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From: |
Ramprasad B |
Subject: |
www/fun/jokes santa_comes_to_town.html science.... |
Date: |
Sun, 07 May 2006 07:12:31 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Branch:
Changes by: Ramprasad B <address@hidden> 06/05/07 07:12:31
Modified files:
fun/jokes : santa_comes_to_town.html science.facts.html
shit-happens.html smileys.html
software.terms.html spilling-checker.html
top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html
unix.errors.html unix-hoax.html
unreliable.net.html vaxorcist.html
vim-songs.html virus-warning.html vi.song.html
welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html wolf-logo.html
wonderful-code.html xmodmap.html
Log message:
Updated the pages
CVSWeb URLs:
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html.diff?tr1=1.6&tr2=1.7&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/smileys.html.diff?tr1=1.4&tr2=1.5&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html.diff?tr1=1.4&tr2=1.5&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
Patches:
Index: www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html:1.3 Tue Jan 3 23:14:16 2006
+++ www/fun/jokes/santa_comes_to_town.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -8,11 +8,15 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Santa Claus is coming to town</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H3>Santa Claus is coming to town</H3>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -44,9 +48,14 @@
done
Submitted by Steve Wainstead.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -68,6 +77,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -86,7 +96,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2006/01/03 23:14:16 $ $Author: r33d $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/science.facts.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -140,9 +144,14 @@
Until it is decided whether tornadoes are typhoons or hurricanes, we must
continue to call them tornadoes.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -164,6 +173,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -180,15 +190,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html:1.6 www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html:1.7
--- www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html:1.6 Tue May 24 20:29:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -141,9 +145,14 @@
that kind of "respect".
So this item will remain in the list.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -181,13 +190,13 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999, 2000, 2004, 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999, 2000, 2004, 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
-Updated: $Date: 2005/05/24 20:29:09 $ $Author: pbrunier $
+Updated: $Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<HR>
</BODY>
</HTML>
Index: www/fun/jokes/smileys.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/smileys.html:1.4 www/fun/jokes/smileys.html:1.5
--- www/fun/jokes/smileys.html:1.4 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/smileys.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -70,10 +74,17 @@
</PRE>
<p>
-You can find some extra smileys <a
href="http://www.angelfire.com/biz/vanderjagtcomputers/X-Smiles.html">here</a>,
contributed by Benjamin Vander Jagt. (They have also been added to the <a
href="smileys">text</a> version.)
+You can find some extra smileys
+<a href="http://www.angelfire.com/biz/vanderjagtcomputers/X-Smiles.html">
+here</a>, contributed by Benjamin Vander Jagt.
+(They have also been added to the <a href="smileys">text</a> version.)
</p>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -95,6 +106,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -111,15 +123,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/software.terms.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -132,9 +136,14 @@
(The previous list of terms was furnished by copied from the
Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 issue. The
original data was provided by the WIC Connection.)
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -156,6 +165,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -172,15 +182,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -35,7 +39,7 @@
somewhere else you jest put the curse at both ends and wash it disappear.
Where you want it to reappear simply bring four quarts of water to a rotting
boil and throw in 112 pounds of dazed chicken. Sometimes it brings in the Cat
-that was Pasted yesterday.
+that was Pasted yesterday."
"But usually it comes out as you planned, or better. And if it doesn't,
there are lots of other easy to lose options... "
----------
@@ -47,6 +51,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -68,6 +76,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -84,15 +93,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2
17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/top-10-election-2000-bumper-stickers.html Sun May 7
07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,8 +11,11 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<PRE>
10. Hail to the Thief
@@ -38,6 +41,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -52,9 +59,9 @@
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
<P>
-
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -73,7 +80,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-18 Dec 2000 paulv
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -84,9 +88,14 @@
an internal prank gone awry.
{COMPUTERWORLD 1 April}
{contributed by Bernard L. Hayes}
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -108,6 +117,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -124,15 +134,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -75,9 +79,14 @@
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -99,6 +108,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -115,15 +125,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/unreliable.net.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -18,6 +22,7 @@
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
Top 10 less reliable networks than NSFnet's T3:
+
10. Cans tied together with string during a San Fran 8.5 earthquake.
9-1 co,ming
9. The Arthritic's Morse Code net.
@@ -29,9 +34,14 @@
3. Single Side Band transmitted from ground zero of a thermonuclear explosion.
2. 100 monkeys sending at random (by chance, they'll eventually send the
information you want sent).
1. L.A.'s smog signal net.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -53,6 +63,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -69,15 +80,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/vaxorcist.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -432,9 +436,14 @@
Please! No copyrighted stuff. Also no "mouse balls," dyslexic agnostics,
Iraqi driver's ed, Administratium, strings in bar or bell-ringer jokes.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -456,6 +465,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -472,15 +482,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/vi.song.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -71,9 +75,14 @@
You're addicted to vi!
Copyright 1989, by Chuck Musciano. All Rights Reserved
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -95,6 +104,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -111,15 +121,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html:1.2 Wed May 3 08:51:14 2006
+++ www/fun/jokes/vim-songs.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -36,10 +36,10 @@
<P>
<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<H4>Vim, send me an angel!</H4>
-
The wise man said just walk this way
To the dawn of the light
The wind will blow into your face
@@ -86,6 +86,7 @@
<P>
<HR>
+</P>
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
@@ -104,6 +105,8 @@
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+<P>
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@@ -122,7 +125,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-$Date: 2006/05/03 08:51:14 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/virus-warning.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
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@@ -56,9 +60,14 @@
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -80,6 +89,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -96,15 +106,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html:1.4
www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html:1.5
--- www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html:1.4 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/welcome-to-gnu-emacs.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -85,9 +89,14 @@
Watch it bring your system...
It's gonna bring it down!
HA!
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -110,6 +119,7 @@
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -126,15 +136,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
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Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
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<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2005/05/05 19:37:09 $ $Author: novalis $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/wolf-logo.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
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<PRE>
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@@ -53,9 +57,14 @@
NOTES
[1] Not less than 4, and not more than 12, new groups will be created
as a direct result of this.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -77,6 +86,7 @@
-->
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -93,15 +103,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden"><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
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permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
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Updated:
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- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:12:29 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html:1.2 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/wonderful-code.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
@@ -41,9 +45,14 @@
by Peter Sundling.
+
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -51,34 +60,37 @@
<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
<P>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this song.
-
+<P>
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There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
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Please send comments on these web pages to
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+Copyright © 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
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Index: www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html:1.1 www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html:1.1 Sat Jan 29 20:41:17 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html Sun May 7 07:12:29 2006
@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
@@ -13,7 +15,9 @@
[ <A HREF="/fun/jokes/xmodmap.html">English</A>
]
-<H3>Physical Xmodmap, or The Dvorak Typewriter Hack</H3>
+<P>
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<PRE>
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@@ -36,10 +40,16 @@
OK, maybe they aren't laugh-out-loud funny, but they should at least
induce a wry smile among seasoned Xmodmap users and/or typewriter
enthusiasts.
+
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+
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