Out
of this World Humor |
Subject
- How to tell you've joined a Bad HMO |
1)
The Chief Surgeon's diploma is from the Univ. of Benihana. |
2)
Your proctologist makes house calls in a roto-rooter van |
3)
Your prozac comes in different colors with little m's on them. |
4)
You ask for viagra and you get a popsicle stick and duct tape. |
5)
Tongue depressors taste faintly of fudgesicles. |
6)
"Patient responsible for 200 % of out-of-network charges"
is not a typo. |
7)
Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month. |
8)
Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. |
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