[Top][All Lists]
[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]
www/fun/jokes gospel.html
|
From: |
Joakim Olsson |
|
Subject: |
www/fun/jokes gospel.html |
|
Date: |
Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:54:46 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Changes by: Joakim Olsson <jocke> 07/10/18 19:54:46
Modified files:
fun/jokes : gospel.html
Log message:
Templated.
CVSWeb URLs:
http://web.cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/fun/jokes/gospel.html?cvsroot=www&r1=1.4&r2=1.5
Patches:
Index: gospel.html
===================================================================
RCS file: /web/www/www/fun/jokes/gospel.html,v
retrieving revision 1.4
retrieving revision 1.5
diff -u -b -r1.4 -r1.5
--- gospel.html 30 Jul 2007 22:23:35 -0000 1.4
+++ gospel.html 18 Oct 2007 19:54:31 -0000 1.5
@@ -1,46 +1,36 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 3.2 Final//EN">
-<HTML>
-<HEAD>
-<TITLE>Gospel - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</TITLE>
-<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
-<LINK REV="made" HREF="mailto:address@hidden";>
-</HEAD>
-<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
-
-<h1>
-Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
-Gospel of Prophet Antony</h1>
-
-<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
- ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
- WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/header.html" -->
-<hr>
+<title>Gospel - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation (FSF)</title>
-<h2>Hierarchy of the Church</h2>
+<!--#include virtual="/server/banner.html" -->
+
+<h2>Rules, Sins, Virtues, Gods and more of The Church of EMACS according to The
+Gospel of Prophet Antony</h2>
+
+<h3>Hierarchy of the Church</h3>
<ol>
<li>
GODS - Creates Free ideas, software and hardware from emptiness and
- likes to be flattered through prayers.
+ likes to be flattered through prayers.</li>
<li>
DEMIGODS - Capable of proving that NP problems and P problems are the
same (NP=P), writes free software for to prove it and tries to
alleviate the bullying nature of GODS by distributing the ideas
of GODS freely.
They still insist on flattering GODS through prayers and defends
- the bullying of GODS.
+ the bullying of GODS.</li>
<li>
SAINTS - Writes Free software using Free software tools.</li>
<li>
SEMI SAINTS - Use lots of Free software and believes in the church
- of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software licenses.
+ of EMACS but signed NDAs or agreed to proprietary software
licenses.</li>
<li>
PROPHETS - selected by ALMIGHTY(One of the GODS) to reveal his thoughts
- about humanity.
+ about humanity.</li>
<li>
LAITY - does not care about NDAs or proprietary software licenses but
@@ -55,86 +45,116 @@
Devils - Creating NDAs and proprietory software licenses to entangle
humanity in their net</li>
</ol>
-<p>
+<p />
<center><u>Examples of Devils </u></center>
-<br>Evil Empire: Microsoft
-<br>Lucifer: Bill Gates
-<br>Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE etc..
-<br>Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison etc..
-<br>
+<br>Evil Empire: Microsoft</br>
+<br>Lucifer: Bill Gates</br>
+<br>Evil Countries: SUN, HP, ORACLE etc..</br>
+<br>Other major Devil leaders: Scott Mcnalley, Larry Ellison etc..</br>
+<br></br>
-<p>
-<h2>CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE</h2>
+<p />
+<h3>CONFESSION AND REPENTANCE</h3>
Please take some time to think about yourself. You can repent
and confess at any time by visiting our
-<A HREF="/help/donate.html">CONFESSION CENTER</A> which is open
+<a href="/help/donate.html">CONFESSION CENTER</a> which is open
7 days a week, 24 hours a day.
<p>Rules for repentance (This is the only important principle of THE CHURCH
OF EMACS):
<ol>
<li>
- $10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.
+ $10 for each invocation of a proprietory licensed software.</li>
<li>
- $1000 for each NDA you signed.
+ $1000 for each NDA you signed.</li>
<li>
- $10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.
+ $10000 for each NDA you participated in creating.</li>
<li>
- $10000000 for each NDA you wrote.
+ $10000000 for each NDA you wrote.</li>
<li>
- $100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.
+ $100 for each proprietary software license you agreed to.</li>
<li>
$1000 for each proprietary software license you participated in
- creating.
+ creating.</li>
<li>
$10000 for each proprietary software license you are responsible
- for writing.
+ for writing.</li>
<li>
All your sins will be forgiven if you develop a major new Free
- software package.
+ software package.</li>
</ol>
<p>
Warning: Taking THE CHURCH OF EMACS seriously is hazardous to your
-health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.
-
-<HR>
+health; especially MENTAL HEALTH.</p>
-<P>
-<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
-in the GNU Humor Collection.
-
-<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
-<P>
-The Free Software Foundation claims no copyrights on this joke.
+<p>
+<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a>
+in the GNU Humor Collection.</p>
-<HR>
+<div class="infobox">
+<h4 id="Disclaimer">Disclaimer</h4><p>The joke on this page was
+obtained from the FSF's <a href="http://lists.gnu.org/";>email
+archives</a> of the GNU Project.</p>
+<p>The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on this joke.</p>
+</div>
-<P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
-<P>
+</div>
-Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
+<!--#include virtual="/server/footer-min.html" -->
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
-contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<div id="footer">
+<p>
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. There are
+also <a href="http://www.fsf.org/about/contact.html";>other ways to
+contact</a> the FSF.
+<br />
+Please send broken links and other corrections (or suggestions) to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+</p>
-Please send comments on these web pages to
+<p>
+Please see the
+<a href="/server/standards/README.translations">Translations
+README</a> for information on coordinating and submitting
+translations of this article.
+</p>
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
-send other questions to
-<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
-<P>
+<p>
Updated:
-<!-- hhmts start -->
-$Date: 2007/07/30 22:23:35 $
-<!-- hhmts end -->
-<HR>
-</BODY>
-</HTML>
+<!-- timestamp start -->
+$Date: 2007/10/18 19:54:31 $
+<!-- timestamp end -->
+</p>
+</div>
+
+<div id="translations">
+<h4>Translations of this page</h4>
+
+ <!-- Please keep this list alphabetical, and in the original -->
+ <!-- language if possible, otherwise default to English -->
+ <!-- If you do not have it English, please comment what the -->
+ <!-- English is. If you add a new language here, please -->
+ <!-- advise address@hidden and add it to -->
+ <!-- - in /home/www/bin/nightly-vars either TAGSLANG or WEBLANG -->
+ <!-- - in /home/www/html/server/standards/README.translations.html -->
+ <!-- one of the lists under the section "Translations Underway" -->
+ <!-- - if there is a translation team, you also have to add an alias -->
+ <!-- to mail.gnu.org:/com/mailer/aliases -->
+ <!-- Please also check you have the 2 letter language code right versus -->
+ <!-- http://www.w3.org/WAI/ER/IG/ert/iso639.htm -->
+
+<ul class="translations-list">
+<!-- English -->
+<li><a href="/fun/jokes/gospel.html">English</a> [en]</li>
+</ul>
+
+</div>
+</div>
+</body>
+</html>
- www/fun/jokes gospel.html,
Joakim Olsson <=