      1.9
@@ -1,128 +1,126 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
 <title>Haiku error messages - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation 
(FSF)</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>Error messages in Haiku?</h2>
 
-<pre>
-IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS,
-YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU...
-
- A file that big?
- It might be very useful.
- But now it is gone.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Yesterday it worked
- Today it is not working
- Windows is like that
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Stay the patient course
- Of little worth is your ire
- The network is down
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Three things are certain:
- Death, taxes, and lost data.
- Guess which has occurred.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- You step in the stream,
- but the water has moved on.
- This page is not here.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Out of memory.
- We wish to hold the whole sky,
- But we never will.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Having been erased,
- The document you're seeking
- Must now be retyped.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Rather than a beep
- Or a rude error message,
- These words: "File not found."
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Serious error.
- All shortcuts have disappeared.
- Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- The Web site you seek
- cannot be located but
- endless others exist
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Chaos reigns within.
- Reflect, repent, and reboot.
- Order shall return.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- ABORTED effort:
- Close all that you have.
- You ask way too much.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- First snow, then silence.
- This thousand dollar screen dies
- so beautifully.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- With searching comes loss
- and the presence of absence:
- "My Novel" not found.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- The Tao that is seen
- Is not the true Tao, until
- You bring fresh toner.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Windows NT crashed.
- I am the Blue Screen of Death.
- No one hears your screams.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- A crash reduces
- your expensive computer
- to a simple stone.
-  - - - - - - - - - - - -
- Error messages
- cannot completely convey.
- We now know shared loss.
-</pre>
-Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at 
+<blockquote><p>IMAGINE IF INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC TEXT STRINGS, YOUR
+COMPUTER PRODUCED ERROR MESSAGES IN HAIKU&hellip;</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>A file that big?<br />
+It might be very useful.<br />
+But now it is gone.</p>
+
+<p>Yesterday it worked<br />
+Today it is not working<br />
+Windows is like that</p>
+
+<p>Stay the patient course<br />
+Of little worth is your ire<br />
+The network is down</p>
+
+<p>Three things are certain:<br />
+Death, taxes, and lost data.<br />
+Guess which has occurred.</p>
+
+<p>You step in the stream,<br />
+but the water has moved on.<br />
+This page is not here.</p>
+
+<p>Out of memory.<br />
+We wish to hold the whole sky,<br />
+But we never will.</p>
+
+<p>Having been erased,<br />
+The document you're seeking<br />
+Must now be retyped.</p>
+
+<p>Rather than a beep<br />
+Or a rude error message,<br />
+These words: &ldquo;File not found.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Serious error.<br />
+All shortcuts have disappeared.<br />
+Screen. Mind. Both are blank.</p>
+
+<p>The Web site you seek<br />
+cannot be located but<br />
+endless others exist</p>
+
+<p>Chaos reigns within.<br />
+Reflect, repent, and reboot.<br />
+Order shall return.</p>
+
+<p>ABORTED effort:<br />
+Close all that you have.<br />
+You ask way too much.</p>
+
+<p>First snow, then silence.<br />
+This thousand dollar screen dies<br />
+so beautifully.</p>
+
+<p>With searching comes loss<br />
+and the presence of absence:<br />
+&ldquo;My Novel&rdquo; not found.</p>
+
+<p>The Tao that is seen<br />
+Is not the true Tao, until<br />
+You bring fresh toner.</p>
+
+<p>Windows NT crashed.<br />
+I am the Blue Screen of Death.<br />
+No one hears your screams.</p>
+
+<p>A crash reduces<br />
+your expensive computer<br />
+to a simple stone.</p>
+
+<p>Error messages<br />
+cannot completely convey.<br />
+We now know shared loss.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>This joke is also available
+in <a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku">plain text</a>.</p>
+
+<p>Credits and more haiku error messages can be found at
 <a href="http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html";>
-http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>
+http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>.</p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
 <p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
 
 </div>
 
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
 
 <div id="footer">
 <p>
 Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
-also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.  
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
 <br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.
 </p>
 
 <p>
-Please see the 
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
+Please see
+the <a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.
 </p>
 
 <p>
 Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:27 $
+$Date: 2009/10/14 13:48:46 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
@@ -130,24 +128,25 @@
 <div id="translations">
 <h4>Translations of this page</h4>
 
-  <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
-  <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
-  <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
-  <!-- English is.  If you add a new language here, please -->
-  <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
-  <!--      one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
-  <!--    - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
-  <!--      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
-  <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
-  <!--     http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!--  - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!--  - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!--  - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!--  to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the language code right; see: -->
+<!-- http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php -->
+<!-- If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available, -->
+<!-- use the 3-letter ISO 639-2. -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
 
 <ul class="translations-list">
 <!-- English -->
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
 </ul>
-
 </div>
 </div>
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