www/fun/po humor.pot

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/02/20 21:27:56

Added files:
        fun/po         : humor.pot 

Log message:
        Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/po/humor.pot?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1

Patches:
Index: humor.pot
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RCS file: humor.pot
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+# SOME DESCRIPTIVE TITLE
+# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
+# This file is distributed under the same license as the PACKAGE package.
+# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
+#
+#, fuzzy
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Project-Id-Version: PACKAGE VERSION\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: 2009-02-20 16:25-0500\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
+"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
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+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
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+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+msgid "Laugh along with GNU"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "This is a web page designed to provide some laughs to the working 
hackers."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"It contains software, documentation, music, poems, etc. submitted by GNU "
+"users and collected by GNU contributers over the years."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Many of the graphics in the <a href=\"/graphics/graphics.html\">GNU Art "
+"Gallery</a> also have humorous twists."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Create More Laughs"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Here are some <a href=\"/server/tasks.html#fun\">more laughs</a> that could "
+"be added here."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Humor submissions are welcome and encouraged.  Please read <a "
+"href=\"#Guidelines\">Humor Submission Guidelines</a> for details about "
+"submitting content for the humor section."
+msgstr ""
+
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+"Please send us, <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>, your "
+"ideas for more laughs to be added to this page and this web site!"
+msgstr ""
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+
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+msgstr ""
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+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
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+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html\">Source code for ed in BrainFuck "
+";-)</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/errno.2.html\">Errno codes</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html\">Error messages</a> in Haiku"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
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+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html\">Happy New Year in 4 "
+"languages</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/merry-xmas.html\">Merry Christmas in 4 
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+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/long-options.html\">Long Options?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/software.terms.html\">Software Terms</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/pasta.code.html\">Spaghetti Code</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html\">Unix Error Messages</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html\">GNU-Overflow?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/helloworld.html\">Hello World!</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html\">GNU Emacs</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/emacs.man\">Emacs man page from Plan9</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/ubuntu.html\">Ubuntu</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Documentation"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html\">GNU Echo</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html\">Ed, man! !man ed</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/power.users.html\">Power Users Guide</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html\">Know your system "
+"administrator</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
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+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.acro.exp.html\">GNU Emacs acronym "
+"expansions</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/music/\">GNU music and songs</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Poems"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "The <a href=\"/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html\">Gingrinch</a> that stole 
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+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/last.bug.html\">The Last Bug</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/midnight.dreary.html\">Midnight Dreary</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/networkologist.html\">A Networkologist's 
Christmas</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html\">Hakawatha</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/only-gnu.html\">Only G.N.U.</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Philosophy"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html\">The Swedish YAAS Foundation "
+"Patent</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "The Fourth Estate"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html\">Free Software Hack</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/microsoft-church.html\">Microsoft and the 
Church</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/rectium.html\">Rectium?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html\">Unix, a Hoax?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Computing"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
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+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/programmer.txt\">You know you're a programmer "
+"when&hellip;</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/any-key.html\">Where is any-key??</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"What does Dr. Emacs think of the <a "
+"href=\"/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html\">GNU Manifesto</a>?"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
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+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/p5.delay.html\">Top 10 reasons why Intel delayed "
+"announcing the P5</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html\">Top 10 Unreliable 
Networks</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "The <a href=\"/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html\">Vaxorcist</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html\">Virus Warning</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html\">The Gullibility Virus</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html\">Dead Beef</a>?"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gcc_audio.html\">A Swarm of Gnats?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"http://www.joke-archives.com/computers/deletedcharacters.html\";> "
+"Where Do Deleted Characters Go?</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html\">10 Kinds of People in the "
+"World</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"jokes/xmodmap.html\">Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter "
+"Hack</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html\">Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly "
+"uncommon</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Science and Engineering"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/phone.features.html\">Phone Features</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/physics.html\">The Physics Store!</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "Some <a href=\"/fun/jokes/science.facts.html\">Scientific Facts</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Spam"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/spam/darkprofits.html\">Darkprofits</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/spam/sheep.html\">Inflatable Sheep</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/spam/warpgenerator.html\">Dimensional Warp Generator "
+"Needed</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Unclassified"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"A luser's <a href=\"/fun/jokes/luser-vs-rms.html\">interaction</a> with <a "
+"href= \"http://www.stallman.org/\";>rms</a>"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/anagrams.html\">Anagrams</a> for some common words"
+msgstr ""
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+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "A war against <a href=\"/fun/jokes/bug.war.html\">Bugs</a>!"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html\">If Clinton was a 
tree&hellip;</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "Funny <a href=\"/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html\">Court Statements</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html\">Foreign Signs</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html\">FSF in German</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html\">GNU Jive</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/gospel.html\">Gospel</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/lawyers.html\">Lawyer</a> jokes"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html\">Look and Feel</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/panama.html\">Panama</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/linus-islam.html\">Linus Torvalds converts to 
Islam</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/quayle.html\">Quayle</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/quotations.html\">Quotations</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html\">&ldquo;Shit Happens!&rdquo;</a> as "
+"expressed by the religions of the world"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/more-shit.html\">More Shit</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/religions.html\">Shit Happens Contd</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/smileys.html\">Smileys :-)</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html\">Spilling Checker</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html\">Santa Claus comes to "
+"town</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html\">Top 10 "
+"Election 2000 Bumper Stickers</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/typoglycemia.html\">Typoglycemia</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "The <a href=\"/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html\">Wolf Logo</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/filks.html\">Some Filks</a>"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ul><li>
+msgid ""
+"<a href=\"http://laughlab.co.uk/\";>LaughLab</a> &mdash; Including the "
+"&ldquo;the world's funniest joke&rdquo;!"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+msgid "Disclaimer"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Much of the material on this page (and linked to from it) was obtained from "
+"the FSF's <a href= \"ftp://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU "
+"Project."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on these. And we'll end "
+"this page with a perfect <a "
+"href=\"/fun/jokes/purchase.agreement.html\">Disclaimer</a>!"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h3>
+msgid "Humor Submission Guidelines"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"Our policy for the humor page is that we will include something if all of "
+"these are true:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid "It should be funny."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid "It has no copyright problems."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid "It is not libelous."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid "It won't offend most ordinary hackers more than is reasonable in humor."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <ol><li>
+msgid "The humor does not have to be computer-related."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
+# type: Content of: <div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are also <a 
"
+"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.<br /> Please send "
+"broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please see the <a "
+"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
+"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Copyright &copy; 1999 Richard M. Stallman"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is permitted in any "
+"medium without royalty provided this notice is preserved."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
+# type: Content of: <div><div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
+msgstr ""
+
+#.  timestamp start 
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Updated:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><h4>
+msgid "Translations of this page"
+msgstr ""