www/fun/jokes bug.war.html

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/02/27 14:38:45

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : bug.war.html 

Log message:
        Boilerplate compliance; also split <pre> contents into three
        paragraphs.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8

Patches:
Index: bug.war.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html,v
retrieving revision 1.7
retrieving revision 1.8
diff -u -b -r1.7 -r1.8
--- bug.war.html        5 Nov 2008 00:45:26 -0000       1.7
+++ bug.war.html        27 Feb 2009 14:38:35 -0000      1.8
@@ -1,66 +1,59 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
-<title>War against bugs! - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
+<title>War against bugs!</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>War against bugs!</h2>
 
-<pre>
-From Doctor Dobb's Journal, 2/90, p. 158,"The War on Bugs" (humor)
+<p>From <cite>Doctor Dobb's Journal</cite>, 2/90, p. 158, &ldquo;The
+War on Bugs&rdquo; (humor):</p>
 
-  I wish I could tell you that we're going to be able to eliminate all
-bug use in America, but that would be insincere.  We will spare no
-expense to wipe out computer viruses, which are responsible for fully
-one-hundredth of one percent of lost producticity due to bugs.  And you
-can rest assured that we will lean heavily on the cheapo shareware and
-freeware channels.  I have the notorious Richard Stallman under FBI
-surveillance right now.  But there will be a few common bugs that will
-not come under the jurisdiction of the BEA.  We have no intention of
-harrassing Microsoft, Ashton-Tate, Lotus, or any other producer of the
-fine software that has made this nation what it is today.  After all,
-the occasional system crash is not really a bug.  We will, however,
-continute to restrict use of their products on commercial air flights.
-  --Michael Swaine, editor-at-large
-</pre>
-
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<blockquote><p>I wish I could tell you that we're going to be able to
+eliminate all bug use in America, but that would be insincere.  We
+will spare no expense to wipe out computer viruses, which are
+responsible for fully one-hundredth of one percent of lost
+producticity due to bugs.  And you can rest assured that we will lean
+heavily on the cheapo shareware and freeware channels.  I have the
+notorious Richard Stallman under FBI surveillance right now.  But
+there will be a few common bugs that will not come under the
+jurisdiction of the BEA.  We have no intention of harrassing
+Microsoft, Ashton-Tate, Lotus, or any other producer of the fine
+software that has made this nation what it is today.  After all, the
+occasional system crash is not really a bug.  We will, however,
+continute to restrict use of their products on commercial air
+flights.</p>
+<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;--Michael Swaine, editor-at-large</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/bugs.war">plain
+text</a>.</p>
+
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
+
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
 <p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
 
 </div>
 
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
 
 <div id="footer">
-<p>
-Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
-also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.  
-<br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
-</p>
-
-<p>
-Please see the 
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
-</p>
+<p>Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 
+the FSF.<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.</p>
+
+<p>Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.</p>
 
-<p>
-Updated:
+<p>Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:26 $
+$Date: 2009/02/27 14:38:35 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
@@ -68,24 +61,25 @@
 <div id="translations">
 <h4>Translations of this page</h4>
 
-  <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
-  <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
-  <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
-  <!-- English is.  If you add a new language here, please -->
-  <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
-  <!--      one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
-  <!--    - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
-  <!--      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
-  <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
-  <!--     http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!--  - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!--  - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!--  - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!--  to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the language code right; see: -->
+<!-- http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php -->
+<!-- If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available, -->
+<!-- use the 3-letter ISO 639-2. -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
 
 <ul class="translations-list">
 <!-- English -->
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/bug.war.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
 </ul>
-
 </div>
 </div>
 </body>