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Joakim Olsson |
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Subject: |
www/fun/jokes shit-happens.html |
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Date: |
Fri, 19 Oct 2007 17:11:20 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Joakim Olsson <jocke> 07/10/19 17:11:20
Modified files:
fun/jokes : shit-happens.html
Log message:
Templated.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.9&r2=1.10
Patches:
Index: shit-happens.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html,v
retrieving revision 1.9
retrieving revision 1.10
diff -u -b -r1.9 -r1.10
--- shit-happens.html 12 Jul 2007 22:14:37 -0000 1.9
+++ shit-happens.html 19 Oct 2007 17:11:13 -0000 1.10
@@ -1,25 +1,12 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>Shit Happens - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</TITLE>
-<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<LINK REV="made" HREF="mailto:address@hidden";>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
-
-<H3>Shit Happens</H3>
-
-<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
- ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
- WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<HR>
-
-<PRE>
-<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
- "JokeTITLE" in both places above.
- And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
--->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
+
+<title>Shit Happens - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+
+<h2>Shit Happens</h2>
+
+<pre>
SHIT HAPPENS
in various world religions
@@ -127,72 +114,71 @@
MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.
-</PRE>
-<P>
-Someone sent us a request to remove his own religion from the list, as
-a matter of "respect". Here's how RMS replied:
-<P>
-<PRE>
-I wrote this version of the list (adding to earlier versions that
-circulated on the net). I am not going to make the change you
-request.
-
-My own view on the issue of religion, Atheism, is made fun of in this
-list. The religion of my ancestors is also included. Even the
-<A HREF="http://www.stallman.org/";>Church of Emacs is included</A>. You may
think your religion
-deserves more respect than others, but I don't. No one is entitled to
-that kind of "respect".
-
-So this item will remain in the list.
-
-</PRE>
-
-<HR>
-
-<P>
-<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.
-
-
-<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
-
-The joke on this page was obtained
-from the FSF's
-<A HREF="http://mail.gnu.org/";>email archives</A>
-of the GNU Project.
-<BR>
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
-
-<P>
-<!--
- * If needed, change the copyright block at the bottom. In general, all pages
- on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
- do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
--->
-<HR>
-
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
-<P>
-
-Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
-contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
-
-Please send comments on these web pages to
-
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
-send other questions to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-<P>
-Copyright © 1999, 2000, 2004, 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
-<P>
-Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
-permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
-<P>
-Updated: $Date: 2007/07/12 22:14:37 $
-</BODY>
-</HTML>
+</pre>
+
+<p>
+<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
+in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+
+<div class="infobox">
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. There are
+also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
+contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+Updated:
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2007/10/19 17:11:13 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+ <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
+ <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
+ <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
+ <!-- English is. If you add a new language here, please -->
+ <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+ <!-- - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
+ <!-- - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+ <!-- one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+ <!-- - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+ <!-- to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+ <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
+ <!-- http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html">English</a> [en]</li>
+</ul>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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