www/fun/jokes/po bug.war.pot

[Yavor Doganov]

CVSROOT:        /web/www
Module name:    www
Changes by:     Yavor Doganov <yavor>   09/02/27 21:29:03

Added files:
        fun/jokes/po   : bug.war.pot 

Log message:
        Automatic update by GNUnited Nations.

CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/po/bug.war.pot?cvsroot=www&rev=1.1

Patches:
Index: bug.war.pot
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RCS file: bug.war.pot
diff -N bug.war.pot
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+# SOME DESCRIPTIVE TITLE
+# Copyright (C) YEAR Free Software Foundation, Inc.
+# This file is distributed under the same license as the PACKAGE package.
+# FIRST AUTHOR <address@hidden>, YEAR.
+#
+#, fuzzy
+msgid ""
+msgstr ""
+"Project-Id-Version: PACKAGE VERSION\n"
+"POT-Creation-Date: 2009-02-27 16:26-0500\n"
+"PO-Revision-Date: YEAR-MO-DA HO:MI+ZONE\n"
+"Last-Translator: FULL NAME <address@hidden>\n"
+"Language-Team: LANGUAGE <address@hidden>\n"
+"MIME-Version: 1.0\n"
+"Content-Type: text/plain; charset=CHARSET\n"
+"Content-Transfer-Encoding: ENCODING"
+
+# type: Content of: <h2>
+#:  
+msgid "War against bugs!"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"From <cite>Doctor Dobb's Journal</cite>, 2/90, p. 158, &ldquo;The War on "
+"Bugs&rdquo; (humor):"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid ""
+"I wish I could tell you that we're going to be able to eliminate all bug use "
+"in America, but that would be insincere.  We will spare no expense to wipe "
+"out computer viruses, which are responsible for fully one-hundredth of one "
+"percent of lost producticity due to bugs.  And you can rest assured that we "
+"will lean heavily on the cheapo shareware and freeware channels.  I have the "
+"notorious Richard Stallman under FBI surveillance right now.  But there will "
+"be a few common bugs that will not come under the jurisdiction of the BEA.  "
+"We have no intention of harrassing Microsoft, Ashton-Tate, Lotus, or any "
+"other producer of the fine software that has made this nation what it is "
+"today.  After all, the occasional system crash is not really a bug.  We "
+"will, however, continute to restrict use of their products on commercial air "
+"flights."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <blockquote><p>
+msgid "&nbsp;&nbsp;--Michael Swaine, editor-at-large"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"This joke is also available in <a href=\"/fun/jokes/bug.war\">plain "
+"text</a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "<a href=\"/fun/humor.html\">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor 
Collection."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <h4>
+msgid "Disclaimer"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid ""
+"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's <a "
+"href=\"http://lists.gnu.org/\";>email archives</a> of the GNU Project."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <p>
+msgid "The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't have notes.
+# type: Content of: <div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S NOTES*"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please send FSF &amp; GNU inquiries to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.  There are also <a 
"
+"href=\"/contact/\">other ways to contact</a> the FSF.<br /> Please send "
+"broken links and other corrections or suggestions to <a "
+"href=\"mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>."
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid ""
+"Please see the <a "
+"href=\"/server/standards/README.translations.html\">Translations README</a> "
+"for information on coordinating and submitting translations of this article."
+msgstr ""
+
+#. TRANSLATORS: Use space (SPC) as msgstr if you don't want credits.
+# type: Content of: <div><div>
+msgid "*GNUN-SLOT: TRANSLATOR'S CREDITS*"
+msgstr ""
+
+#.  timestamp start 
+# type: Content of: <div><p>
+msgid "Updated:"
+msgstr ""
+
+# type: Content of: <div><h4>
+msgid "Translations of this page"
+msgstr ""