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From: Yavor Doganov
Subject: www philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html fun/jokes/p...
Date: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:26:04 +0000

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/10/13 08:26:04

Modified files:
        philosophy     : shouldbefree.ca.html 
Added files:
        fun/jokes/po   : errno.2.pot 

Log message:
        Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/errno.2.pot?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.1&r2=1.2

Patches:
Index: philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html,v
retrieving revision 1.1
retrieving revision 1.2
diff -u -b -r1.1 -r1.2
--- philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html     12 Oct 2009 20:26:06 -0000      1.1
+++ philosophy/shouldbefree.ca.html     13 Oct 2009 08:26:00 -0000      1.2
@@ -902,7 +902,7 @@
 <!-- timestamp start -->
 Updated:
 
-$Date: 2009/10/12 20:26:06 $
+$Date: 2009/10/13 08:26:00 $
 
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>

Index: fun/jokes/po/errno.2.pot
===================================================================
RCS file: fun/jokes/po/errno.2.pot
diff -N fun/jokes/po/errno.2.pot
--- /dev/null   1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ fun/jokes/po/errno.2.pot    13 Oct 2009 08:25:53 -0000      1.1
@@ -0,0 +1,279 @@
+# SOME DESCRIPTIVE TITLE
+# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
+# This file is distributed under the same license as the PACKAGE package.
+# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
+#
+#, fuzzy
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Project-Id-Version: PACKAGE VERSION\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: 2009-10-13 04:25-0300\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
+"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
+"Language-Team: LANGUAGE <address@hidden>\n"
+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
+
+# type: Content of: <title>
+msgid "errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+msgid "Subject: errno(2) codes"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during the "
+"summer.  I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX "
+"conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest was held "
+"to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of the errno(2) "
+"&lsquo;EERROR&rsquo; type.  This contest had been tried at an earlier "
+"European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry was:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ENOTOBACCO"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Read on an empty pipe"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"You get the idea.  A partial [alphabetized] list of &lsquo;top(?)&rsquo; "
+"entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your "
+"pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EBEFOREI"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Invalid syntax"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ECHERNOBYL"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Core dumped"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ECRAY"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Program exited before being run"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EDINGDONG"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "The daemon is dead"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EFLAT"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "System needs tuning"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EGEEK"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Program written by inept Frat member"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EIEIO"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Here-a-bug, there-a-bug, &hellip;"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EIUD"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Missing period"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ELECTROLUX"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Your code could stand to be cleaned up"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EMILYPOST"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Wrong fork"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "END.ARMS.CONTROL"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Silo overflow"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ENOHORSE"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Mount failed"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "ENONSEQUETOR"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "C program not derived from main(){printf(\"Hello, world\");}"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EWATERGATE"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Extended tape gap"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+#:  
+msgid "EWOK"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Aliens sighted"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Your code appears to have been stir-fried"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EWOULDBNICE"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "The feature you want has not been implemented yet"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid "And finally, a sort-of &lsquo;period piece&rsquo;:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "EMR.ED"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid ""
+"A host is a host,<br /> From coast to coast<br /> And nobody talks to a host "
+"that's close,<br /> Unless the host that isn't close<br /> Is busy, hung, or "
+"dead."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid "I would also like this new signal to be supported:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><th>
+msgid "SIGNUKE"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><table><tr><td>
+msgid "Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-)"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"--Naim Abdullah<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;Dept. of EECS,<br /> "
+"&nbsp;&nbsp;Northwestern University,<br /> &nbsp;&nbsp;ihnp4!nucsrl!naim"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/errno.2\">plain "
+"text</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor 
Collection."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Disclaimer"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
+"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
+# type: Content of: <div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  There are also <a "
+"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.  <br /> Please send "
+"broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please see the <a "
+"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
+"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
+# type: Content of: <div><div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
+msgstr ""
+
+#.  timestamp start 
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Updated:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><h4>
+msgid "Translations of this page"
+msgstr ""




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