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Matt Lee |
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www/fun/jokes shit-happens.html |
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Date: |
Sun, 10 May 2009 21:22:26 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Matt Lee <mattl> 09/05/10 21:22:26
Modified files:
fun/jokes : shit-happens.html
Log message:
updated the page to be a proper list.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.11&r2=1.12
Patches:
Index: shit-happens.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/shit-happens.html,v
retrieving revision 1.11
retrieving revision 1.12
diff -u -b -r1.11 -r1.12
--- shit-happens.html 5 Nov 2008 00:45:30 -0000 1.11
+++ shit-happens.html 10 May 2009 21:21:08 -0000 1.12
@@ -4,118 +4,61 @@
<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-<h2>Shit Happens</h2>
-
-<pre>
- SHIT HAPPENS
- in various world religions
-
-
-TAOISM: Shit happens.
-
-CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
-
-ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)
-
-JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?
-
-ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.
-
-COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.
-
-CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.
-
-PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.
-
-SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
-
-ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
-
-UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.
-
-RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.
-
-JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
-
-REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
-
-MYSTICISM: What weird shit!
-
-AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?
-
-ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!
-
-NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?
-
-AZTEC: Cut out this shit!
-
-QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.
-
-FORTEANISM: No shit??
-
-12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.
-
-VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!
-
-NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.
-
-DEISM: Shit just happens.
-
-EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
-
-SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
-
-CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
-
-BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.
-
-SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.
-
-HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
-
-WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!
-
-HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.
-
-THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.
-
-DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
-
-SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
-
-JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.
-
-MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.
-
-HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.
-
-BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.
-
-STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
-
-OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.
-
-EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
-
-REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
-
-FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.
-
-CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.
-
-EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
-
-DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.
-
-RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
-
-CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.
-
-MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.
-
-RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.
-</pre>
+<h2>Shit Happens in various world religions</h2>
+<ul>
+<li>TAOISM: Shit happens.</li>
+<li>CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".</li>
+<li>ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)</li>
+<li>JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really
shit?</li>
+<li>ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.</li>
+<li>COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.</li>
+<li>CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.</li>
+<li>PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.</li>
+<li>SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.</li>
+<li>ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.</li>
+<li>UNITARIANISM: Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and donuts.</li>
+<li>RIGHT-WING PROTESTANTISM: Let this shit happen to someone else.</li>
+<li>JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?</li>
+<li>REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?</li>
+<li>MYSTICISM: What weird shit!</li>
+<li>AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?</li>
+<li>ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!</li>
+<li>NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?</li>
+<li>AZTEC: Cut out this shit!</li>
+<li>QUAKER: Let's not fight over this shit.</li>
+<li>FORTEANISM: No shit??</li>
+<li>12-STEP: I am powerless to cut the shit.</li>
+<li>VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!</li>
+<li>NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening.</li>
+<li>DEISM: Shit just happens.</li>
+<li>EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.</li>
+<li>SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.</li>
+<li>CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.</li>
+<li>BUDDHISM: Shit happens, but pay no mind.</li>
+<li>SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.</li>
+<li>HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.</li>
+<li>WICCA: Mix this shit together and make it happen!</li>
+<li>HASIDISM: Shit never happens the same way twice.</li>
+<li>THEOSOPHY: You don't know half of the shit that happens.</li>
+<li>DIANETICS: Your mother gave you shit before your were born.</li>
+<li>SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.</li>
+<li>JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.</li>
+<li>MOONIES: Only happy shit really happens.</li>
+<li>HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens.</li>
+<li>BAHA'I: It's all the same shit.</li>
+<li>STOICISM: This shit is good for me.</li>
+<li>OBJECTIVISM: Our shit is good for you.</li>
+<li>EST: If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.</li>
+<li>REAGANISM: Don't move; the shit will trickle down.</li>
+<li>FASCISM: Shit makes the trains run on time.</li>
+<li>CARGO CULT: A barge will come and take all the shit away.</li>
+<li>EMACS: Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.</li>
+<li>DISCORDIANISM: Some funny shit happened to me today.</li>
+<li>RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.</li>
+<li>CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.</li>
+<li>MASONIC: Shit happens, but we can't discuss it during Lodge.</li>
+<li>RED CROSS: Shit happens - send money.</li>
<p>
<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
@@ -152,7 +95,7 @@
<p>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/11/05 00:45:30 $
+$Date: 2009/05/10 21:21:08 $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
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