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CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: John Sullivan <johnsu01> 18/10/15 23:07:21
Modified files:
fun : humor.de.html humor.fr.html humor.html
humor.ja.html humor.ru.html humor.sq.html
humor.zh-cn.html humor.zh-tw.html
Removed files:
fun/jokes : quayle.html quayle.txt
Log message:
remove partisan joke
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.de.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.55&r2=1.56
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.fr.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.45&r2=1.46
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.100&r2=1.101
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.ja.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.49&r2=1.50
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.ru.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.sq.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.10&r2=1.11
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.zh-cn.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.10&r2=1.11
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/humor.zh-tw.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.7&r2=1.8
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/quayle.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=0
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/quayle.txt?cvsroot=www&r1=1.1&r2=0
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<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html"
hreflang="en">Rechtsanwalt-Witze</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html"
hreflang="en">Look-und-Feel</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html" hreflang="en">Panama</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html" hreflang="en">Quayle</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html" hreflang="en">Zitate</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html" hreflang="en">Smileys :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html"
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Letzte Ãnderung:
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<li>Blagues <a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">d'avocat</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Apparence</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citations</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Collecteur
orthographique</a></li>
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<p class="unprintable"><!-- timestamp start -->
Dernière mise à jour :
-$Date: 2018/10/13 01:47:03 $
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<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Lawyer</a> jokes</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Quotations</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a></li>
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<p class="unprintable">Updated:
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@@ -148,7 +148,6 @@
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">å¼è·å£«</a>ã¸ã§ã¼ã¯é</li>
<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">ã«ãã¯ã¢ã³ããã£ã¼ã«</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">ããã</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">ã¯ã¨ã¼ã«æ°</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">å¼ç¨</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">ã¹ãã¤ãªã¼ãã¼ã¯ :-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">æ¼æ´©ãã§ãã«ã¼</a></li>
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<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">ЮÑиÑÑÑ ÑÑÑÑÑ</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">ÐнеÑний вид</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Ðанама</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">ÐвейлÑ</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">ЦиÑаÑÑ</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Смайлики :-)</a></li>
<li><a
href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">ÐевопиÑание</a></li>
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@@ -281,7 +281,6 @@
</li><li>Anekdota me <a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">Avokatë</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">Look and Feel</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a>.
- </li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">Citate</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">Smileys :-)</a>.
</li><li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">Spilling Checker</a>.
@@ -358,7 +357,7 @@
<p>Përditësuar:
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-$Date: 2018/10/13 01:47:03 $ $Author: johnsu01 $
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<li><a href="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">å¾å¸</a>çç¬è¯</li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">å¤è§åæå</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a></li>
- <li><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">å¼ç¨</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">ç¬è¸:-)</a></li>
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">æ¼æ³»æ£æ¥</a></li>
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<LI><A HREF="/fun/jokes/lawyers.html">«ß®v</a> ªº¯º¸Ü¡C
<li><a href="/fun/jokes/look-and-feel.html">¬Ý©M·Pı</a> ¡C
<LI><A href="/fun/jokes/panama.html">Panama</a> ¡C
- <LI><a href="/fun/jokes/quayle.html">Quayle</a> ¡C
<LI><a href="/fun/jokes/quotations.html">»y¿ý</a> ¡C
<LI><a href="/fun/jokes/smileys.html">ªí±¡²Å¸¹:-)</a> ¡C
<LI><a href="/fun/jokes/spilling-checker.html">·¸¥XÀˬd¾¹</a> ¡C
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<P>
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@@ -1,148 +0,0 @@
-<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<!-- Parent-Version: 1.77 -->
-
-<title>Dan Quayle - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation</title>
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/gnun/initial-translations-list.html" -->
-<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
-<h2>Dan Quayle</h2>
-
-<pre>
-From: Charlie Channel
-
-At the dinner table last night, my son said that Dan Quayle attacked
-Warner Bros., specificially the Road Runner and Bugs Bunny.
-
-''The Road Runner,'' said Quayle, ''consistently and flagarantly flaunts
-disregard for the law. Such a role model send the wrong message to
-minds that are in formation. In fact, the Road Runner continually
-attacks both family values and societal values. Kids run around the
-house where they ought not and grow up into adults that disregard red
-lights, stop signs and paying taxes. And that Hollywood conspiracy,
-for the sake of the almighty dollars, is driving the country into the
-ground. Do you wonder why Rodney King tried to run?''
-
-Quayle also said, ''The important lessons of life are that a person can
-do those things and not get caught. Wiley Coyote, who personifies the
-establishment, the police authorities and servants of the executive
-branch of the government, never catches the Road Runner. He's always
-running off a cliff and walking on air, until he notices he has
-exceeded the capacities of human common sense. It's only after he
-becomes aware of what others are so accutely knowledgeable about that
-he succumbs to the laws of gravity. So, despite his best attempts to
-bring the Road Runner to justice, to do what's right, to make a plan
-work, he fails. That is not the sort of morality Hollywood ought to
-be teaching our kids.''
-
-One reporter in the audience prefaced a question about Bugs Bunny with
-the comment that televised cartoons should have no place in political
-discussions or the six o'clock news. Unfortunately, Dan Quayle did not
-permit him to finish and began a tyrade against Bugs.
-
-''There's nobody more dispicable than Bugs Bunny,'' he yelled. ''The
-common theme of denigrating authority, taking other people's property
-and generally being a culprit in destruction and mayhem is evident.''
-
-''I abhor the violence,'' he continued, ''because Bugs Bunny is actually
-a threat to civil order. In fact, he's outright seditious. Moreover,
-he makes the police look like idiots. What do you think it means when
-Elmer Fudd, who really represents law and order, attempts to level a
-shot gun at the rabbit and the rabbit shoves two carrots down the
-barrel. You know what happens when Elmer pulls the trigger? A good
-Republican is made to look like a fool, that's what!''
-
-John Carman, a reporter for the S.F. Chronicle, commented that
-he didn't know Elmer was a Republican. The whispered comment was
-heard by Quayle, who addressed the issue.
-
-''That's not the point,'' said Quayle. ''The point is family values
-are under attack, as are society values and political values. That's
-not the sort of thing anybody, any law abiding American citizen,
-should be teaching kids . . . I don't care how established, how
-profitable, and how legitimate the business.''
-
-''I was only joking,'' said Carman.
-
-''It's no joke,'' replied Quayle, ''when you look at the pattern of
-things. Yosemite Sam, for example, another good, upstanding, law and
-order kind of guy. Positive role model. But, what do you think
-happens whenever he has a confrontation with the Bugs? The conspiracy
-is evident to even a casual observer.''
-
-''The media has a bias,'' Quayle continued. ''It's a liberal
-establishment favoring the Democrats. There's no doubt about that.''
-
-''Prove it,'' a heckler shounted, ''you've got 4 more months.''
-
-''Clearly,'' Quayle yelled, ''Jerry Brown and the Democrats
-always comes out on top. All you have to do is see how Sylvester fares
-when he attempts to catch Tweety, that little affectedly effete
-yellow bird. Don't think for a minute I don't know who Tweety is.''
-
-Then Quayle, looking at the audience said, "You owe me, Bugs. You owe
-me!"
-
-I asked my 18 year old son what he made of all that.
-
-''I think Mr. Quayle still watches too much TV.''
-
-Next Saturday morning, TV news crews will be in homes and bars around
-the country filming and taping millions of Americans sitting down,
-staring at their TV's, looking like they're looking at a god,
-transfixed, waiting to see how the Road Runner, Bugs and Tweety will
-respond. Stay tooned!
-</pre>
-
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
-<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
-
-</div><!-- for id="content", starts in the include above -->
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
-<div id="footer">
-<div class="unprintable">
-
-<p>Please send general FSF & GNU inquiries to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.
-There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a>
-the FSF. Broken links and other corrections or suggestions can be sent
-to <a href="mailto:address@hidden";><address@hidden></a>.</p>
-
-<p><!-- TRANSLATORS: Ignore the original text in this paragraph,
- replace it with the translation of these two:
-
- We work hard and do our best to provide accurate, good quality
- translations. However, we are not exempt from imperfection.
- Please send your comments and general suggestions in this regard
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-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
-of this article.</p>
-</div>
-
-<!--#include virtual="/server/bottom-notes.html" -->
-
-<p class="unprintable">Updated:
-<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2014/08/12 05:04:10 $
-<!-- timestamp end -->
-</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-</body>
-</html>
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diff -N jokes/quayle.txt
--- jokes/quayle.txt 23 Dec 2011 05:24:06 -0000 1.1
+++ /dev/null 1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
@@ -1,87 +0,0 @@
-Newsgroups: talk.rumors
-From: address@hidden (Charlie Channel)
-Subject: Dan Quayle Attacks the Road Runner, Bugs and Tweety
-Organization: Stanford U
-Date: Wed, 23 Sep 1992 15:48:24 GMT
-
-At the dinner table last night, my son said that Dan Quayle attacked
-Warner Bros., specificially the Road Runner and Bugs Bunny.
-
-''The Road Runner,'' said Quayle, ''consistently and flagarantly flaunts
-disregard for the law. Such a role model send the wrong message to
-minds that are in formation. In fact, the Road Runner continually
-attacks both family values and societal values. Kids run around the
-house where they ought not and grow up into adults that disregard red
-lights, stop signs and paying taxes. And that Hollywood conspiracy,
-for the sake of the almighty dollars, is driving the country into the
-ground. Do you wonder why Rodney King tried to run?''
-
-Quayle also said, ''The important lessons of life are that a person can
-do those things and not get caught. Wiley Coyote, who personifies the
-establishment, the police authorities and servants of the executive
-branch of the government, never catches the Road Runner. He's always
-running off a cliff and walking on air, until he notices he has
-exceeded the capacities of human common sense. It's only after he
-becomes aware of what others are so accutely knowledgeable about that
-he succumbs to the laws of gravity. So, despite his best attempts to
-bring the Road Runner to justice, to do what's right, to make a plan
-work, he fails. That is not the sort of morality Hollywood ought to
-be teaching our kids.''
-
-One reporter in the audience prefaced a question about Bugs Bunny with
-the comment that televised cartoons should have no place in political
-discussions or the six o'clock news. Unfortunately, Dan Quayle did not
-permit him to finish and began a tyrade against Bugs.
-
-''There's nobody more dispicable than Bugs Bunny,'' he yelled. ''The
-common theme of denigrating authority, taking other people's property
-and generally being a culprit in destruction and mayhem is evident.''
-
-''I abhor the violence,'' he continued, ''because Bugs Bunny is actually
-a threat to civil order. In fact, he's outright seditious. Moreover,
-he makes the police look like idiots. What do you think it means when
-Elmer Fudd, who really represents law and order, attempts to level a
-shot gun at the rabbit and the rabbit shoves two carrots down the
-barrel. You know what happens when Elmer pulls the trigger? A good
-Republican is made to look like a fool, that's what!''
-
-John Carman, a reporter for the S.F. Chronicle, commented that
-he didn't know Elmer was a Republican. The whispered comment was
-heard by Quayle, who addressed the issue.
-
-''That's not the point,'' said Quayle. ''The point is family values
-are under attack, as are society values and political values. That's
-not the sort of thing anybody, any law abiding American citizen,
-should be teaching kids . . . I don't care how established, how
-profitable, and how legitimate the business.''
-
-''I was only joking,'' said Carman.
-
-''It's no joke,'' replied Quayle, ''when you look at the pattern of
-things. Yosemite Sam, for example, another good, upstanding, law and
-order kind of guy. Positive role model. But, what do you think
-happens whenever he has a confrontation with the Bugs? The conspiracy
-is evident to even a casual observer.''
-
-''The media has a bias,'' Quayle continued. ''It's a liberal
-establishment favoring the Democrats. There's no doubt about that.''
-
-''Prove it,'' a heckler shounted, ''you've got 4 more months.''
-
-''Clearly,'' Quayle yelled, ''Jerry Brown and the Democrats
-always comes out on top. All you have to do is see how Sylvester fares
-when he attempts to catch Tweety, that little affectedly effete
-yellow bird. Don't think for a minute I don't know who Tweety is.''
-
-Then Quayle, looking at the audience said, "You owe me, Bugs. You owe
-me!"
-
-I asked my 18 year old son what he made of all that.
-
-''I think Mr. Quayle still watches too much TV.''
-
-Next Saturday morning, TV news crews will be in homes and bars around
-the country filming and taping millions of Americans sitting down,
-staring at their TV's, looking like they're looking at a god,
-transfixed, waiting to see how the Road Runner, Bugs and Tweety will
-respond. Stay tooned!
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