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www/fun/jokes anagrams.html
From: |
Yavor Doganov |
Subject: |
www/fun/jokes anagrams.html |
Date: |
Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:21:02 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 09/02/24 12:21:02
Modified files:
fun/jokes : anagrams.html
Log message:
Use <q> instead of <cite>. Add "cellpadding" attribute to <table>.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
Patches:
Index: anagrams.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- anagrams.html 24 Feb 2009 12:16:22 -0000 1.9
+++ anagrams.html 24 Feb 2009 12:20:59 -0000 1.10
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has
way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.</p>
-<table cellspacing="15">
+<table cellpadding="15" cellspacing="15">
<tr><td>Dormitory</td> <td>Dirty Room</td></tr>
<tr><td>Evangelist</td> <td>Evil's Agent</td></tr>
@@ -47,38 +47,39 @@
<tr><td>Year Two Thousand</td> <td>A year to shut down</td></tr>
</table>
+<p></p>
<p>This one's truly amazing:</p>
-<p><cite>To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler
-in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
-fortune.</cite></p>
+<p><q>To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in
+the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous
+fortune.</q></p>
<p>And the Anagram:</p>
-<p><cite>In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
+<p><q>In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns
-rotten.</cite></p>
+rotten.</q></p>
<p>And for the grand finale:</p>
-<p><cite>That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for
-mankind.</cite><br />--Neil Armstrong</p>
+<p><q>That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for
+mankind.</q><br />--Neil Armstrong</p>
<p>The Anagram:</p>
-<p><cite>A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag
-on moon! On to Mars!</cite></p>
+<p><q>A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag
+on moon! On to Mars!</q></p>
<p>Nope, one more!</p>
<p>The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment
trial:</p>
-<p><cite>PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA</cite></p>
+<p><q>PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA</q></p>
<p>The Anagram:</p>
-<p><cite>TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS</cite>
+<p><q>TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS</q>
</p></blockquote>
<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/anagrams">plain
@@ -112,7 +113,7 @@
<p>Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2009/02/24 12:16:22 $
+$Date: 2009/02/24 12:20:59 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>