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From: |
Ramprasad B |
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Subject: |
www/fun/jokes 10-kinds-of-people.html anagrams.... |
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Date: |
Sun, 07 May 2006 07:10:38 +0000 |
CVSROOT: /web/www
Module name: www
Branch:
Changes by: Ramprasad B <address@hidden> 06/05/07 07:10:37
Modified files:
fun/jokes : 10-kinds-of-people.html anagrams.html
any-key.html brainfuck.html bug.war.html
c+-.html clinton.tree.html courtroom.quips.html
deadbeef.html declarations.html dna.html
doctor.manifesto.html echo.msg.html ed.html
ed.msg.html errno.2.html error-haiku.html
eternal-flame.html evilmalware.html
foreign-signs.html freesoftware.html
fsf-in-german.html
Log message:
updated the pages
CVSWeb URLs:
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/any-key.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/c+-.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/declarations.html.diff?tr1=1.5&tr2=1.6&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/dna.html.diff?tr1=1.4&tr2=1.5&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html.diff?tr1=1.4&tr2=1.5&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/ed.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html.diff?tr1=1.4&tr2=1.5&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html.diff?tr1=1.1&tr2=1.2&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html.diff?tr1=1.2&tr2=1.3&r1=text&r2=text
http://cvs.savannah.gnu.org/viewcvs/www/www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html.diff?tr1=1.3&tr2=1.4&r1=text&r2=text
Patches:
Index: www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html:1.2 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/10-kinds-of-people.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -20,16 +20,20 @@
<hr />
<pre>
-There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary
-and those who don't.
+ There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary
+ and those who don't.
</pre>
<p>
+ <hr>
+ </p>
+
+ <p>
<a href="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</a> in the GNU Humor
Collection.
</p>
- <h2>Disclaimer</h2>
+ <h4>Disclaimer</h4>
<p>
This joke was submitted by Colin Sharpe
@@ -62,8 +66,8 @@
</p>
<p>
-Copyright (C) 2001, 2003, 2004 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 2001, 2003, 2004 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<br />
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted worldwide without royalty in any medium provided
@@ -73,7 +77,7 @@
<p>
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2005/05/05 19:37:09 $ $Author: novalis $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
</p>
</div>
Index: www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/anagrams.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -59,27 +63,41 @@
Year Two Thousand A year to shut down
This one's truly amazing:
+
"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the
mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."
+
And the Anagram:
+
"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero,
Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."
And for the grand finale:
-"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil
-Armstrong
+
+"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
+--Neil Armstrong
+
The Anagram:
+
"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon!
On to Mars!"
Nope, one more!
+
The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment
trial:
+
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
+
The Anagram:
+
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
</PRE>
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -118,15 +136,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/any-key.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/any-key.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/any-key.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/any-key.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/any-key.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
[ <A HREF="/fun/jokes/any-key.html">English</A> ]
+
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
<H3>Where is any-key???</H3>
@@ -28,9 +32,12 @@
- Please press any key!
- Where is the any-key?
-
</PRE>
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -72,8 +79,8 @@
send other questions to
<a HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
<p>
-Copyright (C) 2001 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 2001 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<p>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
@@ -81,7 +88,7 @@
Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2005/05/05 19:37:09 $ $Author: novalis $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
<hr>
</body>
Index: www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html:1.1 www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html:1.1 Fri Nov 19 00:34:33 2004
+++ www/fun/jokes/brainfuck.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -10,6 +10,10 @@
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<H3>BrainFuck</H3>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -26,15 +30,19 @@
+[[,][-]+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++.[-]+++++++++++++.---.+]
</PRE>
-
<p>
-More information about Brainfuck language: <a
-
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck";>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck</a>
+More information about Brainfuck language:
+<a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck";>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck</a>
+</p>
-
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
+</p>
<H4>Disclaimer</H4>
@@ -65,14 +73,13 @@
<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Last updated:
+Updated:
<!-- timestamp start -->
-$Date: 2004/11/19 00:34:33 $ $Author: canderson $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/bug.war.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -35,6 +39,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -72,15 +80,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/c+-.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/c+-.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/c+-.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/c+-.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/c+-.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -83,14 +87,16 @@
[from the april '91 issue of AIExpert ]
-
-
--
Maurice Suhre
address@hidden
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -128,15 +134,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/clinton.tree.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -24,6 +28,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -61,15 +69,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/courtroom.quips.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -121,6 +125,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -140,13 +148,15 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
@@ -158,15 +168,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/deadbeef.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -14,6 +14,10 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/deadbeef.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<H3>Dead Beef?</H3>
<PRE>
@@ -37,6 +41,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -56,13 +64,15 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
@@ -76,7 +86,7 @@
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/declarations.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/declarations.html:1.5 www/fun/jokes/declarations.html:1.6
--- www/fun/jokes/declarations.html:1.5 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/declarations.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -15,7 +15,11 @@
[ <A HREF="/fun/jokes/declarations.html">English</A>
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/declarations.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
-
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
@@ -80,6 +84,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -99,33 +107,34 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-$Date: 2005/05/05 19:37:09 $ $Author: novalis $
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/dna.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/dna.html:1.4 www/fun/jokes/dna.html:1.5
--- www/fun/jokes/dna.html:1.4 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/dna.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -17,6 +17,10 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/dna.ko.html">Korean</A>
]
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -130,7 +134,6 @@
[ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]
-
--
</PRE>
The original author of this joke is <a href="mailto:address@hidden";>
@@ -138,6 +141,10 @@
released this joke under GPL. Thanks Mathew!
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -175,15 +182,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-26 Aug 2001 chsong
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/doctor.manifesto.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -17,6 +17,10 @@
And if it's a song, not a joke, change that word in the Disclaimer.
-->
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<h5>P.S.: A bored acquaintance of mine ran The GNU Manifesto through
doctor. Highlights:</h5>
<ul>
@@ -37,6 +41,10 @@
</ul>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -56,34 +64,40 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
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There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
</BODY>
</HTML>
Index: www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html:1.4 www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html:1.5
--- www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html:1.4 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -19,6 +19,10 @@
| <A HREF="/fun/jokes/echo.msg.html">English</A>
]
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
"JokeTITLE" in both places above.
@@ -151,6 +155,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -170,33 +178,37 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
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There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/ed.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/ed.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/ed.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/ed.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/ed.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -37,6 +41,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -56,33 +64,38 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/ed.msg.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -120,6 +124,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -139,33 +147,37 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+
+<P>
<HR>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
+
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
+
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
+
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html:1.3 www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/errno.2.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -74,6 +78,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -93,8 +101,10 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+<P>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
@@ -111,15 +121,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html:1.4 www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html:1.5
--- www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html:1.4 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -99,6 +103,10 @@
http://archive.salon.com/21st/chal/1998/02/10chal2.html</a>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -118,6 +126,7 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
@@ -136,15 +145,15 @@
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-Last modified: Sat Jan 4 07:03:59 BRST 2003
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html:1.2
www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html:1.2 Wed Jan 2 17:40:43 2002
+++ www/fun/jokes/eternal-flame.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -7,12 +7,27 @@
<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#1F00FF" ALINK="#FF0000"
VLINK="#9900DD">
<H3>Eternal Flame (song parody)</H3>
+<!-- When you replace this graphic, make sure you change -->
+<!-- the link to also point to the correct HTML page. -->
+
+<!-- If you make a new graphic for this page, make sure it -->
+<!-- has a corresponding entry in /graphics/graphics.html. -->
+<P>
+<A href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG
+src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg" alt="[Colorful rounded image of
+the Head of a GNU]"></A>
+</P>
+
This is a parody of the song "God Lives on Terra" by Julia Ecklar.
For more information about this song, visit
<A HREF="http://www.songworm.com/db/songworm-parody/EternalFlame.html";>
Songworm</A>.
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
I was taught assembler<br>
in my second year of school.<br>
@@ -97,7 +112,7 @@
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
-6 Jan 2001 rms
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html:1.1 www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html:1.2
--- www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html:1.1 Sat Jun 4 19:19:14 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/evilmalware.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -64,6 +68,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -83,33 +91,33 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
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There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- hhmts end -->
<HR>
</BODY>
Index: www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html:1.3
www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -159,6 +163,10 @@
</PRE>
<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -178,33 +186,34 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+<P>
<HR>
+</P>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
<P>
+Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
+<P>
Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
<P>
-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
<P>
Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
<P>
Updated:
<!-- hhmts start -->
- 8 Apr 2000 tower
+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
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<HR>
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Index: www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html
diff -u www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html:1.2 www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html:1.3
--- www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html:1.2 Fri Sep 19 20:21:30 2003
+++ www/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -9,14 +9,25 @@
<body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000" link="#1f00ff" alink="#ff0000"
vlink="#9900dd">
<h3>Free Software</h3>
-<!-- When you replace this graphic, make sure you change the link to also
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-
-<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html"><img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
alt="[Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128"
/></a>
+<!--
+When you replace this graphic, make sure you change the link to
+also point to the correct html page. If you make a new graphic for this page,
+make sure it has a corresponding entry in /graphics/graphics.html
+-->
+
+<a href="/graphics/gleesons.html">
+<img src="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
+alt="[Colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]" width="153" height="128" />
+</a>
[
| <a href="/fun/jokes/freesoftware.html">English</a> |
]
+<p>
+<hr>
+</p>
+
<pre>
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 2003 23:45:42 -0500
From: "Harley D. Eades III"
@@ -43,30 +54,35 @@
Hacker
</pre>
+
<p>
<img src="freesoftware.jpg" alt="Image of Free Software written in large white
letters on a mountain side" />
</p>
+<p>
<hr />
+</p>
+<P>
Return to <a href="/home.html">GNU's home page</a>.
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-FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to <a
href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>. Other <a
href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
+Please send FSF & GNU inquiries & questions to
+<a href="mailto:address@hidden";><em>address@hidden</em></a>.
+Other <a href="/home.html#ContactInfo">ways to contact</a> the FSF.
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<p>
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<!-- timestamp start -->
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+$Date: 2006/05/07 07:10:36 $ $Author: ramprasadb $
<!-- timestamp end -->
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Index: www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html
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www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html:1.4
--- www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html:1.3 Thu May 5 19:37:09 2005
+++ www/fun/jokes/fsf-in-german.html Sun May 7 07:10:36 2006
@@ -11,6 +11,10 @@
<A HREF="/graphics/gleesons.html"><IMG SRC="/graphics/gleeson_head.jpg"
ALT=" [colorful rounded image of the Head of a GNU]"
WIDTH="153" HEIGHT="128"></A>
+
+<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
<PRE>
<!-- When using this boilerplate, remember to replace the
@@ -25,6 +29,10 @@
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<P>
+<HR>
+</P>
+
+<P>
<A HREF="/fun/humor.html">Other humor</A>
in the GNU Humor Collection.
@@ -44,33 +52,36 @@
on the GNU web server should have the section about verbatim copying.
Please
do NOT remove this without talking with the webmasters first.
-->
+
+<P>
<HR>
+</p>
-Return to <A HREF="/home.html">GNU's home page</A>.
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There are also <A HREF="/home.html#ContactInfo">other ways to
contact</A> the FSF.
-<P>
+<P>
Please send comments on these web pages to
-
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>,
send other questions to
<A HREF="mailto:address@hidden";><EM>address@hidden</EM></A>.
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-Copyright (C) 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
-51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110, USA
+Copyright © 1999 Free Software Foundation, Inc.,
+51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA
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Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article is
permitted in any medium, provided this notice is preserved.
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