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Yavor Doganov |
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www/fun/jokes filks.html |
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Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:01:23 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Yavor Doganov <yavor> 09/10/19 15:01:23
Modified files:
fun/jokes : filks.html
Log message:
Split the giant <pre> contents into smaller chunks. Grammar fixes.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/filks.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.4&r2=1.5
Patches:
Index: filks.html
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RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/filks.html,v
retrieving revision 1.4
retrieving revision 1.5
diff -u -b -r1.4 -r1.5
--- filks.html 5 Nov 2008 00:45:27 -0000 1.4
+++ filks.html 19 Oct 2009 15:01:18 -0000 1.5
@@ -1,272 +1,270 @@
<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
<title>Filks - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
<h2>Filks</h2>
-<pre>
- GNUbaya
- -----------
-
- original: Kumbaya
-
- filked information
- version: 1.0 Virre Annergård
-
- I listned to some music as I was waiting for the lift up time
- for Swedens first astronaut. First I filked a Swedish text,
- then this come and GNUbaya is just to much there.
-
- This text was enterd using GNU emacs
- No people or animals was hurt in makeing this song
- and only GNU software was used
-
------------------
-
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-oh system GNUbaya
-
-someone codeing system, GNUbaya
-someone codeing system, GNUbaya
-someone codeing system, GNUbaya
-oh system GNUbaya
-
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
-oh system GNUbaya
-
-someones surfing system, GNUbaya
-someones surfing system, GNUbaya
-someones surfing system, GNUbaya
-oh system GNUbaya
-
-GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
-GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
-oh system GNUbaya
-
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Walk on the Free Side
- ------
- original: Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed
- --------
- filk information:
- ver: 1.0 Virre Annergård
-
- So this one is quite easy todo acctualy. Oh and we got space
- lift up as I was creating this.
-
-
-----------
-
-Holly lives in Miami, FLA
-Surfed through the net
-Plucked his system free
-installed GNU\Linux
-then he was free
-
-ref
-she said hey babe
-take a walk on the free side
-said hey honey
-take a walk on the free side
-
-Candy came from out on the island
-in the chatroom she was everybodys darling
-but she never lost connect even when she was shareing connect
-
-she says hey babe
-take a walk on the free side
-said hey babe
-take a walk on the free side
-
-and the soundcard goes:
-do-do-do-do-de-do
-
-Litle Joe never once buyed
-every software at no cost
-a GNU there a GNU here
-New York city is the place
-where they say:
-
-Hey babe
-take a walk on the free side
-Hey you
-take a walk on the free side
-
-
-Sugarpump fariy
-came and hit FTP
-looking for
-GNU\Linux and GCC
-went to GNU.org
-should see him
-compile and compile
-
-They said hey sugar
-take a walk on the free side
-I said hey sugar
-take a walk on the free side
-
-Jackie is just hacking away
-Knows she's good
-thought she was Turing for a day
-slashdot would have helped that crash
-
-Said hey babe
-take a walk on the free side
-said hey honey
-take a walk on the free side
-
-[do's]
-
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
-Hackers lär av historien - Hackers learn by History
-Orginal: Lär av historien by Knutna Nävar
-ver: 0.1 Virre Annergård
-
-First a swedish text than followed with a bad translation to English.
-The original is a really horrible communist text that among other
-things says that Stalin was good. I do not agree to this, quite the
-opposite. Some other notes, I'm certanly not good enough to call
+<h3>GNUbaya</h3>
+
+<dl><dt>Original</dt>
+<dd>Kumbaya</dd>
+
+<dt>Filked information</dt>
+<dd>Version: 1.0 Virre Annergård</dd>
+</dl>
+
+<p>I listened to some music as I was waiting for the lift up time for
+Sweden's first astronaut. First I filked a Swedish text, then this
+come and GNUbaya is just to much there.</p>
+
+<p>This text was entered using GNU Emacs. No people or animals were
+hurt in making this song and only GNU software was used.</p>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+oh system GNUbaya</p>
+
+<p>someone coding system, GNUbaya<br />
+someone coding system, GNUbaya<br />
+someone coding system, GNUbaya<br />
+oh system GNUbaya</p>
+
+<p>GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+oh system GNUbaya</p>
+
+<p>someones surfing system, GNUbaya<br />
+someones surfing system, GNUbaya<br />
+someones surfing system, GNUbaya<br />
+oh system GNUbaya</p>
+
+<p>GNUbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+GNUbaya my system GNUbaya<br />
+oh system GNUbaya</p>
+</div>
+
+<h3>Walk on the Free Side</h3>
+
+<dl><dt>Original</dt>
+<dd>Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed</dd>
+<dt>Filk information</dt>
+<dd>Version 1.0 Virre Annergård</dd></dl>
+
+<p>So this one is quite easy to do actually. Oh and we got space lift
+up as I was creating this.</p>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p>Holly lives in Miami, FLA<br />
+Surfed through the net<br />
+Plucked his system free<br />
+installed GNU/Linux<br />
+then he was free</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b><br />
+she said hey babe<br />
+take a walk on the free side<br />
+said hey honey<br />
+take a walk on the free side</p>
+
+<p>Candy came from out on the island<br />
+in the chat-room she was everybody's darling<br />
+but she never lost connect even<br />
+when she was sharing connect</p>
+
+<p>she says hey babe<br />
+take a walk on the free side<br />
+said hey babe<br />
+take a walk on the free side</p>
+
+<p><tt>and the soundcard goes:</tt></p>
+<p>do-do-do-do-de-do</p>
+
+<p>Little Joe never once buyed<br />
+every software at no cost<br />
+a GNU there a GNU here<br />
+New York city is the place<br />
+where they say:</p>
+
+<p>Hey babe<br />
+take a walk on the free side<br />
+Hey you<br />
+take a walk on the free side</p>
+
+<p>Sugarpump fairy<br />
+came and hit FTP<br />
+looking for<br />
+GNU/Linux and GCC<br />
+went to GNU.org<br />
+should see him<br />
+compile and compile</p>
+
+<p>They said hey sugar<br />
+take a walk on the free side<br />
+I said hey sugar<br />
+take a walk on the free side</p>
+
+<p>Jackie is just hacking away<br />
+Knows she's good<br />
+thought she was Turing for a day<br />
+slashdot would have helped that crash</p>
+
+<p>Said hey babe<br />
+take a walk on the free side<br />
+said hey honey<br />
+take a walk on the free side</p>
+
+<p><b>[do's]</b></p>
+</div>
+
+<h3>Hackers lär av historien — Hackers learn by
+History</h3>
+
+<dl><dt>Orginal</dt>
+<dd>Lär av historien by Knutna Nävar</dd>
+<dt>Filk information</dt>
+<dd>Version 0.1 Virre Annergård</dd></dl>
+
+<p>First a Swedish text than followed with a bad translation to
+English. The original is a really horrible communist text that among
+other things says that Stalin was good. I do not agree to this, quite
+the opposite. Some other notes, I'm certanly not good enough to call
myself a hacker but I might have put some text that would imply that.
-Also this is made jokeingly, I saw "Revolution OS" where RMS made
-that in the 60's political movments splits everybody get freaking mad
-at each other but the Free Software against Open Source conflict is
-only about philosofy and words, both sides can and do work together. (Mind
-you the way Linus seemed to use his kids when RMS got the price named
-after Linus (and RMS mentioned the strangeness of that) seemed quite
-that way of acting, but I guess that was unintentional).
-
-Ah well have share and enjoy!
-
-(oh and fix, language and propagate in a GNU way)
-
-/Virre
-
-----------------
-1996 svepte en våg av fri mjukvara över nätet
-hackers och andra gick spontant i kamp för
-friare mjukvara, bättre mjukvarulicenser
-detta blottade bristerna i frimjukvaru rörelsen
-många i ledande ställning ville tona ner propagandan
-för en fullständig förändring till fri mjukvara
-de förla för det spontanta, de omedvetna i hackers kamp
-Frimjukvaru rörelsen splitrades i en
-komersiel och en revulotionär del
-i FSF där F står för Frihet inser man att det är hackers uppgift
-att lyfta, förändra den omedvetna och spontana kampen
-till en medveten organiserad kamp för den helt fria mjukvaran
-Inom FSF ses inte splitringen som något dåligt i sig själv
-tvärtom splitringen var bra och nödvändig för att ena hackers
-på en frihetlig grund, precis som 8086-arkitekturen stärktes under Torvalds
-precis som AI-labbet stärktes under RMS genom kampen mot Frihetsmotståndare
-precis så kommer dagens nätbaserad frihetsrörelse stärkas genom kampen
-mot det komersiella inflytandet
-
-ref: Det lär oss, lär oss, det lär oss historien *3
-
-Därför har vi skrivit den här sången
-När frihetskampen flammade upp
-Och ropet vild spridning spontant bröt fram
-började delar av rörelsens ledning att vackla
-och kakla om företags vänligare licenser likt yra höns
-skrivbordshackers blir rädda då frihetskampen skärps
-
-ref.
-
-Vi läste Knuth och RMS
-och angrep komersialisternas reformism
-vi valde den skoningslösa kampens väg
-och enhet på hacker etikens grund
-vi handlade som hackers ska handla
-då frihetskampen skärps
-
-ref.
-
-Nu sedan vi gjort oss kvitt
-småkommersialisterna som skriver Open Source
-kan hackers börja bygga rörelsen
-som är deras historiska uppgift och plikt
-småkomersialister och reformister kan
-aldrig bygga rörelsen
-
-ref.
-
-splitringen var en bra sak
-vi rensade bort de som hindrade
-rörelsens icke-komersiella utveckling
-vi står starkare idag en någonsin förr
-rörelsen stärks av kampen emot frihetsavikelser
-
-ref.
-
-
-
------------
-
-1996 a wave of free software propagated the net
-hackers and others spontnously struggled for
-freer software and better software licenses
-this showed the bugs in the freesoftware moment
-many in leading positions wanted to tune down the propagande
-for a full convertion to free software
-they gave up the spontane, the unconsious in the hacker struggle
-The freesoftware movemt forked in one
-small commercial and one revulotionary part
-In the FSF where F stands for Freedom it's known that it's the hackers
-object to lift and change the unknowing and spontanous struggle
-to an counsious and knowing struggle for totaly free software
-In the FSF the fork is not seen as something bad in it self
-all the diffrent the fork was good and needed to unite hackers
-on a base of freedom, just as the 8086 base get strength under Torvalds,
-just as AI-labbet stärktes under RMS in the struggle against Freedom
-haters, just so will the netbased freedom movemt get strength from the
-struggle against the commercial influence
-
-ref:That we learn, we learn, that we learn from history *3
-
-Thats why we wrote this song
-When the freedom struggle started
-and the scream wild propagation spontanosly came front
-parts of the movements lead started to fall
-and talk about more comapny friendly licenses
-deskhackers become afraid when the freedome fight sharpes
-
-ref
-
-We read Knuth and RMS
-and attacked the comercialists reformism
-we choiced the unnerving struggles way
-and unity on the hacker ethics base
-we acted as hackers should act when
-the struggle for freedome sharps
-
-ref
-
-Now as we become free from
-the small comercialists that writes Open Source
-hackers can start to build the movement
-that is their historic object and [plict]
-small comercialists and reformists can
-never build the movment
-
-ref
-
-the fork was something good
-we get away of those that hindred
-the movments non-comercial development
-we stands stronger today than ever before
-the movment is strengted by the struggle against
-fails from freedom
-</pre>
+Also this is made jokingly, I saw “Revolution OS” where
+RMS made that in the 60's political movments splits everybody get
+freaking mad at each other but the Free Software against Open Source
+conflict is only about philosophy and words, both sides can and do work
+together. (Mind you the way Linus seemed to use his kids when RMS got
+the price named after Linus (and RMS mentioned the strangeness of
+that) seemed quite that way of acting, but I guess that was
+unintentional).</p>
+
+<p>Ah well have share and enjoy!</p>
+
+<p>(oh and fix, language and propagate in a GNU way)</p>
+
+<p>/Virre</p>
+
+<blockquote><p>
+<!-- This is severely broken: No proper punctuation, and as a whole
+ doesn't make sense. A Swedish speaker is welcome to fix it.
+ (The English translation has some problems, too.) -->
+1996 svepte en våg av fri mjukvara över nätet hackers
+och andra gick spontant i kamp för friare mjukvara, bättre
+mjukvarulicenser detta blottade bristerna i frimjukvaru rörelsen
+många i ledande ställning ville tona ner propagandan
+för en fullständig förändring till fri mjukvara de
+förla för det spontanta, de omedvetna i hackers kamp
+Frimjukvaru rörelsen splitrades i en komersiel och en
+revulotionär del i FSF där F står för Frihet
+inser man att det är hackers uppgift att lyfta,
+förändra den omedvetna och spontana kampen till en medveten
+organiserad kamp för den helt fria mjukvaran. Inom FSF ses inte
+splitringen som något dåligt i sig själv tvärtom
+splitringen var bra och nödvändig för att ena hackers
+på en frihetlig grund, precis som 8086-arkitekturen
+stärktes under Torvalds precis som AI-labbet stärktes under
+RMS genom kampen mot Frihetsmotståndare precis så kommer
+dagens nätbaserad frihetsrörelse stärkas genom kampen
+mot det komersiella inflytandet</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p><b>ref:</b> Det lär oss, lär oss, det lär oss
+historien <b>* 3</b></p>
+
+<p>Därför har vi skrivit den här sången<br />
+När frihetskampen flammade upp<br />
+Och ropet vild spridning spontant bröt fram<br />
+började delar av rörelsens ledning att vackla<br />
+och kakla om företags vänligare licenser likt yra höns<br />
+skrivbordshackers blir rädda då frihetskampen skärps</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b></p>
+
+<p>Vi läste Knuth och RMS<br />
+och angrep komersialisternas reformism<br />
+vi valde den skoningslösa kampens väg<br />
+och enhet på hacker etikens grund<br />
+vi handlade som hackers ska handla<br />
+då frihetskampen skärps</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b></p>
+
+<p>Nu sedan vi gjort oss kvitt<br />
+småkommersialisterna som skriver Open Source<br />
+kan hackers börja bygga rörelsen<br />
+som är deras historiska uppgift och plikt<br />
+småkomersialister och reformister kan<br />
+aldrig bygga rörelsen</p>
+
+<p><b>ref.</b></p>
+
+<p>splitringen var en bra sak<br />
+vi rensade bort de som hindrade<br />
+rörelsens icke-komersiella utveckling<br />
+vi står starkare idag en någonsin förr<br />
+rörelsen stärks av kampen emot frihetsavikelser</p>
+
+<p><b>ref.</b></p>
+</div>
+
+<blockquote><p>1996 a wave of free software propagated the net hackers
+and others spontnously struggled for freer software and better
+software licenses that showed the bugs in the freesoftware moment.
+Many in leading positions wanted to tune down the propagande for a
+full convertion to free software. They gave up the spontane, the
+unconscious in the hacker struggle. The freesoftware movement forked
+in one small commercial and one revolutionary part. In the FSF where
+F stands for Freedom it's known that it's the hackers object to lift
+and change the unknowing and spontaneous struggle to an conscious and
+knowing struggle for totally free software. In the FSF the fork is not
+seen as something bad in it self. All the different the fork was good
+and needed to unite hackers on a base of freedom, just as the 8086
+base get strength under Torvalds, just as AI-labbet get strength under
+RMS in the struggle against Freedom haters, just so will the netbased
+freedom movement get strength from the struggle against the commercial
+influence</p></blockquote>
+
+<div class="lyrics">
+<p><b>ref:</b> That we learn, we learn, that we learn from
+history <b>* 3</b></p>
+
+<p>That's why we wrote this song<br />
+When the freedom struggle started<br />
+and the scream wild propagation spontaneously came front<br />
+parts of the movements lead started to fall<br />
+and talk about more company friendly licenses<br />
+desk-hackers become afraid when the freedom fight sharpens</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b></p>
+
+<p>We read Knuth and RMS<br />
+and attacked the commercialists' reformism<br />
+we chose the unnerving struggles way<br />
+and unity on the hacker ethics base<br />
+we acted as hackers should act when<br />
+the struggle for freedom sharpens</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b></p>
+
+<p>Now as we become free from<br />
+the small commercialists that writes Open Source<br />
+hackers can start to build the movement<br />
+that is their historic object and [plict]<br />
+small commercialists and reformists can<br />
+never build the movement</p>
+
+<p><b>ref</b></p>
+
+<p>the fork was something good<br />
+we get away of those that hindered<br />
+the movments non-commercial development<br />
+we stands stronger today than ever before<br />
+the movement is strengthened by the struggle against<br />
+fails from freedom</p>
+</div>
<p>
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@@ -304,7 +301,7 @@
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@@ -312,24 +309,25 @@
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