www/fun/jokes dna.html

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/03/12 14:37:47

Modified files:
        fun/jokes      : dna.html 

Log message:
        Split into logical chunks to extract more gettext messages.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/dna.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.13&r2=1.14

Patches:
Index: dna.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/dna.html,v
retrieving revision 1.13
retrieving revision 1.14
diff -u -b -r1.13 -r1.14
--- dna.html    19 Dec 2008 22:31:08 -0000      1.13
+++ dna.html    12 Mar 2009 14:37:03 -0000      1.14
@@ -1,40 +1,37 @@
 <!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-
-<title>
-Human DNA as C code - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)
-</title>
-
+<title>Human DNA as C code</title>
 <!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
-
 <h2>Human DNA deciphered into C code!</h2>
 
-<pre>
-Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
-Subject: A little C programming...
+<blockquote>
+<pre>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
+Subject: A little C programming&hellip;
 Keywords: computer, smirk
 Date: 4 Aug 91 23:30:05 GMT
+</pre>
 
-For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that very
-little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function.
+<p>For many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact
+that very little of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful
+function.</p>
  
-I have solved the mystery.
+<p>I have solved the mystery.</p>
  
-The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function is that the
-rest of it is comments.
+<p>The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function
+is that the rest of it is comments.</p>
  
-Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents begin as
-follows:
+<p>Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents
+begin as follows:</p>
  
-===
-/* HUMAN_DNA.H
+<pre>/* HUMAN_DNA.H
  *
  * Human Genome
  * Version 2.1
  *
  * (C) God
  */
+</pre>
  
-/* Revision history:
+<pre>/* Revision history:
  *
  * 0000-00-01 00:00  1.0  Adam.
  * 0000-00-02 10:00  1.1  Eve.
@@ -55,16 +52,18 @@
  * 6004-11-04 16:11  2.1  Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of
  *                        CD.
  */
+</pre>
  
-/* Standard definitions
+<pre>/* Standard definitions
  */
  
 #define SEX male
 #define HEIGHT 1.84
 #define MASS 68
 #define RACE caucasian
+</pre>
  
-/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
+<pre>/* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files.
  *
  * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper
  * inheritance features.
@@ -77,8 +76,9 @@
 #warn("Father unknown -- guessing\n")
 #include "bastard.h"
 #endif
+</pre>
  
-/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
+<pre>/* Set up sex-specific functions and variables
  */
 #include &lt;sex.h&gt;
  
@@ -95,13 +95,15 @@
    Vagina *p;
 #endif
    }
+</pre>
  
-/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
+<pre>/* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication.
  * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers
  */
 DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *);
+</pre>
  
-/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
+<pre>/* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE
  *
  * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism
  * to display at birth.
@@ -109,59 +111,49 @@
  * Will be improved later to make output less ugly.
  */
 Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);
-===
+</pre>
  
-...and so on.
+<p>&hellip;and so on.</p>
  
+<p>[ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]</p>
+</blockquote>
  
-[ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]
+<p>The original author of this joke is Mathew
+Murphy <a href="mailto:address@hidden";>&lt;address@hidden&gt;</a>.  He
+has kindly released this joke under GPL.  Thanks Mathew!</p>
 
---
-</pre>
+<p>This joke is also available in <a href="/fun/jokes/dna">plain
+text</a>.</p>
 
-<p>
-The original author of this joke is <a href="mailto:address@hidden";>
-&lt;Mathew Murphy&gt;</a>. He has kindly 
-released this joke under GPL. Thanks Mathew!
-</p>
+<p><a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
+Collection.</p>
 
-<p>
-<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-
-<div class="infobox">
-<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
-obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
-archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4>
+<p>The joke on this page was obtained from the
+FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email archives</a> of the GNU
+Project.</p>
 <p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
-</div>
 
 </div>
 
 <!--#include virtual="/server/footer.html" -->
 
 <div id="footer">
-<p>
-Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are
-also <a href="/contact/">other ways to
-contact</a> the FSF.  
-<br />
+<p>Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to 
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+There are also <a href="/contact/">other ways to contact</a> 
+the FSF.<br />
 Please send broken links and other corrections or suggestions to
-<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
-</p>
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.</p>
 
-<p>
-Please see the 
-<a href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
-README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
-translations of this article.
-</p>
+<p>Please see the <a
+href="/server/standards/README.translations.html">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting translations
+of this article.</p>
 
-<p>
-Updated:
+<p>Updated:
 <!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2008/12/19 22:31:08 $
+$Date: 2009/03/12 14:37:03 $
 <!-- timestamp end -->
 </p>
 </div>
@@ -169,26 +161,27 @@
 <div id="translations">
 <h4>Translations of this page</h4>
 
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+<!-- Please keep this list alphabetical by language code. -->
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+<!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
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+<!-- Please use W3C normative character entities. -->
 
 <ul class="translations-list">
 <!-- English -->
 <li><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.html">English</a>&nbsp;[en]</li>
 <!-- Korean -->
-<li><a href="/fun/jokes/dna.ko.html">Korean</a>&nbsp;[ko]</li>
+<li><a 
href="/fun/jokes/dna.ko.html">&#xd55c;&#xad6d;&#xc5b4;</a>&nbsp;[ko]</li>
 </ul>
-
 </div>
 </div>
 </body>