www/fun/jokes know.your.sysadmin.html

[Joakim Olsson]

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Changes by:     Joakim Olsson <jocke>   07/12/12 21:52:31

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Log message:
        Added some normal tags.

CVSWeb URLs:
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Patches:
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--- know.your.sysadmin.html     12 Dec 2007 21:41:36 -0000      1.7
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@@ -6,37 +6,34 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
 
 <h2>Know your System Administrator</h2>
-
-Know your Unix System Administrator
-
+<p />
                                                (a field guide)
-
+<p />
 
 There are four major species of Unix sysad:
-
+<p />
  1.The <b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced
 into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne shell,
 sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.
-
+<p />
  2.The <b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a
 harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration.
-
+<p />
  3.The <b>MANIAC</b>. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the
 Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer 
 espionage. Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches 
 major competitors with indesp schemes.
-
+<p />
  4.The <b>IDIOT</b>. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer
 selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins, 
 morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.
 
-
-                  <b>HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR</b>:
+                  <h3>HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR:</h3>
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Low disk space.
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Low disk space.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage,
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage,
 maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk 
 usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users
 who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to
@@ -44,48 +41,48 @@
 change, since disk-hogs, by nature, either ignore
 script-generated mail, or file it away in triplicate.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk
 quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work. 
 Locks accounts that go over quota.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3>
 
         # cd /home
         # rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
         # cd /home
         # cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{ printf "%s/*\n", $2}'` | 
compress
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Excessive CPU usage
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Excessive CPU usage
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, maintain
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, 
maintain
 a database of CPU usage, identify processes more than a standard 
 deviation over the norm, and renice offending
 processes. Places script in cron. Ends up renicing the production
 database into oblivion, bringing operations to a grinding halt, 
 much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts CPU usage policy in motd. Uses CPU quotas.
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts CPU usage policy in motd. Uses CPU 
quotas.
 Locks accounts that go over quota. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling
 development work, much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3>
 
         # kill -9 `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9  | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
         # compress -f `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9  | head -1 | awk '{print 
$2}'`
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: New account creation.
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> New account creation.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies
 in incomprehensible default environment, and places entries in 
 /etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, and /etc/group. (By hand,
 NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to
@@ -93,173 +90,173 @@
 the difference between 'enter' and 'return'; and so, no new
 accounts are ever created.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts new account policy in motd. Since people
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts new account policy in motd. Since people
 without accounts cannot read the motd, nobody ever fulfills the 
 bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are ever created.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: "If you're too stupid to break in and create your own account, I
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> "If you're too stupid to break in and create your own 
account, I
 don't want you on the system. We've got too many goddamn sh*t-for-brains 
 a**holes on this box anyway."
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # cd /home; mkdir "Bob's home directory"
     # echo "Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f" > /etc/passwd
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Root disk fails
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Root disk fails
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem from
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem 
from
 boot monitor. Failing that, front-panel toggles microkernel in and 
 starts script on neighboring machine to load binary
 boot code into broken machine, reformat and reinstall OS. Lets it run
 over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Begins investigation to determine who broke the
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Begins investigation to determine who broke 
the
 drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged 
 for the equipment.
 
-<b>MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM</b>: Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash
+<h3>MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM:</h3> Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to 
smash
 same to flinders. Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Abuses field 
 engineer while they put in a new drive and reinstall the OS.
 
-<b>MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM</b>: Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to
+<h3>MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM:</h3> Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to
 smash same to flinders. Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Abuses 
 bystanders while putting in new drive and reinstalling OS.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Doesn't notice anything wrong.
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Doesn't notice anything wrong.
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Poor network response.
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Poor network response.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires entire
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires entire
 machine room, improving response time by 2%. Shrugs shoulders, says, 
 "I've done all I can do," and goes mountain climbing.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts network usage policy in motd. Calls up
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts network usage policy in motd. Calls up
 Berkeley and AT&amp;T, badgers whoever answers for network quotas. Tries 
 to get xtrek freaks fired.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for
 connections to time out.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # compress -f /dev/en0
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: User questions
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> User questions
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer new users
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer new 
users
 questions.  Doesn't bother to tell people how to start the new 
 "guru-mode", or for that matter, emacs.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains
 queue of questions.  Answers them when he gets a chance, often 
 within two weeks of receipt of the proper form.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters knowledge
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters 
knowledge
 for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user
 realizes few Unix systems support punched cards or JCL.
 
 
 
-<b>Stupid user questions</b>
+<h3>Stupid user questions</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or French
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or 
French
 until user gives up and goes away.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Locks user's account until user can present
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Locks user's account until user can present
 documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3>
 
     # cat > > ~luser/.cshrc
     alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z 
~/.cshrc'
     ^D
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user to
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user 
to
 system administration team.
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Process accounting management
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Process accounting management
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts to
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts 
to
 sniff out any problems & compute charges.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting records
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting 
records
 owned by root and chmod'ed 000.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # lpr /etc/wtmp /usr/adm/paact
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Religious war, BSD vs. System V
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Religious war, BSD vs. System V
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: BSD. Crippled on System V boxes.
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> BSD. Crippled on System V boxes.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: System V. Horrified by the people who use BSD.
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> System V. Horrified by the people who use BSD.
 Places frequent calls to DEA.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run
 quickly.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # cd c:
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Religious war, System V vs. AIX
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Religious war, System V vs. AIX
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Weeps.
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Weeps.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: AIX-- doesn't much care for the OS, but loves
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> AIX-- doesn't much care for the OS, but loves
 the jackboots.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much
 Big Financial Institutions love IBM...
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: AIX.
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> AIX.
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Balky printer daemons.
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Balky printer daemons.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Rewrites lpd in FORTH.
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Rewrites lpd in FORTH.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts printer use policy in motd. Calls customer
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts printer use policy in motd. Calls 
customer
 support every time the printer freezes. Tries to get user who submitted 
 the most recent job fired.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the print
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the print
 queues, and maybe restarts the daemons. Runs it once a hour from cron.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # kill -9 /dev/lp ; /dev/lp &
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: OS upgrade
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> OS upgrade
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Reads source code of new release, takes only what he
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Reads source code of new release, takes only what he
 likes.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for having
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for 
having
 shipped a product with bugs in it in the first place.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3>
 
     # uptime
     1:33pm  up 19 days, 22:49,  167 users,  load average: 6.49, 6.45,
@@ -269,24 +266,24 @@
 that 5:00 deadline, guys!  We're all pulling for you!
     ^D
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # dd if=/dev/rmt8 of=/vmunix
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Balky mail
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Balky mail
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch. Rewrites sendmail in
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch. Rewrites sendmail 
in
 SNOBOL. Hacks kernel to implement file locking. Hacks kernel to 
 implement "better" semaphores. Rewrites sendmail in assembly. Hacks 
 kernel to . . .
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts mail use policy in motd. Locks accounts
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Puts mail use policy in motd. Locks accounts
 that go over mail use quota. Keeps quota low enough that people go 
 back to interoffice mail, thus solving problem.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3>
 
     # kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`
     # rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*
@@ -298,51 +295,51 @@
     I've got my boots and backpack.  Ready to leave for Mount Tam?
     ^D
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # echo "HELP!" | mail
 tech_support.AT.vendor.com%kremvax%bitnet!BIFF!!!
 
 
 
-<b>SITUATION</b>: Users want phone list application
+<h3>SITUATION:</h3> Users want phone list application
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and go
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and 
go
 back to post-it notes.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it
 notes.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant
 man to keep track of phone numbers. Users give up and go back to 
 post-it notes.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3>
 
     % dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep "Fred"
 
 
 
-                                       <b>OTHER GUIDELINES</b>
+                                       <h3>OTHER GUIDELINES</h3>
 
-<b>TYPICAL ROOT</b> .cshrc FILE:
+<h3>TYPICAL ROOT</h3> .cshrc FILE:
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
 perl script, rewrites itself.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Typical lines include:
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Typical lines include:
 
     umask 777
     alias cd 'cd \!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek > /dev/null &'
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Typical lines include:
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Typical lines include:
 
     alias rm 'rm -rf \!*'
     alias hose kill -9 '`ps -augxww | grep \!* | awk \'{print $2}\'`'
     alias kill 'kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!*'
     alias renice 'echo Renice\?  You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*'
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Typical lines include:
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Typical lines include:
 
     alias dir ls
     alias era rm
@@ -352,97 +349,97 @@
 
 
 
-                                      <b>HOBBIES, TECHNICAL</b>:
+                                      <h3>HOBBIES, TECHNICAL:</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes
 INTERCAL scripts.  Maintains ENIAC emulator. Virtual reality .
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies old
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies 
old
 TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations. Listens to police band.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits
 card-key logs. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone 
 conversations. Jams police band.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral converter.
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral converter.
 Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand.
 
 
 
-                                   <b>HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL</b>:
+                                   <h3>HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL:</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Drinks "Smart Drinks." Attends raves. Hangs out at
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Drinks "Smart Drinks." Attends raves. Hangs out at
 poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick up 
 Birkenstock MOTAS.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. Sometimes
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. Sometimes
 turns up car radio and sings along to John Denver. Golfs. Drinks gin 
 martinis. Hangs out in yuppie bars and tries to pick up dominatrixes.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies 
and
 Ramones concerts.  Punches out people who say "virtual reality." Drinks 
 damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol.
 Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking 
 longshoremen under the table .
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Reads Time and Newsweek -- and *believes* them. Drinks
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Reads Time and Newsweek -- and *believes* them. Drinks
 Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood relations-- often succeeds, 
 producting next generation of idiots.
 
 
 
-                                 <b>1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION</b>:
+                                 <h3>1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book.
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he
 liked Tipper.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Frank Zappa.
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Frank Zappa.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Perot.
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Perot.
 
 
 
-                                <b>1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION</b>:
+                                <h3>1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Richard Stallman - Larry Wall.
+<h3>TECHNICAL THUG:</h3> Richard Stallman - Larry Wall.
 
-<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Nixon - Buchanan.
+<h3>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST:</h3> Nixon - Buchanan.
 
-<b>MANIAC</b>: Frank Zappa.
+<h3>MANIAC:</h3> Frank Zappa.
 
-<b>IDIOT</b>: Quayle.
+<h3>IDIOT:</h3> Quayle.
 
 
 
-                           <b>COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS</b>:
+                           <h3>COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS:</h3>
 
-<b>TECHNICAL FASCIST</b>: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent
+<h3>TECHNICAL FASCIST:</h3> Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent
 folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources. 
 Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL MANIAC</b>: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system,
+<h3>TECHNICAL MANIAC:</h3> Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the 
system,
 but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes 
 as beta test sites for worms.
 
-<b>TECHNICAL IDIOT</b>: Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do an
+<h3>TECHNICAL IDIOT:</h3> Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do 
an
 "rm -rf /".
 
-<b>FASCISTIC MANIAC</b>: At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or
+<h3>FASCISTIC MANIAC:</h3> At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or
 imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain detectors 
 and Halon system.
 
-<b>FASCISTIC IDIOT</b>:
+<h3>FASCISTIC IDIOT:</h3>
 
     # cp /dev/null /etc/passwd
 
-<b>MANIACAL IDIOT</b>: Napalms the CPU.
+<h3>MANIACAL IDIOT:</h3> Napalms the CPU.
 
 Stephan Zielinski
 
 --
-Submitted by <b>Durval Menezes</b>.
+Submitted by <h3>Durval Menezes</h3>.
 
 <p>
 <a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
@@ -480,7 +477,7 @@
 <p>
 Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2007/12/12 21:41:36 $
+$Date: 2007/12/12 21:52:26 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
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