www/fun/jokes gospel.html

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/11/04 14:11:46

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : gospel.html 

Log message:
        Minor reformatting to split strings into more gettext messages.  Amend
        the link to the Confession Center to point to donate.fsf.org.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gospel.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.8&r2=1.9

Patches:
Index: gospel.html
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/gospel.html,v
retrieving revision 1.8
retrieving revision 1.9
diff -u -b -r1.8 -r1.9
--- gospel.html 5 Nov 2008 00:45:28 -0000       1.8
+++ gospel.html 4 Nov 2009 14:11:36 -0000       1.9
@@ -1,121 +1,93 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
 <title>Gospel - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
 Gospel of Prophet Antony</h2>
 
 <h3>Hierarchy of the Church</h3>
 
 <ol>
-  <li>
-       GODS - Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from emptiness and
-       likes to be flattered through prayers.</li>
-  <li>
-       DEMIGODS - Capable of proving that NP problems and P problems are the
-       same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and tries to
-       alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the ideas
-       of GODS freely.
-       They still insist on flattering GODS through prayers and defends
-       the bullying of GODS.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       SAINTS - Writes Free software using Free software tools.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       SEMI SAINTS - Use lots of Free software and believes in the church
-       of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software 
licenses.</li>
-       
-  <li>
-       PROPHETS - selected by ALMIGHTY(One of the GODS) to reveal his thoughts
-       about humanity.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       LAITY - does not care about NDAs or proprietary software licenses but
-       runs after
-       BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of grasping BUZZWORDS.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       Sinners - Insist on using devil's software, believing that it is
-       of superior quality.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       Devils - Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to entangle
-       humanity in their net</li>
-</ol>
-<p />
-<h3>Examples of Devils</h3>
-<br />Evil Empire: Microsoft
-<br />Lucifer: Bill Gates
-<br />Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE etc..
-<br />Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison etc..
-<br />
+<li>GODS &mdash; Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from
+emptiness and likes to be flattered through prayers.</li>
 
-<p />
-<h3>CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE</h3>
-Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent
-and confess at any time by visiting our
-<a href="/help/donate.html">CONFESSION CENTER</a> which is open
-7 days a week, 24 hours a day. 
-<p />Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE CHURCH
-OF EMACS):
-<ol>
-  <li>
-       $10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.</li>
+<li>DEMIGODS &mdash; Capable of proving that NP problems and P
+problems are the same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and
+tries to alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the
+ideas of GODS freely.  They still insist on flattering GODS through
+prayers and defends the bullying of GODS.</li>
+
+<li>SAINTS &mdash; Writes Free software using Free software
+tools.</li>
+
+<li>SEMI SAINTS &mdash; Use lots of Free software and believes in the
+church of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software
+licenses.</li>
+
+<li>PROPHETS &mdash; selected by ALMIGHTY (One of the GODS) to reveal
+his thoughts about humanity.</li>
+
+<li>LAITY &mdash; does not care about NDAs or proprietary software
+licenses but runs after BUZZWORDS to show that he is capable of
+grasping BUZZWORDS.</li>
+
+<li>Sinners &mdash; Insist on using devil's software, believing that
+it is of superior quality.</li>
        
-  <li>
-       $1000 for each NDA you signed.</li>
+<li>Devils &mdash; Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to
+entangle humanity in their net</li>
+</ol>
 
-  <li>
-       $10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.</li>
+<h4>Examples of Devils</h4>
+<p>Evil Empire: Microsoft</p>
+<p>Lucifer: Bill Gates</p>
+<p>Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE, etc.</p>
+<p>Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison, etc.</p>
 
-  <li>
-       $10000000 for each NDA you wrote.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       $100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.</li>
-
-  <li>
-       $1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
-       creating.</li>
-  <li>
-       $10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
-       for writing.</li>
-  <li>
-       All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
-       software package.</li>
+<h3>CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE</h3>
+<p>Please take some time to think about yourself.  You can repent and
+confess at any time by visiting our <a href="http://donate.fsf.org";>
+CONFESSION CENTER</a> which is open 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.</p>
 
+<p>Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE
+CHURCH OF EMACS):</p>
+<ol>
+<li>$10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.</li>
+<li>$1000 for each NDA you signed.</li>
+<li>$10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.</li>
+<li>$10000000 for each NDA you wrote.</li>
+<li>$100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.</li>
+<li>$1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
+creating.</li>
+<li>$10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
+for writing.</li>
+<li>All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
+software package.</li>
 </ol>
-<p>
-Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
+
+<p>Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
 health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.</p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
 
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
 <p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
 
 </div>
 
-<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
 
 <div id="footer">
 <p>
 Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
-also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.  
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  There are
+also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.
 <br />
-Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.
 </p>
 
 <p>
@@ -128,7 +100,7 @@
 <p>
 Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:28 $
+$Date: 2009/11/04 14:11:36 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
@@ -136,24 +108,25 @@
 <div id="translations">
 <h4>Translations of this page</h4>
 
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-  <!--    - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
-  <!--    - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
-  <!--      one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
-  <!--    - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
-  <!--      to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
-  <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
-  <!--     http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code. -->
+<!-- Comment what the language is for each type, i.e. de is German. -->
+<!-- Write the language name in its own language (Deutsch) in the text. -->
+<!-- If you add a new language here, please -->
+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+<!--  - /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+<!--  - one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+<!--  - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+<!--  to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+<!-- Please also check you have the language code right; see: -->
+<!-- http://www.loc.gov/standards/iso639-2/php/code_list.php -->
+<!-- If the 2-letter ISO 639-1 code is not available, -->
+<!-- use the 3-letter ISO 639-2. -->
+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
 
 <ul class="translations-list">
 <!-- English -->
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
 </ul>
-
 </div>
 </div>
 </body>