Re: Printing barnumber 1 (oh no, not again)

[James]

On 09/11/2010 20:28, Werner LEMBERG wrote:
> > Oh, I didn't know you guys had viola jokes too :-)
>
> My younger brother plays the viola in the Vienna Philharmonic
> Orchestra, and he has assured to me that there aren't any viola jokes
> at all: everything reported so far is simply the truth.

Just because I don't want to feel left out:

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you lob a viola in a skip without it touching the sides!

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Thanks to my conductor for that one.

Although I have to say that the Viola players (along with the 
Bassoonists) are the only ones ever to come back to the Pub for a drink 
after practice with the brass.

The rest of the strings - one cellist accepted - never do, they all rush 
home. While I think about it, the Bassoonists never seem to have any 
money for their round...hmm...