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From: |
Ramprasad B |
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Subject: |
www/fun/jokes gcc.html gingrinch.html gnuemacs.... |
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Date: |
Sun, 07 May 2006 07:11:26 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Branch:
Changes by: Ramprasad B <address@hidden> 06/05/07 07:11:26
Modified files:
fun/jokes : gcc.html gingrinch.html gnuemacs.html
gnu.jive.html gnu-overflow.html gnu-song.html
gospel.html gullibility.virus.html
hackersong.html hakawatha.html hap-bash.html
happy-new-year.cfbC.html helloworld.html
hello_world_patent.html know.your.sysadmin.html
last.bug.html lawyers.html long-options.html
look-and-feel.html
Log message:
updated the pages
CVSWeb URLs:
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gcc.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gospel.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/last.bug.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/lawyers.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/long-options.html.diff?tr1=1.5&tr2=1.6&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
Patches:
Index: www/fun/jokes/gcc.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gcc.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/gcc.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/gcc.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/gcc.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -21,7 +21,14 @@
<!-- If you make a new graphic for this page, make sure it -->
<!-- has a corresponding entry in /graphics/graphics.html. -->
-<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg" alt="
[Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU] " width="129" height="122" /></a>
+<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html">
+<img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
+alt=" [Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU] " width="129" height="122"
/>
+</a>
+
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
<pre>
From: Noah Friedman
@@ -62,6 +69,10 @@
How about introducing the options `-flame -War' :-)
</pre>
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<h4>Disclaimer</h4>
The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's
@@ -109,8 +120,8 @@
</p>
<p>
-Copyright (C) 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 2003 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<br />
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
@@ -119,7 +130,7 @@
<p>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2005/05/05 19:37:09 $ $Author: novalis $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/gingrinch.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -130,6 +134,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -167,15 +175,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/gnu-overflow.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,18 +6,21 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>GNU-Overflow</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H3>GNU-Overflow</H3>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
-
The recursive acronym "GNU's Not Unix" harbors a stack overflow bug that
can cause the English language to crash and may allow arbitrary linguistic
commands to be executed, according to a message posted on gnu.acronym.bug
@@ -71,6 +74,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -90,27 +97,29 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html:1.1 www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html:1.1 Fri Jun 4 16:46:18 2004
+++ www/fun/jokes/gnu-song.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -10,12 +10,19 @@
<h3>The GNU Song</h3>
-<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
alt="[Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128"
/></a>
+<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html">
+<img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
+alt="[Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128" />
+</a>
[
| <a href="/fun/">English</a> |
]
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<pre>
The GNU Song
@@ -58,11 +65,14 @@
Nor am I in the least like that dreadful M$ beast
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a GNU!
G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a GNU!
-G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a GNU!"
-
+G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a GNU!
</pre>
<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
+<p>
<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor Collection.
</p>
@@ -74,23 +84,24 @@
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this music.
<P>
-
<hr />
Return to <a href="/home.html">GNU's home page</a>.
<p>
-FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. Other <a
href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Other <a href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
</p>
<p>
-Send comments on these web pages to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send comments on these web pages to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
</p>
<p>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2004/06/04 16:46:18 $ $Author: mbarnson $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/gnu.jive.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -549,6 +553,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -568,39 +576,37 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
-<P>
-Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
-permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
-<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html:1.2 Sat May 6 08:11:01 2006
+++ www/fun/jokes/gnuemacs.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
</p>
-<H3>Reply from RMS</H3>
+<H4>Reply from RMS</H4>
<p>
<pre>
@@ -142,7 +142,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2006/05/06 08:11:01 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</P>
</DIV>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gospel.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gospel.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/gospel.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/gospel.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/gospel.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,13 +6,17 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<h1>
+Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
+Gospel of Prophet Antony</h1>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H1>
-Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
-Gospel of Prophet Antony</h1>
+
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
<h2>Hierarchy of the Church</h2>
@@ -99,15 +103,23 @@
Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
+
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
+
+<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
<P>
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -126,7 +138,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Jan 2000 jonas
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/gullibility.virus.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,18 +6,21 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Gullibility Virus</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H3>Gullibility Virus</H3>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
-
WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet
Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by
a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless
@@ -65,11 +68,16 @@
look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends,
and tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet
community.
+
--
Scott D. Webster
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -83,33 +91,35 @@
<BR>
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
-<P>
<!--
* If needed, change the copyright block at the bottom. In general, all pages
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html:1.3 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/hackersong.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -21,15 +21,17 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/hackersong.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to -->
<!-- * replace the "JokeTITLE" in both places above. -->
<!-- * if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer. -->
<!-- * delete "HERE IS THE BODY OF THE JOKE" -->
<PRE>
-
<H4>Eleanor Rigby (with apologies to the Beatles)</H4>
-
Eleanor Rigby
Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen
Lives in a dream
@@ -53,7 +55,6 @@
Ahhhh.... look at all those lonely users...
<H4>Always a hacker (with apologies to Billy Joel)</H4>
-
She can kill all your files
She can freeze with a frown
And a wave of her hand bring your whole system down
@@ -61,7 +62,6 @@
She lives like a bat but she's always a hacker to me.
<H4>Unknown morbid source:</H4>
-
He died at the console of hunger and thirst
Next day he was buried
Face down, nine edge first.
@@ -89,6 +89,10 @@
-->
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -101,18 +105,20 @@
<BR>
The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
-<P>
<!-- * If needed, change the copyright block at the bottom. -->
<!-- In general, all pages on the -->
<!-- GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying. -->
<!-- Please do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first. -->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
@@ -126,7 +132,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-10 Oct 2001 chsong
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/hakawatha.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,22 +6,21 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>HAKAWATHA</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H3>HAKAWATHA</H3>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
-Submitted by Paul Boyd.
-
-Not sure where this came from, i've had it around for well
-over 10 years now
-
HAKAWATHA
with apologies to
@@ -323,9 +322,19 @@
Hope you like it
Paul Boyd
+
+--
+Submitted by Paul Boyd.
+
+Not sure where this came from, i've had it around for well
+over 10 years now
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -346,17 +355,18 @@
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
@@ -365,7 +375,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html:1.1 www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html:1.1 Sun Apr 10 07:19:22 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/hap-bash.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -34,10 +34,12 @@
the begining".
-->
-<PRE>
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+<PRE>
<H4>Happiness is a bash prompt -- Based on the Beatles song Happiness is a
Warm Gun</H4>
-
It's not a prompt that misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yea!
It's well acquainted with the touch that makes a good shell
@@ -72,6 +74,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -88,6 +94,8 @@
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<HR>
+
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -106,7 +114,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-10 Oct 2001 chsong
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Happy New Year in 4 languages</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
@@ -13,9 +15,11 @@
[ <A HREF="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.html">English</A>
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/happy-new-year.cfbC.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
-
-<H3>Happy New Year in 4 languages</H3>
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
@@ -36,6 +40,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -56,32 +64,35 @@
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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Index: www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html:1.1
www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html:1.1 Fri Aug 8 00:05:51 2003
+++ www/fun/jokes/hello_world_patent.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -17,10 +17,14 @@
| <a href="/fun/hello_world_patent.html">English</a> |
]
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<pre>
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 16:46:55 +0200
From: "Stefan Midjich" <address@hidden>
-To: <address@hidden>
+To: "Richard Stallman" <address@hidden>
Subject: Regarding Hello World
Hello Mr.Stallman
@@ -43,22 +47,27 @@
- Stefan at YAAS
</pre>
+<p>
<hr />
+<p>
Return to <a href="/home.html">GNU's home page</a>.
<p>
-FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. Other <a
href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Other <a href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
</p>
<p>
-Send comments on these web pages to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send comments on these web pages to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
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<p>
Updated:
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-$Date: 2003/08/08 00:05:51 $ $Author: sinuhe $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
Index: www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/helloworld.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,6 +6,8 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Hello World !</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
@@ -14,8 +16,6 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/helloworld.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
-<H3>Hello World !</H3>
-
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"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
@@ -23,7 +23,13 @@
HERE IS THE BODY OF THE JOKE
-->
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
How the way people code "Hello World" varies depending on their age and job:
+</P>
<H4>High School/Jr.High</H4>
@@ -233,6 +239,10 @@
CALL EXIT
END
</PRE>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
@@ -272,9 +282,9 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Last updated:
+Updated:
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-$Date: 2002/01/02 17:40:43 $ $Author: mohit $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:11:24 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -6,49 +6,51 @@
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
+<H3>Know your System Administrator</H3>
+
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
-
-<H3>Know your System Administrator</H3>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
-
-Submitted by Durval Menezes.
-
-
Know your Unix System Administrator
(a field guide)
-
There are four major species of Unix sysad:
- 1.The TECHNICAL THUG. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced
+ 1.The <b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>. Usually a systems programmer who has been forced
into system administration; writes scripts in a polyglot of the Bourne shell,
sed, C, awk, perl, and APL.
- 2.The ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a
+
+ 2.The <b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>. Usually a retentive drone (or rarely, a
harridan ex-secretary) who has been forced into system administration.
- 3.The MANIAC. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the
+
+ 3.The <b>MANIAC</b>. Usually an aging cracker who discovered that neither the
Mossad nor Cuba are willing to pay a living wage for computer
espionage. Fell into system administration; occasionally approaches
major competitors with indesp schemes.
- 4.The IDIOT. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer
+
+ 4.The <b>IDIOT</b>. Usually a cretin, morpohodite, or old COBOL programmer
selected to be the system administrator by a committee of cretins,
morphodites, and old COBOL programmers.
+ <b>HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR</b>:
- HOW TO IDENTIFY YOUR SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR:
- SITUATION: Low disk space.
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Low disk space.
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage,
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor disk usage,
maintain a database of historic disk usage, predict future disk
usage via least squares regression analysis, identify users
who are more than a standard deviation over the mean, and send mail to
@@ -56,48 +58,48 @@
change, since disk-hogs, by nature, either ignore
script-generated mail, or file it away in triplicate.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts disk usage policy in motd. Uses disk
quotas. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling development work.
Locks accounts that go over quota.
-MANIAC:
+<b>MANIAC</b>:
# cd /home
# rm -rf `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`;
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# cd /home
# cat `du -s * | sort -rn | head -1 | awk '{ printf "%s/*\n", $2}'` |
compress
- SITUATION: Excessive CPU usage
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Excessive CPU usage
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, maintain
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes a suite of scripts to monitor processes, maintain
a database of CPU usage, identify processes more than a standard
deviation over the norm, and renice offending
processes. Places script in cron. Ends up renicing the production
database into oblivion, bringing operations to a grinding halt,
much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts CPU usage policy in motd. Uses CPU quotas.
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts CPU usage policy in motd. Uses CPU quotas.
Locks accounts that go over quota. Allows no exceptions, thus crippling
development work, much to the delight of the xtrek freaks.
-MANIAC:
+<b>MANIAC</b>:
# kill -9 `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk '{print $2}'`
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# compress -f `ps -augxww | sort -rn +8 -9 | head -1 | awk '{print
$2}'`
- SITUATION: New account creation.
+<b>SITUATION</b>: New account creation.
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes perl script that creates home directory, copies
in incomprehensible default environment, and places entries in
/etc/passwd, /etc/shadow, and /etc/group. (By hand,
NOT with passmgmt.) Slaps on setuid bit; tells a nearby secretary to
@@ -105,173 +107,173 @@
the difference between 'enter' and 'return'; and so, no new
accounts are ever created.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts new account policy in motd. Since people
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts new account policy in motd. Since people
without accounts cannot read the motd, nobody ever fulfills the
bureaucratic requirements; and so, no new accounts are ever created.
-MANIAC: "If you're too stupid to break in and create your own account, I
+<b>MANIAC</b>: "If you're too stupid to break in and create your own account, I
don't want you on the system. We've got too many goddamn sh*t-for-brains
a**holes on this box anyway."
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# cd /home; mkdir "Bob's home directory"
# echo "Bob Simon:gandalf:0:0::/dev/tty:compress -f" > /etc/passwd
- SITUATION: Root disk fails
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Root disk fails
-TECHNICAL THUG: Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem from
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Repairs drive. Usually is able to repair filesystem from
boot monitor. Failing that, front-panel toggles microkernel in and
starts script on neighboring machine to load binary
boot code into broken machine, reformat and reinstall OS. Lets it run
over the weekend while he goes mountain climbing.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Begins investigation to determine who broke the
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Begins investigation to determine who broke the
drive. Refuses to fix system until culprit is identified and charged
for the equipment.
-MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash
+<b>MANIAC, LARGE SYSTEM</b>: Rips drive from system, uses sledgehammer to smash
same to flinders. Calls manufacturer, threatens pets. Abuses field
engineer while they put in a new drive and reinstall the OS.
-MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM: Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to
+<b>MANIAC, SMALL SYSTEM</b>: Rips drive from system, uses ball-peen hammer to
smash same to flinders. Calls Requisitions, threatens pets. Abuses
bystanders while putting in new drive and reinstalling OS.
-IDIOT: Doesn't notice anything wrong.
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Doesn't notice anything wrong.
- SITUATION: Poor network response.
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Poor network response.
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires entire
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes scripts to monitor network, then rewires entire
machine room, improving response time by 2%. Shrugs shoulders, says,
"I've done all I can do," and goes mountain climbing.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts network usage policy in motd. Calls up
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts network usage policy in motd. Calls up
Berkeley and AT&T, badgers whoever answers for network quotas. Tries
to get xtrek freaks fired.
-MANIAC: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Every two hours, pulls ethernet cable from wall and waits for
connections to time out.
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# compress -f /dev/en0
- SITUATION: User questions
+<b>SITUATION</b>: User questions
-TECHNICAL THUG: Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer new users
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Hacks the code of emacs' doctor-mode to answer new users
questions. Doesn't bother to tell people how to start the new
"guru-mode", or for that matter, emacs.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts user support policy in motd. Maintains
queue of questions. Answers them when he gets a chance, often
within two weeks of receipt of the proper form.
-MANIAC: Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters knowledge
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Screams at users until they go away. Sometimes barters knowledge
for powerful drink and/or sycophantic adulation.
-IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge until the user
realizes few UNIX systems support punched cards or JCL.
- Stupid user questions
+<b>Stupid user questions</b>
-TECHNICAL THUG: Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or French
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Answers question in hex, binary, postfix, and/or French
until user gives up and goes away.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Locks user's account until user can present
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Locks user's account until user can present
documentation demonstrating their qualification to use the machine.
-MANIAC:
+<b>MANIAC</b>:
# cat > > ~luser/.cshrc
alias vi 'rm \!*;unalias vi;grep -v BoZo ~/.cshrc > ~/.z; mv -f ~/.z
~/.cshrc'
^D
-IDIOT: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user to
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Answers all questions to best of his knowledge. Recruits user to
system administration team.
- SITUATION: Process accounting management
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Process accounting management
-TECHNICAL THUG: Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts to
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Ignores packaged accounting software; trusts scripts to
sniff out any problems & compute charges.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting records
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Devotes 75% of disk space to accounting records
owned by root and chmod'ed 000.
-MANIAC: Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Laughs fool head off at very mention of accounting.
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# lpr /etc/wtmp /usr/adm/paact
- SITUATION: Religious war, BSD vs. System V
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Religious war, BSD vs. System V
-TECHNICAL THUG: BSD. Crippled on System V boxes.
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: BSD. Crippled on System V boxes.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: System V. Horrified by the people who use BSD.
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: System V. Horrified by the people who use BSD.
Places frequent calls to DEA.
-MANIAC: Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Prefers BSD, but doesn't care as long as HIS processes run
quickly.
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# cd c:
- SITUATION: Religious war, System V vs. AIX
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Religious war, System V vs. AIX
-TECHNICAL THUG: Weeps.
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Weeps.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: AIX-- doesn't much care for the OS, but loves
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: AIX-- doesn't much care for the OS, but loves
the jackboots.
-MANIAC: System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much
+<b>MANIAC</b>: System V, but keeps AIX skills up, knowing full well how much
Big Financial Institutions love IBM...
-IDIOT: AIX.
+<b>IDIOT</b>: AIX.
- SITUATION: Balky printer daemons.
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Balky printer daemons.
-TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites lpd in FORTH.
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Rewrites lpd in FORTH.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts printer use policy in motd. Calls customer
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts printer use policy in motd. Calls customer
support every time the printer freezes. Tries to get user who submitted
the most recent job fired.
-MANIAC: Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the print
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Writes script that kills all the daemons, clears all the print
queues, and maybe restarts the daemons. Runs it once a hour from cron.
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# kill -9 /dev/lp ; /dev/lp &
- SITUATION: OS upgrade
+<b>SITUATION</b>: OS upgrade
-TECHNICAL THUG: Reads source code of new release, takes only what he
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Reads source code of new release, takes only what he
likes.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for having
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Instigates lawsuit against the vendor for having
shipped a product with bugs in it in the first place.
-MANIAC:
+<b>MANIAC</b>:
# uptime
1:33pm up 19 days, 22:49, 167 users, load average: 6.49, 6.45,
@@ -281,24 +283,24 @@
that 5:00 deadline, guys! We're all pulling for you!
^D
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# dd if=/dev/rmt8 of=/vmunix
- SITUATION: Balky mail
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Balky mail
-TECHNICAL THUG: Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch. Rewrites sendmail in
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Rewrites sendmail.cf from scratch. Rewrites sendmail in
SNOBOL. Hacks kernel to implement file locking. Hacks kernel to
implement "better" semaphores. Rewrites sendmail in assembly. Hacks
kernel to . . .
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Puts mail use policy in motd. Locks accounts
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Puts mail use policy in motd. Locks accounts
that go over mail use quota. Keeps quota low enough that people go
back to interoffice mail, thus solving problem.
-MANIAC:
+<b>MANIAC</b>:
# kill -9 `ps -augxww | grep sendmail | awk '{print $2}'`
# rm -f /usr/spool/mail/*
@@ -310,51 +312,51 @@
I've got my boots and backpack. Ready to leave for Mount Tam?
^D
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
# echo "HELP!" | mail
tech_support.AT.vendor.com%kremvax%bitnet!BIFF!!!
- SITUATION: Users want phone list application
+<b>SITUATION</b>: Users want phone list application
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and go
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes RDBMS in perl and Smalltalk. Users give up and go
back to post-it notes.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Oracle. Users give up and go back to post-it
notes.
-MANIAC: Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Tells the users to use flat files and grep, the way God meant
man to keep track of phone numbers. Users give up and go back to
post-it notes.
-IDIOT:
+<b>IDIOT</b>:
% dd ibs=80 if=/dev/rdisk001s7 | grep "Fred"
- OTHER GUIDELINES
+ <b>OTHER GUIDELINES</b>
- TYPICAL ROOT .cshrc FILE:
+<b>TYPICAL ROOT</b> .cshrc FILE:
-TECHNICAL THUG: Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
perl script, rewrites itself.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Typical lines include:
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Typical lines include:
umask 777
alias cd 'cd \!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek > /dev/null &'
-MANIAC: Typical lines include:
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Typical lines include:
alias rm 'rm -rf \!*'
alias hose kill -9 '`ps -augxww | grep \!* | awk \'{print $2}\'`'
alias kill 'kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!*'
alias renice 'echo Renice\? You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*'
-IDIOT: Typical lines include:
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Typical lines include:
alias dir ls
alias era rm
@@ -364,98 +366,104 @@
- HOBBIES, TECHNICAL:
+ <b>HOBBIES, TECHNICAL</b>:
-TECHNICAL THUG: Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Writes entries for Obsfuscated C contest. Optimizes
INTERCAL scripts. Maintains ENIAC emulator. Virtual reality .
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies old
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Bugs office. Audits card-key logs. Modifies old
TVs to listen in on cellular phone conversations. Listens to police band.
-MANIAC: Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Volunteers at Survival Research Labs. Bugs office. Edits
card-key logs. Modifies old TVs to listen in on cellular phone
conversations. Jams police band.
-IDIOT: Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral converter.
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Ties shoes. Maintains COBOL decimal to roman numeral converter.
Rereads flowcharts from his salad days at Rand.
- HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL:
+ <b>HOBBIES, NONTECHNICAL</b>:
-TECHNICAL THUG: Drinks "Smart Drinks." Attends raves. Hangs out at
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Drinks "Smart Drinks." Attends raves. Hangs out at
poetry readings and Whole Earth Review events and tries to pick up
Birkenstock MOTAS.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. Sometimes
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Reads Readers Digest and Mein Kampf. Sometimes
turns up car radio and sings along to John Denver. Golfs. Drinks gin
martinis. Hangs out in yuppie bars and tries to pick up dominatrixes.
-MANIAC: Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Reads Utne Reader and Mein Kampf. Faithfully attends Dickies and
Ramones concerts. Punches out people who say "virtual reality." Drinks
damn near anything, but favors Wild Turkey, Black Bush, and grain alcohol.
Hangs out in neighborhood bars and tries to pick up MOTAS by drinking
longshoremen under the table .
-IDIOT: Reads Time and Newsweek -- and *believes* them. Drinks
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Reads Time and Newsweek -- and *believes* them. Drinks
Jagermeister. Tries to pick up close blood relations-- often succeeds,
producting next generation of idiots.
- 1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
+ <b>1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION</b>:
-TECHNICAL THUG: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book.
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Clinton, but only because he liked Gore's book.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Bush. Possibly Clinton, but only because he
liked Tipper.
-MANIAC: Frank Zappa.
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Frank Zappa.
-IDIOT: Perot.
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Perot.
- 1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION:
+ <b>1996 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION</b>:
-TECHNICAL THUG: Richard Stallman - Larry Wall.
+<b>TECHNICAL THUG</b>: Richard Stallman - Larry Wall.
-ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Nixon - Buchanan.
+<b>ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST</b>: Nixon - Buchanan.
-MANIAC: Frank Zappa.
+<b>MANIAC</b>: Frank Zappa.
-IDIOT: Quayle.
+<b>IDIOT</b>: Quayle.
- COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS:
+ <b>COMPOUND SYSTEM ADMINISTRATORS</b>:
-TECHNICAL FASCIST: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent
+<b>TECHNICAL FASCIST</b>: Hacks kernel & writes a horde of scripts to prevent
folk from ever using more than their fair share of system resources.
Resulting overhead and load brings system to its knees.
-TECHNICAL MANIAC: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system,
+<b>TECHNICAL MANIAC</b>: Writes scripts that SEEM to be monitoring the system,
but are actually encrypting large lists of passwords. Uses nearby nodes
as beta test sites for worms.
-TECHNICAL IDIOT: Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do an
+<b>TECHNICAL IDIOT</b>: Writes superuser-run scripts that sooner or later do an
"rm -rf /".
-FASCISTIC MANIAC: At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or
+<b>FASCISTIC MANIAC</b>: At first hint of cracker incursions, whether real or
imagined, shuts down system by triggering water-on-the-brain detectors
and Halon system.
-FASCISTIC IDIOT:
+<b>FASCISTIC IDIOT</b>:
# cp /dev/null /etc/passwd
-MANIACAL IDIOT: Napalms the CPU.
+<b>MANIACAL IDIOT</b>: Napalms the CPU.
Stephan Zielinski
+--
+Submitted by <b>Durval Menezes</b>.
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -495,7 +503,7 @@
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--- www/fun/jokes/last.bug.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/last.bug.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
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@@ -76,32 +84,32 @@
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diff -u www/fun/jokes/lawyers.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/lawyers.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/lawyers.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/lawyers.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
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<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -18,6 +22,7 @@
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
------
+
I just heard this one from my brother. Don't know if it's been posted
already, but here goes:
@@ -29,7 +34,9 @@
The other lawyer pauses for a second, and responds, "Oh Yeah? Out of
What?"
+
------
+
From the official list of usenet lawyer jokes.
I think the owner of this list should post them again............
@@ -39,11 +46,14 @@
the special effects crew named the mechanical 25 foot sharks "Bruce",
after Spielburgs lawyer. The runing joke was, "Why won't a shark eat a
lawyer? Proffesional Courtesy".
+
------
+
Lemme see. What do you have if you have 6 lawyers buried up to their necks
in pig shit?
Not enough pig shit.
+
------
Q && A form jokes
@@ -113,6 +123,7 @@
Q. What do you get when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A. Nothing, there are some things that even a pig won't do.
+
------
Longer jokes:
@@ -125,7 +136,9 @@
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice,
"How much do you want it to be?"
+
-----
+
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign
remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular
brain store. So he asks the butcher:
@@ -137,7 +150,9 @@
"100 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
+
-----
+
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a
living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all
day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's
@@ -150,7 +165,9 @@
teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. How can I explain a thing
like that to a seven-year-old?"
+
-----
+
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were
thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his
surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line
@@ -161,22 +178,30 @@
St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed
your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"
+
----
+
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city sub-
scribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury
was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice,
"Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20
more of them."
+
-----
+
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence. They referred
it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows: "Let the
thief go first, and the executioner follow."
+
-----
+
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he
had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever
since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to
that question."
+
-----
+
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together before the Pearly Gates.
After a small quantum of time which was spent discussing their respective
professions, ol' St. Peter shows up to usher them to their new Heavenly
@@ -200,7 +225,9 @@
times and religions. We're putting you here with them so you guys can
get your dogma together. That other guy gets an estate, because
he's the first (non-)damned lawyer to make it up here!!"
+
-----
+
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial,
the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who
had presided at the hearing. "Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a
@@ -208,11 +235,15 @@
your aquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for ?" "Well, your
honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he
went and took the car I stole."
+
-----
+
"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
+
-----
+
A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the
defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the
influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury
@@ -233,10 +264,14 @@
The bailiff shook his head and said, "Verdict? Hell, they're still doing
nominating speeches for the foreman's position!"
+
------
+
Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone
asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
+
------
+
A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's
grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the
little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same
@@ -245,10 +280,14 @@
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
+
-----
+
The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at
least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
+
----
+
These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross
the Atlantic Ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we
better lose some altitude so we can see where we are". Harry lets out
@@ -263,7 +302,9 @@
That's the end of the Joke, but for you people who are still worried about
George and Harry: They end up in the drink, and make the front page of the
New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by Lawyer".
+
------
+
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at
this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the
innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged
@@ -277,18 +318,24 @@
"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up
all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a
bastard in the family than a lawyer."
+
-----
+
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once
and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're
going to find a lawyer?"
+
-----
+
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred
dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are
mythological creatures.
+
------
+
A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made
his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on
it.
@@ -301,8 +348,10 @@
"But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.
"Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and
-exclaim, "That's Strange!"
+exclaim, "That's Strange!
+
-----
+
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were
going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.
Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged, and filed suit, but
@@ -319,7 +368,9 @@
4) There are some things even a rat won't do. However, sometimes it very
hard to exterpolate our test results to human beings.
+
-----
+
A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country,
to which he retreated for several weeks of the year. Each summer, the
lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's not the punch
@@ -344,7 +395,9 @@
"Whatdya do that for!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in the other!"
"Exactly," replied the sheriff, "and would YOU believe a lawyer who told
you that the Czech was in the Male?"
+
-----
+
It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the
emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony. Doctor Green
came over to see him.
@@ -410,7 +463,7 @@
addressed the jury I knew some of it eventually had to crystallize into
stones. Remember on the third day day when you called me the 'Butcher of
Operating Room 6'? That afternoon I said to my wife, "That man is going to
-be in a lot of pain.' "
+be in a lot of pain.
"Okay, Doc, you've had your ounce of flesh. Can I now have my ounce of
Demerol?"
@@ -431,8 +484,10 @@
"I'm not going to sue you."
"You say that now. But how can I be sure you won't file a writ after you
-pass the kidney stone?"
+pass the kidney stone ?".
+
-------
+
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.
The Russian takes a bootle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some
@@ -451,7 +506,9 @@
At this time, the American just stands up, opens the window, and throws
the Lawyer through it...
+
----
+
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and
steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog
running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right
@@ -468,7 +525,9 @@
Several periods of time later -- it could be the next day but that would
be unrealistic -- the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from
the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.
+
----
+
A Rabbi, a Hindu and a lawyer were driving late at night in the country
when their car expired. They set out to find help, and came to a
farmhouse. When they knocked at the door, the farmer explained that he had
@@ -491,7 +550,9 @@
In two minutes, the bedroom door burst open and the pig and the cow
entered...
+
-----
+
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
@@ -542,12 +603,17 @@
revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as "Partnership."
------
+
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save
one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
+
------
+
BMW, 4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted
island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need ANY aspirin.
+
------
+
The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his
sins:
@@ -570,21 +636,30 @@
correct?" The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes." St.
Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and
tell him to go to hell."
+
------
+
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule what he
means is that after he bills you it's financially hard to get back on your
feet.
+
------
+
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own
pockets.
+
------
+
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do
you serve lawyers here?". "Sure do," replied the bartender. "Good," said
the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."
+
------
+
I once saw a cute cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was
pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns.
Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.
+
------
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
@@ -645,6 +720,7 @@
Look, I'm tired of typing. Go buy the book: Larry Wilde, "The Ultimate
Lawyers Joke Book" Bantam books. $2.95 (Canada $3.95).
+
-----
+------------------------------------------------------+
@@ -654,6 +730,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
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@@ -674,10 +754,12 @@
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@@ -691,15 +773,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
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--- www/fun/jokes/long-options.html:1.5 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/long-options.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -17,6 +17,10 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/long-options.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
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@@ -50,16 +54,13 @@
Thus, teaches us the gospel, the sequence "-=" as a prefix for long
options would be very hard for Swedish computer users (and many others
world wide) to type.
-
<blockquote>
* How error-prone are they.
</blockquote>
Dunno.
-
<blockquote>
* How esthetically clean are they.
</blockquote>
-
Of course, the "long minus" ("--") is an ideal prefix for "long
options". I congratulate the inventor of this idea and hope it wins.
--
@@ -68,6 +69,10 @@
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@@ -105,15 +111,15 @@
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+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
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+++ www/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html Sun May 7 07:11:24 2006
@@ -12,6 +12,9 @@
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@@ -29,9 +32,14 @@
stated the suit was unfounded as the patent on the concepts shared by
the two religions has long expired, and that the suit violates the
separation of church and state. More news as the case develops.
+
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